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I feel bad for women who date online. There are good men in this world, I swear. Not every man who walks the earth wastes his breath and your time, with cro-magnon scribbles from a mind so bare, that it comes as a surprise they managed even to write one line, much less something so cerebral as this:                               "Yo, prety gurl. Liek yur pic,                                 I so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>                                Wanna see mah **** So deep, right? What Socratic genius might have penned such lines? Surely not even Shakespeare or Keats could craft words so divine! I am so sorry, women who date online. Truly, I'm sorry, on behalf of mankind
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 1:21 AM UTC
Online Dating
My mind is going weird again and hurting my head I don't know what to make of it I think I want a male me Or just me. I want another me. Doesn't necessarily have to be male. Can be female. Why not both. But I want another physical and spiritual embodiment of who I am as a person A part of me just wants to hug and hold someone. And my head is automatically choosing said person, but the feeling of the mere hug and contact is overshadowing the identity of the person by a few degrees I miss calloused hands roaming my body. And I miss body heat. I miss legs I can entangle mine with. I miss the crooks of necks. I miss snores emanating from a chest and hearing the rumble in the air from it. I miss tired faces resting and appearing destressed. I miss light groans as a body shifts positions in their sleep. I think I can pinpoint what it is that I miss. Because although all sound like physical and verbal responses, it is not the actions, although they always go hand in hand. I think I miss intimacy. But what is necessarily intimacy? There's a few definitions as soon as one googles it A close familiarity or closeness. A private, cozy atmosphere. A closeness of observation or knowledge of a subject. My chest aches and pounds as I try to put my finger on what it is I'm searching for. The more it aches, the closer I am to finding my answer Intimacy. In-tih-mah-see. In-to-me-see. See-in-to-me. Intimacy is to see in to me. It is to let and allow someone to see you for who you are, to know what makes you a being. But not necessarily in your head. Intimacy is the knowledge of how another person's mind control's their body. How the body reacts to acts that can cause the mind to blank or move forward just off-beat of the body. It's dragging your fingertips over their body and feeling the goosebumps rise as a laugh comes from the mouth over the words "popcorn butter is actually coconut oil with artificial flavoring" and feeling your eyes connect the dots between those goosebumps to their face and your brain noticing the connection between noises and nerve endings. Intimacy is a weird state to be in. Because too much can cause the mind to blank and overload itself with serotonin and dopamine. All the while there is never enough time in the world to drag on that forever feeling It's the act of getting lost in a person and discovering bits and pieces of how you affect said person. In body, in mind, in response I think I'm done because I don't know how else to frame my words. My head hurts and my chest pounds with equal force. I believe it's time for me to bid adieu and deal with this in the dreamscape
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May 1, 2017
May 1, 2017 at 11:24 PM UTC
Intimacy - An Observation
My mind is going weird again and hurting my head I don't know what to make of it I think I want a male me Or just me. I want another me. Doesn't necessarily have to be male. Can be female. Why not both. But I want another physical and spiritual embodiment of who I am as a person A part of me just wants to hug and hold someone. And my head is automatically choosing said person, but the feeling of the mere hug and contact is overshadowing the identity of the person by a few degrees I miss calloused hands roaming my body. And I miss body heat. I miss legs I can entangle mine with. I miss the crooks of necks. I miss snores emanating from a chest and hearing the rumble in the air from it. I miss tired faces resting and appearing destressed. I miss light groans as a body shifts positions in their sleep. I think I can pinpoint what it is that I miss. Because although all sound like physical and verbal responses, it is not the actions, although they always go hand in hand. I think I miss intimacy. But what is necessarily intimacy? There's a few definitions as soon as one googles it A close familiarity or closeness. A private, cozy atmosphere. A closeness of observation or knowledge of a subject. My chest aches and pounds as I try to put my finger on what it is I'm searching for. The more it aches, the closer I am to finding my answer Intimacy. In-tih-mah-see. In-to-me-see. See-in-to-me. Intimacy is to see in to me. It is to let and allow someone to see you for who you are, to know what makes you a being. But not necessarily in your head. Intimacy is the knowledge of how another person's mind control's their body. How the body reacts to acts that can