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"mitten" poems
**** ***** …………………..slick……slippery………………. ………………snatch……...vagina………………….. ……………mitten…………..kitten…………………. …………  pookie…………….treasure……………… …..……..pudding…………..poontang……………… …………..poonani…………..scootie……………….. ……………smitten…..………nookie………………... ………………sweet…..……...candy………………... ………………..warm……….mound………………..... …………………...sink……pink……………………….. ……………………bush….trim……………………….. ……………………………..…tight………………………………
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Jun 7, 2015
Jun 7, 2015 at 11:53 AM UTC
*****
A sea of white Favors hallowed ground Where dotted lines track snow angels And souls are lost to release A druid spell conjures delirious bliss Tasting the snowflakes Kissing the cold air Hugging the entire sky A great and simple magick stirs Holding mitten hands Warming nuzzle noses And the smell of her hair in winter
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Oct 28, 2018
Oct 28, 2018 at 9:54 PM UTC
A Sea of White
Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? Ye, champagne and roses, A bag full of poses, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? From London to Denver, you're glowing my ember, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? I know that you're fluffy, You're cute and you're puffy Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? The sun is a-shining, The silver a-lining, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl,   Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? The moon is a-gleaming For you I’m now dreaming, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl,   Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? So, come ye, and take me For you will not fake me, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr! Oh, ye little kitty-girl, kitty-girl, kitty-girl, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, why do ye purr? I love you, my kitten, So put on your mitten, Oh, ye little kitty-girl, that's why you purr!
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Nov 18, 2019
Nov 18, 2019 at 1:07 AM UTC
Oh, you little kitty-girl!
The sky was overcast, A gloomy sort of feel to the air, A gray haze cast over the corn stalks. The breeze was brisk, And brought goose bumps to my skin. I wrapped my arms tighter around myself, Reminding me of how you used to hold me. I took a deep breath and watched my exhale Disappear into the wind, my imaginary Cigarette smoke leaving my system. Only about an arm’s length away, I thought I saw something fall. Looking up into the sky, I saw nothing, but When I put my hand out, Palm up, A small white flake landed on my mitten. Autumn had passed, winter was here.
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Oct 14, 2013
Oct 14, 2013 at 12:14 PM UTC
The First Snow
masked from the winters snow surrounded by the color of cleanliness never have we touched his thick coat with mitten less hands for we know how cold burns i stride wearing my printed smile stainless steal plastic shine tasted less stale when i was a  child i used to play piano giving mocking birds words of their own so they too will forever be free like the ideas of a writer racing through his pen drawing out my lovely mothers eyes deepest blue like the oceans blanket always comfortably draping me till she closed them shut was the day i played broken keys snow settles as the color white only in my memories hands became mitten less for i know how the cold burns
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Dec 23, 2012
Dec 23, 2012 at 2:56 AM UTC
broken keys
He looked at me with luscious devious eyes so, I winked asked him did he want some action; his look was of a fatal attraction and his mind locked me in ******* his eyes denuded my flesh as he suckled my breast, I coiled in pleasured duress He licked his lips as I submitted to his lustful toying, moans acknowledge my attraction to his lascivious actions and he salivated ensnaring nakedness in roped interaction As his appetizing admonishment began; I wickedly grinned and to his chagrin; tightened my bonds, splayed cheeks coaxing me to seep as his tongue licked in calculated dips and I shuddered in satisfaction with each sip Wet lips began to quiver; each taunt delivered, hands slid behind back with another toy he attacked, eight inches long in & out, I began to sing a song as pleasure surged, wracking my body; begging for more each time its full measure dipped into my treasure I looked up as he turned me over dripping wet, I smiled, winked again with another wicked grin, fore, he had no idea what he'd gotten into; he tied up the wrong nymph, thought I was just a sweet kitten; had him smitten after gettin' a taste, as if, he'd lost his mitten playing with this sultry kitten
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Jun 29, 2012
Jun 29, 2012 at 4:50 AM UTC
Fatal Attraction
