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"handy" poems
What is time for our tasks at hand? Is time a value for a new life at hand? Is time a new beginning for your family? Is time a start to learn in school for grades? Is time to get a job at will? Is time a time for a persons death? Its time you and I to start something new? Value you time well for it will come in handy someday. -Sign LINK THE HERO OF TIME-
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Jun 15, 2013
Jun 15, 2013 at 11:44 PM UTC
Time
It happened in the dead of night while I was slicing bread for a guilty snack. My attention was caught by the scuttering of a raccoon outside my window. That was, I believe, the first time I noticed my strange tendencies as an unusual human. I gave the raccoon a piece of bread, my subconscious well aware of the consequences. Well aware that a raccoon that is fed will always come back for more. The enticing beauty of my cutting knife was the symptom. The bread, my hungry curiosity. The raccoon, an urge. The moon increments its phase and reflects that much more light off of my cutting knife. The very same light that glistens in the eyes of my raccoon friend. I slice the bread, fresh and soft. The raccoon becomes excited. or perhaps I'm merely projecting my emotions onto the newly-satisfied animal. The raccoon has taken to following me. You could say that we've gotten quite used to each other. The raccoon becomes hungry more and more frequently, so my bread is always handy. Every time I brandish my cutting knife the raccoon shows me its excitement. A rush of blood. Classic Pavlovian conditioning. I slice the bread. And I feed myself again.
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Mar 13, 2019
Mar 13, 2019 at 5:44 PM UTC
The raccoon ( A poem by Yuri from DDLC)
There is one thing that ought to be taught in all the colleges, Which is that people ought to be taught not to go around always making apologies. I don't mean the kind of apologies people make when they run over you or borrow five dollars or step on your feet, Because I think that is sort of sweet; No, I object to one kind of apology alone, Which is when people spend their time and yours apologizing for everything they own. You go to their house for a meal, And they apologize because the anchovies aren't caviar or the partridge is veal; They apologize privately for the crudeness of the other guests, And they apologize publicly for their wife's housekeeping or their husband's jests; If they give you a book by Dickens they apologize because it isn't by Scott, And if they take you to the theater, they apologize for the acting and the dialogue and the plot; They contain more milk of human kindness than the most capacious diary can, But if you are from out of town they apologize for everything local and if you are a foreigner they apologize for everything American. I dread these apologizers even as I am depicting them, I shudder as I think of the hours that must be spend in contradicting them, Because you are very rude if you let them emerge from an argument victorious, And when they say something of theirs is awful, it is your duty to convince them politely that it is magnificent and glorious, And what particularly bores me with them, Is that half the time you have to politely contradict them when you rudely agree with them, So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf, Which is don't spoil the denouement by telling the guests everything is terrible, but let them have the thrill of finding it out for themselves.
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Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice
There is one thing that ought to be taught in all the colleges, Which is that people ought to be taught not to go around always making apologies. I don't mean the kind of apologies people make when they run over you or borrow five dollars or step on your feet, Because I think that is sort of sweet; No, I object to one kind of apology alone, Which is when people spend their time and yours apologizing for everything they own. You go to their house for a meal, And they apologize because the anchovies aren't caviar or the partridge is veal; They apologize privately for the crudeness of the other guests, And they apologize publicly for their wife's housekeeping or their husband's jests; If they give you a book by Dickens they apologize because it isn't by Scott, And if they take you to the theater, they apologize for the acting and the dialogue and the plot; They contain more milk of human kindness than the most capacious diary can, But if you are from out of town they apologize for everything local and if you are a foreigner they apologize for everything American. I dread these apologizers even as I am depicting them, I shudder as I think of the hours that must be spend in contradicting them, Because you are very rude if you let them emerge from an argument victorious, And when they say something of theirs is awful, it is your duty to convince them politely that it is magnificent and glorious, And what particularly bores me with them, Is that half the time you have to politely contradict them when you rudely agree with them, So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf, Which is don't spoil the denouement by telling the guests everything is terrible, but let them have the thrill of finding it out for themselves.
