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Ronald Maxwell Segel Jan 2011
There was a girl called Monique
There was a girl called Monique
Who got struck dumb at the biblioteek*
She saw a **** book
And after one look
She ran out screaming eek, eek, eek!
*library
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Ronald Maxwell Segel Jan 2011
There was a young lady called B
There was a young lady called B
Who had an urgent desire to P
There was no toilet around
So she used the ground
What a sight that was to C
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