"wiv" poems
we'm from the valleys,
high in wales,
dull as donkeys,
hard as nails.
torvaen town,blaenavon gwent,
council caves,that some pay rent.
black and white tellys,
run on gas,
houses wiv lectric,is upper class.
we shoplift in winter,
cos summers no good,
you can't wear coats,
you can't wear hoods.
we once mined coal,
made steel and iron,
honest hardmen,
pittance relied on.
now thats all gone,
thro government bullies,
now hoodies steal goodies,
from tesco and woolies.
valley boy logic,
philosophy real,
all good fings come.
....to those who steal.
Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 9:58 AM UTC
I wonder 'oo and wot 'e was,
That 'Un I got so slick.
I couldn't see 'is face because
The night was 'ideous thick.
I just made out among the black
A blinkin' wedge o' white;
Then biff! I guess I got 'im crack --
The man I killed last night.
I wonder if account o' me
Some ***** will go *****
And 'eaps o' lives will never be,
Because 'e's stark and dead?
Or if 'is missis damns the war,
And by some candle light,
Tow-headed kids are prayin' for
The Fritz I copped last night.
I wonder, 'struth, I wonder why
I 'ad that 'orful dream?
I saw up in the giddy sky
The gates o' God agleam;
I saw the gates o' 'eaven shine
Wiv everlastin' light:
And then . . . I knew that I'd got mine,
As 'e got 'is last night.
Aye, bang beyond the broodin' mists
Where spawn the mother stars,
I 'ammered wiv me ****** fists
Upon them golden bars;
I 'ammered till a devil's doubt
Fair froze me wiv affright:
To fink wot God would say about
The bloke I corpsed last night.
I 'ushed; I wilted wiv despair,
When, like a rosy flame,
I sees a angel standin' there
'Oo calls me by me name.
'E 'ad such soft, such shiny eyes;
'E 'eld 'is 'and and smiled;
And through the gates o' Paradise
'E led me like a child.
'E led me by them golden palms
Wot 'ems that jeweled street;
And seraphs was a-singin' psalms,
You've no ideer 'ow sweet;
Wiv cheroobs crowdin' closer round
Than peas is in a pod,
'E led me to a shiny mound
Where beams the throne o' God.
And then I 'ears God's werry voice:
"Bill 'agan, 'ave no fear.
Stand up and glory and rejoice
For 'im 'oo led you 'ere."
And in a nip I seemed to see:
Aye, like a flash o' light,
My angel pal I knew to be
The chap I plugged last night.
Now, I don't claim to understand --
They calls me Bonehead Bill;
They shoves a rifle in me 'and,
And show me 'ow to ****
Me job's to risk me life and limb,
But . . . be it wrong or right,
This cross I'm makin', it's for 'im,
The cove I croaked last night.
2.7k
Shoppin wiv Albert.
I met my uncle Albert,
down at Asda, in aisle three;
he got there in a Mazda,
jus' a smidgen after me,
said he'd traversed Sainsburys,
Tesco Liddle n the Spar,
but not one o' them flogged Caviar
Truffles or Foie gras.
He sidled past the pork pies
streaky bacon turkey thighs
a headin for the french fries
n forsaken knock down buys,
shimmied 'round the ankle biters;
expectant mums to be,
popin pills for bloated ills
in the haberdashery.
Jan 7, 2012
Jan 7, 2012 at 4:33 PM UTC
wanted; - Liverpudlian rock stars
to sing fer me - the queen,
I'll pay yers all in corgies -
n transfuse ya wiv - caffine,
gorra bloke called ringo -
fer the bingo - inbetween,
support act - chewbacca -
n maca - in submarine.
Alan nettleton
May 7, 2010
May 7, 2010 at 10:43 PM UTC
wanted;
Liverpudlian rock stars
to sing fer me - the Queen,
I'll pay yers all in corgis
and transfuse ya wiv - caffine,
I've gorra a bloke called Ringo
fer the bingo - inbetween,
support act - Chewbacca -
and Macca - in yella submarine.