cause the mind to blank or move forward just off-beat of the body. It's dragging your fingertips over their body and feeling the goosebumps rise as a laugh comes from the mouth over the words "popcorn butter is actually coconut oil with artificial flavoring" and feeling your eyes connect the dots between those goosebumps to their face and your brain noticing the connection between noises and nerve endings. Intimacy is a weird state to be in. Because too much can cause the mind to blank and overload itself with serotonin and dopamine. All the while there is never enough time in the world to drag on that forever feeling It's the act of getting lost in a person and discovering bits and pieces of how you affect said person. In body, in mind, in response I think I'm done because I don't know how else to frame my words. My head hurts and my chest pounds with equal force. I believe it's time for me to bid adieu and deal with this in the dreamscape
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That ***** Named Desire I had a succubus try to take my seed in a dream today I broke the connection and said ***** you gotta pay to playyyyyyy You so used to controlling my desires well, NOT ANYMORE Best get on your knees and call me sire “Sir you have the floor” I wage war on the empire of the realm of desire So if you conspire to be in my line of fire Don’t say I didn’t tell you, You’ve earned my Ire. The rhythm of my war drum goes: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM Mah heart BEATS ta da Rhythm of the BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT Dreeeeeiiim We illuminate truth, or sooo it seeeeeeeeeeeeim But still..... The rhythm of my war drum BEATS: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM So I wage war on the realm of the evil fae Ima PURIFY da demons until dey take me away (screamed) Bleed out into LIFE; reverse the vampire effect place succubi in a hearse and drive them straight ta deaph cause lately You been drivin me crazy and making my will, focus, an determination sooo haeeezzzzy But NO MORE cause now Its time to Settle DA SKORE Ritually open my wounds and bleed acid on you Don’t worry theres enough cause your hackneyed and few Ima chase the Daemons off Smoke my dreads to their lungs and make dem young cough so offten I put em in a hot-boxed coffin Now your outta breath But im just not stoppin huh (echo( whats this? whats this....(echo( Claws, talons, teeth, and uh oh Blood barrels stacked Its a wierd supply depot, for that army growin and growlin behind your eye, see though.... They Perma- on your shoulders, and now mine, Truth Show !!!!!!1111RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!11 So my wings tear free of my back For so long they’ve been bound and compact I look to my lovers and brothers and CRy Stand! Pick up your weapons, Humanity, Its time to act A TRUMPET BLOWS, BEATING WINGS THE DRUMS CONTINUE INTO THE DISTANCE The rhythm of my war drum goes: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM Mah heart BEATS ta da Rhythm of the BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT Dreeeeeiiim We illuminate truth, or sooo it seeeeeeeeeeeeim But still..... The rhythm of my war drum BEATS: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM
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Feb 22, 2016
Feb 22, 2016 at 1:08 PM UTC
That ***** named Desire
That ***** Named Desire I had a succubus try to take my seed in a dream today I broke the connection and said ***** you gotta pay to playyyyyyy You so used to controlling my desires well, NOT ANYMORE Best get on your knees and call me sire “Sir you have the floor” I wage war on the empire of the realm of desire So if you conspire to be in my line of fire Don’t say I didn’t tell you, You’ve earned my Ire. The rhythm of my war drum goes: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM Mah heart BEATS ta da Rhythm of the BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT Dreeeeeiiim We illuminate truth, or sooo it seeeeeeeeeeeeim But still..... The rhythm of my war drum BEATS: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM So I wage war on the realm of the evil fae Ima PURIFY da demons until dey take me away (screamed) Bleed out into LIFE; reverse the vampire effect place succubi in a hearse and drive them straight ta deaph cause lately You been drivin me crazy and making my will, focus, an determination sooo haeeezzzzy But NO MORE cause now Its time to Settle DA SKORE Ritually open my wounds and bleed acid on you Don’t worry theres enough cause your hackneyed and few Ima chase the Daemons off Smoke my dreads to their lungs and make dem young cough so offten I put em in a hot-boxed coffin Now your outta breath But im just not stoppin huh (echo( whats this? whats this....(echo( Claws, talons, teeth, and uh oh Blood barrels stacked Its a wierd supply depot, for that army growin and growlin behind your eye, see though.... They Perma- on your shoulders, and now mine, Truth Show !!!!!!1111RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!11 So my wings tear free of my back For so long they’ve been bound and compact I look to my lovers and brothers and CRy Stand! Pick up your weapons, Humanity, Its time to act A TRUMPET BLOWS, BEATING WINGS THE DRUMS CONTINUE INTO THE DISTANCE The rhythm of my war drum goes: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM Mah heart BEATS ta da Rhythm of the BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT Dreeeeeiiim We illuminate truth, or sooo it seeeeeeeeeeeeim But still..... The rhythm of my war drum BEATS: BOOM BOOM KAT TiS KAT OHHHHM
