I'm the type of guy
who pees sitting down
when I'm a guest of
somebody's house
because
i may be a
drunkard but
it's not hard
to care about decency
I don't want to ***
all over the seat,
it happens all the time
when I'm this far gone
so I shamelessly
get comfortable
and relief soon
enough sweeps
also:
I automatically leave
the seat down, you see
that makes me
some kind
of a
gentleman, right?
Feb 9, 2014
Feb 9, 2014 at 3:18 AM UTC
I'm the type of guy
who pees sitting down
when I'm a guest of
somebody's house
because
i may be a
drunkard but
it's not hard
to care about decency
I don't want to ***
all over the seat,
it happens all the time
when I'm this far gone
so I shamelessly
get comfortable
and relief soon
enough sweeps
also:
I automatically leave
the seat down, you see
that makes me
some kind
of a
gentleman, right?
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