Sep 13, 2016
Sep 13, 2016 at 12:50 PM UTC
Eye hav a higgoramous, shee tort me orl I knoe
Sheez a clevar Higgoramous az Higorrami goe
Shee tort me orl mi spelin and wen eye pik mi no’s
Ter wypit on der carpit knot rubbit on mi close
Sum peepul saye herz higgorrunt an saye dat shee iz fik
I ate dem orrid peepul dey reely mayk mee sik
I ope dat shee gitz pregerant an az a littel cubb
Eye’ll fead er lotz of kandie an uthar luvly grubb
Eye’ll elp er mummie baff er eye’ll chainge er durty nappie
Shee’ll bee soe qoot an cudelsum shee’l mayk mee viry appy
An wen der cubb gitz biggar shee’ll plae wiv mee an kis
An evariwun wil real eyes dat higgoramous’s iz bliss :-)
Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC
*'Ello, 'ello, is that the coppers?
I got somefink 4 U and I don't tell no whoppers -
That fatboy Billy Bunter from Number 4
'E won't be coming 'ome no more
'Cos I 'eard 'im 'aving a row wiv 'is Dad, old Zorro
And 'e won't be seen about the place tomorrow.*
Alas! Poor old Fat Boy Billy from Number 4
Is in some black bags lying outside the door:
*So come along and get 'im, coppers,
Before the ******* foxes get all stressy
Wiv their ******* great choppers
Which will make it well ******* messy.*
Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 9:55 AM UTC
Brother And Sister Together Will Make It Through
Some Day A Spirit Will Take You And Guide You There
I Know You've Been Hurting But Ive Been Waiting To Be There For You
And Ill Be There Just Helping You Out Whenever I Can
Everybody's Free
This One Is For All The People Showing Love, Its Appreciate, Its Ironik
Life's Crazy Man Listen To The Lyrics
[Chorus:]
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep To Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment
(They Can Wait For A Moment)
[Chorus:]
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment
Listen, Listen To The Words
[Verse 1:]
Don't Cry For Me When I'm Gone No Point Of Wasted Tears Our Time Will Come One Day And I'm Just Confronting My Fears Though Its Not Really A Fear Its More Like A Destiny Some Times I Sit And Wonder Is This Life Really For Me, Coz Ive Seen, Heard, Felt, I'm Done. I Hope Ur Proud Of Where Ive Come, You've Seen Me Grown An Helped Me Thou, An There Is No Repaying You, I'm Here An I Feel Like Im Delaying You, Betraying You, An When I'm Gone I Hope There's Sum1 Saving You
[Chorus:]
Stay With (I'm Gonna Stay, Listen) Me Dont Fall Asleep Too Soon (I'm Gonna Try Not To) The Angels Can Wait For A Moment (They Can Wait Man, I Swear)
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels (Im Gonna Hold On) Can Wait For A Moment
[Verse 2:]
I Wanna See Your Face Every Time I Come Home Coz I Cant Leave U Like This In This Cold World Alone, But, In This Life Were Livin Hu Knows When Ill Be Gone, I Don't Wanna Leave You Wiv Wot Ifs, Now Im In For Long (To The World) There's To Much To Prove, An Sometimes I Wonder Wot I Really Have To Lose, An Then I Really See Its Not All About Me, I Wanna Show You From This Harsh Mad Reality, Its Real.
[Chorus:]
(Like, Lifes Risky Sometimes, But Really, U Gotta Take Your Chances)
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment( Its Crazy Look)
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment
(Listen 2 The Words)
[Verse 2:]
To The World,
Lifes A Game An We Need To Play It Correct, Do The Right Moves An Don't Get Caught Up In Ldza Mess, Be Calm Don't Be Stressed, Be Sure To Pass Ya Test, Stand Ur Ground An Don't Let Others Put You To The Test (Repeat)
[Chorus:]
Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment [x3]
Nov 19, 2013
Nov 19, 2013 at 12:24 PM UTC
All I once knew, is all that I had.
He was my everything, inside and out.
"I'll always love you, do you know harm.
How could I hurt you? You're my childrens heart.
Wont do you wrong, or see you struggle".
When no ones around, give you a cuddle.
Years and years spent by your side,
But never searching of what I chose to hide.
A fragile girl in heart and mind,
And still you refused to look, scared of the find.
Broken, twisted, bad to the core,
With each mean word, leaving me wounded and scarred.
If not for love, what was it all for?
Because you was the one, of that I was sure.
But my heart turned to ice, from the hurt and the lies,
My smile now a snarl, wiv a venomous bite.
A fiesty ***** to a strong wise Fox,
Slowly thawing my heart, with that of only a look.