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Ah wuz lookin oot o' mah winder and ah saw this lad wi' a barry wee lassie gaun' up the hill. -Wair the **** d'ye think you're gaun tae? ah yells oot. But the daft ***** didnae answer at aww, must've been oot o' thir ****** heids wi' E's or summat, d'ye ken what ah'm tellin' ye,ye daft radge? -Wair ye're ******* going? ah yells a couple mair times and finally the gadge yells back to ays, -Up the ******* hill tae fetch a pail o' ******* watter, me Ma's hud her fuckin' taps turned oaf by the fuckin' Corporation, which is a ******* pain in the erse ah had ter agree. I realised ah knew the wee **** Jack but, eh wuz an auld classmate of ays and eh's hung oot wi' ma brar n me, when we wuz bairns oan the Scheme,eh? -That's a bonny wee lassie ye've goat wi' ye, there Jack, ah yelled, thinking ah'd nae kick her oot o' mah scratcher withoot gi'ing her a guid ride. Ah huvtae sey ah recognised hir as a wee **** called Jill from the Scheme, a right tidy wee ride in mah opinion wi' a guid little ***** on hir, as ah recall. -Mind ye're own fuckin' business, the **** yells back at ays, takin' the pail in yin hand and the hoor's wee hand in the other yin. Ah can tell ye ah totally pished meself wi' laughter when the pair o' they wide ***** fell doon, Jack breakin' his fuckin' croon n the groond, ah'm sure he nivver meant it tae happen, 'n eh mustae squashed his ******* bawws as eh fell doon n aww from the wey he screamed oot, but the wee lassie cam tumbling doon the ****** hill n aww, heid n **** oor her fuckin' erse 'n ah could see she wasnae wearin' any ****** ******* 'n her ***** was on display under her skirt. Ah wouldnae expect anything else from a wee hoor,eh? -Dinnae worry, ah'll com and help ye, ah called oot, but when ah goat thir, both o them wis deid, ah thoat o' gittin mah hole wi' the deid lassie n aww, but you shouldnae dae that, it's no respectful tae wimmin, 'n eywis, the polis might trace me through the DNA, those ***** are clivvir 'n aw, ye ken. So ah contented mesel' wi' rummidging through the poakits o' the lad's jaykit tae see if eh hud ehs payment from the Joab Centre, but the daft **** mustae spent it aww on a boatil or two o Grants, ah ken ah'd hae done the same mahsel'. And there wasnae a penny in the lassie's purse, so ah thoat ah'd jus' **** oaf doon the ****** 'n ask some **** tae call the hoaspital and the ****** polis. Eh?
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 7:34 AM UTC
Hillspoatin'
Ah wuz lookin oot o' mah winder and ah saw this lad wi' a barry wee lassie gaun' up the hill. -Wair the **** d'ye think you're gaun tae? ah yells oot. But the daft ***** didnae answer at aww, must've been oot o' thir ****** heids wi' E's or summat, d'ye ken what ah'm tellin' ye,ye daft radge? -Wair ye're ******* going? ah yells a couple mair times and finally the gadge yells back to ays, -Up the ******* hill tae fetch a pail o' ******* watter, me Ma's hud her fuckin' taps turned oaf by the fuckin' Corporation, which is a ******* pain in the erse ah had ter agree. I realised ah knew the wee **** Jack but, eh wuz an auld classmate of ays and eh's hung oot wi' ma brar n me, when we wuz bairns oan the Scheme,eh? -That's a bonny wee lassie ye've goat wi' ye, there Jack, ah yelled, thinking ah'd nae kick her oot o' mah scratcher withoot gi'ing her a guid ride. Ah huvtae sey ah recognised hir as a wee **** called Jill from the Scheme, a right tidy wee ride in mah opinion wi' a guid little ***** on hir, as ah recall. -Mind ye're own fuckin' business, the **** yells back at ays, takin' the pail in yin hand and the hoor's wee hand in the other yin. Ah can tell ye ah totally pished meself wi' laughter when the pair o' they wide ***** fell doon, Jack breakin' his fuckin' croon n the groond, ah'm sure he nivver meant it tae happen, 'n eh mustae squashed his ******* bawws as eh fell doon n aww from the wey he screamed oot, but the wee lassie cam tumbling doon the ****** hill n aww, heid n **** oor her fuckin' erse 'n ah could see she wasnae wearin' any ****** ******* 'n her ***** was on display under her skirt. Ah wouldnae expect anything else from a wee hoor,eh? -Dinnae worry, ah'll com and help ye, ah called oot, but when ah goat thir, both o them wis deid, ah thoat o' gittin mah hole wi' the deid lassie n aww, but you shouldnae dae that, it's no respectful tae wimmin, 'n eywis, the polis might trace me through the DNA, those ***** are clivvir 'n aw, ye ken. So ah contented mesel' wi' rummidging through the poakits o' the lad's jaykit tae see if eh hud ehs payment from the Joab Centre, but the daft **** mustae spent it aww on a boatil or two o Grants, ah ken ah'd hae done the same mahsel'. And there wasnae a penny in the lassie's purse, so ah thoat ah'd jus' **** oaf doon the ****** 'n ask some **** tae call the hoaspital and the ****** polis. Eh?
