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nobody loses all the time i had an uncle named Sol who was a born failure and nearly everybody said he should have gone into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable of all to use a highfalootin phrase luxuries that is or to wit farming and be it needlessly added my Uncle Sol’s farm failed because the chickens ate the vegetables so my Uncle Sol had a chicken farm till the skunks ate the chickens when my Uncle Sol had a skunk farm but the skunks caught cold and died and so my Uncle Sol imitated the skunks in a subtle manner or by drowning himself in the watertank but somebody who’d given my Uncle Sol a Victor Victrola and records while he lived presented to him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a scruptious not to mention splendiferous funeral with tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my Uncle Sol and started a worm farm)
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Nobody Loses All The Time
me truck me truck is where i get my luck good luck, bad luck, nice luck me truck stunk like a skunk that seems like bad luck but it was the good skunk the wan that gets u bunked me cat has a bad case of lice no more chasing ***** mice the stupid thing only eats rice the ganga it smokes is so nice it somkes great out of me pipe my truck makes me lots of money me honey likes me money me brain aint very funny i also aint a big smarty so me truck is me only option i like it, its so very nice almost as good as mariwawa otherwise known as de ganga good bye tank u truck for me money and me food to feed me fam and me ganga addiction
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 11:32 AM UTC
me truck
The failed seduction by drunken discussion and skunk fueled consumption, leads to a compunction dysfunction suspended in animation the digital tides of expulsion catapult me into a an eschewing propulsion and the limitations of re-imagination. As far as I was aware I was imprisoned in nothing more than the realms of Skype and FourSquare but for the Feng Shui of trapped energies and google-mapped memories adorning the locations of complacent hallucinations amid the dark fibre communications with a female of Nordic persuasion. The compliments and comments and poems I sent were lost to the myriad of random intent I was attempting to be clever and metaphysical she on the other hand was PHD level and psychoanalytical ergo my metrical composition was utterly lost in a conversation on metaphorical reproduction and the magic and mysteries of osmosis and the application of modification by transduction. The moral of this tale - if indeed there is one - is if you are going to Skype with a mentally superior type do not before hand have a blistering smouldering grass pipe with a flagon of ale lest you be a gibbering earthling destined to fail.
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Jul 9, 2014
Jul 9, 2014 at 10:59 PM UTC
Failed Seduction by Drunken Discussion
The bright blue bottle hit me like a hint of death       on the breath of Spring. I imagined it being tossed out a truck window by underage teens fancying themselves clever       and mature and immortal as if the earth had willed upon them       that her stolen treasure, Aluminum, be returned or she’d cause their truck keys       disappear for all eternity.       I picked up the blue bottle tried to feel resurrection       in a recycling sort of way felt instead only the hollow emptiness       of mindless eternal reincarnation. Winter had been long this year and lately I fantasized resurrection more than usual at a field where I stopped to listen to meadowlark and field sparrow calling for mates or alerting everyone to the sin of the blue bottle. Several deer grazed the unseen first greens of Spring near skunk cabbage and coltsfoot. At a small stream, I cupped my hand into the icy fast water and raised it to my lips, then splashed my face, then splashed some more, more, then knelt, both knees at the streambed and submersed my face and head, in self-inflicted baptism       for my own blue bottle sins, opened my eyes, exhaled all my blue bubbles, for the longest of repentant moments, pulled out of the water gasping the holy Spring air       for dear life and thereafter walked each step in the garden of resurrection.
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Oct 28, 2018
Oct 28, 2018 at 9:25 PM UTC
The Blue Bottle
Hailstorms with big winds, trees writhing in breezes Coyotes howling in moonlight, dogs when they sneezes Alloys and carved toys, stone gargoyles with wings These are a few of my favorite things. Skunk smells carried gently on nocturnal breezes Sly double entendres and tickley teases Beautiful salmon colored sunsets that make my jaw drop Smell of pine 'n cedar in my sauna and wood shop! Dolphins and doggies and toddlers and mooses Saunas and cold plunges and honking V-flying gooses Small mutts and storytellers and Pixar cartoons Crazy call of the Maine dark of night loons These are some of my nurturing tunes! Volcanoes with lava and magma all oozing Cross country skiing just gliding and cruising Receiving massages unwinding and unbruising I love my collections of adhesives and strings These are a few of my favorite things! So when the wasps sting When the bored people whine Wen I'm feeling dispirited and sad I just think of a few of my favorite things And I don't feel…so…bad!
