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I live in the birth of Nintendo vs Sony vs Sega Trying to beat that high score in the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat Combat with a K That innovative **** I survived the destruction of Sega Dreamcast As they became third party And Microsoft took their place with Xbox and Ninja Gaiden Alive from that old arcade I live in the awing of the interactive Wii And internet friendly Playstation 3 I also live in the original Mario Bros and Pac Man and... Terminator vs. Robo-Cop Yea I bet you don't remember that one Or Galaga or Excitebike Or even that good old Asteroid, space dodging, alien blasting Spacce Invaders! Yea, I'm from Nintendoland No... Segaworld Nah... Sony City Nu uhn... Microsoft... Can't even think of a place for that I am from that video gamer nation That fight, hack, slash, race, create, explore, role-play Even play those insane sports See I'm from that... See, I am from that... I am from that Video gamer heaven descended That has that powerful curiosity and love for that Space Invaders! No That love for all video games And that memory of the ****** game graveyard Where E.T. now resides... See, I'm part of the new gen Trying to play Street Fighter 4, Final Fantasy XIII, Star Ocean Saying "I go harder than you young bloods cause I played Space Invaders!" So, what era am I from? I'm from the era of all gamers Playing Space Invaders Space Invaders! I'm from the "Game of the Year goes to..." Mario, Tekken, Metal Slug Namco, Sega, Bandai, Konami All those companies that started as something else But realized their calling was for our nation Cause you see I'm from that Old school Nintendo New School Wii Old school Playstation New school PS3 Old school Sega New school Microsoft 360 I'm from a legacy that always succeeds in giving us dreams That always seem to revert back to that Old school Asteroid, space dodging, alien blasting Space Invaders!!!!!
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Apr 27, 2013
Apr 27, 2013 at 3:39 PM UTC
Space Invaders
I live in the birth of Nintendo vs Sony vs Sega Trying to beat that high score in the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat Combat with a K That innovative **** I survived the destruction of Sega Dreamcast As they became third party And Microsoft took their place with Xbox and Ninja Gaiden Alive from that old arcade I live in the awing of the interactive Wii And internet friendly Playstation 3 I also live in the original Mario Bros and Pac Man and... Terminator vs. Robo-Cop Yea I bet you don't remember that one Or Galaga or Excitebike Or even that good old Asteroid, space dodging, alien blasting Spacce Invaders! Yea, I'm from Nintendoland No... Segaworld Nah... Sony City Nu uhn... Microsoft... Can't even think of a place for that I am from that video gamer nation That fight, hack, slash, race, create, explore, role-play Even play those insane sports See I'm from that... See, I am from that... I am from that Video gamer heaven descended That has that powerful curiosity and love for that Space Invaders! No That love for all video games And that memory of the ****** game graveyard Where E.T. now resides... See, I'm part of the new gen Trying to play Street Fighter 4, Final Fantasy XIII, Star Ocean Saying "I go harder than you young bloods cause I played Space Invaders!" So, what era am I from? I'm from the era of all gamers Playing Space Invaders Space Invaders! I'm from the "Game of the Year goes to..." Mario, Tekken, Metal Slug Namco, Sega, Bandai, Konami All those companies that started as something else But realized their calling was for our nation Cause you see I'm from that Old school Nintendo New School Wii Old school Playstation New school PS3 Old school Sega New school Microsoft 360 I'm from a legacy that always succeeds in giving us dreams That always seem to revert back to that Old school Asteroid, space dodging, alien blasting Space Invaders!!!!!
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So the day I say I'm done,and finished with it all.. Was the same day that the house of cards I built began to fall, Karma huffed and puffed and blew it all away, Whether i deserved it or not? well its hard to say, I need to take it easy but im living life the harder way , Living life day to day - there's gotta be a better way, Love Drunk from the potions from Amy's wine house , I sobered up but it was only to find out - Your lion-like roars turned to Microsoft words, I was in my own word - she was in hers, No, I'm not modest and dishonesty's a problem for my nerves, Approach the point of no return? We def on the verge, Better yet the brink, and to think, our past you rubbed away - Washed down the metaphorical sink, And now all sounds of trouble power point to YOU, My mind is now tainted, as you are in my point of view, I'd hate to break the glue we used to make the news, But i have to go away from you - Later boo..