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Throw a tomato! They're squishy... Snails are too though, but you can't Toss them too well. You could use them like a baseball? "Hey, batter batter. Swing!" Touchdown! But... T H I S Isn't high school. And we aren't jocks. We just throw cabbages and rotten potatoes Po-tah-toes. Tomatoes. To-mah-toes. Lets call the whole thing off...
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Oct 2, 2013
Oct 2, 2013 at 10:54 AM UTC
Bad Band
I went to meet her in a town just west of Kyoto she was wearing a colourful flowing kimono. She greeted me greedily and she seemed to float ultra easily on her feet which were tiny petite. In the bath house, a tub an afternoon scrub and some very green tea. When the washing was done Mah Jong Oh what fun as I bathed in the glow of the late evening Sun. Then I woke up in Bow East London, as if I didn't know was it a dream? And yet I was surprisingly clean except for a tea leaf that clung to my sleeve. Hard to believe but it's true. I wouldn't kid you and it's difficult to see how a tea leaf from green tea can end up in my bed. In a town West of Kyoto there's a story they tell Of a Westerner doing quite well and getting wed to the belle with the petite little feet I'd like to meet him.
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Apr 22, 2013
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:06 AM UTC
Origami
Och, you and your divine shape   How beautiful you are to me      You drive me wild with want   I simply cannot master you!      You are oft'times hard to get   But nary shall I quit you      Tune my heartstrings up a notch   Fret forever, I try to get it right      You quiver exquisite at my touch   A ravishing delight to my ravenous senses      Would you GIVE a STAR for my attempts   Don't over tease my nerves to distraction!        I slave intense o'er you, day and night   Yes, you're the one with the hold on me      Look at the inevitable shape I'm in   All 'cause-a you and your curvy shape!      The airline broke your sister's neck   Yah mon, I cried, mah Lord. I all but died, ha!      Caught in a quagmire of deep distress   You, my comely cutaway, pegged me up again.      Love to cradle you on my eager lap   My arms around in close embrace      A gentle, organic creature, such as you   I dare not grip you hard at all.      My fingertips so acquainted with your girth   Your rosette rings out my notes with charm.      Enchanting me with deep nuance   Without trying, she pleases so!      The sole bridge 'tween the world and me   My subtle love, only my Valencia.....   S T,  04 Avril 2013
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Apr 4, 2013
Apr 4, 2013 at 9:54 AM UTC
Only My Valencia
I was walking along the brook, landed in one of them corn mazes from the books. I started running, started funning, 'till I gone and ran into a corn stalk, I hit it so hard I forgot how to talk, I could barely walk. It don't matter, just started going faster. Well I found my way to the end, but across the field I saw a radish bend. Ah well, I guess its the weekend, and Id rather run the radishes than come to an end. And I ran, oh yes I ran. I ran here, I ran there, in the sky, nearly trampled a guy... Yeah he was yellin', at me, I said whats up. And then he says this, he says: I own these here radishes, Go on *** get outta mah FaRm. Then, I dunno, I guess I was just really cool, I was able to convince him, that this here, was my farm. And that's the story of my farm.
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Feb 1, 2017
Feb 1, 2017 at 12:47 PM UTC
Corn Daze In a Radish Maze
One Christmas Eve in Stranraer I found mahsel' ****** in a bar Wi' a fat Dumfries **** Ach, 'twas easy tae score, Once I tell't her I'd kipped wi' her Ma. I spent Christmas morn in Prestwick Wi' a girl whose lips were aye thick (not the ones on her face but in t'other place). Their hugeness fair crushed ma braw **** That night near auld Newton Stewart Wi' a lass who declined aye tae do it, I used all mah' charm And twisted her arm, But the smell in her breeks made me rue it. On Boxing Day evening in Ayr, I met a girl who had a huge pair Of bonnie fat **** They thrilled me tae bits Before I explored her "doon there". Galloway lassies are corkers And Girvan girls are laud squawkers; But for suckin o' the **** Tak' yersel' tae Cumnock, If ye dinnae mind fat spotty porkers. You're no wondering doubt, in this poem, Why no lassies have met a fell doom (so I'll mention the death of poor ugly Beth Who got squashed in a ******** in Troon).
