Spike Milligan

1918-2002 / Male / Irish
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The ABC'Twas midnight in the schoolroom / And every desk was shut / When suddenly from the alphabet
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HamletSaid Hamlet to Ophelia, / 'I'll do a sketch of thee, / What kind of pencil shall I use,
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Have A Nice Day'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' / 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. / 'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
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My Sister LauraMy sister Laura's bigger than me / And lifts me up quite easily. / I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
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PorridgeWhy is there no monument / To Porridge in our land? / It it's good enough to eat,
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Welcome HomeUnaware of my crime / they stood me in the dock. / I was sentenced to life....
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TeethEnglish Teeth, English Teeth! / Shining in the sun / A part of British heritage
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The LionIf you're attacked by a Lion / Find fresh underpants to try on / Lay on the ground quite still
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A Silly PoemSaid Hamlet to Ophelia, / I'll draw a sketch of thee, / What kind of pencil shall I use?
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Pussy-catPussy-cat / What are vices? / Catching rats
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