The reason he settled
For 25 K
Is, his lawyers said "Donald,
We settle today, or go to a jury
Which very well may
Return a big verdict
Which you cannot pay.
The judge you disparaged
And trashed yesterday
May very well find
That he cannot say
The verdict's excessive
So you have to pay"
We lawyers know a hopeless case if...Listen, there's a hell of a good universe next door. Let's go... (apologies to e.e. cummings)
Nov 21, 2016
Nov 21, 2016 at 3:18 PM UTC
No flat filet of anchovie
Is half so snug as you and me
Packed oh so cozy, close and tight
Tube-travellers on a Southwest flight
Tucked in a soft reclining chair
We breathe the keroscentic air
Peanuts and cheese-nips for a feast
Cuisine de Southwest, flying east
With nearly nothing on our plate
Let's use our near-starvation state
Creatively, for we can fly it
As an impromptu enroute diet
Charon the captain of our flight
We jet across the Styxian night
Yet hopeful that beyond the gates
Some bona fi-de' food awaits
Airline Infernal ! Flight Eternal !
Scribble, scribble in your journal
Never, ever go again, with this mechanicien
No more the lines, no more the crunch
But if you just must; pack a lunch.
Nov 21, 2016
Nov 21, 2016 at 3:09 PM UTC
Trumpty-Dumpty
Building a Wall
Mexico !
Will pay for it all.
All of the Gringos cheered !
(mostly white men)
They're going to learn
To pick cotton again
Nov 20, 2016
Nov 20, 2016 at 10:40 AM UTC