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Aug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:47 AM UTC
Memories of Dumfries, Galloway and Ayr
Kaincha tok normal, ever sangle wunnaya? Omina tellya diss. Nuthin lie kat is good. Alla us oiz tok English good allatime Ever day uhda world in mah neighborhood. Us is sum, y’know, good tokken people. Yeah, ain’t nobuddy speaks good lie cuss. Lessen there from round here, ah mean. We got eddycated good, no muss, no fuss. We don’t need no college, no way Jose. We gunna do jess lock are parents did. We go to school every day till eitghteen Jess lock dey did win dey was a kid. Ever now and then, you can get ahold Of sum buddy whose totally iggnent. They stick there noses up in thuh air. They think there better, sumthin differnt. But really, it’s just a mute point, I mean Irregardless of whut they bin sayin’ They jess turn stuff round 360 degrees. It’s jess a nother word game there playin’. Thuh important thang is to be understood Not that thuh people say everthang rite. The important stuff to tok about is To know whut is wrong and whut is rite.
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Dec 23, 2016
Dec 23, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC
PLAIN SPEAKIN'
sup Docter Jedingaling here with mah shiny PhD so shiny but u dont have one and u are whiny but worry not peep not everyone is as smat as me trust me ima docder meby one day ull understand that im smarterer than u and theres nothn u can do so just acept that fact and eat a chezburger with out a PhD mines still shinyer than urs because u dont have one
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 2:38 PM UTC
Shiny........ soooooooo shiny
A gentleman traveling through Alabama was interested in Uncle Ned. "So you were once a slave, eh?" said the gentleman. "Yes, sah," said Uncle Ned. "How thrilling!" exclaimed the gentleman. "And after the war you got your freedom, eh?" "No, sah," said Uncle Ned gloomily. "I didn't get mah freedom, sah. After de war I done got married."
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Jun 10, 2013
Jun 10, 2013 at 4:16 PM UTC
Freedom
Mumble Rappers be on something like: "gotta bad b...she ain't be walking righ°..." Double-dipping, No-stopping Frames-dropping, No-clipping, wutta glitchy sight .. I've been sitting super stealthy cypher. I've been running with my do-or-die fir. [Careful] I would die for what What you would eye for Cloudy with the red eye Insight, eyesore I swore, pops, that I'd be different Spec ops man, Mine's been misting Foggy froggy frothing when I spit distance 3eyes shifting 2Split  da difference   Any1 asking Meh: How have I been getting....? Guru Minds have been sitting squarely as a cube in cypher Make mah breathes for human CubanS matter as I decypher : Life is living truth or daring to choose to live   or die for ... Ai just a silly Scyth0r snipping sidebar sowings   stow no baggage. That's what I'd be towing. Rats staining, stinging pocked and potent. Out  of the Cabbage patch that I've been growing 01011011 01111101 01111011 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01010000 01110010 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00001010 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01111101 01111011 01011101 Sorry to be blunt, man .... it's a sour twist, Undid the trap mode went too lavish >> the-Gentle-Ghost-o'-ghetto hopes at most to let go, Building out hell bricks Pave- too -close -to -level<< it's all in the mental, in the same lane stack Shake a Lil when treble trains track, Shake, shake when the train track, shake shake, shake when it trains shake when the trains track. I swear, it's not a bad tick. Just bring the brains back. It's not a bad tick. Just get the brains back it's not a bad tick. The brains back~ just bring the brains back bring the brains back Bear with me. >>Music turned up. Are the windows cracked?<< ..............Who should have brought the show...vel? And the WAXWHALESTACK.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Dec 9, 2023
Dec 9, 2023 at 12:28 PM UTC
Silly Scyther Snippin
Mumble Rappers be on something like: "gotta bad b...she ain't be walking righ°..." Double-dipping, No-stopping Frames-dropping, No-clipping, wutta glitchy sight .. I've been sitting super stealthy cypher. I've been running with my do-or-die fir. [Careful] I would die for what What you would eye for Cloudy with the red eye Insight, eyesore I swore, pops, that I'd be different Spec ops man, Mine's been misting Foggy froggy frothing when I spit distance 3eyes shifting 2Split  da difference   Any1 asking Meh: How have I been getting....? Guru Minds have been sitting squarely as a cube in cypher Make mah breathes for human CubanS matter as I decypher : Life is living truth or daring to choose to live   or die for ... Ai just a silly Scyth0r snipping sidebar sowings   stow no baggage. That's what I'd be towing. Rats