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Apr 4, 2015
Apr 4, 2015 at 8:26 PM UTC
My Favorite Things
Once upon a harvest moon, a timid gnome encountered a boisterous baboon. “Whacha up to tonight?!” the baboon slurred, yelling loud enough that the whole town heard. ‘You got this man,’ the shy gnome thought, because for a baboon, she was kind of hot. “Not much, ya know,” stated the gnome, “I’ve just been hanging out at home.” “Well that ain’t fun!” the baboon cried, “You’ve gotta have fun, life’s supposed to be a crazy ride!” Embarrassed, the gnome replied with a fib, “Tonight was a fluke! I got out, I’m no Squib!” Laughing she stated, “I think you’re a liar.” “Oh really?” He retorted, “My pants aren’t on fire.” She laughed, “HA HA HA! Good one honey,” the baboon didn’t realize his joke was not funny. Drunk as a skunk, she had no clue, the meadow she was in was not Club Blue. The gnome, however, thought things were going well, trapped in the clutches of her womanly spell. Being a bit nerdy he didn’t get out much, the poor gnome had never even felt a woman’s touch. Feeling bolder he decided to take a chance, until he realized that the baboon had peed her pants.
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Nov 4, 2012
Nov 4, 2012 at 10:35 PM UTC
Chance Encounters
Ben Kowalewicz (spoken): Hi, my name is Ben Kowalewicz and this is Billy Talent. Well I tripped, I fell down naked I drank from a cup of lead I hugged a skunk, it peed on me Yesterday I joined Scientology Steal a Camaro, then **** Jack Sparrow Try stupid **** try stupid **** Jump in a dump truck, smell **** and get stuck I cannot read, I cannot read **** on computers, then drink some pewter Die sanity, die sanity Marry a cheapskate, gain ninety pounds weight I'm really dumb, I'm really dumb I'm stupid, it's my fault, so daft I like to play in the garbage shaft The best sport is Parkour, **** straight I arrive at work five hours late Drink a deep fryer, eat some barbed wire Try stupid **** try stupid **** Sleep in a fireplace, burn your entire face I cannot read, I cannot read Cinnamon challenge, go on a chalk binge Die sanity, Die sanity Bike into traffic, pose pornographic I'm a ******* I'm a ******* I ate some poo! I'm stupid, it's my fault Try I'm stupid, it's my fault Lie This bad song don't make sense Pie Get a Prince Albert, snake blood for dessert now? Drink some Everclear, cut off your own ear now? Go back in time to, forties as a Jew Try stupid **** try stupid **** Do *** and rip off your right knee I cannot read, I cannot read Find the KKK, put on some blackface Die sanity, die sanity Locate a pervert, then take off your shirt I am a twit, I am a twit I am a twit, I am a twit Try stupid **** try stupid **** I am a twit, I am a twit
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May 27, 2012
May 27, 2012 at 6:15 PM UTC
Try Stupid **** a Billy Talent parody
Choose **** Choose a dealer. Choose your rolling papers. Choose a **** Choose mind numbingly long conversations about **** all. Choose home grown. Choose frequent holidays to amsterdam. Choose red eyes. Choose the biggets pizza ever for when the munchies kick in. Choose paranoia. Choose chilling with mates. Choose hallucinating about a giant green hedgehog following you home. Choose watching Cheech and Chong. Choose skunk. Choose super skunk. Choose hiding your stash from the police. Choose spilling ***** **** water on your carpet. Choose a fake jamaican accent. Choose space cakes. Choose your future. Choose ****
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 6:08 AM UTC
Choose ****
Music Look up: "Superman" by Five For Fighting. Kermit sings music by a Muppet Band called Frog's For Fighting...! "It's Not Easy To Be Green, I Can't Stand When High" I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive... I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some-frog in piggy's underwear, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie-about my *** on Sesame Street, It may sound absurd, but don't be naive, Even Muppets have the right to **** I may be disturbed, but won't you concede, Even Muppets croak upon Skunk-green, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Once again-I'm small-I'm small and GREEN, well it's Alright! We can all get "stoked" tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything. I can't stand when high...I'm not that naive, ****** I trip at night, on brownies buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee, Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee-looking for Older guys who flirt with me WHO FLIRT WITH ME... who flirt with me...yea, who Flirt with me...who FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a  frog on kronic seven leaves, I'm only a frog that's puffin' on green, and it's not easy... WOOOHOOOHOOOO...it's not easy to be-e Greeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn...