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Dec 15, 2023
Dec 15, 2023 at 2:37 PM UTC
Ms. Take
I'm so tired of scammers! There are so many around! For every situation, A scammer is to be found. There's the email message From a "friend" stuck overseas Whose money has been stolen-- Who needs your help, please. Have you received the phone call Saying that you're in big trouble With the I.R.S. and insisting That you must pay on the double? Computer hackers will take Your PC hostage and say That you'll lose ALL your computer Data unless you pay. What about being a winner Of a contest? All you must do Is forward them some money And they'll send the "winnings" to you. If you by chance get a call From "Microsoft" or "Dell" Saying your account's in danger, Tell them to go to hell. Scamming probably reaches Far back into history. The demise of the Neanderthals Might not have been a mystery. Did early **** sapiens With carefully planned persistence Scam neanderthalensis Out of its earthly existence? If scammers had put their know-how In a positive direction, We could say, "Three cheers For natural selection!" But, no, we're stuck with scammers-- A problem that clearly shows That if we want to survive, We've got to be on our toes! - by Bob B
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Nov 6, 2016
Nov 6, 2016 at 8:16 AM UTC
Scammers
While yes, I have a résumé It does no justice describing mé So I'll leave this here for all to see All I ask is please hire me I'm great with sales and communication I can create tales with no hesitation Been fixing PCs since '99 Right after I broke all of mine I don't do drugs I don't cause fights I won't give shrugs to new insights I can Photoshop best selling ads and tell corny jokes just like most dads I write HTML and CSS I can kinda spell At least try my best Started my first business in 5th grade Profiting from the paper airplane trade I'm a fast learner, a problem solver, a trust earner, an idea causer, a spreadsheet slayer, a real team player While I'm no photography guru I've actually had a paid gig or two Dove into video editing way back when MySpace was a thing Oh yeah. Plus I'm proficient with Microsoft Office.
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Nov 2, 2018
Nov 2, 2018 at 2:17 AM UTC
Please Hire Me
Author:  Kristen Stevens Sunday, June 21, 2009 Current mood:outside the loop And yes I know that's a plagiarization (real word??? no matter) of a stupid show...but you shouldn't watch it anyway so there. ME! Last week, as you may have heard was not of the fun, so this week in comparison rocked! And, yes, I am going to end every sentence with exclamations! (it's for the sarcastic effect don't panic) As such I’m going to let YOU write my entry…you’ll see. Once upon a time there was a ______ (adj.) girl. She loved her xbox very much. One day an evil ________(noun) descended on the precious object and smote it with the fury of _______(name of a god). The girl ___________(verb) for many minutes staring at the remains of her once beloved box. She promptly went to the other, less amusing, magic box and asked for _______(noun). She____________(adv.) navigated her way through treacherous and distracting destinations. As she approached the official site, a most ___________(adj.) thing occurred. The destination was ________(noun). Much like the construction in her hamlet, it prevented her from registering her distress. Days _______(noun) slowly, with still no relief for ________(pronoun). What’s a girl to do when  ________(frustrating situation)? In her profession the customers would not appreciate it if she came after them with___________(weapon of choice from popular video game). It had been one week, since the demise of _______(object). She no longer was _______(emotion). The days were literally ________(color). Rain fell _______(verb ending in –ing) the streets. There was still no reply from the xbox deity. Thus ends the tale of piteous woe. This girl has been considering swearing fealty to another more worthy gaming god! There are three systems and I own two of them! Don’t make me get the third! This is a threat! (not you guys, the __________{insert favorite utterance} at Microsoft) goes away quietly muttering to self unkind and unpleasant things that should be done to xbox distributors By the way, how was that I figure, if you’re going to take the time to read it. I should give you something fun to do at the same time. Who doesn’t like madlibs? Huh?
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Sep 21, 2010
Sep 21, 2010 at 8:23 AM UTC
Who had the best week ever?
