*'Ello, 'ello, is that the coppers?
I got somefink 4 U and I don't tell no whoppers -
That fatboy Billy Bunter from Number 4
'E won't be coming 'ome no more
'Cos I 'eard 'im 'aving a row wiv 'is Dad, old Zorro
And 'e won't be seen about the place tomorrow.*
Alas! Poor old Fat Boy Billy from Number 4
Is in some black bags lying outside the door:
*So come along and get 'im, coppers,
Before the ******* foxes get all stressy
Wiv their ******* great choppers
Which will make it well ******* messy.*
Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 9:55 AM UTC
*'Ello, 'ello, is that the coppers?
I got somefink 4 U and I don't tell no whoppers -
That fatboy Billy Bunter from Number 4
'E won't be coming 'ome no more
'Cos I 'eard 'im 'aving a row wiv 'is Dad, old Zorro
And 'e won't be seen about the place tomorrow.*
Alas! Poor old Fat Boy Billy from Number 4
Is in some black bags lying outside the door:
*So come along and get 'im, coppers,
Before the ******* foxes get all stressy
Wiv their ******* great choppers
Which will make it well ******* messy.*
A juvenile prank which went down the toilet and now my younger brother will go to jail and get buggered in the showers.
