A series of unfortunate events another story i made up about to be told. A series of unfortunate events now read them unfold...
Not too long ago there was a man trapped in the dark, he was lost. Until he found a lightbulb a lovely path he crossed.This isn't a love story oh no far from it see this man was made of water (later to find out he had relations with her daughter*). How many gallons you ask eh about six. And everyone knows water and electricity quite dont mix. But they didn't care, purple in the face love was in the air. So he let the water run and she flipped the switch and their love sparked a fire, they were blind in love never once did one of them flinch. Soon the fire spread but they were too busy asking the ducks to feed them bread. Everything left is ashes and they died in the fire, i know i said this wasn't a love story but hey im a liar.