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Our society is obsessed with the cell phone That ever present handy little device If we could just leave it behind Sometimes that would be nice I've observed people literally Walk into a door While looking down at their cell phone As if gazing at the floor A call a text or Instagram Excuse me I have to check my mail O my God!!!my batteries low!! Please my phone do not fail I know we're here for dinner But I must text a friend LOL and *** Now it's time to send Cell phones have their place I guess in today's society But there would not be one in existence If it were up to me No one can communicate As in talking face to face This type of interaction Has by the cell phone been replaced I guess that's just the way it is today O how I long for the days of old When you had to find a pay phone In the heat or rain or cold Drop a quarter in the slot Or maybe just a dime Better say what you want Your running out of time I'm just a little old fashioned I guess I like the way it used to be When two would sit and talk Without interruption from technology RLB
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Feb 16, 2015
Feb 16, 2015 at 8:53 PM UTC
It's A Cell Phone World
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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Jan 28, 2013
Jan 28, 2013 at 8:28 PM UTC
The Woman
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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How quiet the night is I say as I loudly tap On my phone Erasing and rewriting Statuses Only to realize You can't be profound on facebook Society has made sure of that. This handy dandy Mini pocket computer Connects me to the world, It assures that never will I Never can I Be alone. Yet as I scroll Through the friends list, The contacts, The snapchat stories, Endless feeds, Its clear I am only one person Out of billions. Barely noticeable. Its hard to be unique When all the clever usernames Have been taken And you don't know How to use emojis.   I do not compute, Nor do I really want to.
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Aug 6, 2015
Aug 6, 2015 at 2:15 AM UTC
Tech-tonic
My cat child brings order where there was none. Let's not talk about the walnut shell of my womb, empty birthplace of dust. Let's talk about my cat child, proud with powers, handy with struts. Now, listen-- I have forgotten all about you. I've heard that I was in love once, but who knows? Show me the evidence; I'll yawn elaborately, and my cat child will agree that such stuff is dull in the extreme. Dead fish, on the other hand, become more riveting every minute. You would not have understood my cat child. At least, that's my foggy instinct about it. You would have objected to the damage, the **** and the fleas. The rumor is, cats were royal once, and I need the reflected glory and the chance to sleep during the day. Right now, my cat child is away. She is hungry for mice, songbirds, or someone's leg. Me, I don't eat anymore, can't recall why I ever did-- I remember nothing, value nothing, aspire to nothing. But once, The feel of my mouth closing gently over the curve of your soft lower lip seemed such an urgent thing, like warm waves for mermaids, a place I would do anything to get to. Yes once, the sight of your dark hair sent warm honey over my heart, my belly, my *** and everywhere, my love, from my skin to the stars. Now, though, I have forgotten all that. What were we talking about? I have no idea. Now there is only the glare of afternoon and the magnificence of my cat child who has given me nine lives-- none of them worth a **** all as dead in the mouth as a finch with a broken neck.
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Sep 6, 2025
Sep 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM UTC
My Cat Child
My cat child brings order where there was none. Let's not talk about the walnut shell of my womb, empty birthplace of dust. Let's talk about my cat child, proud with powers, handy with struts. Now, listen-- I have forgotten all about you. I've heard that I was in love once, but who knows? Show me the evidence; I'll yawn elaborately, and my cat child will agree that such stuff is dull in the extreme. Dead fish, on the other hand, become more riveting every minute. You would not have understood my cat child. At least, that's my foggy instinct about it. You would have objected to the damage, the **** and the fleas. The rumor is, cats were royal once, and I need the reflected glory and the chance to sleep during the day. Right now, my cat child is away. She is hungry for mice, songbirds, or someone's leg. Me, I don't eat anymore, can't recall why I ever did-- I remember nothing, value nothing, aspire to nothing. But once, The feel of my mouth closing gently over the curve of your soft lower lip seemed such an urgent thing, like warm waves for mermaids, a place I would do anything to get to. Yes once, the sight of your dark hair sent warm honey over my heart, my belly, my *** and everywhere, my love, from my skin to the stars. Now, though, I have forgotten all that. What were we talking about? I have no idea. Now there is only the glare of afternoon and the magnificence of my cat child who has given me nine lives-- none of them worth a **** all as dead in the mouth as a finch with a broken neck.
