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I feel bad for women who date online. There are good men in this world, I swear. Not every man who walks the earth wastes his breath and your time, with cro-magnon scribbles from a mind so bare, that it comes as a surprise they managed even to write one line, much less something so cerebral as this:                               "Yo, prety gurl. Liek yur pic,                                 I so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>                                Wanna see mah **** So deep, right? What Socratic genius might have penned such lines? Surely not even Shakespeare or Keats could craft words so divine! I am so sorry, women who date online. Truly, I'm sorry, on behalf of mankind
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 1:21 AM UTC
Online Dating
I feel bad for women who date online. There are good men in this world, I swear. Not every man who walks the earth wastes his breath and your time, with cro-magnon scribbles from a mind so bare, that it comes as a surprise they managed even to write one line, much less something so cerebral as this:                               "Yo, prety gurl. Liek yur pic,                                 I so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>                                Wanna see mah **** So deep, right? What Socratic genius might have penned such lines? Surely not even Shakespeare or Keats could craft words so divine! I am so sorry, women who date online. Truly, I'm sorry, on behalf of mankind
ian-steele
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 1:21 AM UTC
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