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"jerks" poems
Dating gay guys works For women now and then. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. After dating all those jerks You’ll surely wonder why You never had the idea of Going out with a gay guy. You can dress pretty and Never need to wear a mask. He won’t make a move on you No matter how you ask. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. Your girlfriends will see you With a guy who is lava hot. And if he isn’t to femmy They won’t ask whether or not. They’ll just see you at bars And dancing the night away. They’ll never think to ask If that big hunk is gay. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. And the girl talk you can have About all the smoking guys About their gorgeous bodies Their smiles and their eyes. If you pick the right guy You can find out right away Which other guys in the club Are actually secretly gay. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while.
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Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 8:26 PM UTC
DATING GAY GUYS
Dating gay guys works For women now and then. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. After dating all those jerks You’ll surely wonder why You never had the idea of Going out with a gay guy. You can dress pretty and Never need to wear a mask. He won’t make a move on you No matter how you ask. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. Your girlfriends will see you With a guy who is lava hot. And if he isn’t to femmy They won’t ask whether or not. They’ll just see you at bars And dancing the night away. They’ll never think to ask If that big hunk is gay. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while. And the girl talk you can have About all the smoking guys About their gorgeous bodies Their smiles and their eyes. If you pick the right guy You can find out right away Which other guys in the club Are actually secretly gay. Dating gay guys works For women and gay men. You might end up dating them Over and over again. Many are good dancers And dress in current style. And while you won’t get laid You’ll have fun for a while.
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I fall faster than gravitational acceleration. Body jerks, vibrate like an earthquake. Body and mind go separate ways. Physical overcomes mental strength. Muscles gain strength. I can kick like an Ostrich. Dare not to touch me. Only I can reunite my body and mind. The reunion results in confusion. I get electrically shocked by migraines. The joy of the reunion is short-lived. I ask myself all the “Whys” in the world. Only God knows why. https://www.facebook.com/EpilepsyandCpfriends/
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Apr 5, 2018
Apr 5, 2018 at 6:00 AM UTC
During an Epileptic Seizure?
"“To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come," as Shakespeare wrote and Shakespeare dreamt and Shakespeare... became he who ruled the world of words. What dreams may come may come in bits What dreams may come may feel as real as walking down a frozen field What dreams may come may come so quick one can't escape one simply feels The horror of a nightmare real as being trapped with none to hear The yelling moaning wretched calls one calls for help yet no one hears What dreams may come may come in peace What dreams may come may come as fields of roaming grains kissed by a breeze What dreams may come when one is whole and eyes the field as endless wonder planted by a higher power What dreams may come may come in jerks of memories lost from years gone by now brought to life as one just sleeps What dreams may come may come as real as real as life and love and death What dreams may come... You know they may...
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Aug 13, 2017
Aug 13, 2017 at 8:23 AM UTC
"What Dreams May Come"
Words are often left unspoken amongst the mangled and the broken words can heal, but instead silence while we tolerate the violence on our bodies/ in our minds a tangled web, we dare not unwind to ourselves -and one another - we've been unkind, though we are lovers. Ponder this questionable existence where there is an abundance of resistance to be ourselves and feel the love constantly searching for a reason above instead of reaching out and extending our hand to our neighbor, our brother, "some kids in a van" It's funny how we land here in this position abandoning our families and breaking tradition to learn about the world and the way that it works some people have kinds souls and others are just jerks One day you ask an old man "Sir, may I have a dollar? I just want some food, maybe a water." His reaction could be harmful, harsh, judgemental the skill that needs building is very fundamental "You'll spend it on drugs! Get out of my face!" Discouraging words spoken of the human race, "Sir may I have a dollar or some food? Maybe water" Another man approaches as he walks with his daughter... The daughter tugs this man and she slips him some change How smart the children are.. Isn't it strange? with one small glance of the smile in this exchange the man understood, the answer was plain. Now you have a dollar, although not enough for food, inside you feel a warmth and a change in your mood. The youth can inspire every second, every day by giving out love hoping that the idea will stay. "Some kids in a van" were once your sons and daughters when people realize this, they seem to have a few more dollars words are often left unspoken each and every day- If you extended your heart and hand, that pain is sure to run astray.