Sparks jettisoning into the crisp blackness, A vivid orange against the backdrop of ebony silence, Fairies of fire, winging their way home On an unexpected breeze. The bonfire a crackle, at once dangerous and comforting, A furnace ablaze with light, livid and burning with raw energy, Luring its annual admirers ever closer, As moths to a flame. The people, hatted and be-scarved, huddle, cluster, Sparklers whirling before them, glitzy with extravagance, Their wispy signatures hanging in the air, short-lived And fading, fading into nothing. And only now the fantasia of fireworks commences, The artist experimenting with line, with colour, his audience captive, And then at once, a dazzling fountain of jewelled light: ruby, jade, opal, sapphire, A painting of shimmering castles in the sky. And a middle-aged man with his son, glove to mitten; in his arms, a daughter, Her bright gaze betraying the hands over her ears, A snapshot of dizzy delight, breathless and enchanting, A simple picture of rare beauty. Later, with the remnants and debris of the evening lying discarded, Dying, the brave bonfire, now petered out, sizzles and smoulders, A scarlet and amber glow lingering on, Still warm with the memories of youth. Copyright Vicki Watson 2012
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Oct 19, 2013
Oct 19, 2013 at 6:03 PM UTC
Bonfire Night
If I could take you Home In my pocket You know that I would My Great-Lake state I'd hide you in my Closet And lock you inside My mind For if Jersey ever found You She just might Kick my Mid-West loving *** This love affair is Growing out of Control I find myself day-dreaming Of the time we Shared You live in my skin Everyday I long To be reunited With you Detroit Flint Grand Rapids Streaming straight through my Blood An IV attached to my Heart You twist in my head I can't sleep At night No amount of Counted sheep Can cure This disease The aching pain Of my soul split In half Well over Seven hundred miles I've taken Trains Buses Planes Cars And if I had it my way Nothing could keep us Apart I pray that one day We will be together Once more I will leave her for you I will Just not now.. No.. You see, New Jersey has a bit Of an attitude And if I left right now... Well.. It's tricky, my dear But I promise One day Some day I will be yours And you will be my Little mitten shaped Love And then, Only then We will know what it's like To be Blissfully happy
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Oct 11, 2010
Oct 11, 2010 at 8:36 PM UTC
Michigan
In the mitten The ground rolls In glaciers' paths Her wooden teeth Fertile and free Beneath canopies Of evergreen Cravings breed On beaches Of golden sand And freshwater seas The beauty of erosion Aesthetics genetic inclined Mother Earth divine
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May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015 at 10:38 AM UTC
MY SIDE OF THE MITT (Michigan)
stealing other poet's poems is so rampant and rife looters will attest to the works being of their original life with a swag of online poetry sites used by plagiarists plundering no poet's heart and soul efforts are dismissed from the sundering pilfers of verse ever busy themselves they're such industrious thieving elves should they take a fond liking for what you've written they'll stow your wonderful lines in a crook's mitten copyright and true possession of materials you've produced get no attention from they who've a penchant for something re-produced under our radar they do the wicked deed could be said they are so unethical of creed
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Feb 21, 2017
Feb 21, 2017 at 7:05 PM UTC
Unethical Of Creed
smitten by your face that looks like a kitten written poems that make me feel beaten rotten thinking about you often bitten on the heart, so listen sweeten my life like it's slitten a poem of ten dedicated for you like a mitten on cold days
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Feb 12, 2025
Feb 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM UTC
for you
Lately I have a downy Frown Letters read have clearly Degraded Supposed was Angrily written Hot Hands, here's a Mitten Stand up Fast, Lookin a tad Dizzy Stay on your Toes, Keep Bizzy. you can say it out LOUD. But I know you still think about it When you're all Alone. Thoughts rummage-in Cool Down, Hurry the Air is getting Thick Everybody looking Sick. Follow the Trace, keep Quiet. If you're not, we will find you silent. Hide your Face, it's too Late now. The Wolves Too are on The Prowl
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Oct 5, 2016
Oct 5, 2016 at 9:39 PM UTC
Messed up
She held his palms, rough against the cool air passing through small gaps of skin. She breathed the frost through her rasping throat, curling it with her tongue as it left her lips. He watched her with intent, his eyes unable to leave her. They moved with each other under the dim street lamps, their mitten covered hands bound tightly to one another. Finally, she managed to mumble those words, so soft and sweet as they wafted into the night sky, filling the stars with a drunken glow in their deepened atmosphere. Finally, he was able to receive them, take them in and feel his bones rattle, his heart race, and his mind pulse. They were in love, wandering on a bitter December, unable to comprehend the enormity of what they had tumbled to.