staining, stinging pocked and potent. Out  of the Cabbage patch that I've been growing 01011011 01111101 01111011 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01010000 01110010 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00001010 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01111101 01111011 01011101 Sorry to be blunt, man .... it's a sour twist, Undid the trap mode went too lavish >> the-Gentle-Ghost-o'-ghetto hopes at most to let go, Building out hell bricks Pave- too -close -to -level<< it's all in the mental, in the same lane stack Shake a Lil when treble trains track, Shake, shake when the train track, shake shake, shake when it trains shake when the trains track. I swear, it's not a bad tick. Just bring the brains back. It's not a bad tick. Just get the brains back it's not a bad tick. The brains back~ just bring the brains back bring the brains back Bear with me. >>Music turned up. Are the windows cracked?<< ..............Who should have brought the show...vel? And the WAXWHALESTACK.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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a bucket of water is in front of me. half full to be exact. my mother was sick in her room. I knew how to bring her health back. a handful of dirt ....dandelions and moss fluff... ...a bushes leaves and some other nasty stuff... puddle water and my dogs chew toy... for flavor... banana peels and orange peels and exract of rose... i amcompletelety sure this will make my mother feel 18 again... or so my 5 year old brain assumed. the fume of my potion smelled of a polluted ocean in a very unpopular beach. the smell of low tide and the texture of as snails body. mommy was sleeping. pacing my steps ...very.... ...quietly... ...i apprached my mommy with the ocean potion... ...dipped my 5 year old hand in the pulpy potion with chew toys peels mud ...shivers reeled through my skin... but i had to make sure my mommy would be mommy again. " mah..." i whined "maaaaa..MAAAAAAAH!" as quickly as i screamed was as quickly as she awoke she saw the potion and took a whiff of my improvised concoction and bolted to the bathroom "oh poo.." i thought. "i shouldve added mushrooms"
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 9:05 AM UTC
The Pulpy Potion
In a past life… I’m sure of it… I was exceedingly Grandiose… And as grand as myself… each entrance- Pausing in doorways To give each and every head the privilege To turn and peruse the Magnificence that was me… And with each exit Shatter champagne glass… and Slowly… hip swayingly…. Drag full length mink along the floor…. But not this time around… No… This phenomenal, prosaic, and unpretentious time around If I drag full length mink… Some heifer would accidentally… or purposely Be guaranteed to step on it.. making me hafta Step to her… (get off’a mah coat!) And no good can ever come From two grown women… Rolling in gutter gum And miscellaneous sidewalk debris ‘til the cops show… and I catch a case…   With footprints on my coat…   gum in my hair… and My spirit of woe… Cuz it wasn’t s’posed to go Down like that… not the way I saw my Grand Exit at all… So… I’ve concluded … evidently… by the way it seems like i should roll… Not this time around… but in a past life… Surely… I was exceedingly Grandiose
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May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 2:30 PM UTC
Grandiose
You say that you know me, but you don't know what you're saying You say that you want me, but you better run away (chorus) You say, You say baby you don't know what you're saying You're fooling yourself, yeah Your loving is insane, is burning to bright for mah eyes all your heat will make this bird fly away (chorus) You say, You say baby you don't know what you're saying You're fooling yourself again Minute 1:00 Lady luck hear my plea, one more night! Save this fool from hurting anyone, it's all I want! Minute 1:17 You think you know what you're craving I think you should better go-oh-oh You say that you know me, but you don't know what you're saying You say that you want me, but you better run away (chorus) You say, You say baby you don't know what you're saying You're fooling yourself, yeah You pray, you pray, but this morning I'll be gone anyway Minute 2:00 Ooooh how easy life would be if this bird had no wings With the sun is in the sky again and this sweet new wind i'll have to run Solo saxo. Minute 3:00 En vez de Ooooh Ooooooh Oooooh Ruuuun ruuuun ruuuun
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Feb 12, 2017
Feb 12, 2017 at 12:14 PM UTC
You say (lyrics + video)
