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Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper or eclectic electronic devices, sure as the sunrise espied, the pen will quick leak when wearing white and so will too the righteous words righteously, thereafter when you can't sleep and you must slam your sweaty fist into pillow know that the pillow is silent thinking, dude, you really ain't got a hope, a prayer fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do but only when restless in my rustling no-safety night sleep in my lumpy bed, where I’ve already dream-drowned a million times the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup in her pj's to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps loverman, so handy, nearby, shamelessly firm, unwavering, good god, great for one "disposable" use per night when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply at all, it isn't that they don't love ya back, 'tis only that they haven't learned to love themselves something well that just cannot be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back if you don't believe in Faeries and Elusives, try, for then you have a middling chance of getting the missing, disappearing whole sock hiding in her ****** back, intact If must look up the time where your love is currently hiding/residing, then the probability is more than 1.000, that you no longer love her enough, or she, you, not at all you know it is time to shut down, hang up the pen and close the iPad cover, surrender, give up the poetry gig 4 real when you start to prefer an autocorrect suggestion ~ More to follow. someday.
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Feb 2, 2018
Feb 2, 2018 at 7:19 PM UTC
Human Observations (the woman pees)
Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper or eclectic electronic devices, sure as the sunrise espied, the pen will quick leak when wearing white and so will too the righteous words righteously, thereafter when you can't sleep and you must slam your sweaty fist into pillow know that the pillow is silent thinking, dude, you really ain't got a hope, a prayer fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do but only when restless in my rustling no-safety night sleep in my lumpy bed, where I’ve already dream-drowned a million times the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup in her pj's to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps loverman, so handy, nearby, shamelessly firm, unwavering, good god, great for one "disposable" use per night when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply at all, it isn't that they don't love ya back, 'tis only that they haven't learned to love themselves something well that just cannot be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back if you don't believe in Faeries and Elusives, try, for then you have a middling chance of getting the missing, disappearing whole sock hiding in her ****** back, intact If must look up the time where your love is currently hiding/residing, then the probability is more than 1.000, that you no longer love her enough, or she, you, not at all you know it is time to shut down, hang up the pen and close the iPad cover, surrender, give up the poetry gig 4 real when you start to prefer an autocorrect suggestion ~ More to follow. someday.
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I ate hot meals, I brushed my teeth day and night, I spent long hours on the mobile with friends, I wore well laundered clothings, Not a single crease or a stain on them, Before motherhood. My home was ***** and span, No stumbling on scattered toys, No ***** window panes, No tiny hands holding my skirts, No one  eagerly waiting for me on the doorsteps, No spits,pukes, pees or poos to clean, No teared  eyes to wipe, No tiny bundle to hold in my arms, Getting love,warmth and satisfaction in return, Before motherhood. I was in control of myself, Of my mind and thoughts, Caretaker of my own body, Spending hours to enhance my beauty, To maintain grace and elegance, Before motherhood. Now I am a mum, I don't mind if my hair is disheveled, My house is a bit messy, I am exhausted, For the reward of a hug, a kiss and those endearing words,"I love you mum,you are the bestest." completes me.
