Dear Santa,
I know I wished for a lot of things before
But quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of it
Wishing for things I will never have
So this christmas, I ask for nothing
And don't come to my place
Cause I'm not going to put milk and cookies out for you
Just in case if you do come to sell your lies
I'm going to tie you and your reindeers to a rocket
And send you to the moon, you fat *** *****!!