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Dec 27, 2018
Dec 27, 2018 at 1:49 AM UTC
I Can't Stand (It's Not Easy)
Dust flowers up from the Chilton County dusk Rust is flaking off the pickup that has a skunk musk Bullet , the blue tick hound from your sleeve pulls it Could it be another hot day in August , would it ? Peaches have last month gone to fill the niches Beaches at the river are low , full of leeches Summertime in Alabama is a long ****** Funnier than that song , swing low number Gathering distant dark blue clouds that are a mattering Battering thunder rolling , lightning shattering Huge drops splattering on clay so Rouge Deluge now soaking , coming down like a luge Passing with one loud Crack blasting Massing clouds now are just in a fasting
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Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 7:18 AM UTC
Thunderstorm
Spoof song: sung to the tune of Five For Fighting's "Superman" Kermit I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some frog in piggies underwear And it's not easy to  be  green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie about my jones on Sesame Street It may sound absurd-but don't be naive, Even Muppets can smoke too much green, I may be disturbed but wont you concede, Even Muppets croak upon skunk **** And it's not easy to  be  green... **Once again I'm small-I'm small and green, well it's All right, we can all get stoked tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything...** I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, Drugs just get you fried, *On hash and buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, Only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Looking for older guys who flirt with me, Yea flirt with me...who flirt with me, yea who flirt with me... WHO FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a frog on Kronik 7 Leaves I'm only a frog who's puffin' on green AND IT'S NOT EASY...  wooohooohoooo... It's not easy...to be-he...greeeeeen...
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Aug 28, 2015
Aug 28, 2015 at 2:10 PM UTC
Frogs For Fighting: It's Not Easy (To Be Green)
The bartender a europa server leaves me a shot of liquid propane. He moves past every silver dollar forgetting about the meaning of whskey and bull dogs. I watch cody a young university of washington student sneek In a  can of raineer beer (if he really  goes there) ill never ask him.              This is how lastcall always takes place:  a drunken masqerader our friend johnny Drops his wallet and kills a shot of jager.  ( are we drunk enouph yet) I order a taco and gain three hundread pounds tonight. Master of the pitchers.  He still dreams of being a physical thearpist ( he failed trying to take over for Dyrile). His new tall order of a job makes my anticipated buzz weaker.   Im tired of these long dresses opening up and spilling all over the dance floor ( the dj warned her not to) Our ladies still mention bach.  Inside of her purse hides a mystery knovel. Tueday means a victory at home.  Every player utters pride of being a regular. We sink the black eight ball knowing the bouncer gets in the way of ourdrunk enemies  ( a red head) He charges like arhino.  Hes a animal without areason to ****  But the bouncer prevents his six year jail sentence from ever happening.  Bexause were all forgiven like helpless bar rags trying to dry out before the mold and mildew contaminate our bull **** stories.  We all speak easily after the brooklyn dodgers turn every blue and white hat around the five head. He wont show us how the airforce cut his hair.  Every one of his is angry patrons drink until the switch flickers the message ( crawl home bfore the cops fish with dynamite) in the ruston pqarking lot. (Searching for fake DW'S)  each of themshine a britemaglite until the last car disapears still swerving like a skunk ptetending to hide in the storm gutters.