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Dec 8, 2018
Dec 8, 2018 at 3:36 PM UTC
Before Motherhood
******* Never date an ******* their attitudes stink, his neighbour is nuts, and he pees in his sink, His hair is always a mess, and he struggles with cleanliness, and sometimes they're completely hairless, Never date an ******* He'll think you're a **** and this thought he has of you will stick, Never date an ******* you piece of **** Lol just kidding peace<3 haha :* By Larna Kira Kourtis
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Feb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 9:55 AM UTC
*******
Well what can I say, he says I'm an **** I just told him he was just full of air.. But we were the closest of friends and were always found close together like pees in a pod. *"So what's the plan for today windy, "We just going to gas? or we just breathing in silence?* **"I thought you were pulling the other cheek, But all that comes out of you is crap Hahaha.....** They were always getting each other in trouble with one thing or another, if it wasn't **** holding wind in, it was **** whispering in a lift. But not so silently, more like a  tiny trumpet going off for moments at a time. There was one time were **** was letting off as usual, but he let just a little too much out, and in that moment he told **** *"That was close, I was one **** away from a poo,* **** couldn't  contain himself and amusement turned to horror as laughter had loosened both there grips. And now Mr Poo who usually went diving in the porcelain pools was now frequenting  upon both. I think I'm going to be sick said **** **** laughted and then another friend of Poo's joined the party, cleanliness was obsolete, now as it was like a food fight in close quarters. Poo slipped out to freedom down the trouser leg and "SPLAT, **** and **** stunned by poo's lack of grace. *"Could have stayed for a while,* But **** conceded that he would have just talked crap, like he did every time he popped out to see his friends. Well what could be said, a wet wipe, and **** forgot poo had even been there. But his odour still lingered gently on. **** was gassing on and **** clenched so not to expel to much laughter.. especially in enclosed areas. **** was just gassing, this duo were always going be the closest of friends.
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Sep 8, 2017
Sep 8, 2017 at 11:36 AM UTC
**** & **** Together
Well what can I say, he says I'm an **** I just told him he was just full of air.. But we were the closest of friends and were always found close together like pees in a pod. *"So what's the plan for today windy, "We just going to gas? or we just breathing in silence?* **"I thought you were pulling the other cheek, But all that comes out of you is crap Hahaha.....** They were always getting each other in trouble with one thing or another, if it wasn't **** holding wind in, it was **** whispering in a lift. But not so silently, more like a  tiny trumpet going off for moments at a time. There was one time were **** was letting off as usual, but he let just a little too much out, and in that moment he told **** *"That was close, I was one **** away from a poo,* **** couldn't  contain himself and amusement turned to horror as laughter had loosened both there grips. And now Mr Poo who usually went diving in the porcelain pools was now frequenting  upon both. I think I'm going to be sick said **** **** laughted and then another friend of Poo's joined the party, cleanliness was obsolete, now as it was like a food fight in close quarters. Poo slipped out to freedom down the trouser leg and "SPLAT, **** and **** stunned by poo's lack of grace. *"Could have stayed for a while,* But **** conceded that he would have just talked crap, like he did every time he popped out to see his friends. Well what could be said, a wet wipe, and **** forgot poo had even been there. But his odour still lingered gently on. **** was gassing on and **** clenched so not to expel to much laughter.. especially in enclosed areas. **** was just gassing, this duo were always going be the closest of friends.
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Jared and Ashwin, sitting on a tree; Blazing it up with a **** on their *** pees. Don't sleep on me, cuz I got a big **** Slamming that hoe's *** like it's ping pong.
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Aug 20, 2015
Aug 20, 2015 at 12:42 AM UTC
Squad
I'm the type of guy who pees sitting down when I'm a guest of somebody's house because i may be a drunkard but it's not hard to care about decency I don't want to *** all over the seat, it happens all the time when I'm this far gone so I shamelessly get comfortable and relief soon enough sweeps also: I automatically leave the seat down, you see that makes me some kind of a gentleman, right?