Author:  Kristen Stevens Sunday, June 21, 2009 Current mood:outside the loop And yes I know that's a plagiarization (real word??? no matter) of a stupid show...but you shouldn't watch it anyway so there. ME! Last week, as you may have heard was not of the fun, so this week in comparison rocked! And, yes, I am going to end every sentence with exclamations! (it's for the sarcastic effect don't panic) As such I’m going to let YOU write my entry…you’ll see. Once upon a time there was a ______ (adj.) girl. She loved her xbox very much. One day an evil ________(noun) descended on the precious object and smote it with the fury of _______(name of a god). The girl ___________(verb) for many minutes staring at the remains of her once beloved box. She promptly went to the other, less amusing, magic box and asked for _______(noun). She____________(adv.) navigated her way through treacherous and distracting destinations. As she approached the official site, a most ___________(adj.) thing occurred. The destination was ________(noun). Much like the construction in her hamlet, it prevented her from registering her distress. Days _______(noun) slowly, with still no relief for ________(pronoun). What’s a girl to do when  ________(frustrating situation)? In her profession the customers would not appreciate it if she came after them with___________(weapon of choice from popular video game). It had been one week, since the demise of _______(object). She no longer was _______(emotion). The days were literally ________(color). Rain fell _______(verb ending in –ing) the streets. There was still no reply from the xbox deity. Thus ends the tale of piteous woe. This girl has been considering swearing fealty to another more worthy gaming god! There are three systems and I own two of them! Don’t make me get the third! This is a threat! (not you guys, the __________{insert favorite utterance} at Microsoft) goes away quietly muttering to self unkind and unpleasant things that should be done to xbox distributors By the way, how was that I figure, if you’re going to take the time to read it. I should give you something fun to do at the same time. Who doesn’t like madlibs? Huh?
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Gates climb News and paraphernalia Modern communication Internet on vacation Today, rural Australia Goes awol in valleys, hills As seeking when hiding Frustration biding Trees, various pitfalls An Insufficient population Say Cannot build towers Excuses bely hours Trying, for connection Work with what's known Try cavalier solutions   It's the execution When, creativity shown First try computer waving Above head I'm shaking Signal not taking Despite, the swaying Next option lying on floor Hint of access, fleeting Patchy greeting So slow, won't store Then stand on top of bed Try to reach high ceiling Wobbly feeling Response, still lead Despite heat, go outside The temperature violent Connection silent If Home far, just beside Time past, similarly stung Found access best rate The paddock gate Balancing, top rung Troop to gate hopes keen As Searing heat, metal Stand and settle Tightly, cradle machine Process long, time lost A Connection success Finally access But who, counts cost? Eventually, its loaded mail As Balancing hold keen Humorous scene As Sway, in light pale Internet access by Gates Not Bill, Steve, Microsoft Hung steel aloft So basic, surely debates Climbing for a signal now Is the practical response Sadly ensconced As Rural, area know how But surely it must be time When access essential Internet critical Yet today, gates climb
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 7:45 PM UTC
Gates climb
Islamist Extremists. Boat Capsized. Obama and Nelson Mandela. Celebrity Lies. Plane Crash. Forest Fires. Missing Girl. Handgun-buyers. Amazon Lawsuit. ANT-MAN. Low Supplies! Walmart Empty Shelves. Chinese Food Scandal. Microsoft Layoffs. Heat and Gasoline. Oil. Mad Max! Comic Book Convention Drama. Breast Lumps and Swelling. Television. Veteran's Hospitals. Israel and Gaza Fight On. Beachgoers Hit by Lightning. Baseball Drinking Songs. Sci-fi, Wi-fi, Ebola, and Libya. Ukraine. Venezuela. Marriage. Liver failure. Allen Webster. USA. RACE CARS. Global Catastrophe Down to Warming of the Earth. Dinosaurs Had Feathers. MH17. Profits. Desert Bakery. Syria. We Must be Mad. Philippines: 100 Million People on an Island. Salmonella Lawsuit. Cheeseburger Diet. Twinkies Never Going Bad. Putin, Palin, and the Tour de France. Fracking. Cats and Dogs.
