Mr Haiku: Poems

May 2020 · 46

Nutella Bread Pudding

Mr Haiku May 2020

Nutella Bread Pudding

We are having this.
Not right now, but soon I think.
How 'bout one hour?

#haiku

May 2020 · 70

Blanket

Mr Haiku May 2020

Blanket

My blanket is white.
It is my comfort blanket.
I won't give it up.

#haiku

May 2020 · 43

Tadpoles

Mr Haiku May 2020

Tadpoles

The black little ones.
They eat, grow, and are happy.
Grow little ones grow!

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May 2020 · 53

Hungry

Mr Haiku May 2020

Hungry

I have some popcorn.
But I am not hungry now.
Maybe in a bit.

#haiku

May 2020 · 61

Bunch

Mr Haiku May 2020

Bunch

Josh Chan is quite nice.
I will ruin my whole life.
Sorry everyone.

#haiku

May 2020 · 52

Eggs

Mr Haiku May 2020

Eggs

Ten thousand dollars.
Every woman should do this.
That's a lot of cash.

#haiku

May 2020 · 61

Mr. Bateman

Mr Haiku May 2020

Mr. Bateman

******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?
Reservation? Great!

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May 2020 · 117

Grog

Mr Haiku May 2020

Grog

Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.

#haiku

May 2020 · 66

Panda

Mr Haiku May 2020

Panda

My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...

#haiku

May 2020 · 45

Dog

Mr Haiku May 2020

Dog

I love my new dog.
He was a good boy today.
No more accidents.

#haiku

May 2020 · 57

Sex with socks????

Mr Haiku May 2020

*** with socks????

Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.

Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.

#haiku

May 2020 · 56

Feet

Mr Haiku May 2020

Feet

What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.

#haiku

May 2020 · 60

Keith

Mr Haiku May 2020

Keith

My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?

#haiku

May 2020 · 57

Thanks Hello Poetry

Mr Haiku May 2020

Thanks Hello Poetry

I would like to join
It would make me happy, smile
I love my haiku

#haiku

May 2020 · 52

The First

Mr Haiku May 2020

The First

This is the first one
I hope you like this haiku
Haiku are wholesome

#haiku

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