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Feb 9, 2014
Feb 9, 2014 at 3:18 AM UTC
modern gentleman
Stuck on the actual prime meridian where gambling and grown up shenanigans are viewed all ***** hurting society, though I could legally go to the drain on my street and drop a thousand twenty pees in it nae bother our equivalent bet as high rollers we are surely not I miss you Vegas with your daft anti-reality cushions, the strip with no history or heritage necessarily but with goofy drunken dreams brimming alive and I know vice, bad, horror, addiction yadda yadda I miss you Vegas
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Feb 28, 2021
Feb 28, 2021 at 10:43 AM UTC
Las Vague
Lights, boredom, beer, and socks this is how we define the outcome of pin up girl robots and the threshold you’re too dumb to notice its refuse they say like some salt tower ready to pop marmalade No one pees the bed anymore and why should they? questions for an irritable spine flu Never the less, we are doomed to listen to ****** rap music while washing the four hundred and fifty-seventh **** sponge on the planet Umlow I think i may have lied who cares, you already read it so taking it back would only make me a badger No a tapir
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM UTC
About the boredom #4 (Plight of the Pineal Gland's Mastectomy)
She slumps in sleep Paws clasped prayer-like Dream-dozing eyelids a-simmer A spasm-triggered flesh flick An ear-alert to a tremorous tick Crisp-dry nose with involuntary sniff Old dog breath brewing brown toothed whiff With pain weary grunt She heaves her lumpy bulk Onto shaky splayed legs That hobble and limp Catches my eye With a puppy-pleased glint Wags .... and pees
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Mar 21, 2011
Mar 21, 2011 at 3:16 AM UTC
Old Dog
I'm drinking young, as my body gets older, three girls, and immature conversation on a long sofa. The drinks get colder, and colder, my chest gets warmer; on whiskey shots with no body armour. I taste a sound, and smell a colour of doing in my head over social trends, Partying with people who aren't really my friends. My bladder feels like a knife tip on my hanging joys, Taking long pees, and taking chances with any girl; when I've got the confidence of the boys. Disco lights under the party life, a quick mix to dilute my drink with some sprite. Not something I love, but I'm learning to like. Hype me up with cheers, line out my favourite gin, and put aside those heavy beers. I've got a sweet tongue for fun, a mix of sweetness and alcohol like my favourite chocolate. Raisin and *** Too scared to cough; I might just throw up, but I can't seem weak; so I'll just bro up. Acting proud while yelling, "another cup" I pass out, and wake up in a house that's not my house. In a bed wrapped in a pink fluffy towel. The someone by my side, if I can remember wasn't too hot; but sort of mild. By my skin marks; she seemed a little wild. But I notice a wig on a mannequin head, I peep to see that it wasn't the same girl from last night lying besides me, on that bed. She had her extras off on the dressing room table display, She woke up saying, "good morning bae," and I went on exclaiming, "eeeyy" She offered me breakfast, but I decided it was best to break fast out of there. She begged me to stay,  as her one charming prince, but you know I didn't even care. I wasn't too sure which neighbourhood I wound up; but it was rather me getting **** in unfamiliar corners, then getting bound up. Tied up in a relationship that I never signed up to. Maybe I had too much to drink... with both drinks and her kisses by the mouthful. How the story goes, and soon ends, All in the story of events.
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Apr 21, 2022
Apr 21, 2022 at 3:38 PM UTC
Story of events
I'm drinking young, as my body gets older, three girls, and immature conversation on a long sofa. The drinks get colder, and colder, my chest gets warmer; on whiskey shots with no body armour. I taste a sound, and smell a colour of doing in my head over social trends, Partying with people who aren't really my friends. My bladder feels like a knife tip on my hanging joys, Taking long pees, and taking chances with any girl; when I've got the confidence of the boys. Disco lights under the party life, a quick mix to dilute my drink with some sprite. Not something I love, but I'm learning to like. Hype me up with cheers, line out my favourite gin, and put aside those heavy beers. I've got a sweet tongue for fun, a mix of sweetness and alcohol like my favourite chocolate. Raisin and *** Too scared to cough; I might just throw up, but I can't seem weak; so I'll just bro up. Acting proud while yelling, "another cup" I pass out, and wake up in a house that's not my house. In a bed wrapped in a pink fluffy towel. The someone by my side, if I can remember wasn't too hot; but sort of mild. By my skin marks; she seemed a little wild. But I notice a wig on a mannequin head, I peep to see that it wasn't the same girl from last night lying besides me, on that bed. She had her extras off on the dressing room table display, She woke up saying, "good morning bae," and I went on exclaiming, "eeeyy" She offered me breakfast, but I decided it was best to break fast out of there. She begged me to stay,  as her one charming prince, but you know I didn't even care. I wasn't too sure which neighbourhood I wound up; but it was rather me getting **** in unfamiliar corners, then getting bound up. Tied up in a relationship that I never signed up to. Maybe I had too much to drink... with both drinks and her kisses by the mouthful. How the story goes, and soon ends, All in the story of events.
