The last time I has *** was in London.
Here is a list of thing I’d rather have been doing;
>Going to The Diner in Soho and eating a hotdog with bacon and sour cream (yes, that euphemism was entirely intentional)
>Touching all the pretty things in the massive, three-storey Paperchase
>Losing myself in the British Museum (hey, did you know that tentacle **** is older than electricity?)
>Lying in my back in Hyde Park and letting the rain fall on my face
>Avoiding living statues (they scare the **** out of me)
>Eating at that café on Barking Road
>Chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square and resisting the urge to sit on one of the lions
>Dancing in front of a busker in Waterloo tube station
>Attending a Nick Cave gig and crying because he’s such a beautiful man
>Sitting in an art gallery and giggling at the tiny *******
>Wandering around Anne Summers, looking at things I can‘t afford but are very shiny none-the-less
>Giving tourists the right directions, because I’m not a complete ****
Anything but you
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 4:23 PM UTC
The last time I has *** was in London.
Here is a list of thing I’d rather have been doing;
>Going to The Diner in Soho and eating a hotdog with bacon and sour cream (yes, that euphemism was entirely intentional)
>Touching all the pretty things in the massive, three-storey Paperchase
>Losing myself in the British Museum (hey, did you know that tentacle **** is older than electricity?)
>Lying in my back in Hyde Park and letting the rain fall on my face
>Avoiding living statues (they scare the **** out of me)
>Eating at that café on Barking Road
>Chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square and resisting the urge to sit on one of the lions
>Dancing in front of a busker in Waterloo tube station
>Attending a Nick Cave gig and crying because he’s such a beautiful man
>Sitting in an art gallery and giggling at the tiny *******
>Wandering around Anne Summers, looking at things I can‘t afford but are very shiny none-the-less
>Giving tourists the right directions, because I’m not a complete ****
Anything but you
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