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Dec 4, 2016
Dec 4, 2016 at 10:20 PM UTC
"Kids in a Van"
Words are often left unspoken amongst the mangled and the broken words can heal, but instead silence while we tolerate the violence on our bodies/ in our minds a tangled web, we dare not unwind to ourselves -and one another - we've been unkind, though we are lovers. Ponder this questionable existence where there is an abundance of resistance to be ourselves and feel the love constantly searching for a reason above instead of reaching out and extending our hand to our neighbor, our brother, "some kids in a van" It's funny how we land here in this position abandoning our families and breaking tradition to learn about the world and the way that it works some people have kinds souls and others are just jerks One day you ask an old man "Sir, may I have a dollar? I just want some food, maybe a water." His reaction could be harmful, harsh, judgemental the skill that needs building is very fundamental "You'll spend it on drugs! Get out of my face!" Discouraging words spoken of the human race, "Sir may I have a dollar or some food? Maybe water" Another man approaches as he walks with his daughter... The daughter tugs this man and she slips him some change How smart the children are.. Isn't it strange? with one small glance of the smile in this exchange the man understood, the answer was plain. Now you have a dollar, although not enough for food, inside you feel a warmth and a change in your mood. The youth can inspire every second, every day by giving out love hoping that the idea will stay. "Some kids in a van" were once your sons and daughters when people realize this, they seem to have a few more dollars words are often left unspoken each and every day- If you extended your heart and hand, that pain is sure to run astray.
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A shadowed boy with piercing blue eyes The quiet girl with guarded brown eyes When brown eyes meet blue,    the world stops, then jerks suddenly with a torn gaze from frightened souls The demons awake filling troubled minds with haunting thoughts The only problem... A love that would have grown so strong... Was cast aside as a stray thought.
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Dec 6, 2014
Dec 6, 2014 at 9:29 PM UTC
Love at First Sight
I’m a woman with some attitude-- not one who will dispense a platitude. Chicken soup won’t give you soul; from me, it’ll get you an eye roll. You try to mask your disapproving looks with sanctimonious advice from large print books: “Embrace the moment” “Be grateful” and “Breathe” “Pray” “See only the good” “Turn the other cheek” “Accept others’ flaws” “Don’t criticize”-- I have some advice that’s a bit more wise: “Don’t put up with ******** “Embrace your outrage." While you were living in the “present,” history turned the page. God is Dead, you’ve got to take charge; you’ve been scammed by crooks in suits, who live large. People aren’t so good; sometimes they’re **** They’ve pulled the rug out from under where you sit. Don’t accept others’ flaws; tell them to go to hell. If you’re really mad, don’t breathe, just yell. Anger is good, it’s there for a reason. You’re just a phony, with your people pleasin’. Get off your **** and take some action-- stick it to the jerks, join the radical faction. Accommodating ******** just brings on more-- just wait, and you’ll see what’s next in store.
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Jan 24, 2017
Jan 24, 2017 at 10:44 PM UTC
Attitude
The brass trumpet sounds In the dark, where weeps aloud And hearts are made of silver To match her necklace that slithers As a snake which tangos When their bracelets dangle No one seems much surprised For her dance, the cobra rise To greet the man on the street As he is poisoned head to feet Shake the jeepers, I'm telling you If not, may your spirit be cool She is definitely a piece of work And drunken whispers offer jerks But, they do not have a clue This woman moves to voodoo Wiggle... Jiggle.. Lady Dancer You eat them like a malice cancer Wiggle... Jiggle... Lady Dancer Tomorrow, you will have to answer.
