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Thumb on the trigger
Index on the mouthpiece
Three on the bar

Two in the air
Three on the slide
Feet flat on the floor

Play the piece
The score
The music

And keep the
Unattractive trombonists ring
That I love.
This poem is about playing my f-attachment trombone (which is named Sammy), how the hands are placed and the "ring of shame".
Johnny Noiπ Aug 2018
[                                                    rad·i·cal/ˈradək(ə)l/adjective:
radical
1.  m-           (especially of change or action)
                               relating
  to affect the fundamental
          nature of something;                                 far-reaching or thorough [      
                               ] "a radical overhaul          of the existing framework"
             synonyms:    [          ]                            thorough-going, thorough,
              complete, total, comprehensive,
exhaustive, sweeping, far-reaching,
            wide-ranging, extensive, across the board,
nnnnnnn        profound, major, stringent, rigorous
                   "radical reform"
      antonyms: [ ] superficial, authentic;
           forming an inherent or fundamental
                                         part of the nature
                    of someone or something;
                               "the assumption of radical differences
                        n              between the mental attributes of
     literate & non-literate peoples"
                          synonyms: [          ]
            fundamental, basic,
essential,                             quintessential;
                              structural, deep-seated,
                 intrinsic, organic, constitutive;
            "radical differences                           between the two theories"
                   antonyms:                            minor
(of surgery or medical treatment) thorough;
           intended to be completely curative;
characterized by departure from tradition;
                           innovative or progressive;
"a radical approach to electoral reform;"
        2. advocating or based on thorough
                                                             complete political & social change;
                                                          repres­enting or  supporting an extreme
                                    or progressive                   faction of a political party;
             "a radical American activist"
synonyms: [             ] revolutionary, progressive,
             reformist, revisionist
, progressivist; extreme, extremist, fanatical,
                         militant, diehard, hard-core
"a radical political movement"
                                antonyms: reactionary, moderate, conservative
3. relating to the root        of something                        in particular
MATHEMATICS:                      of the root of a number or quantity.
                                       n      denoting or relating to the roots of a word;
MUSIC:                                                  bel­onging to the root of a chord.
BOTANY     of, or springing direct from,
               the root or stem base of a plant.
4.                           NORTH AMERICAN                       informal:
                                very good; excellent.
"Okay, then. Seven o'clock. Radical!"               noun: radical; plural noun:
                                               radicals
1. [              ] a person who advocates thorough
                     or complete political or social reform            [revolution];
                    a member of a political party
        or part of a party pursuing such aims.
       synonyms: revolutionary, progressive,
        reformer, revisionist; militant, zealot,
        extremist, fanatic, die-hard; informal:                            ultra
"the arrested man was a radical"
antonyms: reactionary, moderate, conservative
2.  (                        )      CHEMISTRY: (          ) a group of atoms
                               behaving as a unit
                              in a number of compounds.
                              3.[                   ]  ne plus ul·tra
      ˌnē ˌpləs ˈəltrə,ˌnā ˌpləs ˈəltrə,ˌnā ˌplo͝os ˈo͝oltrə/noun: ne plus ultra
    the perfect or most extreme example of its kind;
                                          the ultimate;
"he became the ne plus ultra of bebop trombonists"
synonyms: last word, ultimate,
               perfect example, height, acme, zenith, epitome, quintessence
"the ne plus ultra of jazz pianists"
Origin: [             ]  Latin, literally ‘not further beyond,’
                           inscription on the Pillars of Hercules
                    prohibiting passage by ships.  the root or base
                forming  a
                     word;
any of the basic set of                                     214 Chinese characters
constituting semantically            
                                        or functionally significant elements in the
    composition
of other characters and used as a means of classifying characters in dictionaries.
4.         MATHEMATICS: [             ] quantity forming
                               or expressed as the root of another;
a radical sign.                         Origin: late Middle English (in the senses
‘forming the root’;                 ‘inherent’):
from late Latin radicalis,       from Latin
radix, radic- ‘root.’con·serv·a·tive/kənˈsərvədiv/adjective:
                 conservative
1. [           ] holding to traditional          attitudes and values    
                  and cautious about change or innovation, typically
                                               in relation to politics or religion;
synonyms: [           ] traditionalist, traditional, conventional,
orthodox, old-fashioned, dyed-in-the-wool,
hidebound,   unadventurous, set in one's ways;
moderate, middle-of-the-road, buttoned-down;
informal:  stick-in-the-mud,                     stick-up-ur-***; con·serve
verb: conserve; 3rd person present: conserves;
past tense: conserved; past participle:
                          conserved; gerund or present participle: conserving
kənˈsərv/ 1. (                   ) protect         (something,           especially
environmentally
or culturally,                            important
place or thing) from harm or destruction;
                 "raising funds to help
                               conserve endangered Meadowlands"
prevent the wasteful or harmful overuse of (a resource).
"industry should conserve more water"
synonyms: preserve, protect, save,
safeguard, keep, look after; sustain, prolong,
              perpetuate; store, reserve, husband
"fossil fuel should be conserved"
antonyms: {       } squander
PHYSICS: maintain (a quantity such as energy or mass)
               at a constant overall total.
BIOCHEMISTRY:           retain (a particular amino acid,
nucleotide, or sequence of these) unchanged in different
                                                protein or DNA molecules.
                       preserve (food, typically fruit) with sugar;
noun: conserve; plural noun: conserves
ˈkänˌsərv,kənˈsərv/(1.                      )
               a sweet food made by preserving fruit with sugar; jam.
synonyms: jam, preserve, jelly, marmalade
"cherry conserve"
Origin: Late Middle English: from Old French conserver
(verb), conserve (noun), from Latin conservare
‘to preserve,’ from con- ‘together’ + servare ‘to keep.’
                                      "our more conservative neighbors may object
     to the modern architecture being proposed"
antonyms;                                       radical
(of dress or taste) sober and conventional;
                                  "a conservative suit"
synonyms: [         ] conventional, sober, modest,
           plain, unobtrusive, restrained, subtle,
           low-key, demure;
                                informal:                       ­    square, straight;
                                 "he wore a conservative blue suit"
antonyms: [                ] ostentatious
(of an estimate) purposely low for the sake of caution.
"the film was cheap—$30,000,000
             is a conservative estimate"
synonyms: low, cautious,                    understated, moderate, reasonable
"a conservative estimate"
(of surgery or medical treatment)                         intended to control
rather than eliminate a condition,                        with existing tissue
preserved as far as possible;
                                relating to the Conservative Party
                                 of Great Britain or a similar right-wing    party
                                 in any           country;
                             adjective: Conservative
[synonyms: right-wing, reactionary, traditionalist];
                                    Republican; Tory; informal:                       [redneck]
                       "the conservative wing of the party"
antonyms:           socialist                        noun:­ conservative; plural noun:
               conservatives
1.              person who is averse to change and holds
                              to traditional values and attitudes,
    typically in relation to politics.
synonyms: [               ] right-winger, reactionary,
                      rightist, die-hard Republican; Tory
"liberals and conservatives                    have never
       found common ground"
                    supporter or member                   of the
                   Conservative Party of
Great Britain or a similar party in another country.
no un: Conservative; plural noun: Conservatives
                      Origin: late Middle English (in the sense
                                                 of ‘aiming to preserve’):
from late Latin conservativus;
                    from conservat- ‘conserved,’ from the verb conservare
(conserve).  Current senses date from the mid 19th century onward;
              old-fash·ioned/      /ˌōldˈfaSHənd/adjective: old-fashioned
1. according to styles or types no longer current
                                or common;                                      not modern.
"an old-fashioned kitchen range"
    (of a person or their views)
                      favoring tradition;
                      unusually restrictive lifestyles,                        
                       ideas, or customs;
                     "she's stuffy and old-fashioned"
        synonyms: out of date, outdated, dated,
     out of fashion, outmoded, unfashionable,
                            passé, démodé, frumpy;
                                                        outworn,­ old, old-time, behind the times,
                                                     archaic, obsolescent, down-level, obsolete,
ancient, antiquated,               superannuated, defunct;
medieval, prehistoric,           antediluvian, old-fogey,                             conservative,                                 backward-looking,
quaint, anachronistic,                    fusty, moth-eaten,
          
