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Turn the corner Hand tenses Looking down the iron sights I see an object fall "Tango down" I call over the radio what was his name? Tango, Threat, Terrorist, doesn't matter. Explosion Mud brick wall vaporized into dust Keep going Out of breathe Keep going Hand tenses "Tango down" Does it have kids? A Family? Threat eliminated Round the corner Hand tenses "Three tangos on west building roof top" Bullets from my brothers **** by my helmet Return fire "Take Cover!" Sweat drenched face fogs up my goggles Explosion Brick pieces pummel my back Ears ringing, faintly hearing "Alpha down, Medic!" Blurred vision, equilibrium thrown off Raise my rifle Hand tenses Silhouette falls "Medic!" heard faintly Hand tenses "Are you okay?" sounds distant Hand tenses "babe?" getting louder Hand tenses Hand tenses Wake up Sheets heavy with sweat "Babe, are you ok?" Throwing the blankets I jump back to the edge of the bed Her frightened face I've seen before I look down Hands tense Same look, no tangos No threats Just Ghosts
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May 23, 2014
May 23, 2014 at 12:01 AM UTC
PTSD
The Eid is bustling with joy come let’s give it a try f     l     y      away! To the deathless groovy paradise floating high on the elixir flow: The triumphant joyous wave streamed up from the secret bottom line!   Up above the lapis lazuli sky. A pair of butterfly basks in the sunlight quietly indulges in style. It goes on in slow motion illuminating the night a firefly perches on a slice of the Moon flanked by the moonlight. But you and me we will rhyme and chant in our lovely mother tongue. In the same original lingua like ‘Adam speaks up and all angels listen in paradise’. Come let’s give it a try f   l     y      away! On the wings of the moonlight we will s   a     i       l        away! Ambling by the Moon we'll **** through the starry nooks. Eyes open and gently perched atop a star for a moment or two. We will see miles of galaxies over the moonlit lakes of the blue playing cool ravishing lutes! The spring night is in bloom and the cute sleeping beauty wakes up playing the flute! Musical half lights filling the sky. Come let’s give it a try f   l     y      away! We’ll drink sharaban tahura the holy wine of paradise and once for all we will k i   s     s the death goodbye! Our story will fill the divine soil the heaven's flora and fauna each and everyone will shine on our page no houri will ever say finito singing our tale! As Adam did it first stunned the angels telling the nature of all things in paradise. We will do that once more without a smirk this time we will see the loving Creator!
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Aug 23, 2018
Aug 23, 2018 at 1:04 PM UTC
Eid Mubarak - Lets Fly Paradise
The Eid is bustling with joy come let’s give it a try f     l     y      away! To the deathless groovy paradise floating high on the elixir flow: The triumphant joyous wave streamed up from the secret bottom line!   Up above the lapis lazuli sky. A pair of butterfly basks in the sunlight quietly indulges in style. It goes on in slow motion illuminating the night a firefly perches on a slice of the Moon flanked by the moonlight. But you and me we will rhyme and chant in our lovely mother tongue. In the same original lingua like ‘Adam speaks up and all angels listen in paradise’. Come let’s give it a try f   l     y      away! On the wings of the moonlight we will s   a     i       l        away! Ambling by the Moon we'll **** through the starry nooks. Eyes open and gently perched atop a star for a moment or two. We will see miles of galaxies over the moonlit lakes of the blue playing cool ravishing lutes! The spring night is in bloom and the cute sleeping beauty wakes up playing the flute! Musical half lights filling the sky. Come let’s give it a try f   l     y      away! We’ll drink sharaban tahura the holy wine of paradise and once for all we will k i   s     s the death goodbye! Our story will fill the divine soil the heaven's flora and fauna each and everyone will shine on our page no houri will ever say finito singing our tale! As Adam did it first stunned the angels telling the nature of all things in paradise. We will do that once more without a smirk this time we will see the loving Creator!
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Right. Listen to this: Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft and you feel that you've had quite enough! Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour! It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, a Sun that it the source of all our power. The Sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see are moving at a Million miles a day in an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our Galaxy, itself, contains a hundred Billion stars. It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side. It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, but out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, we go round every two hundred Million years! And our Galaxy is only one of Millions of Billions in this amazing and expanding Universe! The Universe, itself, keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can **** As fast as it can go, the speed of Light, you know twelve Million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is! So, remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth! And prey that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space because there's ****** all down here on Earth!
