"willies" poems
2002:
today i kicked the door
to history off it's hinges
my jealous frame:
still too proud to say a word
it seems my folks forgot
to pencil in growth marks
cause they thought their boy
would never grow out of small breath
******* dead, years now buried
and i bare his name
too many syllables
for my father to go back
fish & play football
to stand in the yard and play catch
1994:
my mom, the bombshell in retrospect
broke her back in her sleep
a thousand times
since the stairwell in 87'
she still sits for spills
post nuclear about settling
now from the couch
she's a weather report
spouting nonsense
that makes my father
grow grey, crack remotes
& slam doors to dark rooms
abandoning ship
for "cheers" & "scienfeld"
while my mother
sometimes forgets
and sets his place at the table
and my appetite is abducted
by family photos
my mother says things like
"go see your brother today"
-- Johnny's long gone
don't you remember?
we buried him
the day your smile died
2014:
you are inches from me
********* a stray hair
caught in the fabric of your coat
the last remnants of a dog
we laid to rest last week
and here we are
in the hospital again
people don't shake like dogs
finality is found
in the eyes of humans
passing archways
into shallow rooms
where plague and prayer
are the only songs sung
round the stagnant clocks
it makes me wonder
if the clipboards cry
over being the last thing
someone ever writes on
take a number, have a seat
stay a while
i am back, 7 years old
& there are different doors now
they buried the ones
you kicked in that night in '92
when my lungs
were filled with holy water
you never stopped smoking
i never grew out of asthma
Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 12:39 PM UTC
**** men
predatory *** hounds
chasing skirts and tights
aching **** idiots
disciples of Eros
Christs of fetish
reconciling nothing
veiling that principled demeanor
of feminist culture
"of don't objectify me".....translation
sensual form is not natures ruse
machine Eve must
override override override
well the id does not negotiate
the superstructure
of affected political tele-reality
starring
the liberal chattering class
who speculate male motives
to be some vainglorious power trip
while corporatized media personalities
feign out of control lust
as a mental disorder
and
sit up like shuddering Pekingese
yessing the lascivious
as a fiction
no ladies
its not just power
theories are not testosterone
it is pure unadulterated
relentless
irreducible
urge to merge
like the beluga **** channel
sea world as you've never seen it before
where male dolphins
batter and gang bang
the weaker ***
in search of feral harmony
in an overbuilt society
yet to become a civilization
are we
scissored between a wild ****** id
of the damed
and the Victorian sacred
of the damed
oh you silky damsels
makin men moody and humid
pure **** heroine
a poison ivy of ***
like a rash
givin men folk the itch
cant stop the twitch
rubber *******
in a rubbing frenzy
from your soaking heat and odor
we are a rumbling of muttering torments
for the forbidden taste
of you
oooow
oooow
we are pan in a mad dance
for glistening shanks
and buttery kisses
we are the early bird looking for the worm
hunters decreed by the liturgy of heaven and hell
a constellation of infatuation and lechery
mad with adoration
love slaves in a raging furnace of desire
*** addicts
that just say yes
turgid dogs
hole sniffers
voluptuous monsters
all johnny apple seed
and sometimes your salvation
as you are ours
knowing that sometimes
real eroticism eclipses morality
and yes my darlings*
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
NO MAN SHOULD EVER TRANSGRESS ANOTHER
Dec 15, 2017
Dec 15, 2017 at 12:55 PM UTC
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of ***** are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s ******* are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of ******* are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his ***** is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the ***** are just for decoration..lmao
Oct 20, 2014
Oct 20, 2014 at 12:36 AM UTC
It sat on the tip of her finger
oh such a diminutive fellow
never knew how small and cute
was this sweet amphibian called newt
I had only seen them on telly
and I know it sounds rather silly
but to see one in the flesh
was a revelation and gave me the *******
The porous skin
of this silky thing
it's mouth would struggle with a slug
this adoring sweet micro little thing
It just sat there as cool as a cucumber
I told my daughter to a shady leaf put under
and as he slowly scampered away
my daughter and me did bid him adieu
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
By NeonSolaris
© 2013 NeonSolaris (All rights reserved)
Aug 11, 2013
Aug 11, 2013 at 2:18 PM UTC
Billy's ******* Pennies
Dont tickle Jenny's Kitty
But Jonny's Fifty Milli
Make ******* Pennies silly
And Jenny's Filthy *****