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Christmas can be a time when families get together: Young children scream, wine glasses gleam, both ready for M&S dinner. TV's in the corner rerunning Home Alone, Heart radio's in the kitchen, Chris Rea's driving home, again. Toddlers find the wrapping more engaging than the Duplo Teen couples find the company less of interest than their own. The dog's confused and excited with so many different sources of scratches and pats, he can't relax, his whining is remorseless. Christmas can be a time when families are missed, the parcel made last post winging off to little sis. Zoom will come in handy to laugh across the miles, the screen will mask the tears and focus on the smiles. Gran will talk of Christmas past when everyone was home 'Cept in Gulf War 1 when Uncle John went away, .... Christmas can be a time when budgets get stretched tight, cash pressures get to breaking point and prompt senseless fights. Some focus on opportunity to spend some gilt-free money, the only prayers are for extra hours and a faster tesco trolley. For others it's simply ' Yuletide' an excessive celebration, a winter feast, all you can eat, give in to all temptation. Most focus on the family, even more on the gifts; there's little time for Jesus assigned amongst the myths. Some do remember Jesus from half forgotten carols, they know there's something more than donkeys and angel heralds. For there He is in the middle, noticed once in a while; it's His birthday, but all He's getting is a half-hearted song and a smile. He's no longer a babe in a manger, He's now a resurrected King, waiting for those who would worship to stand and welcome Him in. Whatever your experience of Christmas you can come just as you are, His love is unconditional He'll accept you warts and all. So come on! It’s a season to celebrate! To dance, to sing and to shout! Your Saviour invites you to join Him, so when you sing this Christmas, make it count.
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Nov 27, 2016
Nov 27, 2016 at 5:43 PM UTC
Come as you are
Christmas can be a time when families get together: Young children scream, wine glasses gleam, both ready for M&S dinner. TV's in the corner rerunning Home Alone, Heart radio's in the kitchen, Chris Rea's driving home, again. Toddlers find the wrapping more engaging than the Duplo Teen couples find the company less of interest than their own. The dog's confused and excited with so many different sources of scratches and pats, he can't relax, his whining is remorseless. Christmas can be a time when families are missed, the parcel made last post winging off to little sis. Zoom will come in handy to laugh across the miles, the screen will mask the tears and focus on the smiles. Gran will talk of Christmas past when everyone was home 'Cept in Gulf War 1 when Uncle John went away, .... Christmas can be a time when budgets get stretched tight, cash pressures get to breaking point and prompt senseless fights. Some focus on opportunity to spend some gilt-free money, the only prayers are for extra hours and a faster tesco trolley. For others it's simply ' Yuletide' an excessive celebration, a winter feast, all you can eat, give in to all temptation. Most focus on the family, even more on the gifts; there's little time for Jesus assigned amongst the myths. Some do remember Jesus from half forgotten carols, they know there's something more than donkeys and angel heralds. For there He is in the middle, noticed once in a while; it's His birthday, but all He's getting is a half-hearted song and a smile. He's no longer a babe in a manger, He's now a resurrected King, waiting for those who would worship to stand and welcome Him in. Whatever your experience of Christmas you can come just as you are, His love is unconditional He'll accept you warts and all. So come on! It’s a season to celebrate! To dance, to sing and to shout! Your Saviour invites you to join Him, so when you sing this Christmas, make it count.