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Sep 15, 2013
Sep 15, 2013 at 6:05 AM UTC
enjoying the unicorn bar and grill.
The bartender a europa server leaves me a shot of liquid propane. He moves past every silver dollar forgetting about the meaning of whskey and bull dogs. I watch cody a young university of washington student sneek In a  can of raineer beer (if he really  goes there) ill never ask him.              This is how lastcall always takes place:  a drunken masqerader our friend johnny Drops his wallet and kills a shot of jager.  ( are we drunk enouph yet) I order a taco and gain three hundread pounds tonight. Master of the pitchers.  He still dreams of being a physical thearpist ( he failed trying to take over for Dyrile). His new tall order of a job makes my anticipated buzz weaker.   Im tired of these long dresses opening up and spilling all over the dance floor ( the dj warned her not to) Our ladies still mention bach.  Inside of her purse hides a mystery knovel. Tueday means a victory at home.  Every player utters pride of being a regular. We sink the black eight ball knowing the bouncer gets in the way of ourdrunk enemies  ( a red head) He charges like arhino.  Hes a animal without areason to ****  But the bouncer prevents his six year jail sentence from ever happening.  Bexause were all forgiven like helpless bar rags trying to dry out before the mold and mildew contaminate our bull **** stories.  We all speak easily after the brooklyn dodgers turn every blue and white hat around the five head. He wont show us how the airforce cut his hair.  Every one of his is angry patrons drink until the switch flickers the message ( crawl home bfore the cops fish with dynamite) in the ruston pqarking lot. (Searching for fake DW'S)  each of themshine a britemaglite until the last car disapears still swerving like a skunk ptetending to hide in the storm gutters.
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Loony Tunes Bugs Bunny is my favorite rabbit, watching him became my habit. He was smart, funny and two steps ahead, his popularity was very widespread. His best friend was Daffy Duck, he never did have the same luck. Rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, duck season, watching them, I needed no reason. Speedy Gonzales was so very quick, this fast mouse was also a ***** Owned his own pizza place, won a gold metal, at the local rat race. Yosemite Sam was a short tempered man, killing Bugs and Daffy was always his plan. He's a liar, a cheat and a sore loser, maybe he should have been a drug user. Tasmanian Devil was a tornado of destruction, he never needed any kind of introduction. Foghorn Leghorn never saw a negative situation, I say, I say boy was his favorite quotation. Pepe Le Pew was a French skunk, women loved his smelly ***** Marvin The Martian was from Mars, his laser gun would leave you with scars. Tweety was an antagonizing canary, lived with Granny, and flew like a crafty fairy. Sylvester was Granny's pet cat, him and Tweety always went *** for tat. Road Runner was so very fast, said beep beep as Wile E Coyote he passed. Never fell for those Acme supplies, getting blown up was his ultimate demise. Porky Pig was just happy to be included, the, the that's all folks, is how this will be concluded.