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Mar 8, 2011
Mar 8, 2011 at 9:24 AM UTC
Belly Dancers
people liars,thieves killing,robbing,backstabbing ******** I don't need jerks
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Sep 18, 2015
Sep 18, 2015 at 11:55 PM UTC
cinquain
Some people say life is a game, like Monopoly, but for most of us, our lives are sorry. Sorry you've been abandoned, sorry i can’t see you any more, I’m so sorry for your loss. Sorry, sorry, sorry is as sorry does. Sorry’s mean they didn't love you, he didn't care, and we couldn't save her. Sorry's **** Sometimes sorrys feel good but most of the time they feel like crap. Sorry's mean guys are jerks, people hate me, and I. HAVE. NO. FRIENDS. Sorry, sorry, sorry, say it three times over a wound and it won’t make it heal, it’s just a five letter word, but it's a four letter word to me, it doesn't do anything. It doesn't heal scars, or take back the words, or take the razor blades that end peoples lives from their shaking hands as they draw their last breath. Sorry, sorry, sorry, it doesn't make life any better, it doesn't make it right.
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Jun 5, 2014
Jun 5, 2014 at 10:47 PM UTC
Sorry...
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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Feb 14, 2018
Feb 14, 2018 at 2:51 PM UTC
TO MY VALENTINE Ogdon Nash three versions
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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The tractor stands frozen - an agony To think of. All night Snow packed its open entrails. Now a head-pincering gale, A spill of molten ice, smoking snow, Pours into its steel. At white heat of numbness it stands In the aimed hosing of ground-level fieriness. It defied flesh and won't start. Hands are like wounds already Inside armour gloves, and feet are unbelievable As if the toe-nails were all just torn off. I stare at it in hatred. Beyond it The copse hisses - capitulates miserably In the fleeing, failing light. Starlings, A dirtier sleetier snow, blow smokily, unendingly, over Towards plantations Eastward. All the time the tractor is sinking Through the degrees, deepening Into its hell of ice. The starting lever Cracks its action, like a snapping knuckle. The battery is alive - but like a lamb Trying to nudge its solid-frozen mother - While the seat claims my buttock-bones, bites With the space-cold of earth, which it has joined In one solid lump. I squirt commercial sure-fire Down the black throat - it just coughs. It ridicules me - a trap of iron stupidity I've stepped into. I drive the battery As if I were hammering and hammering The frozen arrangement to pieces with a hammer And it jabbers laughing pain-crying mockingly Into happy life. And stands Shuddering itself full of heat, seeming to enlarge slowly Like a demon demonstrating A more-than-usually-complete materialization - Suddenly it jerks from its solidarity With the concrete, and lurches towards a stanchion Bursting with superhuman well-being and abandon Shouting Where Where? Worse iron is waiting. Power-lift kneels Levers awake imprisoned deadweight, Shackle-pins bedded in cast-iron cow-shit. The blind and vibrating condemned obedience Of iron to the cruelty of iron, Wheels screeched out of their night-locks - Fingers Among the tormented Tonnage and burning of iron Eyes Weeping in the wind of chloroform And the tractor, streaming with sweat, Raging and trembling and rejoicing.
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Tractor
The tractor stands frozen - an agony To think of. All night Snow packed its open entrails. Now a head-pincering gale, A spill of molten ice, smoking snow, Pours into its steel. At white heat of numbness it stands In the aimed hosing of ground-level fieriness. It defied flesh and won't start. Hands are like wounds already Inside armour gloves, and feet are unbelievable As if the toe-nails were all just torn off. I stare at it in hatred. Beyond it The copse hisses - capitulates miserably In the fleeing, failing light. Starlings, A dirtier sleetier snow, blow smokily, unendingly, over Towards plantations Eastward. All the time the tractor is sinking Through the degrees, deepening Into its hell of ice. The starting lever Cracks its action, like a snapping knuckle. The battery is alive - but like a lamb Trying to nudge its solid-frozen mother - While the seat claims my buttock-bones, bites With the space-cold of earth, which it has joined In one solid lump. I squirt commercial sure-fire Down the black throat - it just coughs. It ridicules me - a trap of iron stupidity I've stepped into. I drive the battery As if I were hammering and hammering The frozen arrangement to pieces with a hammer And it jabbers laughing pain-crying mockingly Into happy life. And stands Shuddering itself full of heat, seeming to enlarge slowly Like a demon demonstrating A more-than-usually-complete materialization - Suddenly it jerks from its solidarity With the concrete, and lurches towards a stanchion Bursting with superhuman well-being and abandon Shouting Where Where? Worse iron is waiting. Power-lift kneels Levers awake imprisoned deadweight, Shackle-pins bedded in cast-iron cow-shit. The blind and vibrating condemned obedience Of iron to the cruelty of iron, Wheels screeched out of their night-locks - Fingers Among the tormented Tonnage and burning of iron Eyes Weeping in the wind of chloroform And the tractor, streaming with sweat, Raging and trembling and rejoicing.