ima Docter Jedingaling and i have news thats so great its ok the sun wont blow up to day and aleins wont eat ourr brains probably actually aleins would only want to eat mah brains because im smarterer that everyone and smarterer brains are the tastiest and full of calcium and protein and nutricous fats and carbs and starches and vitamins and minerals and potassium and sodium and prunes and fiber and brainy stuf and thoughts and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stuf that ur brain doesnt have trust me ima docder that might be  eaten           by aleins but they wont cause i ate my prunes to day with mah PhD cuz a used it like a spoon
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
News
ah really hope mah words done fall on deff ears ah really hope dey hit home and squash all mah fears   ah really hope mah actions done land on blind eyes ah really hope dey too hit home an silance all mah cries   ah really hope mah love done fall on a broken hart ah really hope it hits home and keaps meh from fallin apart   ah really hope mah faith done find a fallin soul ah really hope it his home and leads mah to dah final gole      ah really hope ahm lisnin when dey speak ta meh ah reall hope wah dey say gets through an saves meh   ah really hope ahm ready when ahm called to prove ah really hope dey prove ahm worthy of her too   ah really hope ahm not da broken hart ah really hope da pieces can na be taken back apart   ah really hope ahm faithful when da sole come callin ah really hope dat sole done do meh in to da dien
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Oct 28, 2010
Oct 28, 2010 at 3:14 AM UTC
In To Da Dien
My mama’s shoes, Fit my feet too snug, now, For me to look cute, still, slippin’ them on. I’ve no need of her lipstick, nor her raspberry rouge, To make my face look, more, like hers does. I’m a big, daddy’s girl, who has known the world, But, not quite enough to really fit in. -- I still heart, Sunshine and rosies, And, playin’ with mah toesies - Eatin’ froot loops and pokin’ at roly poly’s, Makin’ colourful cupcakes, covered in sweet gummies, To eat inside forts filled with last winter’s lights, Too, Eatin’ Caramel Delights, sneakily, Stolen, in spite - of the weight, I was fightin’ so easily. -- Perhaps, When the adults are all done - playin’ house, for fun, I’ll bring my cookies from the fort, to the table. We’ll have coffee and speak of the stats, For the week and laugh about, Hart's becoming unstable. And, I shall wear loafers, That pinch at my, Toesies that fidget, Crazily, Beneath my seat.
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Jul 23, 2011
Jul 23, 2011 at 4:46 PM UTC
Little Lady
Say that we are enemies Arch-eyed sharp means you ridicule. You don’t get what our spit means to each other. You mah frick; I you frack. Yolo contendere, peace out bella pie.
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Mar 6, 2016
Mar 6, 2016 at 10:05 AM UTC
Frenemies
The best burn I've ever felt came from a small reflection tucked away, strong, removed from temptation. Share your selection: perception. Something about this weather makes me sick, and cuddly. All I want these days is to be alone, with a body, and nobody, and something to help me forget a few things: less personal. Moving around, faster, each by three. So in love with this moment, I start to catch on fire, a page full of **** and forget me please. You tasted better in the morning, I hope I did too. Contamination through determination. We're going back in time for the last time, it's the beginning of moving forward. What haunts us haunts us only in subconscious, so we lay on the floor, curl in the kitchen, inhale: new decisions. Getting on tracks, hearing about the ones that got loose, and the ones that go too close avoiding getting ran over, running over, rereading listening listening listening I can hear you listening in the silence you create: thank you! This progress is beating it's way inside of us, the way we beat into each other. Um, um um um uhhhh Ah cha rah cha cha cha I love you, and I'm not going to say it more than I feel it and I feel it, oh honey, it's coming faster than I do on the weekends. Sttttrrrreeeeetttcccchhhhhhhhhhhh rip feathers, wash away the leathers. Last nights reminder sent me shivering shocked. Your voice is changing, there's more than one and you can talk about her as much as you want, 'cause I spend most my day doing the same thing's inside as you do outside, just we do everything at the same time, so there's no need for questions, because everything's an answer. Answering yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes y e s y eeee sssss ssss ssssss eyy yeeuh yes yesh. I've always liked the shape of a woman, long hair pulled back. It makes sense. Since when? “I just woke up and you're already attacking me, all I want to do is just go to sleep.” you told me when I write, and I proved you wrong. Proved myself wrong. Wrong is a word said quickly and distorted at the same pace, it's manifest destiny in the form of emotions in motion. Wrongwrongwrong wrungwrungwrung riiiing riiiing riiing- don't answer that!
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Dec 8, 2011
Dec 8, 2011 at 4:56 PM UTC
mah holly, white christmas.