Loves Jonny's Harry Milli
Even Tho Jonny got A Milli
Other Jenny's
But Billy's Lonely Willie
Only Longs for Jenny's Kitty
But Jenny looks so Silly
Chasing after Jonny's Milli
When Jonny's Chasing Billy's ******* Pennies
Aug 29, 2012
Aug 29, 2012 at 6:20 PM UTC
Bobby brown came down
And let me have a smoke
Talkin bout the rave scene
I don't want to go
He handed me a monkey
Eat your scooby snack
We walked downtown
To solid ground
To hear the cats meow
Yellow lights flash
In
And out
He threw me for a loop the loop
When he took me underground
But the chemical well-being
Kept me safe and sound
The lights were heaven
The dark was heaven
The lips were heaven
The sound
Like a million *******
Gave you the chillies
Don't wink or kiss the ground
One girl
Two girl
Three girl four
I don't dance
Not in this trance
A corner captain loud
I could see from my perch
In the corner of earth
That the ladies liked the beat
But I'm just a boy
In a room of noise
Looking for some sleep
I met billy the kid
With his nose full of ****
And his mouth leaking neon blue
His girlfriend
Sid had less hair than me
But her smile was sure right on for sure
I could tell in a hurry
That her mind wasn't blurry
Someone I could try talking to
She said
It may twenty third
Flipped me the bird
I was trippin or tripper I think
I loved her white skin
As it flashed in the din
Her black nails like daggers were sound
She pointed the nails
At like five different rooms
Telling me about working parts
There you've got boys who dance to the noise
Like techno party new
You have does over there
Flowers and hair
Rolling hard before midnight dream
Two glasses of water
A tab of the blotter
And I was gone before ten thirty three
I lost bobby brown
To the tongue of the crowd
The speakers spoke
I have a dream
The crowd all
Cheered
But sound like a herd
Of a thousand white horses
Coming after me
Blue licks
Red licks
Light trips
My heart
I closed my eyes
For a minute of time
Electrons falling apart
I was thirsty and worried
I left in a hurry
Your brain looks like this on drugs
But when I looked at my phone
To see about the time
It's only midnight o clock
Jan 15, 2012
Jan 15, 2012 at 6:42 PM UTC
I can still feel flight
Of buoyant fleeting
Motion flowing through
These now weighted limbs.
And my heart still sputters
In 5, 6, 7, 8 time
To Balanchine's divine
Choreographies -- Oh,
Spinning in ecstasy,
Visions of ghosts in me,
Waltzing with ******* and,
Overworked tendencies,
Blink -----
And you'll miss
That moment when
Dreams became ash
Falling from rafters.
Dust glistening in afterglow
Appears to shimmer
Even when it lands in your eyes.
Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 11:40 PM UTC
Slurp slurp
Said the pig to the cop
They lived beside another
Their garden hoses went to the shop
A shop of little lilly *******
A limestone to shawtoo
A place of betsie face
They wrote mama I'm coming home soon
Jul 17, 2015
Jul 17, 2015 at 12:41 PM UTC
when no moon is the reason and it's that.
you may be the first one on the moon of your own real mccoy.
and oi vey ! you're about to have cancer but you're too busy dying from boredom !
you have straight teeth that crooked smiles get the *******
and the wisp of your future lays dormant
in the huge bend of your sinister
where the crimp is binding the pinch
and the hole is dropping
the gallstone
into the pudding
with your
beast.
Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 11:31 PM UTC
of course the sun peeled another layer of my onion skin
barbecued and burnt to a crisp finish
like lettuce in a deep dish of saucy
spices and herbs, coriander and cumin parsley and pain
thyme and rhyme, sage and age
beer and blue bottle flies
all in the name of nature.
soon the dialogues became dialects and grandpa
guzzled too much ale so he went off to nourish
a rose bush discreetly behind the party pack
of people, swirling about in champagne glasses
and tight skirts tempting us slowly getting drunk voyeurs
with glimpses of heaven and tight buns
packed with ham and cheese and spikes of hot
chilli *******
all in the name of the great outdoors.
as the son set in the evening sky old dad
was eyeing up a guest on her third bubbly
her thinking swerved quickly to burnt sausages.
I was still enjoying the barbecued chick
with the two toned honeysuckle skin
and 34DD sized mushroom concockion
and that, my friends, was purely my nature.
when night came around in a flimsy dress
which showed figures of mountains and sparkles
the ideas in my head bruised by too much *****
buns, bottles and bronze conquests
had to answer the call of nature.
I returned to a field of many victories
grandpa was tending roses head down in the dirt
dad had disappeared with his 34DD mushroom delicacy
Mom was busy discussing politics with a horn-rimmed
gentleman, who this minute would take off
his spectacles and put on his testicles
and I went to bed with hot buns waiting.
all in natural instinct!
