"trumpty" poems
Trumpty Dumpty spoke like a clown.
Trumpty Dumpty, he put ev'ryone down.
All the king's losers and all the king's rubes,
Now live in a country, jobless, unruly!
*Fa la la, la la la la . . . *
Trumpty Dumpty cast hate and lies.
Trumpty Dumpty, he won no surprise.
All the king's biggots and all the king's drones,
Now live in a country of fear and control!
*Fa la la, la la la la . . . *
Trumpty Dumpty wants a Great Wall.
Trumpty Dumpty, shuns Mexicans all.
All the king's cowards and all the king's dummies,
Only feel safe by scapegoating with Trumpty.
Fa la la, la la la la . . .
Feb 27, 2016
Feb 27, 2016 at 2:49 PM UTC
Humpty Trumpty yearned for a wall
He needed it strong and free to install
'It's gotta be huge like the size of my *****
And clearly discerned from the far side of Venus'
Peligro, Mexico, mind his massive ego
He ain't your mate nor your fondest amigo.
'I'll make 'em pay, so complete it real soon
And spacemen will marvel
When they stroll on the moon.
It's gonna be bigger and infinitely finer
Than The Pyramids, Machu Picchu
Or that crap wall in China'
Miriam Troth 2016
Feb 17, 2017
Feb 17, 2017 at 1:19 PM UTC
Trumpty-Dumpty
Building a Wall
Mexico !
Will pay for it all.
All of the Gringos cheered !
(mostly white men)
They're going to learn
To pick cotton again
Nov 20, 2016
Nov 20, 2016 at 10:40 AM UTC
Humpty Trumpty
sat on his wall
bleating and blathering,
condemning us all.
"I know the way,
I'm better than you,"
Tweeted he every night
over his golf course view.
"I don't care for
Mexicans,
Muslims,
and not so much
Jews...
Well, at least not the Dems and
those on the
'news'.
I prefer instead
those painted orange,
like me,
in fine Italian shoes.
I'm the President now,
I decide
if the sky stays blue...
not the the artists or the scientists...
and certainly not
you.
I'll make this Country great again!
You'll see,
I know what to do!
Put your faith in me,
a 'Billionaire'!
I promise,
I'll tell you true!"
Hollered he up high,
his chubby fingers crossed,
as his great jowels blubbered,
and his voice quaked with frost.
"I wonder," thought I,
reading his alternate 'facts' of the day,
"Maybe he wouldn't be so grumpy
if his daddy had loved him more,
or at all,
or maybe,
just maybe,
if his fat greedy hands
weren't so
*********
small."
Nov 3, 2020
Nov 3, 2020 at 7:54 AM UTC
Trumpty Dumpty talks of a wall.
He'll make Mexico pay for it all.
Republicans nominate him at convention.
They seem to know, he is a bone of contention.
The rest of America continues to laugh.
But if Trumpty Dumpty wins it would be a terribly gaffe.
Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 7:37 AM UTC
Of Anchor babes he cries foul
but it seems an empty howl.
Just look at HIS life
A Serbian “Anchor” wife!
Plus a Russian first spouse
what a hypocritical louse.
And He reveres Vladimir
why, He holds him so dear.
His claims of innocence belie
perhaps HE’S the Russian spy.
Give Donny the code?
not well does that bode -
He’ll repopulate the earth
using his daughter with mirth!
Heaven forbid we elect this toad
for our fair States it’s the wrong road.
He’ll be busy building a wall
while the crazed shooter's at the mall.
With this whacko in charge
and his cabinet at large
All we’ve worked for is gone
while the lemmings follow the “Don”
Dec 2, 2016
Dec 2, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC
Drag, drag, drag your boat,
gently through mud and **** that
before was a stream
Humpty Trumpty sat
in his gold penthouse chanting,
"We will build a wall!"
Old MacDonald had
a farm on cleared forest land,
E-I-E-I-O
Do you know the nut-/
gluten-/dairy-/egg-/sugar-
free muffin man? No?
She sells seashells by
the steadily rising and
trash-bestrewn seashore
If you're happy and
you know it, get a shrink; it's
2017.
May 11, 2017
May 11, 2017 at 6:16 AM UTC