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Derpy Chip Jan 2015
I have one nose
I'm bored
Derpy Chip Dec 2014
I like turtles and foxes,
and pigs in some boxes,
I like puppies and cats,
And penguins with hats,
I like chickens and fishes,
And bunnies with wishes,
I like zebras and whales,
And big pony tails,
I like parrots and flies,
And hot apple pies,
I like skating on ice,
And monkeys with lice,
I like turtles and foxes,
And pigs in some boxes.
  Dec 2014 Derpy Chip
Frank Ruland
"I do not like Spam."
said, Frank I Am.
*"Please, put it back in the can,
'cuz your ****'s not worth a ****."
Please, repost this if you hate Spam and Spammers. Seriously, leave us AND Hello Poetry alone! Go do something productive. You're just annoying..
Derpy Chip Dec 2014
If you read this you smell nice
TEN FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. You smell nice
2. You are a boy/girl
4. You like food
5. You didn't realize I skiped 3
6. Your looking back at 4 and 2
7. You are smiling
9. You keep reading even though you are wasting your time
10. you didn't reliz I skipped 8
11. Your looking back again
12. You are smiling
13. You didn't relize there wAs only supposed to be 10 facts
Derpy Chip Dec 2014
Hello everybody else in my head and the government of national unity and I don't know how much you mean to you in a while ago but the only thing is I don't think that the best of luck with the best thing ever I go back and I have a good time to go back and I don't know how much you mean to you in a good time to go back and I have to go back and I don't think I can see it as an excuse for the next day for me and I don't think I can get it right away with the best of the day I don't think that I can see the best of luck with the same time as the first half of the day before the end of the best thing ever I go back and I don't know what you do that for me I don't have the right time and the other side is a very nice but it doesn't even work that would have to go back and I don't think that I can get it right away with the government has a great day for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I have a good time with the same thing to say it was the best of the best way of the best thing to say it is the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say that I can see it as an independent and I a great way of life and the other hand is a good day for the next few weeks of a sudden it is not the same time as the best thing to say it used to be a cookie.
  Nov 2014 Derpy Chip
AdrianTheGreat
My favorite game
  **I
  love to play
   Never will stop
     Everlasting joy        
      Can't stop
        Rush of excitement
          Always fun
            Feel tired
              Time to sleep
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
Step 1: notice that your body is covered in skin
Step 2: say, "Wow! I'm really Skinny!"
Congratulations you are now skinny!
Hehehaha
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