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Apr 11, 2014
Apr 11, 2014 at 8:23 PM UTC
The Galaxy Song - Monty Python
4 plus 3 equals 8 1 times 1 is 2 because if you and me are false then I don’t know what’s true
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Apr 5, 2019
Apr 5, 2019 at 11:54 PM UTC
math ****
Hey there sunshine ray, Time to wake up and come out & play Break thru the tiny cracks of a shattered old window & illuminate where all darkness resides Brush away all the gray, and the pain of yesterday Warm the rosy cheeks of the cold sleepy faces Drop like raindrops, not leaving a single place untouched. Hey there sparkle glow Shine wide and bright & remind those, eyes filled with tears of loneliness of hope. Transform the plain morning into golden kissed flames Fill the bubblegum blue sky with tiny bended rays of sunlight Sunshine, sunlight, pierce the veil & Drown away the worries of the  night Fill the day with your crystal clear lemonish’cream’vanilla’icing. Skip thru the puddles and tickle the sides of those who forget they could laugh over the small little things. Hey there sunshine ray, let your droplets of orange orange crimson sparks…… Spark and radiate and **** throughout the air of tiny million atoms filling the world with sunkissed stars, Rain and flood all corners of the earth Paint the flying dust specs swirling in the wind and grains of sand Dazzle the view of the silent watching patient ones Turn the leaves from green to emerald and flowers to rainbow dancing peakcocks swaying in the breeze Hush the world under a spell with your droplets of sunshine.
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Mar 24, 2014
Mar 24, 2014 at 1:21 AM UTC
Droplets of Sunshine :)
With each new day that comes along my heart bursts out with another song of love and longing for that which is always calling me like an eternal **** 'So near, yet so far' is a term often used to describe the distance which is abused between us and that which is our goal and all we have to do is realise our soul. We'll find sooner or later the Treasured Pearl around which all of our existence does whirl. __________________________________
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Feb 4, 2014
Feb 4, 2014 at 11:22 PM UTC
So Near, Yet So Far
Deep within a leafy dell There lived a hairy fairy Who very often cast a spell That was frightening and scary. The only friend the fairy had Was an old green warty toad, He never thought the fairy bad, Just lonely and old. So he’d sit with her and croak And watch her practice magic. She very rarely often spoke, This to him was tragic. The fairy dress; the fairy wore Had seen better days. It was ***** tattered, creased and tore The hem hung loose in frays. Her head seemed always in a cloud, He never saw her smile, Her wand no longer taut and proud But still she was not vile. Somewhere inside he saw her love; He longed to be her mate, So he prayed to God above And asked her for a date. She thought he saw her as a joke. He was playing with her heart. Up she went, in a puff of smoke, That gave the toad a start. Never having seen this done before He had a mixed-up feeling. His warts and looks she must abhor And she found him unappealing. For days he waited there for her Because he was alarmed; A toad and fairy love was rare He thought she might be charmed. If she would only hear him out, That he may just explain. Then she, he felt, could have no doubt His love just would not wane. But if his looks she hated so, Then this he’d have to take. He’d just hop-off; away he’d go, Take bravely his mistake. He realised, ‘how sad it is, I never asked her name.’ With one loud bang and mighty **** Back to his side she came. “It occurred to me, you might be kind, My name is Nuff,” the fairy cried, “And I can read your mind.” “Fairy Nuff,” the toad replied. Then she kissed him on his cheek A shock that made him wince. Before he had a chance to speak He was a fairy Prince. She was beautiful and young, Like his clothes, hers were new. A love that’s ‘Magic’ is not wrong Especially for these two.
