choose a number
plus 4
plus 2
take away 2
take away the number you started with
answer is 4
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 4:56 PM UTC
when i was 1 i weighed 100 ton
when i was 2 i fell in poo
when i was 3 everyone hated me
when i was 4 i was poor
when i was 5 i got stuck in a bee hive
when i was 6 i had lots of nits
when i was seven i cryed till i was 11
when i was 8 i had no mate
when i was 9 nothing was mine
when i was 10 i was chased by a hen
when i was 11 i was told i was 7
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 4:52 PM UTC
if you have a brother
respect him cause you might not have another
they are speshil in their own way
you can ride down a mountain on a sleigh
the ylove you
this is very true
they care for you
so you should too
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 4:39 PM UTC
when i was 1 i owned a pond
when i was 2 i had a teddy called moo
when i was 3 everyone loved me
when i was 4 i went for a london tour
when 1 was 5 i strived
when i was 6 i had lots of ticks
when i was 7 everyone called me keaven
when i was 8 i had lots of mates
when i was 9 i had a chair made from pine
when i went to big ben
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 9:22 AM UTC
as black as night
as white as snow
as big as a aeroplane
as small as a nit
as hot as the sun
as cold as the fridge
as tall as a giraffe
as short as a koala
as fast as a fox
as slow as a slug
thin as paper
fat as an elephant
soft as a carpet
hard as iron
as intreasting as a lion
as boring as math
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC
I'm way more mature than you think
But I choose to have fun with my life
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 3:59 PM UTC
Days turn into weeks,
As weeks turn into months,
To Years and so forth
Till you've wasted your whole life
Waiting with nothing to show
Or leave behind,
But the faith you had in another
Who lived their life forgetting you.
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 3:58 PM UTC
I'm immobile
As my dentist blathers
On events and people
That don't matter.
I'd rather he just
Get IT done,
Leave rants and jokes
And silly puns
For one not in
His dental dungeon.
Today was his crowning glory,
When he'd finished needling me,
Before he filled my cavity,
He suggested
I see a cardiologist
To fill the hole
Found in my chest.
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 3:57 PM UTC
take a spoon full of emotion
add some english and maths
slice some siance
mix spanish, french and english
a clever brain with no mistakes
pour some brain glue on the brain
add the ears of a monkey
put the two sharp eyes of a cat
a head size of a small melon
the voice of a good gentleman
the peacness of a bird
leave it to trun into a human form
watch it say hello!
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 3:54 PM UTC