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Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014 at 10:36 PM UTC
News
Let me apologize to begin with For the way I have to say this to you Instant and digital with the flawless 12 point form in a unison moment All these words flow like lies from a child And flawed, a 1984 Brave New World Jacked in and online, I swear to God Microsoft is a virus in my veins and the Side-effects leave me nauseated and yet Comforted with the connection I feel With everyone under this epidemic And Mac is a twisted strain of my particular Insanity. Glossy and chic in my pocket, on the go, Steve Jobs is the ancestor of Doctor Wily Making *** some bandwagon that needs jumping Like SkyNet will make me safer, I’ve heard it before I wish this paper was yellow and crackling With the orange firelight it was written under On a sofa, pipe in hand, with the Raven tapping Melodramatic to the point of genius Rather then the cliché that emotion has somehow become And abbreviations become acronyms and symbols Who has killed the fair maiden of language? Beautifully laid and strung, pearls upon my page Folded into my pockets and on the margins of reality Like a child unwilling to wait to show his parents The words escape and flee and I panic, pen trembling Mind to tongue to hand and nerves in the ink Like meter and scheme trying to restrain this infinite Strand of DNA that is the flawless combinations of letters And letters! Curved like a woman tempting and pleasing To round my pen and finding sanity in the corners and points Or the cursive dribble of calligraphic art practiced endlessly By the scholars, monks, orphans, or even the X of a slave Bearing his mark, leaving himself branded on the page But I most apologize, I will get carried away And that is not the way Times New Romans likes it
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Mar 15, 2011
Mar 15, 2011 at 7:23 PM UTC
Microsoft Word Took my Voice
Let me apologize to begin with For the way I have to say this to you Instant and digital with the flawless 12 point form in a unison moment All these words flow like lies from a child And flawed, a 1984 Brave New World Jacked in and online, I swear to God Microsoft is a virus in my veins and the Side-effects leave me nauseated and yet Comforted with the connection I feel With everyone under this epidemic And Mac is a twisted strain of my particular Insanity. Glossy and chic in my pocket, on the go, Steve Jobs is the ancestor of Doctor Wily Making *** some bandwagon that needs jumping Like SkyNet will make me safer, I’ve heard it before I wish this paper was yellow and crackling With the orange firelight it was written under On a sofa, pipe in hand, with the Raven tapping Melodramatic to the point of genius Rather then the cliché that emotion has somehow become And abbreviations become acronyms and symbols Who has killed the fair maiden of language? Beautifully laid and strung, pearls upon my page Folded into my pockets and on the margins of reality Like a child unwilling to wait to show his parents The words escape and flee and I panic, pen trembling Mind to tongue to hand and nerves in the ink Like meter and scheme trying to restrain this infinite Strand of DNA that is the flawless combinations of letters And letters! Curved like a woman tempting and pleasing To round my pen and finding sanity in the corners and points Or the cursive dribble of calligraphic art practiced endlessly By the scholars, monks, orphans, or even the X of a slave Bearing his mark, leaving himself branded on the page But I most apologize, I will get carried away And that is not the way Times New Romans likes it
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On the massive Shoulders of Microsoft are... Children's games Search for names Weather reports Scores for Sports Travel news Rythmn & Blues Hotel prices Adult Devices Chinese Quisine Night Scene Machine Screw's High Heeled Shoes Butter Knife Future Wife Candy Crush Makeup Blush Family Tree Spending Spree Natural Pearls Web Cam Girls Rental Hall Disco ***** Dance Clubs Irish Pubs Paternity Tests Financial Invests Mortgage Brokers On Line Poker and, so much  more.....JMF 2/21/15
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Feb 21, 2015
Feb 21, 2015 at 9:15 AM UTC
Internet
*Smart phone paranoia, contagious at best Has the zombies a stumbling the streets without rest Transfixed to their cellphones, oblivious to all By the lure of the Tweet and the Facebook’s enthrall It’s ironically depressing that with all of this spin When you download the Apps…the Devil walks in. They access your contacts, Your banking, your loans Your credit card details, unravel your phones, Delve into your Facebook and spy on your life, Check back through your history and peek at the wife. They sell all your secrets to bidders galore And when you go bankrupt… they’ll show you the door. It’s “Caveat Emptor” or Buyer Beware ‘Cos technology’s clawed onto us by the hair, It’s the Devil you do or the Devil you don’t It’s progress with the crowd or resist and you won’t Compulsion is growing by systems in place By government, banking and big business pace Through Google and Apple and Microsoft sway The data is mined and the marketeer’s pay. Tomorrow is here and we don’t have a choice Ya live without Smartphone…ya won’t have a voice. And the dragnet for data accessed by the Apps And the sensors and whereabouts GPS tracks, With the malware evolving to beauteous height Means ya privacy’s shot and ya turn out the light.* PS: Beneficium accipere liberatum est vendere      (To accept a favour…is to sell one’s freedom!) Marshalg Waiting for it all to come back and bite me on the **** Pukehana AUCKLAND 21 February 2014
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Feb 21, 2014
Feb 21, 2014 at 4:44 PM UTC
Caveat Emptor
I'm studying real poets. Shelley, Sandburg, Frost, and Wordsworth. Coleridge, Blake, and William Butler Yeats. Do you know why they're considered real poets? Because they made art, not hashtag trends. Wrote from Experience with black quill pens. Sure, they got high, but wrote on instinct. And The Road Not Taken doesn't mean what you think. They wrote about about life and the world that they heard, not ******* in the margins of Microsoft Word.