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Sep 26, 2012
Sep 26, 2012 at 12:20 AM UTC
I love you.
Every thought you have ever had Whether good or bad Sprung from the recesses of your mind A deliberating consciousness that is blind. Every feeling you have ever felt Was wound tightly with a deterministic belt Every word you have ever written Was written with a hand wearing a causal mitten. Free-will is an illusion and always has been, However, this is perhaps one elephant in the room best left unseen. Dualism is a false philosophy. We are a causal system, In a Universe governed by a causal piston. Libertarian free will is a delusion. However comforting it may feel to be free, I had no other option that to write these words, And be me. “Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer, Essays and Aphorisms
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Aug 22, 2017
Aug 22, 2017 at 4:53 AM UTC
I had no choice
I'm on the Corner waiting For the black Sedan to pick me Up I've got this Piece of paper telling Me this stranger's name I shiver because it's cold There's a little girl At the stop light who Is in a car with her mom She smiles at me An inoccent kindness As she draws on the foggy glass With mitten fingers She won't know why I stand here for About ten years or so So I smile back while Her mother growls And drives away
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Dec 2, 2010
Dec 2, 2010 at 8:09 AM UTC
The Corner
while reminiscing through the thickly pined forests, the gurgling streams and fiery sky, blinking through the notches and scars with blazing beauty, with sea's gentle drumbeat and silvery descendant of heavens, caress my numbing hands with a mitten woven with precious gems and heartstring
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Feb 1, 2018
Feb 1, 2018 at 12:35 AM UTC
Heartstring
We loved you Pumpkin pie And you Bahzie boy My bridge to the Equine kingdom Mitten, you made My wife like cats Begins a tragedy of three A tale of other kitties Stanley wandered too far A tragedy of traffic Babad not as far… Both waited for us No one wants to die alone But still, we’ve been blessed Goldie, I’m glad You loved me Little dog with A heart too big Thank you, Sue For trusting us with Trudy What a lucky man I am To garner such love and trust And of course, biggie guy, He who once was named Hunter: Gunther. (Inset sadness here) Chessy taught responsibility With insulin shots at 6 & 6 Tristan y Isolde (Stanley and Zolda) Operatic lives lived As comedy/tragedy And, et-hem; yes Even you, Ms. Berry Past denizens Of Chateau Flobo Let’s not not leave out The current cohorts: Free spirit, wild child Lucky Ducky Biggie boy found you You adopted us Ms. Black-in-the-box Moved herself in And Fred—well, Fred is just being Fred They all found us Not the other way around From a big family, We’ve loved/love a big family
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May 24, 2019
May 24, 2019 at 7:24 PM UTC
ROOTS
The way that winter comes at me, as if a stranger from a side street cold and dark accosting me. I turn my collar up. He hollers, "You, there!" Faster I walk, fear chilling me, a lamp post but a grey ghost in the fog. This **** winter, mugs me. He hits me in the face with frozen fists. He grabs me, stabs me in the side with knives of ice, slices at my heart, the home of hope. Supine, frost forming on my brow, I pray to boughs of willow trees; pines will sing my elegy. My mind drifts like snowdrifts: a mitten lost... fingers, nose, toes frostbitten... a lake of isolation...a sleigh with no horse...a blizzard of insanity. My blood thaws the frozen ground, then freezes. TOD HOWARD HAWKS
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Feb 14, 2021
Feb 14, 2021 at 10:34 AM UTC
THE WAY THAT WINTER COMES AT ME
I walk down the snow covered way Only hearing the snow screech under each stride I close my eyes and think of what it used to be like…. The flames of the sizzling fire crackling to each kindle thrown on, I was happy then Cocoa & cookies always warmed me up Life was so easy no worry no cares I can feel the sun blind me while I sled down the hill Life’s little pleasures were always so sweet…. I open my eyes to reality again My world now that is masked with a dull light I sit down and cry for a while, I take a deep breath Walking back home my breath puffed before me Tears steaming off my face as I wipe them away with my mitten I get inside & retire for the evening I look out the window my face wet from weeping Sigh one last time and close the curtain to call it a night Bye sweet world you are still quite a sight