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Supposedly too much television will rot your brain away BUT... you can 't believe what everyone may say KERMIT told us it ain't easy being green TAYLOR SWIFT taught us people can be trouble & really mean SEBASTIAN the CRAB told us it is better down where it is wetter CINDERELLA taught us that eventually things will get better SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS told us over & over he's READY! he's READY! THE TORTOISE taught us that being quick may not always work KAYNE WEST taught us people are rude, interrupting, annoying & huge jerks MR KRABS taught us some people are money hungry & greedy LINDSAY LOHAN taught us some people are attention needy DORA THE EXPLORER taught us to live our life as an adventure & go explore SWIPER taught us to always go for more SQUIDWARD taught us not everyone has happiness to share PATRICK STAR taught us that some people's heads are filled with air PLANKTON taught us that you can never give up on reaching your goal ALICE's curiosity taught us don't chase white rabbits with pocket watches down their hole PETER PAN taught us to live carefree & have no worries at all HORTON taught us that a person is a person no matter how small THE LORAX taught us to take care of our trees SNOW WHITE taught us that there maybe more than what the eye sees TOMMY PICKLES taught us sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do THE GRINCH taught us that deep down inside, the cruel have hearts too NEMO'S DAD MARLIN taught us you can't protect people from all & or any danger BARNEY taught us not to talk to a stranger TIMONE & PUMBA taught us "HAKUNA MATATA" LILO & STITCH taught us no one gets left behind or forgotten, that is "OHANA" SOUTH PARK taught us not to give a **** & some friends can be a huge ****** BAG JUSTIN BIEBER taught us what isn't "SWAG" STEWIE taught us that even if you're talking not everyone is listening NELLY taught us that not everywhere has air conditioning "HOT IN HERRE" DOROTHY taught us is you want to go home just click your heels three times & repeat "THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME" SOUTH PARK'S TWEAK taught us that your underwear get stolen by the underwear gnomes So much we've unknowingly managed to obtain secretly stored in our brain celebrities, songs, shows & even cartoons have taught us a lot & that's what life lessons are all about little hidden lessons & messages everywhere & completely unaware you pass it on & share
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Aug 17, 2015
Aug 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM UTC
Consciously Unaware, Taught Subconsciously..
Supposedly too much television will rot your brain away BUT... you can 't believe what everyone may say KERMIT told us it ain't easy being green TAYLOR SWIFT taught us people can be trouble & really mean SEBASTIAN the CRAB told us it is better down where it is wetter CINDERELLA taught us that eventually things will get better SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS told us over & over he's READY! he's READY! THE TORTOISE taught us that being quick may not always work KAYNE WEST taught us people are rude, interrupting, annoying & huge jerks MR KRABS taught us some people are money hungry & greedy LINDSAY LOHAN taught us some people are attention needy DORA THE EXPLORER taught us to live our life as an adventure & go explore SWIPER taught us to always go for more SQUIDWARD taught us not everyone has happiness to share PATRICK STAR taught us that some people's heads are filled with air PLANKTON taught us that you can never give up on reaching your goal ALICE's curiosity taught us don't chase white rabbits with pocket watches down their hole PETER PAN taught us to live carefree & have no worries at all HORTON taught us that a person is a person no matter how small THE LORAX taught us to take care of our trees SNOW WHITE taught us that there maybe more than what the eye sees TOMMY PICKLES taught us sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do THE GRINCH taught us that deep down inside, the cruel have hearts too NEMO'S DAD MARLIN taught us you can't protect people from all & or any danger BARNEY taught us not to talk to a stranger TIMONE & PUMBA taught us "HAKUNA MATATA" LILO & STITCH taught us no one gets left behind or forgotten, that is "OHANA" SOUTH PARK taught us not to give a **** & some friends can be a huge ****** BAG JUSTIN BIEBER taught us what isn't "SWAG" STEWIE taught us that even if you're talking not everyone is listening NELLY taught us that not everywhere has air conditioning "HOT IN HERRE" DOROTHY taught us is you want to go home just click your heels three times & repeat "THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME" SOUTH PARK'S TWEAK taught us that your underwear get stolen by the underwear gnomes So much we've unknowingly managed to obtain secretly stored in our brain celebrities, songs, shows & even cartoons have taught us a lot & that's what life lessons are all about little hidden lessons & messages everywhere & completely unaware you pass it on & share
