55/M/L.A. Old Road Dog, now chained in the backyard, wishin' he could bite someone. I have recently become a published author! My books are here: www.amazon.com/author/jeff.gaines ~
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Ladies and girls The secret that will save you heartbreak Here it comes.... Never, ever, ever Tell someone you love them Until you feel comfortable Farting in their presence
I'm gonna wave my freak flag high Right until the day I die I'll be dancing in the nursing home Probably clothed And likely alone But I'll be keeping to my groove And get those old geezers to move