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Dec 7, 2009
Dec 7, 2009 at 11:13 AM UTC
FAIRY NUFF
Deep within a leafy dell There lived a hairy fairy Who very often cast a spell That was frightening and scary. The only friend the fairy had Was an old green warty toad, He never thought the fairy bad, Just lonely and old. So he’d sit with her and croak And watch her practice magic. She very rarely often spoke, This to him was tragic. The fairy dress; the fairy wore Had seen better days. It was ***** tattered, creased and tore The hem hung loose in frays. Her head seemed always in a cloud, He never saw her smile, Her wand no longer taut and proud But still she was not vile. Somewhere inside he saw her love; He longed to be her mate, So he prayed to God above And asked her for a date. She thought he saw her as a joke. He was playing with her heart. Up she went, in a puff of smoke, That gave the toad a start. Never having seen this done before He had a mixed-up feeling. His warts and looks she must abhor And she found him unappealing. For days he waited there for her Because he was alarmed; A toad and fairy love was rare He thought she might be charmed. If she would only hear him out, That he may just explain. Then she, he felt, could have no doubt His love just would not wane. But if his looks she hated so, Then this he’d have to take. He’d just hop-off; away he’d go, Take bravely his mistake. He realised, ‘how sad it is, I never asked her name.’ With one loud bang and mighty **** Back to his side she came. “It occurred to me, you might be kind, My name is Nuff,” the fairy cried, “And I can read your mind.” “Fairy Nuff,” the toad replied. Then she kissed him on his cheek A shock that made him wince. Before he had a chance to speak He was a fairy Prince. She was beautiful and young, Like his clothes, hers were new. A love that’s ‘Magic’ is not wrong Especially for these two.
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Sun swollen reddening as it sank that brutal ****** disc scored by church steeples and chimney stacks almost lost in the drifting haze of sulphurous yellow and char-black smoke. Duck boards dip into the sodden earth as men ***** along in conga lines holding tight the pack of the man in front, lest they should slip lose quick their footing be ****** down and smothered by mud. The walls of the tunnels are packed earth rich with blood and bone bits and pieces of human anatomy dangle and hang as if posed by an artist with a strange and cruel eye for detail. The scrabble for fox holes and rough scraped ditches, anywhere, below the line of fire. The ting and whiz-bang of a night of action The whistle, the dash and the forward push counted more in men than metres. © M.L.Emmett
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Nov 10, 2015
Nov 10, 2015 at 12:28 PM UTC
The Somme Sunset
Early childhood milestones **** by, first tooth, first words, first steps, first days at school. Teenage milestones are anticipated, first date, first dance, first kiss. Adult milestones arrive, first job, twenty-first, engagement, marriage, offspring. Middle age milestones are measured by milestones of offspring. Through latter years one yearns for milestones that have been. At the end of one's years one waits for the inevitable, ultimate, milestone of death and rebirth
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Jan 6, 2014
Jan 6, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
Life's milestones
If I were an elephant I know just what I'd do I'd pack my trunk with all my junk And move far from the zoo I'd bring with me my monkey Best friend and sidekick Preston If memory correctly serves me He's a **** at giving directions Cause I'd like to move to Timbuktu Either that or Kathmandu One thing is clear as long as it's not here Any old place will do I'd then open up a doughnut shop Run by Preston the monkey and me Where we would toss sprinkles on top With banana creme in-between We'd be known far and wide for our doughnut delights Oh and fancy schmancy eclairs too Yes if I were an elephant That's exactly what I would do Wouldn't you?
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Dec 10, 2016
Dec 10, 2016 at 1:08 PM UTC
*If I Were An Elephant*
Hello Kara, how you doin' You wanted a poem, now here it is I know its a mess and full of ruin That's cause I'm not a poetry **** We should out for milkshakes one day Hopefully that day will be soon If I don't go to the Philippines Our drink will be later in June Milkshake, O Milkshakes Delicious drink for me Freshly made with no mistakes Enjoyed with great company
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Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 9:33 AM UTC
Milkshake
Senses endlessly riddled: the nanosecond-data-bullets **** through too fast to be absorbed by roots of thought for eye of truth to photosynthesize, Like the flowerpot forgotten wilting on a windowsill outer leaves beneath the sky fiercely lashed by heavy rain soil dry as a desert: Aghast, it feels itself _slowly_ dying of thirst in the downpour.
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Jun 21, 2018
Jun 21, 2018 at 11:07 AM UTC
**** Fiberopticus
maple-cured, smoked, rawhide hands, tarantula hands bulldozing rice onto tines like an icebreaker ramming through glacial bergs, Holly Golightly on the tv, on mute, and oh those hips, that figure, in that black dress, banana hands cracking Alaskan king crablegs and ******* the juice and eating the meat, legs spindly and hairy and soaked in butter, dripping, liver cooking, roasting, sloshed on gin, cribbage board patinaed in dust, he eats his liver, downs another gin, cracks another leg, crab hair caught in his teeth, Holly talking about getting the mean reds but he can’t hear it, his luck run out, his luck a prize from a box of ******* Jack, and the snarling throb in his head, cinderblock face, cinderblock house, 3-day-stubble, has he had enough (to drink)? not by the stubble of his chinny-chin-chin, liver is gone, crab is gone, so he eats the eyes, dowsing his ******* Jacks in gin, yesterday wine-in-a-box and Cheez-Whiz, sprayed right into his unbrushed maw, a one-person wine- and-cheese fête classy as it gets, he’s Mister High Society, Cheez-Whiz crust in his stubble, and a cinderblock CRASHES to the floor and it’s lights out, and Holly, still no one to hear her, saying she’ll never let anyone put her in a cage.