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Jan 20, 2011
Jan 20, 2011 at 8:49 AM UTC
My World My Life
**** ***** …………………..slick……slippery………………. ………………snatch……...vagina………………….. ……………mitten…………..kitten…………………. ………… pookie…………….treasure……………… …..……..pudding…………..poontang……………… …………..poonani…………..scootie……………….. ……………smitten…..………nookie………………... ………………sweet…..……...candy………………... ………………..warm……….mound………………..... …………………...sink……pink……………………….. ……………………bush….trim……………………….. ……………………………..…tight………………………………
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Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 3:39 PM UTC
Untitled
Of Baseball, Poetry and the Human Condition ~~ From  “The Art of Fielding.” by Chad Harbach "You loved it,” he writes of the game (baseball), “because you considered it an art: an apparently pointless affair, undertaken by people with a special aptitude, which sidestepped attempts to paraphrase its value yet somehow seemed to communicate something true or even crucial about the Human Condition. The Human Condition being, basically, that we’re alive and have access to beauty, can even erratically create it, but will someday be dead and will not." ~~ and thus, the circling noose grows ever small, binding the obvious and unblinding the oblivious more than the mere, poetry in baseball, for both forms of art, knowledge intuited from watching the catcher's body weave this way and that, a dancer en pointe, arms raised in worship, addressing the heavens with a body's broad brush strokes, all to catch with concentrated skill, a lazy, towering popup, climaxing oft with an exclamation point - a perilous desperation leap into the dugout encampment of the inimical opposition yeah, yeah, sure, sure, you knew that, tho daring to verbalize same, before the age of thirty, presumed maturity, was not an act of the sane of heart, or the sound of mind with body melded what you dared not admit was that the conditional principle, was primal and not tangential, though perhaps, some itinerant fathers foolishly mumbled incoherently of life's linkages and motifs parallel of that desperate beauty, the ferric magnetic irony, that our full access pass to envisioning the finery, imaging the stuff of our own daily creation genesis, whether concocting undisciplined disassembled parts, called words, into a singular line, a stanza that froze your lungs from the boredom of the regularity of heaving and breathing, was in no way different than the curvature of the boy's arm in desperation outstretched, seeking spectacular safety for a well hit ball of cork into a worn leather mitten and thus confirming his humanity to the watching tribal membership and these momentary moments of momentousness, will live forever until we die, judged of equal stature, a soldiers stripes, ribbons of his theaters of service, medals of the honor and the errors of his own truthful, youthful and crucial human condition
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Apr 21, 2017
Apr 21, 2017 at 4:57 PM UTC
Of Baseball, Poetry and the Human Condition
Of Baseball, Poetry and the Human Condition ~~ From  “The Art of Fielding.” by Chad Harbach "You loved it,” he writes of the game (baseball), “because you considered it an art: an apparently pointless affair, undertaken by people with a special aptitude, which sidestepped attempts to paraphrase its value yet somehow seemed to communicate something true or even crucial about the Human Condition. The Human Condition being, basically, that we’re alive and have access to beauty, can even erratically create it, but will someday be dead and will not." ~~ and thus, the circling noose grows ever small, binding the obvious and unblinding the oblivious more than the mere, poetry in baseball, for both forms of art, knowledge intuited from watching the catcher's body weave this way and that, a dancer en pointe, arms