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Oct 4, 2013
Oct 4, 2013 at 2:18 AM UTC
Loony Tunes
The phone rings: It doesn't work anymore. Diazepam, Red wine, 6:30am, hip replacement, Plunger, television, boxes of photos, carslberg, peroni, The flush is broken on the toilet. I've sat for 15 minutes. Examination, xbox, unemployment, skunk, Washing machine, dishwasher, dryer. It's raining, Old towel and bucket under the hole in the roof Cat food, cod liver oil, mould, 8:45pm, 3pm, appointments, 12pm. Laptop, silence, phone calls, Toilet, bucket, bleach, Oven cleaner, kitchen roll, dirt, carpet, Television, Hoover,
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Jan 28, 2014
Jan 28, 2014 at 8:35 AM UTC
Tourniquet
The world's out of order My life is a mess I need a weekend of chillin' To help decompress A few days of football And drinks and good friends Will fix up my mood And get this blackness to end My wife's with another And my car died en route To my place of employment So, I got the boot The dog found a new friend he met up with a skunk And what's left of my house Has a wonderful funk I'm sitting here working on Sunday's headache Even though it's still only Friday I'm running a tab, cause the bank's overdrawn It's a bourbon and beer and a rye day My ex called this morning Said our daughters in jail And she has no money to help pay the bail That black cloud of dismal Still over my head I should have rolled over And stayed home in bed They say your problems happen in threes Multiply that by five And it happened to me So it's time to move on Sit and chill for a while Forget all the crap And just sit, drink, and smile I'm sitting here working on Sunday's headache Even though it's still only Friday I'm running a tab, cause the bank's overdrawn It's a bourbon and beer and a rye day
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Aug 22, 2012
Aug 22, 2012 at 7:23 PM UTC
Working on Sunday's Headache on Friday
Snow plows beeping Reverse whine and scrape Swirling blizzard of waking—Strange in this place where boredom banks both snow and cold Are my eyes running? After all there's a stiff wind, and it’s 18 below.... Pictures and phone calls make up my family Stray cats eat suet I leave for the birds who make names for themselves in sunlit bushes Love these more than... my hearse of a job where that ice cream vat—slipped smashed my sodden dish-doin’ fingers    against     sink Pain mounts its insurrection! Ambushed! from every direction Fainting in steam Squeezing my eyes     till the blood shuts my brain-failing Down my wrist all over the front of this rubber apron.... Someone hates me somewhere Someone found me more tenacious than a road-kill skunk! I eat    I drink    I work    I sleep between these vicious icicles   -18F = -28 C
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Feb 10, 2017
Feb 10, 2017 at 3:55 PM UTC
Phoebe Will Call. Andi Will Write Letters
I am drunk why do they say as a skunk? I've never seen a drunk skunk I've never seen a skunk. I'd like to see the sea with a skunk. Go sailing, drink *** look for mer skunks and then say: 'me and the skunk were drunk' That would be funking good drunking!
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Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 4:44 PM UTC
Skunk, drunk as.
Crows of brooklyn payphone goddess Shakespeare: old skinny repeating thin silver words beneath a sea shell stolen by a 7 year old girl in a red rag dress from the burning contemporary bookstore tossing sweat thru irrelevant back spine tunnel streets featherless skulls spitting sour chinese gin from chimney blow hole of their decaying dead thieving Fox revolting death to mother blessing decay red blue green white Fox yellow brown fur swirling entwined like melting crayons on a stone militia crafted bench researched developed by young Hispanic America Freedom wanderers too hot too cold to undress and **** swirling together like cigar french ashes with tongue hued wine feverish coffee thick as the bulging pregnant belly mother giving taking birth to a child tossed carelessly into the Great Lakes sipping on bad spoiled milk digesting salt hard boiled swan eggs eating purity chewing skunk coughing industrial chemical gasoline *********** AIDS NYC bright non-existent lights non-existent Allah howling North Korea Communist war hymns sing great religious protest gunky toe nail'd feet waltzing in the stomach of medieval ballrooms chandelier not casted by infinite diamonds but by Jewish slaves Islamic skins Christian leather Catholic molested brains children bones deceased Langston Hughes hung by Hughes spine and pupil the size of texas mass of the ****** female lips and knees wearing color blind dress shoes unfound skin feet walking on rain drizzling beach washed up skeleton sting ray the skin unwrapped like a christmas gift Santa is starvation licking the shoe polished long toes of Death riding the Downtown artificial lights artificial scientist crafted classical elevator time consuming Death songs Jesus, waking up, to his body dry, like that of Winter's rose and lips.
