"nits" poems
The wheel of the quivering meat
conception
Turns in the void expelling human beings,
Pigs, turtles, frogs, insects, nits,
Mice, lice, lizards, rats, roan
Racinghorses, poxy bucolic pigtics,
Horrible unnameable lice of vultures,
Murderous attacking dog-armies
Of Africa, Rhinos roaming in the
jungle,
Vast boars and huge gigantic bull
Elephants, rams, eagles, condors,
Pones and Porcupines and Pills-
All the endless conception of living
beings
Gnashing everywhere in Consciousness
Throughout the ten directions of space
Occupying all the quarters in & out,
From supermicroscopic no-bug
To huge Galaxy Lightyear Bowell
Illuminating the sky of one Mind-
Poor!
I wish I was free
of that slaving meat wheel
and safe in heaven dead.
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*Oh you nits, you lice, you bugs
You crawl around his head so smug
On the 1st day back at school
It really isn't very cool
Out comes the comb & the mousse
And through the tears I will unloose
Your vicious hold upon his hair
It's 8am - it isn't fair!
It's a war zone in our bathroom
As I eradicate the bugs of doom
As if we didn't have enough
Of things to do & other stuff
To get ourselves to the gates
Of the school & now we're late
Oh critters of the head & hair
Expunged you'll be from your lair
I'm going to flush you down the bath
Oh motherhood - you've gotta laugh!*
(C) Pixievic 2016
Feb 29, 2016
Feb 29, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC
Why did Noah take nits?
Let's pull this ark to bits,
God let Noah take two nits,
Plus two mosquitoes, each proboscis,
Gave humans encephalitis,
What is worse than this?
Why they bring malaria, blip!
What is worse than this?
As well as Noah's two nits,
God let Noah take two rats,
With two fleas on board, that's that,
So Noah brought bubonic plague,
While lovely unicorns floated away,
Then on all those wooden decks,
Noah took two woodpeckers, by heck,
So that was the end of Noah's Ark,
Lucky he wasn't eaten by sharks,
So, why God, did you plan all this, mate?
I know Noah was human to make mistakes,
Taking rats, fleas, mossies, and nits, great!
Was taking two nits more than fate?
Sep 2, 2016
Sep 2, 2016 at 9:53 PM UTC
I found a cure for head lice and nits,
This'll really thrill you to bits,
Pour coca-cola on infested heads,
Happy hoppies shall soon be dead,
But don't give the cola to your kids,
They'll all get intestinal nits!
To all the parents and teachers of kids,
Happy hoppies cured, no more nits!
Now didn't that thrill you to bits?
A verse written by Navajo the Nit!
Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 12:32 AM UTC
when i was 1 i weighed 100 ton
when i was 2 i fell in poo
when i was 3 everyone hated me
when i was 4 i was poor
when i was 5 i got stuck in a bee hive
when i was 6 i had lots of nits
when i was seven i cryed till i was 11
when i was 8 i had no mate
when i was 9 nothing was mine
when i was 10 i was chased by a hen
when i was 11 i was told i was 7
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 4:52 PM UTC
Dreaming for the dreamless nits.
I am afraid of my own dreams.
They are just just killing killing me.
I dont want any dreams since they are making me to feel apart.
The dreadly dreams are surrounding me.
They come and start troubling my mind and making me to be cowardly guy.
I dont want dreams they are ruining my freedom.
Please be away from me i dont want you anymore.
Go away from me please please.
Apr 29, 2012
Apr 29, 2012 at 5:43 AM UTC
You are the shark that tears me to bits
the ***** hairbrush that gives me nits
You are the liquid running down my cheeks
you are the my breaking after my confidence peaks
Jul 4, 2015
Jul 4, 2015 at 6:32 PM UTC
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Nov 17, 2018
Nov 17, 2018 at 5:44 AM UTC
Some times I wonder how I would cope
stranded on an Island sporting a thong made of rope
Not sure what I'd do about my hairy pits
And I've got curly hair so I'm sure I'd get nits
I suppose I could exfoliate with a coconut shell
but the unwanted hair would be absolute hell!
I could go without make up and pretty clothes
and I'd have time to practise my Yoga pose
I would work on my tan, relax and chill
even catch breakfast with my new fishing skills
This actually sounds like a dream to me
so much alone time, just me and the sea
I'd look fab with a tan and a body so ripped
cellulite gone and slender hips
Wearing a grass skirt, feeling it sway
feeling so alive eating my five-a-day!
May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC
Find yourself a nit.
So you can noisily pick it.
Find some tiny word’s ***
So you can busily kick it.
Ignore the real issues
Like who’s rotten to the pith,
And ***** about the clothes
Stars are bobbing for apples with.
Let’s pick on non-issues,
Like who is ******** who,
Unless it’s the government;
They can do what they want to.
Listen to the crazy rhetoric
Of some professional liars
And ignore the starving millions.
Boy, have we got crossed wires.
There will always be a nit
You can pick to your heart’s content.
Taxes are too high for the rich
The poor doesn’t pay enough rent.
And too many news channels
Keep telling the people the facts.
That makes the words you say
Sound not like how you act.
So call anyone who disagrees
Creators of alternate truths.
Blame the horrible crime rate
On left leaning depressed youth.
Pick those nits and mince words,
Vilify patriots and make them squeal.
Pick those nits and lie, lie, lie,
Until no it truth seems real.
Nov 9, 2017
Nov 9, 2017 at 9:54 PM UTC
their fetish and subsequent addiction,
with simple vocabulary -
their fetish and subsequent addiction
is to educate people with theories and
diagrams and teach them a vocabulary
which they later limit, censor,
so they can write their nice, pretty pretty pretty
poetry of limited vocabulary, and
because their limited vocabulary they wish
to limit the vocabulary of others,
they want us all to be paupers by vocabulary
standards of expression: say the nicest words,
and say the nicest words all the time...
you do that... and the fists emerge -
and as you see, obstructing the free-flow of words
creates restrictions in the experience of life,
but hey! you have political correctness,
otherwise known as status quo enforcers by
the number, the great post-colonial abortion of
connection with history, paradox of darwinism -
sever connection with the 19th century, let's go
straight back to the jungle and eating nits
off each other's heads like sharing thoughts and ideas!
what a debilitating decade we're living in;
the oddity of bad grammar due to over-emotion
(where typos evident).
Mar 11, 2016
Mar 11, 2016 at 7:39 PM UTC
YOU'VE GOT NITS!
Helen's mum
bellowed out
who've you been
locking heads
with at school?
Helen said
a girl's name
sit elsewhere
have to sit
where we're put
Helen cried
kneeling down
as her mum
combed her hair
with a comb
her mum sighed
I'm sorry
not your fault
her mum said
kissing her
daughter's tear
dampened cheek
Helen's hair
was washed with
Derbac soap
and her mum
combed her hair
through and through
then later
rinsed it through
and combed it
and combed it
what a stink
that stuff's got
her mum said
without her
spectacles
Helen was
almost blind
just a blur
of colours
and odd shapes
but the damp
kiss on cheek
would last her
long after
the Derbac
shampoo's reek.
Apr 22, 2015
Apr 22, 2015 at 2:21 AM UTC