old-world, olde-worlde; informal:           old hat, square, not with it;
                          horse-and-buggy, clunky, mossy
"an old-fashioned hairstyle"
antonyms:                                   modern, fashionable;
noun            |                                   NORTH AMERICAN:
noun: old-fashioned
1.                 cocktail consisting chiefly of whiskey,
                                              bitters, water & sugar; |
mod·ern/       /ˈmädərn/adjective: modern
1.    relating to the present or recent times
as opposed to the remote past.
                            "the pace of modern life"
synonyms: present-day, contemporary,
present, current, twenty-first-century,
           latter-day, modern-day, recent
                       "modern times"
                        antonyms: the past
characterized by or using the most
                             up-to-date techniques,              ideas,           or equipment.
"they do not have modern weapons"
synonyms: fashionable,
              in fashion,       in style, a·vant-garde
ˌaväntˈɡärd/noun
noun:avant-garde
1.                    new and unusual or experimental ideas,
                       especially in the arts,              
  or the people introducing them:
"works by artists & poets       of the
                [most especially those by                     Mayakovsky & Rodchenko]
    Russian avant-garde"             adjective: avant-garde
1. favoring                    or introducing experimental
                                                        or unusual ideas;
"a controversial,                     avant-garde composer"
                                 synonyms: innovative, original,
                         experimental,                       l      eft-fielded, inventive,
                     ahead of the times,
                   cutting/leading/bleeding edge,
                            new, ultramodern,                    innovatory, advanced,
    forward-looking,
    state-of-the-art, trend-setting,
                      pioneering, progressive,
                      Bohemian, groundbreaking,
                      trailblazing, revolutionary; unfamiliar, unorthodox, unconventional;
                         informal: offbeat, way-out
"this year's avant-garde fashion statement"
antonyms: conservative
Origin: late Middle English (denoting the vanguard
    of an army):                 from French,                          literally ‘vanguard.’
Current senses date from the early 20th century.
   in vogue, up to date, all the rage,                   trend-setting,
         stylish, voguish,                      modish, chic, à la mode;
the latest, new, newest,
                                             newfangled, modernistic,
                                             advanced; informal:
                                trendy, cool, in, with it, now,
              hip, phat, happening,
             kicky,                          tony, fly, styling/stylin'
                          "her clothes are very modern";
             [antonyms: out of date, old-fashioned
denoting the form of a language
that is currently used,
as opposed to any
                                           earlier form];
                                      "modern German"
             denoting                                                 a current or recent style
                   or trend in art, architecture,
                  or other cultural activity marked
                  by a significant departure from
                      traditional styles and values;
           "Matisse's contribution to modern art"
                                   noun: modern;                     plural noun: moderns
1.             person who advocates or practices
a departure from traditional styles or values;
                              Origin: late
   Middle English:               from late Latin
modernus, from Latin modo ‘just now.’

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