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 5:19 PM UTC
crows of brooklyn
Crows of brooklyn payphone goddess Shakespeare: old skinny repeating thin silver words beneath a sea shell stolen by a 7 year old girl in a red rag dress from the burning contemporary bookstore tossing sweat thru irrelevant back spine tunnel streets featherless skulls spitting sour chinese gin from chimney blow hole of their decaying dead thieving Fox revolting death to mother blessing decay red blue green white Fox yellow brown fur swirling entwined like melting crayons on a stone militia crafted bench researched developed by young Hispanic America Freedom wanderers too hot too cold to undress and **** swirling together like cigar french ashes with tongue hued wine feverish coffee thick as the bulging pregnant belly mother giving taking birth to a child tossed carelessly into the Great Lakes sipping on bad spoiled milk digesting salt hard boiled swan eggs eating purity chewing skunk coughing industrial chemical gasoline *********** AIDS NYC bright non-existent lights non-existent Allah howling North Korea Communist war hymns sing great religious protest gunky toe nail'd feet waltzing in the stomach of medieval ballrooms chandelier not casted by infinite diamonds but by Jewish slaves Islamic skins Christian leather Catholic molested brains children bones deceased Langston Hughes hung by Hughes spine and pupil the size of texas mass of the ****** female lips and knees wearing color blind dress shoes unfound skin feet walking on rain drizzling beach washed up skeleton sting ray the skin unwrapped like a christmas gift Santa is starvation licking the shoe polished long toes of Death riding the Downtown artificial lights artificial scientist crafted classical elevator time consuming Death songs Jesus, waking up, to his body dry, like that of Winter's rose and lips.
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i guess there are some people who just don’t realize how preposterous they sound when using social media. yeah, maybe you’re one. no one is safe from suspicion: -the comedians (their own biggest fan types) the witty commentators                     jumping in from the far corner. (you wonder how someone who learnt every word they know      from about six Archie comics is allowed to use social networking) -oh and the girls                    who post new selfies every day. (in fact there’s one, i swear, posts so often                       so regular                                       i barely need a watch. “here’s the three-fifteen cleavage shot.” —she’s long since been hidden!) and wait here’s that fella who speaks out about injustices; firecrackers taped in a doberman’s mouth, which is awful, sick, repulsive—and bravo for making the universe aware, i applaud thee, but it’s the rambling included about what you’d do if you ever caught them (curbstomping, mutilating, beatings) that gives me goosebumps. i don’t wanna see this kid’s mug in the paper next week/point & say “christ i knew it!” ..so maybe keep the ****** fantasy off the web, eh? & then of course the weirdness too weird to properly recall example: an acquaintance's call for attention “i need a hug :(“ and the random girl probably th’sister of a friend (which is bizarre in its own right, adding a friend's younger sibling.. but i won’t bother delving there tonight) who replies: *“hey you should come here instead and see the skunk that just came by my window if you wanna?”* —what is this absurdity? and hey here’s an answer to your original call: internet hugs don’t work.     computers don’t hug in binary, man. 0110101110101101111001010010101011011010110101110101010101                                          >—O—< —i’ll never understand it.
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Nov 27, 2011
Nov 27, 2011 at 1:42 AM UTC
12:27 AM facebook propositions to come over & see a skunk
i guess there are some people who just don’t realize how preposterous they sound when using social media. yeah, maybe you’re one. no one is safe from suspicion: -the comedians (their own biggest fan types) the witty commentators                     jumping in from the far corner. (you wonder how someone who learnt every word they know      from about six Archie comics is allowed to use social networking) -oh and the girls                    who post new selfies every day. (in fact there’s one, i swear, posts so often                       so regular                                       i barely need a watch. “here’s the three-fifteen cleavage shot.” —she’s long since been hidden!) and wait here’s that fella who speaks out about injustices; firecrackers taped in a doberman’s mouth, which is awful, sick, repulsive—and bravo for making the universe aware, i applaud thee, but it’s the rambling included about what you’d do if you ever caught them (curbstomping, mutilating, beatings) that gives me goosebumps. i don’t wanna see this kid’s mug in the paper next week/point & say “christ i knew it!” ..so maybe keep the ****** fantasy off the web, eh? & then of course the weirdness too weird to properly recall example: an acquaintance's call for attention “i need a hug :(“ and the random girl probably th’sister of a friend (which is bizarre in its own right, adding a friend's younger sibling.. but i won’t bother delving there tonight) who replies: *“hey you should come here instead and see the skunk that just came by my window if you wanna?”* —what is this absurdity? and hey here’s an answer to your original call: internet hugs don’t work.     computers don’t hug in binary, man. 0110101110101101111001010010101011011010110101110101010101                                          >—O—< —i’ll never understand it.
