It sure is a pretty computerrick day out today!

Don't let that crap in again cuz none uh that crap is every gonna happen again
We raised ya write
It's yer own **** fault you like plucking that there devi's fiddle, pa

This family busted its whole **** *** just to give ya what ya deserved, boy!!!!!!!

Here, I bought you a big bag  of computers of all makes and models, new computers and used

I only want the new ones

You don't get to make that decision for this family

Your only mom just died, even though she was your only real friend, and now you have nothing and no one?
Sorry about that...I'll be there for you...as soon as I get back from buying more computers at Best Buy.

Oh, the house is on fire?
Let's buy more computers

It's like if we keep dumping all our time and energy into these computers, forever and ever or until the sun won't shine (for whatever reason,) everything will just instantly get better for everyone somehow...even though it hasn't happened yet, even though this has been going on for so long.