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Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper, sure as the sunrise, the pen will leak, when wearing white and so will the words, right after. when you can't sleep,and you slam your fist into the pillow, know that the pillow is silent thinking, sir, now, you really ain't got a prayer. fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do, but really, in my night sleep in the safety of bed, I have drowned a million times. the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps me around, her love, firm, unwavering once a night. when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply, it is not that they don't love you back, it is that they have yet to learn how to love themselves, something that can't be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back. if you don't believe in Faeries, try, for then you have a chance of getting the missing sock, back, intact. If must look up the time where you love is currently residing then the probability is more, > than 1.000, that you no longer love them enuf. you know it is time to hang up the pen put down the iPad, give up on this poetry gig when you really prefer the autocorrect suggestion. More to follow.
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Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 6:42 AM UTC
Human Observations (the woman pees)
Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper, sure as the sunrise, the pen will leak, when wearing white and so will the words, right after. when you can't sleep,and you slam your fist into the pillow, know that the pillow is silent thinking, sir, now, you really ain't got a prayer. fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do, but really, in my night sleep in the safety of bed, I have drowned a million times. the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps me around, her love, firm, unwavering once a night. when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply, it is not that they don't love you back, it is that they have yet to learn how to love themselves, something that can't be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back. if you don't believe in Faeries, try, for then you have a chance of getting the missing sock, back, intact. If must look up the time where you love is currently residing then the probability is more, > than 1.000, that you no longer love them enuf. you know it is time to hang up the pen put down the iPad, give up on this poetry gig when you really prefer the autocorrect suggestion. More to follow.
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Wherever peaches grow I go and pick 'em. When they get ripe I try and swipe 'em. The farmer runs out with a shotgun and wonders where's the       varmint gone? I'm hiding by the railroad tracks stacking the peaches I've       found. Then a freight train about a mile long rolls by hauling a bucket       of rain. I hop aboard while beautiful clouds gather to the north. I put my peaches in the bucket and lug it to a hidden part of       the train. The rain begins, the night looms in, it's summer and it's       thoughts and warm. To the clacking rumble and the patter I close my eyes and       dream. An earthquake swallows up the people who wear horrible       masks of fright as their daily tasks are trampled. In a favorite movie theater an illumined lady puts her hand in       mine, warm mouths, breath, skin, hair wing-soft, whole       bodies, wind, bare. I open my eyes at sunrise there's a steady glow of light       around. If you can believe in God, you can believe the mountains go       from purple to green. While the last partier meanders home to bed the first farmer is       up to milk his bread. Fruit of the world ripens audibly and cities make a silent,       distant sound. Lonely guy stretches, rubs his eyes, pees out a passing train,       has a breakfast of peaches and rainwater.
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Aug 8, 2015
Aug 8, 2015 at 5:35 PM UTC
Peaches
I want our words to make love.... Let us wine and dine in pen... Ill kiss you from the page... We'll create no biblical sins... So poetic that my physical is pathetic I mean I fumble words around you.. But when I create, I'm no fool Subdue you... underneath you.. I'll ***** you... Make your feet move.. Give you shakespear cues... Show you which way to play... As I write out scenes of love That last for hours into days... I'm no genius Just a lover That gets off to syllables I passion write in purple Cause the red is full of bulls... Let our I's Collide As we make human i Ts Saving Graces for our diner for in each other we both feed.. I'm sure to say I do If you read a little deeper... But don't read too fast cuz I'm know to be a sleeper... Silence is my killer Verbal language is my gun As I have no set targets go on killing sprees for fun.. Im a ****** Leave women lifeless in bedrooms Bathrooms, car seats, tee pees and Breakrooms... Let us have a pow wow... For I'll empty life into you... Birth a new prince... All in the way he touched you.. While leaving no finger prints.. Let Our words.. make Love.... Feel Death... and Receive Life... For I Created this to tell you I want your soul tonight... but every time you'll read this You'll know that love is Write...