The best burn I've ever felt came from a small reflection tucked away, strong, removed from temptation. Share your selection: perception. Something about this weather makes me sick, and cuddly. All I want these days is to be alone, with a body, and nobody, and something to help me forget a few things: less personal. Moving around, faster, each by three. So in love with this moment, I start to catch on fire, a page full of **** and forget me please. You tasted better in the morning, I hope I did too. Contamination through determination. We're going back in time for the last time, it's the beginning of moving forward. What haunts us haunts us only in subconscious, so we lay on the floor, curl in the kitchen, inhale: new decisions. Getting on tracks, hearing about the ones that got loose, and the ones that go too close avoiding getting ran over, running over, rereading listening listening listening I can hear you listening in the silence you create: thank you! This progress is beating it's way inside of us, the way we beat into each other. Um, um um um uhhhh Ah cha rah cha cha cha I love you, and I'm not going to say it more than I feel it and I feel it, oh honey, it's coming faster than I do on the weekends. Sttttrrrreeeeetttcccchhhhhhhhhhhh rip feathers, wash away the leathers. Last nights reminder sent me shivering shocked. Your voice is changing, there's more than one and you can talk about her as much as you want, 'cause I spend most my day doing the same thing's inside as you do outside, just we do everything at the same time, so there's no need for questions, because everything's an answer. Answering yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes y e s y eeee sssss ssss ssssss eyy yeeuh yes yesh. I've always liked the shape of a woman, long hair pulled back. It makes sense. Since when? “I just woke up and you're already attacking me, all I want to do is just go to sleep.” you told me when I write, and I proved you wrong. Proved myself wrong. Wrong is a word said quickly and distorted at the same pace, it's manifest destiny in the form of emotions in motion. Wrongwrongwrong wrungwrungwrung riiiing riiiing riiing- don't answer that!
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Sit still, now, chil’, While I untangle this mess - You ain’t goin’ swimmin’ ‘til it’s all in braids, The mo’ naps you got, The mo’ hair you lose, I’m ti’ed of strugglin’ With this pick And flat comb, — ‘cause yo hair is too thick, I’m at the enda mah wick, And, mah grays are doin’ Anything - But, fadin’.
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Aug 3, 2011
Aug 3, 2011 at 9:04 PM UTC
Then, I Saw It All Was, Clearly, a Mess -
Would you share a moment with me, over some herbal tea? Take a walk verbally, make a bond certainly cause’ in my hand I bet your hand would fit perfectly. Its like we floatin in space when you flirtin with me, can’t believe the moments we have, don’t wanna move to quick, but honey without you I’d be sick. I’m saying this from the heart best believe it from the start, with you in mah life, I wanna make you mah wife. Don’t think just react it makes it easier in fact, you look better with no make up on I hope you don’t take it wrong. When the sun sets upon your eyes, your beauty becomes disguised hidden in between the feelings of lust and love, I can fall for you with just one shove. Getting swallowed in the waves of commotions I can’t help to feel these emotions, I get lost for for words tryin to describe your curves. Not in a sleezy way because I like how gentleman play, not in such a style to drive these ladies wild, but with such manner and bliss he plants one kiss. Upon the lips of beautiful lady who isn’t so shady, upon the woman with class which any man shouldn’t pass, upon the one with the big dreams which have no seems. With just one kiss he knows he can’t miss, the love of his life that will soon be his wife.
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Mar 6, 2012
Mar 6, 2012 at 6:03 AM UTC
Certainly Thee Most Perfectly
I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands The minstrels bello and promenade Causing youths to parody Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day meh paramour our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call I will burn it into meh mind The energy of your shape across the horizon And the heavens beyond Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day mah paramore our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call Flowing with nimbus a bird of pray scours midgaurd Caught in torrents a mariner catches fleeting glimpses of midgaurd Bird of prey stiring air the torrents becomes untenable Inch toward shore and grasp it to understand it's only soil With the potential of our end millenarian revelations come within our grasp However faced with dread nightmares and the vastness of time I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day meh paramour our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call
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Jul 12, 2019
Jul 12, 2019 at 11:18 PM UTC
Maypole
I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands The minstrels bello and promenade Causing youths to parody Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day meh paramour our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call I will burn it into meh mind The energy of your shape across the horizon And the heavens beyond Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day mah paramore our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call Flowing with nimbus a bird of pray scours midgaurd Caught in torrents a mariner catches fleeting glimpses of midgaurd Bird of prey stiring air the torrents becomes untenable Inch toward shore and grasp it to understand it's only soil With the potential of our end millenarian revelations come within our grasp However faced with dread nightmares and the vastness of time I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness I'd act as your maypole An utterance to stir your soul Meh day at your whims Say we have gone riding into the echos even throughout the lowlands Within and surrounding the loch Monoliths reach from the heavens and take root A parcel yet afore we arrive to bare witness Honest decades passed now we shall bare witness with joy In A day meh paramour our party will show and you will know we have arrived at your call
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Night rhymes commit mind crimes with ah spiced line, and some white wine, like its prime time, to slam dunk a ***** off your bucket list hittin 106 lookin sun-kissed in Seattle's mist catch me singein mah self I'm in such crucial stealth gotta prove your wealth when you're on this shelf get him gushin in gravey like I dare you to taste me... No ***** ever replace me
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 2:58 AM UTC
Night Rhymes