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Kuah Yee Han May 2015
***** depression, I've a confession to make
I was in a recession, now there's a rap session to take
Homeland protection, rhymes are fashion, none's the same
Infectious infection, it needs your attention as well as the fame
What I'm doing is passive aggression, don't bother with oppression
This is just my obsession, a crime, or rather a transgression

I doubt you know what half of those words meant
Here's a tip, that was me laughing at those curses you sent
I'm Batman, you're the Two-Faced Harvey Dent
Pay your rent, repent while I continue my ascent
Towards the top of the world, 100%, my content you resent
To a certain extent, this was made with a caustic intent.

These are my lines, so don't bother trying to reinvent.
Kuah Yee Han Apr 2015
Live my life from A to Z
Fill up all the vacancies
Whatcha wanna say to me
Someone state who made him, please
Now you gotta pay them fees
And make sure you Gib-some to Tyrese

Whoops, didn't mean to be rude
Here, I'll hand you some food
Hopefully that'll help your mood
Especially when your days are as black as soot
While you're at it I'll steal some loot
The Santa of rhymes is coming down this chute

To hand you some beats that I'll probably ******
Something I do with every verse-R
Hate to break it to ya but I'm goin' further
Beats with me in the middle and you got a rap burger
Hey, just to check, did that hurt, sir?
Your mother should've kept you at home, that's what I told her

Rap, I'm the epitome
Homeric simile? My rhymes are Homeric villainy
You wanna be like me?
You're gonna need some youthful energy
Just like the other legends who made symphonies
Rap per se, will never cease
First two lines were from a song called e-dubble - Changed My Mind. Had to find a base, meh
Kuah Yee Han Apr 2015
Oh Paul, this did not have to happen
But it did, and it was while most of us were nappin'
The franchise had everyone clappin'
It may be late, but now it has me rappin'

Looks like it was never meant to be
Maybe God needed driving lessons without a fee
The news was put on the net for everyone to see
That a special person was taken from me

Or rather us, wondering what caused your demise
The CGI works but can't replicate your eyes
Or the face that we miss, the one that caused sorrowful cries
And in case you didn't notice, Furious 7 was the crew's last goodbyes
Something I thought of while doing my work, kinda late as its been about 5 months since his death. Rest assured Paul, Furious 7 was a tour de force considered by many
Kuah Yee Han Apr 2015
So what do you want from me, you want a ton from me?
You ain't getting none from me. Stop with the pleasantries, peasant please you gotta pay the apparent fees.
If you don't you'll get stung by rampant bees just like the rhymes I identify, the marks I leave on you will solidify, don't bother tryna nullify me you can't run-if-I chase you.
What'll happen to your suit-if-I drop these lyrical napalms on your glory? Things'll get gory so rub some lotion on your payin' palms although I doubt that's gonna protect you.
Notice how my mouth affects you. As the British say: "Flipping eck!" I'll slit your neck. Me and rhymes where does that point intersect? Right here while I'm crushing this little tiny insect.
Kuah Yee Han Apr 2015
So you meet this person who's humble and modest
But it seems strange so does he have a plan for this?
He says: "The thread between you and I is the shortest,
"And that I will never betray you, I promise."

One fateful day he lays waste to everything you and he has built
For trusting him, washing over you was a sense of guilt
Want to see someone different in your eyes? Just tilt
That's what you get for thinking life is as simple as a Scottish kilt

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