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Mar 12, 2014
Mar 12, 2014 at 5:19 PM UTC
Writing Love
The stone Angel fascinates me and repulses me It stands about 8 feet tall in a fountain Its made of white fake stone It pees He wears a gown and has wings His white hands gather around his middle holding a far too small water jug Unless your within 2 feet of it You can't see the little stone jug It stands at the Corner of Tennessee Avenue and Beech Street here ******* in front of an ugly little strip mall I walk by it and we smile together That Angel and I I said to it one day," How lucky you are to get to eternally **** on this MayBerry Hell" He smiled back He pees as the children play by As temporary lovers hold hands He pees as the old people hobble by with their canes When giving directions, people here actually say,"You know, it's down by where that Angel pees." *** Sometimes I wish I were he
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 11:35 AM UTC
That ******* Angel At The Corner of Tennessee and Beech in MayBerry Hell
Nine Lives (Cat From Hell) I have a cat that just wont die, trust me, I gave it the old college try. It pukes, pees and poops on the floor, brings dead animals to my front door. I've dropped him off many of miles, but it always comes back after awhile's. No food or water for many of weeks, my water bed now has many leaks. Killing this cat is so **** tricky, whenever I **** it, he comes back like Little Nicky. Poisoned its food with lots of cyanide, into the window it would collide. Stabbed it twice, buried it in the yard, but in like Pet Sematary, this cat will die hard. Ran it over and over with my truck, he just makes me look like a schmuck. Tried to drown it in my bath tub, this cat belongs to the nine lives club. Every morning, I wake up in my own blood, it laughs at me while he smokes my last bud. He breathes fire from its meowing mouth, he definitely came from the deep south. I'm like Tom, he's like Jerry, its favorite drink is a ****** Mary. I once even fed him to my dog, next day it came back inside a brown log. I've punched it hard, and kicked it far, this hell cat is the most bizarre. Tried killing it with a single gun shot, burned it with water that was boiling hot. No matter what I tried it wouldn't work, he always made me look like a stupid **** I even burned down my own house, there he was carrying out a dead mouse. My whole body burning from cat scratch fever, I chopped off its head with a sharp meat cleaver. Put it in a huge *** and made some cat chop suey, it tasted bad and very gooey. After that day, I felt scratching from the inside, two weeks later, internal bleeding is how I died.
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Oct 2, 2013
Oct 2, 2013 at 8:45 PM UTC
Nine Lives (Cat From Hell)
Nine Lives (Cat From Hell) I have a cat that just wont die, trust me, I gave it the old college try. It pukes, pees and poops on the floor, brings dead animals to my front door. I've dropped him off many of miles, but it always comes back after awhile's. No food or water for many of weeks, my water bed now has many leaks. Killing this cat is so **** tricky, whenever I **** it, he comes back like Little Nicky. Poisoned its food with lots of cyanide, into the window it would collide. Stabbed it twice, buried it in the yard, but in like Pet Sematary, this cat will die hard. Ran it over and over with my truck, he just makes me look like a schmuck. Tried to drown it in my bath tub, this cat belongs to the nine lives club. Every morning, I wake up in my own blood, it laughs at me while he smokes my last bud. He breathes fire from its meowing mouth, he definitely came from the deep south. I'm like Tom, he's like Jerry, its favorite drink is a ****** Mary. I once even fed him to my dog, next day it came back inside a brown log. I've punched it hard, and kicked it far, this hell cat is the most bizarre. Tried killing it with a single gun shot, burned it with water that was boiling hot. No matter what I tried it wouldn't work, he always made me look like a stupid **** I even burned down my own house, there he was carrying out a dead mouse. My whole body burning from cat scratch fever, I chopped off its head with a sharp meat cleaver. Put it in a huge *** and made some cat chop suey, it tasted bad and very gooey. After that day, I felt scratching from the inside, two weeks later, internal bleeding is how I died.