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GOT SPRAYED *** YOU TOOK A BATH DIDN'T HELP RAN OUTDOORS NEEDED AIR GOT SPRAYED BY SKUNK BAD NEWS!!!!!!!
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Sep 16, 2013
Sep 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM UTC
SKUNK ATTACKED
I searched for days, so many days, to find A flower nearing bloom that smelled as strong As all the love I house for you. So wrong Was I to try and find with my own mind Such a sight... Lo! A man was there, behind The signs. He sold me it, humming a song; The seller shouted as I left the throng, "Its bloom is nearing soon, but give it time!" And the flower's bloom releases a scent So foul--It is the skunk that ceased to be Because of some unfortunate event. And so much time for fragrances was spent, This morbid stench only harasses me: The Titan Arum has from Hell been sent.
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May 23, 2011
May 23, 2011 at 11:54 AM UTC
Unintended Consequences
The rooster does crow at the break of dawn but five to seven a.m. is the hours of the dog "Time to wake up" Cheerful beyond belief face in mine dripping licking tongue tail wacking the dresser in perfect time. Hot breath not yours not mine but you know whose. Through the fog of the mind knowing it won't stop until food is served. I am never that cheerful at sunrise. Seven to five the birds and rats are in their time. Squirrels chipmunks deer everybody working their *** off to survive. I gotta go to work Calling in sick every day But one foot in front of the other And I am on my way. The crows line up on the garbage man's run The ducks laugh at every move you make but you take it in stride. The cows lay down to take a nap. But not I. At about five The bear comes sauntering down the street tossing garbage cans this way and that. The best part of work is the drive home. Neighbors come out of their houses to watch him. Power and hunger a dangerous combination But in a rare moment of neighborly cheer even a cocktail was had. He was big he was strong We gave him a wide berth but owwed and awed him along his way like watching fire works. Five to eight The hours of the skunk and you get very cranky through the PTSD of a mean and angry father and tires on the driveway. As darkness totally sets in the racoons come out making mischief on the roof batty as the bats that flee into my room. Those racoons the more you try to chase them away the more they come over to see what your doing. You look at me and wonder who I am Sometimes you snuggle up While the night birds sing. Three to five D.H. Lawrence called the hours of the wolf when madness and suicide remorse and dread reign Blood pressure at its lowest Heart rate at its slowest Breath down Body temperature as cold as the ground. Remember to not take very seriously what ever you think until with relief the sun begins to rise and doggy smooches awaken your time. ..
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Dec 29, 2013
Dec 29, 2013 at 12:13 PM UTC
Animal Spirits/Animal Hours/A very incomplete reflection
The rooster does crow at the break of dawn but five to seven a.m. is the hours of the dog "Time to wake up" Cheerful beyond belief face in mine dripping licking tongue tail wacking the dresser in perfect time. Hot breath not yours not mine but you know whose. Through the fog of the mind knowing it won't stop until food is served. I am never that cheerful at sunrise. Seven to five the birds and rats are in their time. Squirrels chipmunks deer everybody working their *** off to survive. I gotta go to work Calling in sick every day But one foot in front of the other And I am on my way. The crows line up on the garbage man's run The ducks laugh at every move you make but you take it in stride. The cows lay down to take a nap. But not I. At about five The bear comes sauntering down the street tossing garbage cans this way and that. The best part of work is the drive home. Neighbors come out of their houses to watch him. Power and hunger a dangerous combination But in a rare moment of neighborly cheer even a cocktail was had. He was big he was strong We gave him a wide berth but owwed and awed him along his way like watching fire works. Five to eight The hours of the skunk and you get very cranky through the PTSD of a mean and angry father and tires on the driveway. As darkness totally sets in the racoons come out making mischief on the roof batty as the bats that flee into my room. Those racoons the more you try to chase them away the more they come over to see what your doing. You look at me and wonder who I am Sometimes you snuggle up While the night birds sing. Three to five D.H. Lawrence called the hours of the wolf when madness and suicide remorse and dread reign Blood pressure at its lowest Heart rate at its slowest Breath down Body temperature as cold as the ground. Remember to not take very seriously what ever you think until with relief the sun begins to rise and doggy smooches awaken your time. ..