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Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 2:45 PM UTC
I'm Studying Real Poets
You make me worry about losing my memory. Because right now I've reached a stage where I've forgotten to forget you, so if I really did lose my memory I wouldn't just be losing my identity, but also you. And the problem is, I can live without knowing myself, but wouldn't survive a second without knowing you. You make me want to write poems. My fingers crave to type endlessly until I've written more words than the bible and the encyclopaedias A-Z combined into infinity, but my brain numbs. I'm bilingual but thinking of you makes me inarticulate in both, and fluent in clichés instead. You make me feel like a 16 year old...scrap that, a 14 year old, falling in love for the first time, and I'm neither. Lately I've been spending a lifetime editing photos of you and me, on Microsoft Paint, adding hearts and stars and lipstick marks. And tagging you in every quote, video, song and photo on facebook, provided they have a remote connection to something romantic. You make me want to break Pastor Aeternus , after 12 years of Sunday school, as a student and a teacher. I want to travel between Testaments, arguing with prophets and saints, trying to explain how you make me feel, crave, arouse. Because each time we meet, even before we speak, or touch, the demon within me is awaken, beholding the paradise in your eyes. You make me want to ****** you, even after 4 months, and 3 weeks, of a solid relationship. To wear make-up and high heels, to dress up or down or... not, provoking, tempting and coaxing to take a bite out of the same apple, but deeper, tying you to the bed and taking you in a kitchen, just to see that pure expression of bliss on your face. You make me search the depth of my soul, the bottom of my heart and every corner of my mind, for more love to give you, everyday. Paint the future in any colour, shape or form, and when you're done, place me in it, because I will always fit right in, just like when we spoon. Someday, when we're standing next to God I will ask him to show you the timeline, when he sent you from heaven into my life, because only an Angel could make this fragile heart, fall in love again.
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Apr 7, 2012
Apr 7, 2012 at 9:05 PM UTC
Dear Lover
You make me worry about losing my memory. Because right now I've reached a stage where I've forgotten to forget you, so if I really did lose my memory I wouldn't just be losing my identity, but also you. And the problem is, I can live without knowing myself, but wouldn't survive a second without knowing you. You make me want to write poems. My fingers crave to type endlessly until I've written more words than the bible and the encyclopaedias A-Z combined into infinity, but my brain numbs. I'm bilingual but thinking of you makes me inarticulate in both, and fluent in clichés instead. You make me feel like a 16 year old...scrap that, a 14 year old, falling in love for the first time, and I'm neither. Lately I've been spending a lifetime editing photos of you and me, on Microsoft Paint, adding hearts and stars and lipstick marks. And tagging you in every quote, video, song and photo on facebook, provided they have a remote connection to something romantic. You make me want to break Pastor Aeternus , after 12 years of Sunday school, as a student and a teacher. I want to travel between Testaments, arguing with prophets and saints, trying to explain how you make me feel, crave, arouse. Because each time we meet, even before we speak, or touch, the demon within me is awaken, beholding the paradise in your eyes. You make me want to ****** you, even after 4 months, and 3 weeks, of a solid relationship. To wear make-up and high heels, to dress up or down or... not, provoking, tempting and coaxing to take a bite out of the same apple, but deeper, tying you to the bed and taking you in a kitchen, just to see that pure expression of bliss on your face. You make me search the depth of my soul, the bottom of my heart and every corner of my mind, for more love to give you, everyday. Paint the future in any colour, shape or form, and when you're done, place me in it, because I will always fit right in, just like when we spoon. Someday, when we're standing next to God I will ask him to show you the timeline, when he sent you from heaven into my life, because only an Angel could make this fragile heart, fall in love again.
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Some dreams are significant Some dreams are just fantasies Some dreams are useless Some dreams are idiotic Dreams can make you unique Dreams can be your drive Dreams can help you develop a vision Dreams can make you a dynamic person We all dream so you are not unique You can sing and you dream to be star, You are smart and you dream to work at Microsoft, You have access to money and want to open another Google, guess what??? You are not unique. You must resist and transform structures You must claim responsibility You must produce knowledge You must move through space and cause disruptions You must affect people by induction If you become normal then you don't exist To exist there must be exceptionalism The normal have no history The normal have no memory You are nothing...
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Apr 9, 2016
Apr 9, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC
You Are Nothing...