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It happens every Tuesday night As faithful as can be Her mama comes to spend the night Just to torment me She sits in my recliner Her stinky feet, up high She'll always pass a little gas Each time, as I walk by With her false teeth on my table And hair all over her back She grunts outloud when she chews her food She sounds like a half starved yak My toilet has to be replaced It's never quite the same That woman's as blind as she can be And doesn't have very good aim She falls asleep in my favorite chair With her bladder like a thimble She always pees where ever she sits Then smiles, and starts to tremble My wife just sits and shakes her head Knowing, that I'm in pain She says it's just an accident As I clean up the stain It happens every Tuesday Night Old faithful, at its worst Some men love their mother-in-law But me, well, I'm just cursed
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Mar 8, 2011
Mar 8, 2011 at 10:17 AM UTC
Old Faithful
I want our words to make love Let us wine and dine in pen Ill kiss you from the page We'll create no biblical sins So poetic that my physical is pathetic I mean I fumble words around you But when I create, I'm no fool Subdue you underneath you I'll ***** you Make your feet move Give you shakespear cues Show you which way to play As I write out scenes of love That last for hours into days I'm no genius Just a lover That gets off to syllables I passion write in purple Cause the red is full of bulls Let our I's Collide As we make human i Ts Saving Graces for our diner for in each other we both feed I'm sure to say I do If you read a little deeper But don't read too fast ‘cause I'm know to be a sleeper Silence is my killer Verbal language is my gun As I have no set targets go on killing sprees for fun Im a ****** Leaving men lifeless in bedrooms Bathrooms, car seats, tee pees and Breakrooms Let us have a pow wow For I'll empty life into you Birth a new princess All in the way she touched you While leaving no finger prints Let Our words make Love Feel Death and Receive Life For I Created this to tell you I want your soul tonight but every time you'll read this You'll know that love is Write anon & m.g.
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Apr 27, 2014
Apr 27, 2014 at 7:37 PM UTC
let our words make love
11/1/2016 15:09 Love is that feeling you get When you open a fresh bag of cookies Or take a tray of brownies out of the oven. Love is that feeling you get Right before you jump into a cold river, lake, or pool. Love is that feeling you when when you lay in your bed and let the ocean waves drift you off to sleep after spending a whole day at the beach. Love is that feeling you get when a puppy pees on your carpet but you can't stay angry Love is that feeling you when a close friend successfully quits their drug habit. Love is that feeling you get, as you drift apart from someone who was once everything you ever wanted. Love is that feeling you get when you and that person decide it would be best if you two no longer spoke to each each other. Love is that feeling you get as you watch your parent gracefully face death head on. Love is that feeling you get when you think about spending the rest of your life with another person hoping that you die first so that you’ll never have to be a day without them. But most of all, love is that feeling you get when you yearn to fall asleep next and wake up with the love of your life every night and every morning.
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Jan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 1:27 AM UTC
11/1/2016 (Love is...)
Broken poor trash which degrades & defiles. You lied to the courts, judge, mediator, minor's counsel, & district attorney. A backstabber, 2 faced, hypocrite, who commited perjury. A hunchback hammertoed hefer who gets fatter. You live in a hoarded ***** stenched sty. Quality is not something you search to buy. You settle for **** bit by bit. On your fat *** you sit. Your ***** sag. Your a decripid old hag with saddle bags. You destroy relationships. You can't form your own friendships. Your a judgmental, prejudice, anti-social, psychotic, hermit crab. Your a heartless blackheart who back stabs. You take what's not yours. By manipulation, cheating, stealing & lying. You want my child motherless. Your an evil diease. Your thoughtless, your lies don't put me as ease. You divorced my dad. You took all I had. You can't control your bladder. What I want to you does'nt matter. Greed you sought. Your lies I fought. You spread hate in your old lady disguise. You believe your so clever, deceitful, & wise. You have cellulite, verocross veins, & cottage cheese thighs. A meat loving satanic caravore. Who slams the door. Pees on herself & the floor. Has a greed for more. Always settles for poor. Vendictive evil without a cure. My life is smeared a blur from everything I am & once were.
