Twitter, twitter, twitter, twitter!
Is the world getting worse or better?

Twitter, twitter, twitter
but no birdie is on the tree
what, what is the matter?
what's the mystery?

Never, never, never
will the birdies sing in lustrous glee
they each have an Iphone and they chatter
after attending a Mac seminar on IT!

Twitter, twitter, twitter
because so very bored is the writer
neither hither nor thither
twittering doesn't remove the languor