lil taffy two tugs would wake up to the dawn,leaping to his laptop searching sites for ****,thanking stephen hawkins, also mr gates,grateful of technology, while taffy masterbates.the boyo bashed his bishop, most of all his life,now pc world was better and cheaper than a wife,lubrication, change of hands, oil and vaseline,lesbians, fat fetishes, and threesomes on his screen,but poor ole taffy passed away, his family in disgrace,trousers round his ankles, a smile upon his face,but two tugs died so happy, while he had a vid on,undertaker done his nutt,,,,he could'nt get the lid on.

Looking like usual,
Simply beautiful.
Like a solar flare,
I can’t help but stare.
Like a brightened shadow over my world,
Like an extra swirl to that perfect curl.
Illuminating your essence, upon my presence.
If I could only tell you these feelings I feel,
Instead of always drowning in your constant appeal.
In this unknown sea, I travel from port to port,
Looking for a girl who is only half of your sort.
It’s been a long journey but now that I’ve made it,
If only life was a time capsule, so that I could save it.
Cherish these moments because sadly they are few,
Yet I have always known, that my Ms. Unknown would be you.

Let me start off with an I love you
Because that’s what this is all about
Your love is so deep I want to shout
I want to scream and rid all of the doubt
You are my all
Without you I’m doomed to fall
Doomed to never truly be happy
Doomed to feel always this ******
Because you are my light
The strength to my fight
The wings to my flight
You are the my meaning for life
My friend, my love, and my wife
So please boo take a breath
Take it all in and let it out
Go ahead its fine to just pout
Its okay baby please just vent
Let’s just talk and explain what we meant
How we need one another
How we love each other
And how we want to be together forever
I know times are rough
So very very rough
But baby it will all be just fine
You can trust me baby I had a sign
I had a dream
A dream to good to seem
We lived together and all was good
Just like a fantasy, just like it should
It was as if I saw the future
And there we were so perfectly happy
Like a love story so very sappy
So please boo let me ease the pain
Let me lift the weight on those shoulders
Let me help you my beautiful soldier
Let me take you away
Away from pain and misery
Let me be you prince and show you my chivalry
I give you my word my love
I’ll always be here to give a shove
And together we will make it above
No obstacle will slow us down
No pain will make us frown
Because to you my princess I offer the crown
I take the solemn oath
I take your hand in marriage
Together we will ride that carriage
Cause I promise to make you my queen
That is what I truly mean.

It's the pose that will set all the boys from the men,
When they shed all their clothes and you see them, and then,
One of two things will happen upon seeing this pose,
You could run like the devil, or shed all your clothes,
Now ladies, you will know what i mean when i say,
If you dont know him well, then you must run away,
As such a bold move can only be tried,
By a man that you love, and a will to be tied, ahem,
But if ,luckily,like me your man is **** Welsh and keen,
Then you must mount that great band wagon, if you know what i mean,
This bold pose known as "The Naked Man" is centuries old,
So lets keep it alive ladies, dare to be bold,
Let's encourage our men to ditch all their clothes,
So that we can enjoy the lovely naked man pose,
Standing tall, chest out and hands on his hips,
Telling you to come over without moving his lips,
You can feel that you're blushing, and your hearts beating fast,
Bravo, naked man pose, bashfullness is dead, AT LAST!!!!


                                       (c) eileen mcgreevy 2010