Author Notes
An evening party on a nice barmy day with guests gathered to enjoy nature and all its offerings. Nature is to blame if things went a little astray. Nature does that!
© Marshall Gass. All rights reserved.
Apr 21, 2014
Apr 21, 2014 at 6:49 PM UTC
I wrestle you out of the cupboard under the stairs
Every weekend
Scaring the ******* out of the cat
Who by now knows what is happening,
Perceived as a fight to the death
Filled with electric noise, until finally
I tame the monster and put it to bed
He elects to hide
In the kitchen, under the table.
We dance the waltz of cleanliness
Over carpet, lino, round litter trays
Up stairs and across bookcases
Just you and I, an odd couple
Locked in a battle against dirt and dust
The build up of bacteria (yuk!)
Cleaning away the footprint of a week
On the possessions of our life.
My wife doesn't know about us
You and me and our OCD
We share for an hour, or so, while she's out
Shopping, drinking coffee, with her mum
Ours is a secret affair
******* cat fur out of the crevices,
When I am done we part company
Hiding our passion behind closed doors
Until we meet again, next saturday
My love.
Jun 17, 2019
Jun 17, 2019 at 6:28 PM UTC
Breaking news!
this'll just break you in two!
4 people in america died today!
****
Massive Explosions!
****
Neighborhood Terrified!
****
Possible Terrorist Involvement!
****
Also! I bet you didn't know folks!
this'll rattle your *******
600 people just died of heart attacks
Right that second!
Wow!
9000 children starved in Africa,
30 People were hung in cartel controlled mexico!
Women and Children
545 People were ***** in the last ten minutes
All happening today!
Tune in tomorrow for more
and more
and more!
Because remember Tragedy doesn't happen just today
But everyday!
Tomorrow there will be another bombing and another thousand murders
Yet somehow you'll only be here today.
because every life is equal right?
right?
Apr 16, 2013
Apr 16, 2013 at 1:21 AM UTC
In my prattle
A smitten gal
In my silence
A heart flutter
In my chuckle
A nervous soul
In my tremble
A happy fool
In my gape
A riveting thought
In my jiggle
My interest shown
An example of old saying
Butterfly wings flapping
Hearing birds singing
All written on my skin
When persuaded to fail
A closer look into the realm
For beneath the *******
I had nothing to worry
Because you were still able
To see right through me.
May 24, 2013
May 24, 2013 at 1:07 AM UTC
Down among the Zed men, lay a little lullaby,
Waiting to be sung; by the children of the sea.
And waiting in the billabong with a feather helmet on,
Was Willie of the three hearts, to see what he could see.
‘Well, lookie here’, said Willie, when he saw the little lullaby,
‘Who left you to lie around, unwanted and unsung?’
‘Bad boys, mad boys, they left me here to waste away,
Won’t you to take me across the sea, to shores far flung?’
So, Willie picked up lullaby and put him in his little sack.
‘I’d better take you home my love, it’s time for tea’.
‘Oh thank you” said the sweet refrain” I will be your friend,
For you have saved me from my fate, as well as you can see’.
So! Off they went with merry step, to find the way to ******* home
And soon they heard the calling voice of ******* faithful mum.
‘Hello lad, where’ve you been now and who is that you’re carrying?’
You’ve both arrived in time for supper, jellied wasps and roses, and cream.
An hour later warm and fed, soft lullaby wished them many thanks
‘Think nothing of it’, said ******* mum, pouring another cup of steam
‘Come on said Willie, Let’s light a fire
Well lullaby, so happy now, living with his special friends,
Laid a spell upon them both and gave them the eternal dream.
This is how they dream,
Fairy cakes and shaggy dogs
Washing lines and rainy days
Hammers, nails and rusty iron
Pretty dolls and mornings in May
Clouds that look like Ships of the line
Leviathan whales and teapot cosies
Skipping children and Waterfalls
Thunderstorms and sweet little posies
Blues and reds and pinks and greens and
Black and red and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue...
Sweet dreams,
Remember,
Lullabies are forever.
Nov 6, 2014
Nov 6, 2014 at 8:13 AM UTC
Just seeing that dumb red hat
gives me the Heebeejeebees,
the Holy Camoleys,
I get the *******
the John B. Scrotes,
I feel Ben Carsoned,
as if I've been Rogered in my sleep
by Quasimodo & then been forced
to pleasure the Seven Dwarfs,
I have the shivers,
I plead repugnance,
I share the odium,
I experience that near frenzied disgust
as left by a cold slug traversing one's
naked arm in the dank moonlight,
when that oh so ridiculous red tractor
hat is worn by men who have
chauffeurs & bejeweled
golf carts,
& look like a fat cat's fantasy
of a fat cat,
to Make America Great Again for that matter
maybe you have to go as far back as Sitting Bull,
Red Cloud, the Shawnee, herds of bison,
counting coup, & eagle-feather headdresses,
Making America Great Again does not in any
way involve Leroy from the hills feeling better
about his race or Donald J. Trump coming
forth as some sort of Poor Man's Moses.