raised in worship, addressing the heavens with a body's broad brush strokes, all to catch with concentrated skill, a lazy, towering popup, climaxing oft with an exclamation point - a perilous desperation leap into the dugout encampment of the inimical opposition yeah, yeah, sure, sure, you knew that, tho daring to verbalize same, before the age of thirty, presumed maturity, was not an act of the sane of heart, or the sound of mind with body melded what you dared not admit was that the conditional principle, was primal and not tangential, though perhaps, some itinerant fathers foolishly mumbled incoherently of life's linkages and motifs parallel of that desperate beauty, the ferric magnetic irony, that our full access pass to envisioning the finery, imaging the stuff of our own daily creation genesis, whether concocting undisciplined disassembled parts, called words, into a singular line, a stanza that froze your lungs from the boredom of the regularity of heaving and breathing, was in no way different than the curvature of the boy's arm in desperation outstretched, seeking spectacular safety for a well hit ball of cork into a worn leather mitten and thus confirming his humanity to the watching tribal membership and these momentary moments of momentousness, will live forever until we die, judged of equal stature, a soldiers stripes, ribbons of his theaters of service, medals of the honor and the errors of his own truthful, youthful and crucial human condition
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Run away with me. Place your mitten-hand in mine And discover what it is like To be children of the wind. Run away with me, To a dream of a field Where angels play at snowy dawn, Clueless of where we are really going Yet hopeful nonetheless. Run away with me Far from this world Of rust and stormy hollows That only ages our hearts And wishes to turn us into orphans. Run away with me. Lace up your boots, Kiss your mother goodbye. Meet me by the river Where we will run away If only to sit under a tree, Knee to knee, Foreheads pressed together, Staring into each other's eyes And grinning with our baby teeth, Thankful that for a moment, "We are here, We are here, And we are not there."
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Aug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 12:59 AM UTC
Run Away with Me
I'm constantly lamenting zero notifications on the newsfeed because I live in Plato's cave as nothing but a living shadow. I never see myself being happy, just euphoric, and the difference is an obvious jut between the peaceful Bodhisatva making eternity his home in the calm moon-lit night of China-like hills in Oregon, and ****** pressed into a varicose vein and kablam, hello peace. Hello, peace. I'd say I'm manic. As in I'm elastic, and life makes my brain muscle so ******* spastic, I can't help but wonder if I've wandered to far into the realm of happy-sadness because everything I do is spoken word in ad lib, I'm not so sure about this self-help stuff, this self-improvement, the idea is soothing, but I think I was late to whatever point was made in its benefit *** I still feel sad, and that's it. and somebody telling me how to feel good just makes me feel worse *** why don't I feel real? why does it feel like everything I do is a near-life experience, I'm just waiting to wake up and as far as I can tell, it's the same as waiting to die-- I'm not trying to be depressing. I'm just looking for the lesson to lessen the mess on the desk of my head.. cluttered with butter, shattered and muttering my final dictates to whatever half of me knows it's all okay forever and ever. I'm still in love with everyone I ever said I was, I try to pretend her blood-soaked departure isn't the reason I fake a British accent at parties to make myself seem more attractive to everyone including myself, but who am I kidding? what kind of trick is it to wear this mitten, even if I admit it and it's just a part of me indulging in the holy trinity of my father, my son, and the holy ghost.. who IS the holy ghost? I'm the holy ghost because I have never met myself beyond mirrors and photographs and it's not quite the same as the way I knew you. I know all of you better than I know myself.