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**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
SPAMMER SMACKDOWN
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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No we're not learning about inventors. No we're not learning about scientists. If we were, that would be great, But we're not, Instead we're learning about lying thieves, And overrated ones at that. We should be learning about real inventors, That didn't steal ideas from others, And were lucky enough not to have ideas stolen from them, Like George Westinghouse. We should be learning about real inventors, And real scientists, That sadly went unrecognized, Because their ideas were stolen, By so called inventors, That were in reality total jerks, Like Nikola Tesla, And Rosalind Franklin. However, instead of learning about true inventors like them, We're learning about the likes of Thomas Edison, Guglielmo Marconi, James Watson, And Francis Crick. Here's a "fun fact" about Thomas Edison, He promised Nikola Tesla 50 grand, In exchange for fixing his machines. However, when Nikola Tesla was finished, Several months later, He not only didn't pay Tesla, He mocked him for asking, He said that he was joking, And according to some, he was offered a raise of 10 dollars According to others, he asked for a raise, and was denied it, Either way, Tesla quit. Here's a "fun fact" about Guglielmo Marconi, He didn't invent the radio, Nikola Tesla did. However, Marconi pulled an Edison, And stole Tesla's invention from him. Luckily, although sadly too late, Tesla was rewarded the patent. Here's a "fun fact" about James Watson and Francis Crick, They took credit for Franklin's discovery. Why do we have to sit in social studies, Listening to Youtube videos, And reading books, And doing plays, That people created for school kids, About so called inventors. When instead, We could be reading books, Listening to Youtube videos, And doing plays, That we created ourselves, About real inventors. I want to get a real education. I want to learn about the truth, Instead of lies. So please teachers, Principals, Superintendents, Common Core Professionals, State Test Professionals, Please let us learn about the truth, Please don't make us learn about lies.
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Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 4:46 PM UTC
A poem by Olive Goldstein, a character I created!
No we're not learning about inventors. No we're not learning about scientists. If we were, that would be great, But we're not, Instead we're learning about lying thieves, And overrated ones at that. We should be learning about real inventors, That didn't steal ideas from others, And were lucky enough not to have ideas stolen from them, Like George Westinghouse. We should be learning about real inventors, And real scientists, That sadly went unrecognized, Because their ideas were stolen, By so called inventors, That were in reality total jerks, Like Nikola Tesla, And Rosalind Franklin. However, instead of learning about true inventors like them, We're learning about the likes of Thomas Edison, Guglielmo Marconi, James Watson, And Francis Crick. Here's a "fun fact" about Thomas Edison, He promised Nikola Tesla 50 grand, In exchange for fixing his machines. However, when Nikola Tesla was finished, Several months later, He not only didn't pay Tesla, He mocked him for asking, He said that he was joking, And according to some, he was offered a raise of 10 dollars According to others, he asked for a raise, and was denied it, Either way, Tesla quit. Here's a "fun fact" about Guglielmo Marconi, He didn't invent the radio, Nikola Tesla did. However, Marconi pulled an Edison, And stole Tesla's invention from him. Luckily, although sadly too late, Tesla was rewarded the patent. Here's a "fun fact" about James Watson and Francis Crick, They took credit for Franklin's discovery. Why do we have to sit in social studies, Listening to Youtube videos, And reading books, And doing plays, That people created for school kids, About so called inventors. When instead, We could be reading books, Listening to Youtube videos, And doing plays, That we created ourselves, About real inventors. I want to get a real education. I want to learn about the truth, Instead of lies. So please teachers, Principals, Superintendents, Common Core Professionals, State Test Professionals, Please let us learn about the truth, Please don't make us learn about lies.
