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"magdaline" poems
On your crucifixtion day, take a gift from me It didn’t cost a cent, I made it all for free You’ll love it like you did Mary Magdaline A small glimpse of the world after you go off and die for sin I’m a man of words, I hope you’ll stick around You don’t have a choice, those nails are in there pretty sound As you’re dying of dehydration and hematadrosis Know that now in court, people blame you for their psychosis A father hears a voice tells him to **** his kid You’re responsible for more infant deaths than SIDS Another man fills a pipe with nails; a clinic up in flames And the inspiration derives from your holy name The Holy Crusades, now that’s a delight Did you know they actually sent children to fight? It’s true, and in your name no less I’ll tell you right now, it was not a success They next denied the holocaust But never you think all is lost They’re right on board with marrying gays Oh wait, I messed up that last phrase I don’t think you fathom the harm to come The damage that’s done because you’re the son Of the holy god, my former employer Before I was keeper of killers and lawyers Heres some advice, take it from me You’re wasting your time, get off that tree Get down, and have a long talk with your father Tell him **** ‘em all, and next time try harder.”
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Feb 10, 2010
Feb 10, 2010 at 9:21 AM UTC
Crucifixtion Comedy