moons go

here i am more raw more sane

suns go

and thank god overcast is the anchor

tides peck

just try to be level

blinks stay

sleep on your own couch

buzzes unhum

drink more tea

planes land

*** in your own property fixtures

planes of land

busted circuit boards underneath us

friends go

and here i am

born

learned

and lookin to go

To insure a long
and happy life
with your wife -
Go to settings
Click on YOU
Click on BRAIN FUNCTIONS
Click on MOUTH
Uncheck the “Say Something Stupid” box

If trees gave off Wi-Fi
instead of just oxygen,
we probably wouldn’t
cut so many down
to make fields of
windmills and solar panels.

In six days, God created
earth and man,
and on the seventh day
He rested.

But on the eighth
He realized His work
was incomplete,
and He created
chocolate cake.