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 4:25 PM UTC
******* jacks & gin (Dinner at Tiffany’s)
Shouldering the Load by Himself seemed like toil that He could Easily accomplish. However, The Assignment required at least a Minimum load of that which was EQUAL to One's Body weight! ! " But Child's-Play" He thought, "I can carry my Own Quite Easily ! So,__He signed All the required documents , Applied his Fingerprints in the Appropriate Places, Affixed His Seal and took the Pledge. He then, went over to Stand in the Waiting line for His turn to come ~~ While waiting in Line, it gave Him the Perfect opportunity to Totally review the Upcoming Event ! With Heated Anticipation, WAS how He would LATER describe it ! Just Imagine, To carry the Assigned Load "All by Himself". Should He first Squat with back ***** to get a Better Grip? Should He First put one knee on the ground in front of Him, OR, His foot only, so as to better Stable the Load? He was Really looking forward to this New Adventure, "W O W ", Shouldering the Load ALL by Himself ! This is NEATER than he could ever begin to Imagine. "GEE" He had already moved Up twenty spaces, He MUST be getting Close! Everyone was so Courteous , Absolutely NO Jostling was occurring in the Line. This was,he thought " YEAH, it really was Very Neat!" Maybe, Just Maybe in Attempting his First lift, His feet should be Directly Under His Shoulders ! *Made Sense !~~ The Assignment was to "Shoulder A Load ". Even if He backed under it, His feet could be Directly beneath His Shoulders, That too should Work ! The ULTIMATE Goal could be Achieved, BY GOSH, He could do it ! ! What an Opportunity , He continued to Ponder, as He Moved up another Twenty Spaces. ALL He had to do, was to Shoulder His Own weight ! ALL the Paper work had been put into Action, All the the Necessary Preambles, Done and finished. ALL He had to do WAS, Take On the Task. GEE=Whiz how exciting,,,He was NOW Next in Line! " I, AM NEXT , Good golly Miss Molly, " I AM NEXT" ! As He saw the Task Before Him, A Tugging from His Heart went out for those Behind Him, As the tear formed in His Eye , Should *He-Stay" and help His Friends "SHOULDER A LOAD " .......
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Jan 1, 2011
Jan 1, 2011 at 7:03 AM UTC
* "SHOULDERING A LOAD " * ( #46 )
Shouldering the Load by Himself seemed like toil that He could Easily accomplish. However, The Assignment required at least a Minimum load of that which was EQUAL to One's Body weight! ! " But Child's-Play" He thought, "I can carry my Own Quite Easily ! So,__He signed All the required documents , Applied his Fingerprints in the Appropriate Places, Affixed His Seal and took the Pledge. He then, went over to Stand in the Waiting line for His turn to come ~~ While waiting in Line, it gave Him the Perfect opportunity to Totally review the Upcoming Event ! With Heated Anticipation, WAS how He would LATER describe it ! Just Imagine, To carry the Assigned Load "All by Himself". Should He first Squat with back ***** to get a Better Grip? Should He First put one knee on the ground in front of Him, OR, His foot only, so as to better Stable the Load? He was Really looking forward to this New Adventure, "W O W ", Shouldering the Load ALL by Himself ! This is NEATER than he could ever begin to Imagine. "GEE" He had already moved Up twenty spaces, He MUST be getting Close! Everyone was so Courteous , Absolutely NO Jostling was occurring in the Line. This was,he thought " YEAH, it really was Very Neat!" Maybe, Just Maybe in Attempting his First lift, His feet should be Directly Under His Shoulders ! *Made Sense !~~ The Assignment was to "Shoulder A Load ". Even if He backed under it, His feet could be Directly beneath His Shoulders, That too should Work ! The ULTIMATE Goal could be Achieved, BY GOSH, He could do it ! ! What an Opportunity , He continued to Ponder, as He Moved up another Twenty Spaces. ALL He had to do, was to Shoulder His Own weight ! ALL the Paper work had been put into Action, All the the Necessary Preambles, Done and finished. ALL He had to do WAS, Take On the Task. GEE=Whiz how exciting,,,He was NOW Next in Line! " I, AM NEXT , Good golly Miss Molly, " I AM NEXT" ! As He saw the Task Before Him, A Tugging from His Heart went out for those Behind Him, As the tear formed in His Eye , Should *He-Stay" and help His Friends "SHOULDER A LOAD " .......