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 3:19 PM UTC
coastal break
I'm constantly lamenting zero notifications on the newsfeed because I live in Plato's cave as nothing but a living shadow. I never see myself being happy, just euphoric, and the difference is an obvious jut between the peaceful Bodhisatva making eternity his home in the calm moon-lit night of China-like hills in Oregon, and ****** pressed into a varicose vein and kablam, hello peace. Hello, peace. I'd say I'm manic. As in I'm elastic, and life makes my brain muscle so ******* spastic, I can't help but wonder if I've wandered to far into the realm of happy-sadness because everything I do is spoken word in ad lib, I'm not so sure about this self-help stuff, this self-improvement, the idea is soothing, but I think I was late to whatever point was made in its benefit *** I still feel sad, and that's it. and somebody telling me how to feel good just makes me feel worse *** why don't I feel real? why does it feel like everything I do is a near-life experience, I'm just waiting to wake up and as far as I can tell, it's the same as waiting to die-- I'm not trying to be depressing. I'm just looking for the lesson to lessen the mess on the desk of my head.. cluttered with butter, shattered and muttering my final dictates to whatever half of me knows it's all okay forever and ever. I'm still in love with everyone I ever said I was, I try to pretend her blood-soaked departure isn't the reason I fake a British accent at parties to make myself seem more attractive to everyone including myself, but who am I kidding? what kind of trick is it to wear this mitten, even if I admit it and it's just a part of me indulging in the holy trinity of my father, my son, and the holy ghost.. who IS the holy ghost? I'm the holy ghost because I have never met myself beyond mirrors and photographs and it's not quite the same as the way I knew you. I know all of you better than I know myself.
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Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing, Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush, And why is a rear called a toosh, not a **** What is the plural of mitt? Is it mitten? And what's a caboodle if there is no kit'n? Do women count coins when they go through their change? Is all lucre filthy? Are bedfellows strange? You can't have the willie, the heebee or jitter, And patter is noisy unless it's with pitter. If a guy's queer, is he gay or just odd? And if a girl's skinny, is she still a "broad"? Can you do a flip? That's an interesting word... Flip a house or a pancake or even a bird! You'd never say fum without fee, fi or foe, And why do we go to the bathroom... to go? Slim chance or fat, they are one and the same, And **** can be naughty unless it's your name! So if you love words and you don't take them lightly, You'll find by and by that you can-can write rightly! Source: http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/war-of-the-words#ixzz35Z943NKD Family Friend Poems Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing, Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush, And why is a rear called a toosh, not a **** What is the plural of mitt? Is it mitten? And what's a caboodle if there is no kit'n? Do women count coins when they go through their change? Is all lucre filthy? Are bedfellows strange? You can't have the willie, the heebee or jitter, And patter is noisy unless it's with pitter. If a guy's queer, is he gay or just odd? And if a girl's skinny, is she still a "broad"? Can you do a flip? That's an interesting word... Flip a house or a pancake or even a bird! You'd never say fum without fee, fi or foe, And why do we go to the bathroom... to go? Slim chance or fat, they are one and the same, And **** can be naughty unless it's your name! So if you love words and you don't take them lightly, You'll find by and by that you can-can write rightly!
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 10:12 AM UTC
Words
Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing, Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush, And why is a rear called a toosh, not a **** What is the plural of mitt? Is it mitten? And what's a caboodle if there is no kit'n? Do women count coins when they go through their change? Is all lucre filthy? Are bedfellows strange? You can't have the willie, the heebee or jitter, And patter is noisy unless it's with pitter. If a guy's queer, is he gay or just odd? And if a girl's skinny, is she still a "broad"? Can you do a flip? That's an interesting word... Flip a house or a pancake or even a bird! You'd never say fum without fee, fi or foe, And why do we go to the bathroom... to go? Slim chance or fat, they are one and the same, And **** can be naughty unless it's your name! So if you love words and you don't take them lightly, You'll find by and by that you can-can write rightly! Source: http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/war-of-the-words#ixzz35Z943NKD Family Friend Poems Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing, Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush, And why is a rear called a toosh, not a **** What is the plural of mitt? Is it mitten? And what's a caboodle if there is no kit'n? Do women count coins when they go through their change? Is all lucre filthy? Are bedfellows strange? You can't have the willie, the heebee or jitter, And patter is noisy unless it's with pitter. If a guy's queer, is he gay or just odd? And if a girl's skinny, is she still a "broad"? Can you do a flip? That's an interesting word... Flip a house or a pancake or even a bird! You'd never say fum without fee, fi or foe, And why do we go to the bathroom... to go? Slim chance or fat, they are one and the same, And **** can be naughty unless it's your name! So if you love words and you don't take them lightly, You'll find by and by that you can-can write rightly!
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i have two hands and one mitten. where is the other pair?
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Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 9:15 AM UTC
MY MISSING MITTEN