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My auspicious and audacious assault augments the annoyance of aged accomplices. My bodacious broadside of boffolas berates and buffaloes bros beneficently. A classy crusade Clownishly chiseling and criticizing childishness. A devilish ********** of dillydallying dullards; devoutly denying dimwits the dulcet dream of defiance. Excessive, exuberant edification, ebulliently eliminating education-evictees. A fair-weather frolic in flippancy with furious fools floundering in flawed foppishness. Gregariously grating glum guys gleefully, growing grander garnishes of gripping gallantry gaily. Heckling hooligans highlights my heavenly humor. Irreverently irking irritable, iniquitous idiots in inestimably infuriating and incredible instances. A jolly, jocular **** joking with jerks. A kreiger kicking kleptomaniacs in the karyotype. (Cut me some slack, this is 'k', after all.) A ludicrous, laughing lambaste of lollygagging lunatics, loftily loosing luscious lunacy on lucky losers. A magnificent masterpiece of malfeasance, a monstrous, malevolent mission of massive misfortune for the minor minors missing no malicious missive. A noxious, narcissistic niggling of nitwits, niftily nixing the noisome naivete of niggardly nobs. An offhand, off-color outburst of outlandish observations to outclass the obnoxious overtures of obsequious offal. A pragmatic prediction of possible platitudes or platypi, a placid parley of pyrotechnic pleasantries provoking Pyrrhic protections by prurient prats. A quixotic quibble quarreling with a queer quarry. Ribald ribbing, ruining the robust reality of the repreachful, repugnant, and rapacious with risque ridiculousness. A silly, slighting slander of sluglike slavishness, succinctly sinking sloppy simpletons sourly. Tracing the titillating talent of towing tyranny to towering terrors to tactless, togless, terrapins of the times.
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Jan 7, 2012
Jan 7, 2012 at 11:25 PM UTC
Awesome Alliterations
My auspicious and audacious assault augments the annoyance of aged accomplices. My bodacious broadside of boffolas berates and buffaloes bros beneficently. A classy crusade Clownishly chiseling and criticizing childishness. A devilish ********** of dillydallying dullards; devoutly denying dimwits the dulcet dream of defiance. Excessive, exuberant edification, ebulliently eliminating education-evictees. A fair-weather frolic in flippancy with furious fools floundering in flawed foppishness. Gregariously grating glum guys gleefully, growing grander garnishes of gripping gallantry gaily. Heckling hooligans highlights my heavenly humor. Irreverently irking irritable, iniquitous idiots in inestimably infuriating and incredible instances. A jolly, jocular **** joking with jerks. A kreiger kicking kleptomaniacs in the karyotype. (Cut me some slack, this is 'k', after all.) A ludicrous, laughing lambaste of lollygagging lunatics, loftily loosing luscious lunacy on lucky losers. A magnificent masterpiece of malfeasance, a monstrous, malevolent mission of massive misfortune for the minor minors missing no malicious missive. A noxious, narcissistic niggling of nitwits, niftily nixing the noisome naivete of niggardly nobs. An offhand, off-color outburst of outlandish observations to outclass the obnoxious overtures of obsequious offal. A pragmatic prediction of possible platitudes or platypi, a placid parley of pyrotechnic pleasantries provoking Pyrrhic protections by prurient prats. A quixotic quibble quarreling with a queer quarry. Ribald ribbing, ruining the robust reality of the repreachful, repugnant, and rapacious with risque ridiculousness. A silly, slighting slander of sluglike slavishness, succinctly sinking sloppy simpletons sourly. Tracing the titillating talent of towing tyranny to towering terrors to tactless, togless, terrapins of the times.