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I told you not to forget but you did, a letter resigned in a drawer, a story left to grow dust and words to vaporise like they were never written and meant one thing. I liked our kaleidoscope moments, candy-colours in triangles and circles, melting stained glass but you broke it, dropped it on the floor or something and we couldn't fix it, those reds and greens and golds a sprinkled memory at the back of our brains. So we used a spinning top and watched it **** upon the table, round and round but it slowed, staggering like a man intoxicated and it fell from the wooziness, too sick to go on. So we played chess even though I am mediocre at it and I was white, you were black, the little kings, queens, bishops forced forwards by our fingers until they didn't want to play anymore, back in the box please, and you won, of course, you won every game with ease. Said we'd play again sometime but you didn't remember and I bought a new kaleidoscope too, just for us to use but you forgot didn't you, it happened again.
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Mar 5, 2013
Mar 5, 2013 at 1:34 PM UTC
Kaleidoscope
The cold wind touched my skin and my body trembled As you removed the last piece of my clothing You also removed my eyeglasses and asked "Can you see me?" I slowly nod even everything was a blur The curve in your lips says that you smiled upon seeing me naked You started kissing me And I stand still because it was my first kiss and I don't know how to respond Kissing. Deeper. Harder I found myself craving for more Faster. Stop. Breath You asked me to close my eyes But I didn't (because everything is blur without my eyeglasses) Instead I put my feet on your waist Then hugged you tightly Mainly for support and to make sure I will not fall Slowly our body collided It was your trap, a sweet pitfall Your hands all over me touching every part of me You stopped on my ******* and started fondling one more caress and I totally fall in your sinful trap **** Lick. Mash And I can't make you stop No, I don't want you to stop So wrong yet feels so good.. My body starts to shake As you put your hands in between Fingers in and out I'm losing my mind Fingers in and out Faster. Breathless Fingers in and out Exploring every part of me Which I don't let anybody see I'm in ecstasy Pain and pleasure never felt this way before Panting. Wanting You drop to your knees and position your head in between You bury your face and started to taste Lick. Lick. Lick You said I taste like heaven So I was in heaven Lick. Lick. Lick Pain and pleasure never felt this way before But you're not yet done And I don't want you to be done You asked me again "Can you see me?" Again, I nod even you're just a shape in my vision You lay me down "wider" I just stare into vagueness Then I felt it You pushed inside me Deeper. Pain and pleasure Pain and pleasure I'm losing control With every ****** I can feel you all over me As you bury yourself inside me you also touch my heart In and out. Harder. Deeper Breathless. Wanting. Moaning The world is spinning "Can you see me?" I finally answered "No, but it's not important as long as I feel you near me is enough" I was staring at the shadow of him as I said the words It was dark, only heartbeats and **** I'm sure you touched my heart But you said it's just my body that's pain and pleasure, I guess I thought you touched my heart but as you said, you just touched my body *I made love to you, but you just f_cked me I thought it was love Pleasure is all you see* The morning comes Knowing you won't be beside me But still I looked around To make sure that what happened was real Yes, it is indeed real, you were real For you left marks crumpled bed sheet red marks on my skin and bloodstains.. I wore my eyeglasses my vision becomes clear But no specs can clear what happened under the moonlight *Innocence gone Pain and pleasure The euphoria of last night..*
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Jun 2, 2016
Jun 2, 2016 at 12:20 AM UTC
Euphoria Of Last Night (Free verse)
The cold wind touched my skin and my body trembled As you removed the last piece of my clothing You also removed my eyeglasses and asked "Can you see me?" I slowly nod even everything was a blur The curve in your lips says that you smiled upon seeing me naked You started kissing me And I stand still because it was my first kiss and I don't know how to respond Kissing. Deeper. Harder I found myself craving for more Faster. Stop. Breath You asked me to close my eyes But I didn't (because everything is blur without my eyeglasses) Instead I put my feet on your waist Then hugged you tightly Mainly for support and to make sure I will not fall Slowly our body collided It was your trap, a sweet pitfall Your hands all over me touching every part of me You stopped on my ******* and started fondling one more caress and I totally fall in your sinful trap **** Lick. Mash And I can't make you stop No, I don't want you to stop So wrong yet feels so good.. My body starts to shake As you put your hands in between Fingers in and out I'm losing my mind Fingers in and out Faster. Breathless