I hate that stupid hat!
Mar 11, 2017
Mar 11, 2017 at 2:29 PM UTC
The last time I has *** was in London.
Here is a list of thing I’d rather have been doing;
>Going to The Diner in Soho and eating a hotdog with bacon and sour cream (yes, that euphemism was entirely intentional)
>Touching all the pretty things in the massive, three-storey Paperchase
>Losing myself in the British Museum (hey, did you know that tentacle **** is older than electricity?)
>Lying in my back in Hyde Park and letting the rain fall on my face
>Avoiding living statues (they scare the **** out of me)
>Eating at that café on Barking Road
>Chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square and resisting the urge to sit on one of the lions
>Dancing in front of a busker in Waterloo tube station
>Attending a Nick Cave gig and crying because he’s such a beautiful man
>Sitting in an art gallery and giggling at the tiny *******
>Wandering around Anne Summers, looking at things I can‘t afford but are very shiny none-the-less
>Giving tourists the right directions, because I’m not a complete ****
Anything but you
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 4:23 PM UTC
Had you commemorated our eternal camaraderie
Would've I dewed my deserts and droughts
Though the thorns did tore apart
The bugs of contempt still I caught
Oh! Impostor of drenched oasis
Every second of every minute
Of every hour of every day
I burrow my doomed feets
I enlighten in scorching heat
And in my ever dewed deserts
Bear must I inefficient oasis
Of ******* of your water channels
....Just now ...You've embodied me as my desert's camel..
May 30, 2018
May 30, 2018 at 1:32 PM UTC
Far in the barren fields
A farmer along with family lived
No source of childhood and income
Still he felt tables would somehow turn
When rain brought brutal repression
"Shouldn't we love our lives?" his family questioned
After a lethargic tornado of thoughts
He made his mind to board
A bus or a train
That could lead his way
To crowded towns and cities
They all were getting *******
And so started their game of mishappenings
A robber looted, a tenant bullied
Moreover he'd nothing to feed for his family
He rented out a tract
After nodding several pacts
With piles of loans and interests on head
His benefactor turned out to be a traitor
The fuel was he never had been the creditor
What would a debtor engulf from indebtedness?
The pressure on his mind bore deep as beetles
Sorrowful days and tearful nights
He attempted suicide..
Apr 20, 2018
Apr 20, 2018 at 12:33 PM UTC
It seems we’re the only people lett in this world,
Everyone else left their life to unfurl.
They walk around no better than zombies,
caught up in the so-called “real world”.
They can’t even go diving with their *******
deep in some broad named Millie
from late high school;
But that was when rockabilly was actually a thing.
Now, us young people have a choice,
we can be the same or use our voice,
to speak up when nobody else will,
to rejoice
in the opportunities we have now.
Will you die like the rest?
Jan 8, 2018
Jan 8, 2018 at 8:30 PM UTC
"Hey! I'm not an uptight
I caved in cowardly
I truly never mind
What people whisper behind
Believe you me"
"Oh poor! Is this why you burst into tears?
And still scorching and blazing
With red eyes and firm fists
Glaring glowing sweats and *******
You're an uptight
Believe you me" never mind"
Uh..That's none of your business
Why don't you just agree?
I never freak me out to people
Whom I'll never ever talk or meet
"Playing handball might cause serious injury
What I shouldn't..I should believe
You're honest and candid
Cowardly I'm caving in"
"Hey..wait a while..hello??
Oh..you're gone
Let me confess
To be honest
I'm uptight
I always seriously sternly mind
What people whisper behind
Believe you me"...
Apr 24, 2018
Apr 24, 2018 at 10:56 AM UTC
My progenitor of curiousity
My prophecy of endured awakening
Gives me serious *******
Of doubts and clearings
Oh! I wish I'd break your call
Your advice yells my mind
Driving the bitter truths with your soul
Those attacks would be reality
Those advice would be precautions
Sacrificing the very reputed dignity
To your free and fair auction
I must confess
With forgiveness and apologies
My progenitor of deep memories
My prophecy of soul awakening
Let me geer up with your summoning...
Dec 1, 2017
Dec 1, 2017 at 12:24 PM UTC