Type it out you ******* this could be The last one For a little while. I made a promise with myself Or whoever that shady character is, Outside On the deck with me The one who Makes fun of me Delete words as I puke this Poem? Out.   Its best that me and this keyboard become friends My anger towards, understand and accepting What is proper type, Or am I the proper type Of guy who wants Vegas And EDM And MDMA in My life So writing Or typing Whatever Which one Of me Wants to deem it for only when I dream It, cheap rhyme, I want my style to be my own And I want my intoxicated Meaningful Ramblings to be a Part of it A part of the Bigger picture. I will only type **** like this when i am not sober. Sober sure is funny And not just a funny word Smiley face emoticon Emoticon is not a typo .... Dear lord, oh god oh mighty, Blasphemy that I would Even start Talkin' about galaxies and universes outside of this one Puke some more As I delete and pull Words From One Line To the Next Without Giving a **** That my Microsoft word Capitalizes Every text My little brother text (texted?) Me tonight and said "Get more ink For the typewriter" . Aside for my desire to ramble on about Getting more ink The 16 year ol’ champ Is right My biggest dreams at this moment Are childlike If that’s a good thing… Then my 6 year game plan From this day is in jeopardy. Autocorrect me more Higher intelligence And answer me question’s The one’s that Christan’s Don’t need answerin’ Have you ever been introduced to a 16 year old **** A 16 year ol’ **** Honestly, I had my eyes locked On – one Tonight And I don’t know so much if I was looking But maybe I was recognizing Recognizing a certain Level of respect that I had For her That she didn’t have for herself She ****** off my best friends brother to get her backpack back tonight In front of car headlights And I have always wanted to type Backpack back My entire life. Put your backpack on buddy, And walk away from this Poem?
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Feb 16, 2014
Feb 16, 2014 at 5:33 AM UTC
Real Talk.
Type it out you ******* this could be The last one For a little while. I made a promise with myself Or whoever that shady character is, Outside On the deck with me The one who Makes fun of me Delete words as I puke this Poem? Out.   Its best that me and this keyboard become friends My anger towards, understand and accepting What is proper type, Or am I the proper type Of guy who wants Vegas And EDM And MDMA in My life So writing Or typing Whatever Which one Of me Wants to deem it for only when I dream It, cheap rhyme, I want my style to be my own And I want my intoxicated Meaningful Ramblings to be a Part of it A part of the Bigger picture. I will only type **** like this when i am not sober. Sober sure is funny And not just a funny word Smiley face emoticon Emoticon is not a typo .... Dear lord, oh god oh mighty, Blasphemy that I would Even start Talkin' about galaxies and universes outside of this one Puke some more As I delete and pull Words From One Line To the Next Without Giving a **** That my Microsoft word Capitalizes Every text My little brother text (texted?) Me tonight and said "Get more ink For the typewriter" . Aside for my desire to ramble on about Getting more ink The 16 year ol’ champ Is right My biggest dreams at this moment Are childlike If that’s a good thing… Then my 6 year game plan From this day is in jeopardy. Autocorrect me more Higher intelligence And answer me question’s The one’s that Christan’s Don’t need answerin’ Have you ever been introduced to a 16 year old **** A 16 year ol’ **** Honestly, I had my eyes locked On – one Tonight And I don’t know so much if I was looking But maybe I was recognizing Recognizing a certain Level of respect that I had For her That she didn’t have for herself She ****** off my best friends brother to get her backpack back tonight In front of car headlights And I have always wanted to type Backpack back My entire life. Put your backpack on buddy, And walk away from this Poem?