Fingers in and out Exploring every part of me Which I don't let anybody see I'm in ecstasy Pain and pleasure never felt this way before Panting. Wanting You drop to your knees and position your head in between You bury your face and started to taste Lick. Lick. Lick You said I taste like heaven So I was in heaven Lick. Lick. Lick Pain and pleasure never felt this way before But you're not yet done And I don't want you to be done You asked me again "Can you see me?" Again, I nod even you're just a shape in my vision You lay me down "wider" I just stare into vagueness Then I felt it You pushed inside me Deeper. Pain and pleasure Pain and pleasure I'm losing control With every ****** I can feel you all over me As you bury yourself inside me you also touch my heart In and out. Harder. Deeper Breathless. Wanting. Moaning The world is spinning "Can you see me?" I finally answered "No, but it's not important as long as I feel you near me is enough" I was staring at the shadow of him as I said the words It was dark, only heartbeats and **** I'm sure you touched my heart But you said it's just my body that's pain and pleasure, I guess I thought you touched my heart but as you said, you just touched my body *I made love to you, but you just f_cked me I thought it was love Pleasure is all you see* The morning comes Knowing you won't be beside me But still I looked around To make sure that what happened was real Yes, it is indeed real, you were real For you left marks crumpled bed sheet red marks on my skin and bloodstains.. I wore my eyeglasses my vision becomes clear But no specs can clear what happened under the moonlight *Innocence gone Pain and pleasure The euphoria of last night..*
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Invited to a party To another good time How about a Coke and Bacardi With a twist of lime So many problems on my mind Keep quiet have a good time Just keep it together unwind I’m sure I’ll be fine How are things they all ask? Things are great I say Wearing my smiling mask Why is life kicking my *** Have a drink do a shot Trying not to talk to big shots Overhearing about all they got One day I will be on top. Listen to them talk Why won’t they just stop? Look at that chick she’s hot I wish she would **** my **** When will I catch a break? Have a drink and be fake Oh for Pete’s Sake How much more can I take Must converse and be polite Rather hit a bar and start a fight Where’s the food need a bite Keep quiet and don’t gripe So he says how’s biz? Oh gee **** Fine excuse me I have to **** I wish I had a job like his They are all nice people why do I wish they’d go to hell Because my life ain’t doing so well? Pull it together before someone can tell Turn on the charm put them under your spell. No one knows your ills Tell a few jokes don’t stand still Relax get them laughing….chill Tell the one from the office that one kills. They laugh and giggle that’s why they invited you You drink and get silly they lap up your spew You’re a jester and you entertained them through and through If only they knew If only they knew Deep down inside your blue Everyone says goodbye they had such a good time You drive home your spirits in decline Sunday then Monday back to the grind Please lord show me a sign. Finally you are at your place No plans for tomorrow Just escape the rat race Close your eyes the room spins what silent sorrow.
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Jan 13, 2014
Jan 13, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
Invited to a Party
Invited to a party To another good time How about a Coke and Bacardi With a twist of lime So many problems on my mind Keep quiet have a good time Just keep it together unwind I’m sure I’ll be fine How are things they all ask? Things are great I say Wearing my smiling mask Why is life kicking my *** Have a drink do a shot Trying not to talk to big shots Overhearing about all they got One day I will be on top. Listen to them talk Why won’t they just stop? Look at that chick she’s hot I wish she would **** my **** When will I catch a break? Have a drink and be fake Oh for Pete’s Sake How much more can I take Must converse and be polite Rather hit a bar and start a fight Where’s the food need a bite Keep quiet and don’t gripe So he says how’s biz? Oh gee **** Fine excuse me I have to **** I wish I had a job like his They are all nice people why do I wish they’d go to hell Because my life ain’t doing so well? Pull it together before someone can tell Turn on the charm put them under your spell. No one knows your ills Tell a few jokes don’t stand still Relax get them laughing….chill Tell the one from the office that one kills. They laugh and giggle that’s why they invited you You drink and get silly they lap up your spew You’re a jester and you entertained them through and through If only they knew If only they knew Deep down inside your blue Everyone says goodbye they had such a good time You drive home your spirits in decline Sunday then Monday back to the grind Please lord show me a sign. Finally you are at your place No plans for tomorrow Just escape the rat race Close your eyes the room spins what silent sorrow.
