Earth.    Nobody reads any of this anyway, so it's cool. I'm a redheaded witmaster. Extremely amateur poet. Conan O'Brien's illegitimate son. Scum.

I love to write about absolutely everything. Events that change our lives, for the better or for the worse. Either way, I feel that writing …

United States    One day, my right hand met a pen. They married, had many children and numerous quarrels since. Years later, they are still irrevocably in love. …