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Jan 15, 2015
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:20 PM UTC
Misery Loves Company
I dream not of immortality, But of being less insignificant than some, Not of being loved by all, But of being liked by those I’ve met, Not of changing the world, But of leaving it unchanged for the better. For there are many who will have the world changed, For better or for worse, Or for no reason at all. As a king builds a temple in his own honor, So does a dog establish dominion by peeing on a tree; The next king builds a larger temple, and The next dog pees higher on the tree. It takes only a war, or a rainstorm, or the simple passing of time To shift the balance of power, for There will always be another king, There will always be another dog, And there will always be another rainstorm. A baby cries for attention. He cries, “I am hungry,” or “I am tired,” or “I have peed myself.” And because he is helpless, We feed him, and we hold him, and we change his diaper. A poet also cries for attention. But unlike the baby, his cries are often ignored, For we do not understand what it is that he wants. I dream not of a perfect world, But of a world where there is more good than evil, More peace than war, And more joy than tears. A world where kings build temples for babies, Where forests and trees are abundant, And where poets rejoice because their cries are understood. I dream not of immortality, But of being less insignificant than some. Phil Lindsey 1/5/17
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Jan 5, 2017
Jan 5, 2017 at 9:13 PM UTC
A Cry in the Forest
a dog pees on a tree, so what, that’s average. a baby has spaghetti around its mouth, pfft, that’s basic. a woman living below you beats on the ceiling with a broomstick and tells you to “keep it down!” big deal, that’s common. pulling your member out of your pants and stroking it violently with excitement, hey, that’s just everyday living. but, seeing you sitting there on that park bench, one leg crossed over the other, with your dog and your book and your sunglasses while tears of joy stream down your face after something you just read well now… you don’t see that everyday.
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Apr 10, 2025
Apr 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM UTC
extraordinary
dog wiggles and wags and shakes his tail while cat hisses and spits and bares its nails dog catches ball and Frisbee alike cat hangs around and mews when it likes dog protects and marks its place cat sleeps all day and is hard to trace dog lives by pack rules and mentality at times i think cat lives unattached to me dog is all drool with autonomic leg kick cat is all purr but can't catch a thrown stick dog i must walk or run with attention cat leaves home with barely a mention dog marks its place again and again cat pees in in a square box as its been trained dog and cats both age in human years times seven both age quickly then go to heaven my dog is still imaginary or so it seems and my cat has moved on live in its dreams perhaps in the future when all is clear say goodbye to my kitty and a puppy I'll rear....
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Mar 5, 2010
Mar 5, 2010 at 5:44 AM UTC
the dog i have always wanted and the cat i've always had
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Nov 15, 2017
Nov 15, 2017 at 6:06 AM UTC
From 2057
*... he and she are thinking…a life together, still much in love, as always, but a thought or two, once in a while…* He Once, she was a frog and I kissed her and yeah, she’s beautiful But hell, I thought she’d come with castle and lands and fields I thought that was the deal but she just told me I’ve got to get real - they’d done away with kings and queens; a few were beheaded, and most de-constitutionalized -   haven’t I heard? “Have you been living in a well?” she asked. OK, fine, she comes with all beauty and love and care and all that – yeah sure, but a million in US bonds and a billion in the NYSE indexed on emerging markets would have been comfy She OK - this guy is the best, the greatest, cool he’s steady, reliable, good and loving and all that - but oh, how do I get him to wash the dishes? There are never-ending things and chores to be done - like tidy the bed in the mornings, vacuum once a week there’s dust under the table And you know, such stuff that princesses don’t lift a delicate finger about - will he just work on sight of a list, and get it all done? And how long can I have him wed and awed about this Princess thing? Oh, yes – and I forgot one more crucial thing that he must always have the bowl lid down after he pees Is it too late now – should I have included it in the pre-nuptial?
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Jul 4, 2013
Jul 4, 2013 at 8:12 AM UTC
get real, guys