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Your hate for her Her eyes try to be happy You don't realize what she's been through You're inconsiderate jerks She talented and beautiful If you don't see it Then you are blind Her beauty is within Take the time to see it Don't judge her by she talk or walks Or the scar on her neck Don't be an inconsiderate ****
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Oct 23, 2012
Oct 23, 2012 at 10:18 AM UTC
Inconsiderate Jerks
He stirs, slowly... watching the spoon, break the fog, settling over his morning cup... opalescent eyes, scanning the sleepy blue, of daytime horizons. Porcelain fingers, shift into hard, ceramic claws; first smoothing up, snuggly cotton pantlegs, and then running them down, forcing his navied thighs, to separate. The fork, in the road, as I crawl in, between them, headlights, and a glossy smile, on full beam. He jerks, with surprise at the unexpected motion, lips, arrested in a subtle purse-- a pinched pink, pouted gently, outwards to blow away the steam gathering, around tense fingers. I mimic the tension, with my own, slaking lips. Hands shift, to cup him, and slide, upwards. Suddenly, he needs two, to grip the mug. My tongue, slicks out, wetly, to follow his ascent, as he stands, upright; neapolitan soldier, with the suede skin.   The heat, gathers, in my palms flushing his thighs, and it circulates, warmly against flickering flesh; mouth, moving limberly to drink him, under the table. My feral eyes, fix his drunken ones, as we both take each other, in. "I hope you saved some cream, for me? Good morning, honey."
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Jun 13, 2025
Jun 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM UTC
Coffee and Creamer (adult)
Blood-red you are the essence of all that is ****** a passion unbound by morality, sweetest smelling, your satin skin begs for my caress. Such heady perfume draws me closer fills my lungs, my eyes closed basking in the Aphroditic aura of you, swooning as you caress my senses; to hold you, possess you is all I know ... Reaching out pleading, begging, my hand enfolds you ... Your barbs pierce my skin blade-drawn, my blood oozes gently out, mixes with your satin touch, its rich aroma startles my perception awakens me. My hand jerks open and you flutter earthward to lie crumpled and torn on the ground consecrated by my blood, my complete forgiveness given; your beauty, your passion deserves no less...
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Sep 11, 2012
Sep 11, 2012 at 3:50 PM UTC
Rose
Once upon a time, There was a blue haired girl named Coraline She moved to her new home, that was totally made of wood and stone Her parents were very busy with there works They gave her no attention and were playing real jerks On a random day, she finds a hidden door, very small But with big disappointment it ended up on a brick wall When she got woken up by a shadow in the late night- darkness She followed its movement, totally harmless The shadow leaded her to the little door So, she maded herself really small, with her knees on the floor But when she opend the door, it wasn't what she first saw Behind the little door, there was now a little hall On the other side of the hall, there was another small door She wanted to go out there, but she wasn't so sure Finally she decided to take the risk So she crawled thru the hall, very whisk She suddenly ends up in a special place, where it all looked the same. She would soon found out, it all was not a game Everybody had buttons instead of eyes and lots of things were happening as a surprise There also were 3 kids without a heart and soul Although she liked it there she wanted to leave that black hole But for that she had to pay a price Her real parents had gone missing and to find them, she had to think twice Her other mother locked them up behind a mirror. Coraline didn't know what to do, so she asked her to make everything clearer. The three soulless kids were also locked up They never had gotten the chance to grow - up. So she made a deal with her other mother If she could find the 3 souls of the kids, she could leave with the others During her quest she met a speaking cat. But still, she wanted to leave that place really bad. With a lot of difficulties She had find the odd species. But Coraline knew the mother wouldn't play fair So she threw the speaking cat in the air. the cat scratched the face off the other mother She was screaming but Coraline didn't bother. True the passage she arrived, in her real house in the middle of the night She closed the door and made now sure she locked  it very tight
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Jun 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
Coraline - Storie by Sthepen Jones
Once upon a time, There was a blue haired girl named Coraline She moved to her new home, that was totally made of wood and stone Her parents were very busy with there works They gave her no attention and were playing real jerks On a random day, she finds a hidden door, very small But with big disappointment it ended up on a brick wall When she got woken up by a shadow in the late night- darkness She followed its movement, totally harmless The shadow leaded her to the little door So, she maded herself really small, with her knees on the floor But when she opend the door, it wasn't what she first saw Behind the little door, there was now a little hall On the other side of the hall, there was another small door She wanted to go out there, but she wasn't so sure Finally she decided to take the risk So she crawled thru the hall, very whisk She suddenly ends up in a special place, where it all looked the same. She would soon found out, it all was not a game Everybody had buttons instead of eyes and lots of things were happening as a surprise There also were 3 kids without a heart and soul Although she liked it there she wanted to leave that black hole But for that she had to pay a price Her real parents had gone missing and to find them, she had to think twice Her other mother locked them up behind a mirror. Coraline didn't know what to do, so she asked her to make everything clearer. The three soulless kids were also locked up They never had gotten the chance to grow - up. So she made a deal with her other mother If she could find the 3 souls of the kids, she could leave with the others During her quest she met a speaking cat. But still, she wanted to leave that place really bad. With a lot of difficulties She had find the odd species. But Coraline knew the mother wouldn't play fair So she threw the speaking cat in the air. the cat scratched the face off the other mother She was screaming but Coraline didn't bother. True the passage she arrived, in her real house in the middle of the night She closed the door and made now sure she locked  it very tight
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Inspiration Determination Concentration Preparation What does it all mean? Can we just live in a world Where everyone is free? Would people even dare? To live in a world where everyone cared? Too bad that's not how it works Too bad this world's full of jerks
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Sep 8, 2014
Sep 8, 2014 at 11:18 PM UTC
Can We Just Live?