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I'm going AWOL at first light Sherman threatens my hometown I hate to leave Robert E. Lee But my heart's not backing down There's a railroad to Atlanta I'll fight side by side with Paw   General Johnson's too outnumbered But we'll stand at Kennesaw I don't like to leave Virginia But Atlanta needs me there With my family in danger It's a duty I must bear I'll meet Mayde at Big Shanty We can have some time at last I'll get up at the crack of dawn And kick old Sherman's *** Now I know we're way outnumbered They have more than two to one And Sherman hates all rebels He's Abe Lincoln's favorite skunk If we could get old Stonewall To come down for just a spell We could kick old Abe's invaders From Kennessaw to hell Mayde, I'm real scared of dying If our rebel line should fall But I'll stand to fight **** yankees Make 'em think they hit a wall We own no slaves but Sherman thinks It's rebel killin' time So I'll shoot holes in Yankee coats Before there's one in mine
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Dec 10, 2010
Dec 10, 2010 at 5:59 AM UTC
Great Grandpaw Died at the Battle of Atlanta [Based on a true Story]
Everybody has those days you know the one's I mean where no matter what you try and do you just stand back and scream plans go all asunder and things go all to hell You should have stayed under the covers shut your eyes, ignored the bell You've had them, that I'm sure of When the toast burns, coffee too The dog ate the kids homework What are you supposed to do? The car door was left open It won't start, but that's all right Because someone stole the left side tires While you were sleeping through the night One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned Water running down the staircase The toilet overflowed once more not to mention all the water behind the locked bathroom door it's great the kids are learning the different things in this world wide like how different things will happen when you let a skunk in from outside a stiff drink would be lovely would make the problem disappear but, your oldest drank your whiskey and you've only got two near beer skunks and cars, and broken phones just a day in all our lives that's why doctors tell new husbands time to lock up all the knives One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned The dance is one we all know best intentions laid to rest you'll never quite get where you're going until you first pass all the tests just smile and keep moving don't let it get you down the dance is not selective it picks on everyone in town remember.. One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned
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Oct 15, 2013
Oct 15, 2013 at 11:35 PM UTC
One step forward, three steps back
Everybody has those days you know the one's I mean where no matter what you try and do you just stand back and scream plans go all asunder and things go all to hell You should have stayed under the covers shut your eyes, ignored the bell You've had them, that I'm sure of When the toast burns, coffee too The dog ate the kids homework What are you supposed to do? The car door was left open It won't start, but that's all right Because someone stole the left side tires While you were sleeping through the night One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned Water running down the staircase The toilet overflowed once more not to mention all the water behind the locked bathroom door it's great the kids are learning the different things in this world wide like how different things will happen when you let a skunk in from outside a stiff drink would be lovely would make the problem disappear but, your oldest drank your whiskey and you've only got two near beer skunks and cars, and broken phones just a day in all our lives that's why doctors tell new husbands time to lock up all the knives One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned The dance is one we all know best intentions laid to rest you'll never quite get where you're going until you first pass all the tests just smile and keep moving don't let it get you down the dance is not selective it picks on everyone in town remember.. One step forward Three steps back The dance of all concerned One step forward Three steps back Move fast or you'll get burned
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