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Don't do drugs I don't do drugs, They're for mugs, And thugs, And used to exterminate bugs, I don't do smack, crack or nick knack paddy whack, I don't do green its not clean, you don't know where its been, I don't do drugs, I don't do **** or fizz there all a pile of **** I don't do rush bush or the silent hush, I'm scared to trip, or take a dip, specially with me plastic hip, I just don't do drugs, I don't do coke, the smoke, the devils poke, The line of fine, is a crime, you'll get time, Don't do drugs, It's for mugs, And thugs, But mostly they're used to exterminate bugs.
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Nov 4, 2015
Nov 4, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC
I don't do drugs!
I saw Agnes outside Harrods Looking tres chic, le chic I say darling, what's happening, sweetie where's your Wainpatrik from the sticks our erudite writer who thinks aspic is pate I gave that hick the 'go find your level' Agnes replied with a smile You know how it is with him and his drivel that coarse, crude, pretentious oik without a shovel He tries to be intelligent but his head is full of gravel bathes once a fortnight and has a todger like a weasel You can't beat good breeding, she continues those reconstituted barrow-boys with  B-Tech English thinking they are now genuine Lacks confidence, style, self assurance, wet as the Rhine ******* in the boudoir, sloppy kisser, todger like a string Bully and a coward trolling on his stolen PC, has no spine Hey, lets **** down round my pad, she purred You may be out of shape at the moment But who's cooler, more charismatic and interesting than vous Do you know you're the best I have ever had and I mean it too You're head and shoulders above Wainputrid and that's so true The twerp is so envious of you, he and his barrow mates stew Tales of your exploits and size just leaves them aghast and askew Hahaha...haha..she laughs as she linked arms, a glint in her eyes!
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 1:59 PM UTC
Wainpatrik..resident Troll at MPS.....
out goes software developer web designer computer **** mercahndise managers vacancies now: virtchandise manager cloud transformation officers outcome aggregator data evangelist sensemaking analyst sales ninja digital dynamo happiness advocate online community facilitator web funster you ready?
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Feb 24, 2012
Feb 24, 2012 at 7:19 PM UTC
job changes - get ready
first she's 8 and all her brother plays with are toy cars so she gladly joins in the fun then she's 11 and she's watching in awe as race cars **** around the track and she can't wait till she has her license then she's 14 and there's a car crash right in front of her innocent eyes and now she's terrified of them suddenly she's 17 and the thought of getting hit by a car doesn't scare her anymore
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Apr 18, 2016
Apr 18, 2016 at 6:38 AM UTC
a girl and a car
god i love fiddling with Kant... i still don't understand why Nietzsche thought he was a senile old bachelor in the end... **** similis...       the grand APE... now...     is the ape a creature: a priori, os is the ape a creature: a posteriori? then again, i was once accused of speaking out of my own *** by a slob Jew in Edinburgh, as i was also jested at with the words     'we'll crucify you' at a UCL drama take on the plight of the Palestinians... **** me...      motley crue dr. feelgood style... i guess when the last of the last Holocaust survivors are dead...   the gloves come off and we can... rattle the bare-knuckle slicks... nope... i always preferred a drunkard's slang to an ass-licking             ****** addict's slack; but don't get me wrong, i could read a Burroughs' novel in a day...     just... drenched.... in (a) hypnotic chaos of juxtaposition; frantic vagary... like watching a **** of a fly darting here and there; p.s.    (adjective & noun - so, no... frantic vagary is not a "misnomer"...    it's a doubled emphasis). ah... the benefits of acquired rather than the native usage of the, spreschen - hen hen... no spre(h)- -shen.
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Sep 29, 2018
Sep 29, 2018 at 10:52 AM UTC
**** similis
Swallows' games in the summer sky. They **** flutter play drawing wefts with black and white colours and with embroideries the blue vault seems to be painted. My eyes follow but chasing them they get tired until exhausted I close them and in the darkness the swallows still fly about. 30.6.'13
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Feb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 2:23 PM UTC
Swallows' games