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Microsoft "WURD" slang font. i know your type. you like Arial. you dig Arial Black cause there's no Arial White. she wears a size 0. invisible to the eye. she's from Georgia. print her out on white paper. she'll be prettier than Courier New Times New Roman. her Impact on Felix Titling will be extravagant. she'll put him under a spell with her Book Antiqua. you'll give up on her and take a train through the Terminal towards Tahoma in the "Golden State" you'll come across Verdana who is a size 12. bold as you are, you'll ask why she tries to underline her beauty by showing off her colon(:) . and you ask her why women are always cranky before they get their period (.) ? [arial, arial black, georgia, courier new, times new roman, impact, felix tilting, book antiqua, terminal, tahoma, verdana=different fonts]
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May 28, 2010
May 28, 2010 at 1:14 PM UTC
CPU
I can only write on the computer. And I suppose that that’s not really the right thing to say, because people are going to say that I really am part of the next generation who survives solely by technology. I really do try to write on paper, but I can only use pen because pencil smudges too easily and the end gets so dull, So when people say that they can’t send me a link to one of their favorite poems because it’s on paper, my respect for them goes up by about sixty percent. The part of writing on paper that scares me the most, the part of speaking in real life that scares me the most is that I can’t delete words. On Microsoft Word, I can go back and add words into the middle of my poem, I can look at it as a whole and as a half and everywhere in between, I can delete half of it and forget about, and that half will be lost forever. But the way my fingers sometimes stick to the keyboard reminds me, I think, that the words that I’ve deleted stick with me forever, no matter how lost they are. They’re not in some vast, infinite vacuum of the internet- but stuck to my fingers because that was the only physical presence of those words at the time they were given life. (Baby ducks follow the first moving thing they see when they hatch,) And it’s some weird, modern folk tale, how the words got life, and how the words died. So maybe if I’m the only one who can’t write on paper, then this word carrying curse is the punishment? It’s a special flaw that makes the protagonist unique but relatable, (along with making her not able to spell anything and not able to talk to people) And if poetry is just rambling and writing is ranting, then what are words. The cancerous cells in a slice of bone marrow? More likely some hellish creature that comes out of everyone only at two in the morning, or the sticky stuff that I feel sometimes on my keyboard (or is it my fingers?) Because my sticky fingers are a word’s physical form, and if you think about it, you really can’t ever touch a word. They’re either soundwaves or dried ink on a dead tree, or pixels on a screen. (or on your fingertips or your tongue.) And I carry them with me everywhere, on my tongue and on my sticky fingers.
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Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 8:45 PM UTC
Sticky Fingers
I can only write on the computer. And I suppose that that’s not really the right thing to say, because people are going to say that I really am part of the next generation who survives solely by technology. I really do try to write on paper, but I can only use pen because pencil smudges too easily and the end gets so dull, So when people say that they can’t send me a link to one of their favorite poems because it’s on paper, my respect for them goes up by about sixty percent. The part of writing on paper that scares me the most, the part of speaking in real life that scares me the most is that I can’t delete words. On Microsoft Word, I can go back and add words into the middle of my poem, I can look at it as a whole and as a half and everywhere in between, I can delete half of it and forget about, and that half will be lost forever. But the way my fingers sometimes stick to the keyboard reminds me, I think, that the words that I’ve deleted stick with me forever, no matter how lost they are. They’re not in some vast, infinite vacuum of the internet- but stuck to my fingers because that was the only physical presence of those words at the time they were given life. (Baby ducks follow the first moving thing they see when they hatch,) And it’s some weird, modern folk tale, how the words got life, and how the words died. So maybe if I’m the only one who can’t write on paper, then this word carrying curse is the punishment? It’s a special flaw that makes the protagonist unique but relatable, (along with making her not able to spell anything and not able to talk to people) And if poetry is just rambling and writing is ranting, then what are words. The cancerous cells in a slice of bone marrow? More likely some hellish creature that comes out of everyone only at two in the morning, or the sticky stuff that I feel sometimes on my keyboard (or is it my fingers?) Because my sticky fingers are a word’s physical form, and if you think about it, you really can’t ever touch a word. They’re either soundwaves or dried ink on a dead tree, or pixels on a screen. (or on your fingertips or your tongue.) And I carry them with me everywhere, on my tongue and on my sticky fingers.
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Dec 6, 2014
Dec 6, 2014 at 8:38 PM UTC
Brands
As I lay dozing in my bed, I write poetry in my head. Playing the page with well-worked words, A mix of adjectives and verbs, My Voice it resonates with musical sounds And my imagination knows no bounds. I like that! I declare, So soon I’m rushing down the stairs To grab my pad. Scribbling it all down Did I forget to mention noun? Forgetting words is just the pits: That sends me into raging fits. I’m on my laptop soon enough To add more verses, off the cuff. Microsoft Word becomes my home As now I’m really in the zone. I just can’t stop myself from doing this I know: All I can do is let it go. Paul Butters
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 10:40 AM UTC
Poetry Writing
when in doubt-i-hyphentate. this-also prevents Microsoft-word from capitializing my i-‘s when i-want them to stay bite-sized humble pie, but it still capitalizes itself) Microsoft word* * big ‘m’ added by bill gates misspelling it prevents this micropoft word* * i-am the best kind of rebel i-refuse to be told how to write by anyone gate-related or otherwise, even if i-may occasionally **** myself on paper, the rain will take it all off, we shall all be healed. we *will all be healed. carried away from the squaggly green/red/blue lines of a processor which doesn”t understand: poerty so often is sentence fragments and uncapitalized i-s untied shoelaces in a dark boling alley, my bad breath and watered down alcohol, stains and the hours spent rubbing them, sounds on a dead tv set, rubbing carpet in your aunt’s living room, i-can spell things how i-want to poerty is fun like this;
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Oct 22, 2014
Oct 22, 2014 at 11:55 AM UTC
Word
i have been trying to do some spring cleaning, like brushing out the cobwebs in my head, but i always get stuck in the intricate silk and the thought that i could be something. i could be. with each particle, i spin a new letter that fills a good part of my curriculum - the ABC's of love and Compasses 101 and intro to new culture, just so i can prove that i'm well rounded, like the tip of my tongue, like the merry-go rounds, and the pupils behind my eyelids. i know there was always a glint of worry radiating from my mother's half moon smile, daring that i won't make it. she never wanted to curse me, so she spoke of opposites - opposites attract (but we both know that isn't true.) but this isn't about her, this is about the days and nights i gritted the enamel off of my molars to pull myself off the bandwagon, i've never really been into Natural Light beer, (some call it Nattie Light), or the fact that not being focused is what i should be focused on. this is about the one night stands with Microsoft Word and my book of notes completed with equations i knew i could never understand. this is about the the day i found i could be the person i never thought i would be.