Though not just a look, a stare or a glance,
But a question in waiting, if I'll give him a chance.
The Fox isnt scared, Hes willing and true.
Of love I was over, finished with...im through.
Until he took my hand, butterflies takin flight.
I'm on a roller coaster ride, and im holding on tight.
Still holding my hand, eyes never leaving mine.
Does he really see me,
Or is this yet another line..?
Patiently waiting, wishing and watching,
Hoping for the words, he so desperately wants spoken.
His eyes lit like diamonds, as he lingers his gaze,
Oh those pretty blue eyes, im getting lost in the maze..
Passing his heart into his beautiful mind,
Stood still is all the ticking of time,
While seeing as im hearing words..
"Will you be mine?"
Seeing is believing, and yet theres still doubt.
I curse the man that confused how I felt.
For this man stood before me, wears his heart on his sleeve..
But my past, iv still yet to grieve.
Like a true knight, in shining armour,
He pulls me close and im instantly calmer.
Is for all this time, where I belong?
It feels so right, please God dont let me be wrong.
If forever more still wanting my heart when thawed through,
Gladly and proudly, I shall hand it to you.
Protect and cherish this fragile heart..
But if something should happen, in your hands I wish for it to beat its last.
Iv been through Hell to find what is true,
This is my declaration of love to you.
I give you my all, though I may stumble and fall,
To be able to run, I must first learn to crawl.
Patience and love is all that I need,
Your ever flowing affection is from what I shall feed.
Learning, growing and falling deeper into you,
This isnt what I once had..
This is untainted, so special and new.
How lucky I am, to have found you.
Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014 at 6:14 PM UTC
"I'll declare to the world".
That I love you to the moon n back
I'll make a proclamation
That your name
laces the pulse of my heart
I'll tell those who care to listen
That you are that one star
That illuminates my world
I rode overwhelmingly
On your back
Drowning in the affection
You shower
Speechless,
That's how your flow makes me feel
Fearless,
Because you re my rock of Gibraltar
Hopeful,
Because wiv you in my future
I can picture a great world
With God's signature
I'm not lucky to have you
I'm blessed!!
Happy birthday sweetheart..
Cat*(signature)
Oct 7, 2015
Oct 7, 2015 at 10:26 AM UTC
When pop was a boy
Iz pride and joy
Was just to have wheels wiv a mota
Tricked up didn’t play, not in their hood
Even though you could
End result wouldn’t lift the skin - off a rice pud
Real quick in that day
Only came by the way
Of serious a serious wedge of pay
Aston, Ferrari, you could take to the bank
Hemi, Stang and Vette for the yanks
For most just wall posters and wanks
These days it different, back from the dead
Universal balance has got out of bed
And delivered justice for the poor petrolhead
You can strut your stuff, in your supa caa
But the kid in a Rex or an EVO jam jar
Gonna embarrass you, you fucken rockstar
We quikka N you - its no pop quiz
These days turbos and nitrous is the biz
Nuffink about the money just how big your ***** is
Want to put up your half million Mclaren
Thats just a few tenths quicka, than a subbie wagon
Equipped wiv a teenage ****** called Darren?
We quikka N you - even with your cash
One real aspect in life, where design and dash
Triumphed over money and flash
We quikka N you
And don’t you forget it
Now get out of my way
May 12, 2017
May 12, 2017 at 1:34 AM UTC
Just a look of disgust on his face
ugh!
don't want to see things like that
in this place.
Bob's got a job and can't see any more
the floor
he's risen beyond
got a bond for a flat
can't be doing wiv beggin' or
anything tacky like that.
How soon he forgets that he had ****** all
I hope Bob doesn't fall
off the wagon and
back onto the skids with his head
in a flagon of cider
(adding a rider, it could be a barrel of beer)
The beggarman
She doesn't dwell on detritus
she might cuss and
kick him
or
throw him a bone via the trash bin
he's still there
though I'm not sure of his name
smokes tailor made
so
must be on top of his game.
he has
eyes everywhere
he sits anywhere
spinning out lies to
reel in the unwary
(how dare he?)
just or absolute?
shot with disgust
killed by
I must get away
it's another rainy day or
so the radio says, but
the Sun
never shone on those who have gone
and they won't ever really return.
Oct 1, 2016
Oct 1, 2016 at 4:41 AM UTC