Sorry for the tears,
Sorry for the wails,
Sorry for punching you in the fist with my head,
Sorry for ruining your lasso with my back,
Sorry for wasting your bullets,
Sorry I refused to stay down,
Father, indeed, sorry I am, for breaking your precious rock with my head,
As today is your birthday,
I give you what you've always craved,
Sorry it didn't come in a tray.