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Mar 17, 2011
Mar 17, 2011 at 9:01 PM UTC
i'm not too cool for school.
Microsoft Word? Word. Microsoft Works? Meh. It works.
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Feb 4, 2010
Feb 4, 2010 at 10:19 PM UTC
A Microsoftly Spoken Secret
what about that "strange, mortal" coinage of: i just don't want to be here?! i just can't imagine               why    i landed among  you depressed rejects - i really can't, i wrote poetry, and i guess that's my excuse,    but i like emotional retards - it makes me feel alive, i can feel like i can have a beer and talk Pamplona and Hemingway and **** oh yeah, they mentioned go easy on them,    there's me and my blabber mouth, or as the n.s.a., make new friends that aren't required extras for the new Hobbit Movie, jokes aside, i am actually making a investment quote, no new movie, New York and all... hmm? what a ****** question, certain words should never be a question, rather... what a ****** word to leave a question with; i mean, what word is imbededed with nuance? oh, right, the underlined one, robotics microsoft villa and the twenty two toilets... hmm, too many guests taking a **** i guess; i mean (i can say this with a hardened expression learning to be my father while he un-buried his to be a father to me made only welcome to a mother, and no celebrated deity of flesh worthy of **** and whatnot. it's not fair given the 1990s and Bon Jovi, and Ghost, and Swayze... it's, just, not, fair! so agonising to be the choirmaster, you get me?! no, of course you don't, cos you're Harry Potter. i know your benevolence, and it's truly a Ronin tale, all i know is a no toward Samurai of your idle heart to save a beat, my heart a Shogun, that was to be - yet more verse i wish to write impaled worth the pain, for your eyes to sleep entombed missing spring - as you are, unknown to me, Greek, because i know no other love worth a mention.
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Jun 19, 2016
Jun 19, 2016 at 10:20 PM UTC
welfare in the afterlife
what about that "strange, mortal" coinage of: i just don't want to be here?! i just can't imagine               why    i landed among  you depressed rejects - i really can't, i wrote poetry, and i guess that's my excuse,    but i like emotional retards - it makes me feel alive, i can feel like i can have a beer and talk Pamplona and Hemingway and **** oh yeah, they mentioned go easy on them,    there's me and my blabber mouth, or as the n.s.a., make new friends that aren't required extras for the new Hobbit Movie, jokes aside, i am actually making a investment quote, no new movie, New York and all... hmm? what a ****** question, certain words should never be a question, rather... what a ****** word to leave a question with; i mean, what word is imbededed with nuance? oh, right, the underlined one, robotics microsoft villa and the twenty two toilets... hmm, too many guests taking a **** i guess; i mean (i can say this with a hardened expression learning to be my father while he un-buried his to be a father to me made only welcome to a mother, and no celebrated deity of flesh worthy of **** and whatnot. it's not fair given the 1990s and Bon Jovi, and Ghost, and Swayze... it's, just, not, fair! so agonising to be the choirmaster, you get me?! no, of course you don't, cos you're Harry Potter. i know your benevolence, and it's truly a Ronin tale, all i know is a no toward Samurai of your idle heart to save a beat, my heart a Shogun, that was to be - yet more verse i wish to write impaled worth the pain, for your eyes to sleep entombed missing spring - as you are, unknown to me, Greek, because i know no other love worth a mention.
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