who would be a holy terror on social media:
snapping selfies (often lying under the table - poor thing!),
commenting on comments on comments in the public forum,
"You ignorant cockalorum...!
pennies for your thoughts bought my ***** shots."
She'd be caustic, sarcastic, bitter,
abrasive, abusive on Twitter:
"As regards your latest verse, the previous one was worse."
"I am hosting a social soirée...I'd rather you not be there...
Are there evenings you'll be away?
"I appreciated your latest post
Re: animal rights to equal pay.
...My bi-racial guide dog has it hard,
being physically challenged,
female,
and gay."
Okay. We know you are liberal and politically correct. Now unplug, put down your I-phone, get up off your *** and step away from the mirror.
Go out into the world. March. Volunteer. Donate food or clothing.
Help somebody for Christ's sake. You self-obsessed narcissist.