There, she is there. She moves in the cold September morning it's hours yet till dawn but she knows neither light nor dark nor scarcely where she is. A light, a door, stone steps. She walks straight up them, eyes ahead; her body rigid as she jerks forward towards the door, the handle, and suddenly the man behind the desk. He looks up, his breath stops he sees her tragic bright eyes, he sees the blood, and how she holds those small white-knuckled hands; he watches her terrible face. He knows without asking, but he asks. They are locked already into an unspeakable knowledge, only yesterday she was here, distraught and pleading, it was his chance for brilliance — or at least for goodness — and he missed it. He has become her jailer now, who could have been her saviour. He wholly understands, and it is too late. No one else will ever come to him and say 'Help me, take me, please, before I do this thing . . .' He will be haunted now for ever by his trial, deceptive as it was, and he found wanting. No one will accuse him and he can never be forgiven. His uniform rustles slightly as he rises, his single offer a cup of institution coffee, potion for the ****** 'Your jacket's all ****** take it off.' Oh cry for the breaking day, the sleeping pillows shocked by phone calls, messages, alarms, weep now and every morning for the Janus faces, back to back, of guilt and innocence.
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At the Police Station
Take one step forward And two steps back. Be sure you are following The corporate track. Pay out your earnings Never give a **** Now you are doing The Uncle Sam Scam. Bend right over and Touch your own toes. The politicians mostly can’t And that’s how it goes. They get their money And big raises too. Just like the CEOs But none for you. Take one step forward And two steps back. Be sure you are following The corporate track. Pay out your earnings Never give a **** Now you are doing The Uncle Sam Scam. Social Security funds Came in mighty handy When Georgie wanted war And it was a dandy. It made money for His favorite buddies And made our country’s rep Murderously muddy. Take one step forward And two steps back. Be sure you are following The corporate track. Pay out your earnings Never give a **** Now you are doing The Uncle Sam Scam. If you think more of CEOs And big money corporations Than you do of the people Suffering in our nation And you keep voting for jerks And overrated hams You are becoming champions Of the Uncle Sam Scam.
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Oct 6, 2015
Oct 6, 2015 at 8:50 PM UTC
UNCLE SAM SCAM
There is one thing that is certain you possess impeccable strength and you love a challenge.        Your always improving your flaws on top of  the obstacles you manage.       Superman does the same dealing with villains and their new tactics mainly.        You've always worked hard no matter what life throws at you daily.         Superman fights for those who are good, when they themselves can't. He saves the day.       When you see the innocent being troubled you step in to set the record straight.       From standing up for people to throwing jerks off the bus. A man of Steel is what your body is made of.        Your only human and there are times you feel under the weather, Even superman gets weak when kryptonite is near him.       But, I never seen or heard superman say what he couldn't do and to be honest I also never heard it from you.       Superman only exist in DC comic books However, this is reality and you are what a real superman looks.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 4:27 PM UTC
The Real Superman