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I asked my mother for a glass kaleidoscope, but instead she handed me three shots of wine and a field guide to running galactic bases, which I guess is her way of selling dreams at low prices. I have yet to understand a coffee shop's symmetry, so I embrace the scrupulous company of a dragon-riding-a-butterfly. One spin around the Milky Way leaves the butterfly with holey wings and the dragon vomiting in my make-shift kaleidoscope. The apple tree in the corner of the living room ruins the symmetry of the space and I have to chug another glass of wine to make up for the peach tree I couldn't dream about and another wrong note sung by the basses. The song's in too low of a key, which is the basis behind the evil chinchilla's plan to mass-produce butterfly farms as part of a larger goal to pillage the dreams of dreamers. Luckily, we all have a handy-dandy kaleidoscope and a bag (or two) of bitter-tasting wine stolen from their boxes -- too much symmetry. My brother put a block on local news; the symmetry of our county's border was too much for me to bear. He bases his action (when mother asks) on the wine he didn't drink, so I throw the broken butterfly out the window where it lands on my nephew's spinning kaleidoscope. He doesn't know it yet, but that drum he's banging will envelop his dreams. A hike to the top of the cliff (a leap) re-energizes my dreams and I still can't relate to the maple leaves and their symmetry, but at least I can look through a lampshade at the kaleidoscope of trees dancing below me. There are seven thousand bases yet to run and they still haven't caught the butterfly, so a boy yells, "Drink!" and I take another sip of wine. The dragon and chinchilla are tipsy from the wine at this point and discuss the difference between dreams and electricity while my mother sautés the butterfly in ice cream and abstract ideas. The symmetry of my right ankle is still a bother, so I tell the basses to sing a quarter tone flat while I collide a scope. Off goes dragon-with-butterfly (once again) and I finish the wine. I make my nephew a chinchilla-skin kaleidoscope and rinse the rocks stained with dreams. My mother comments on the apple tree's symmetry while the trees below keep running bases.
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Apr 23, 2012
Apr 23, 2012 at 9:27 AM UTC
Dragon-flies (Sestina)
I asked my mother for a glass kaleidoscope, but instead she handed me three shots of wine and a field guide to running galactic bases, which I guess is her way of selling dreams at low prices. I have yet to understand a coffee shop's symmetry, so I embrace the scrupulous company of a dragon-riding-a-butterfly. One spin around the Milky Way leaves the butterfly with holey wings and the dragon vomiting in my make-shift kaleidoscope. The apple tree in the corner of the living room ruins the symmetry of the space and I have to chug another glass of wine to make up for the peach tree I couldn't dream about and another wrong note sung by the basses. The song's in too low of a key, which is the basis behind the evil chinchilla's plan to mass-produce butterfly farms as part of a larger goal to pillage the dreams of dreamers. Luckily, we all have a handy-dandy kaleidoscope and a bag (or two) of bitter-tasting wine stolen from their boxes -- too much symmetry. My brother put a block on local news; the symmetry of our county's border was too much for me to bear. He bases his action (when mother asks) on the wine he didn't drink, so I throw the broken butterfly out the window where it lands on my nephew's spinning kaleidoscope. He doesn't know it yet, but that drum he's banging will envelop his dreams. A hike to the top of the cliff (a leap) re-energizes my dreams and I still can't relate to the maple leaves and their symmetry, but at least I can look through a lampshade at the kaleidoscope of trees dancing below me. There are seven thousand bases yet to run and they still haven't caught the butterfly, so a boy yells, "Drink!" and I take another sip of wine. The dragon and chinchilla are tipsy from the wine at this point and discuss the difference between dreams and electricity while my mother sautés the butterfly in ice cream and abstract ideas. The symmetry of my right ankle is still a bother, so I tell the basses to sing a quarter tone flat while I collide a scope. Off goes dragon-with-butterfly (once again) and I finish the wine. I make my nephew a chinchilla-skin kaleidoscope and rinse the rocks stained with dreams. My mother comments on the apple tree's symmetry while the trees below keep running bases.
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Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper or eclectic electronic devices, sure as the sunrise espied, the pen will quick leak when wearing white and so will too the righteous words righteously, thereafter when you can't sleep and you must slam your sweaty fist into pillow know that the pillow is silent thinking, dude, you really ain't got a hope, a prayer fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do but only when restless in my rustling no-safety night sleep in my lumpy bed, where I’ve already dream-drowned a million times the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup in her pj's to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps loverman, so handy, nearby, shamelessly firm, unwavering, good god, great for one "disposable" use per night when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply at all, it isn't that they don't love ya back, 'tis only that they haven't learned to love themselves something well that just cannot be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back if you don't believe in Faeries and Elusives, try, for then you have a middling chance of getting the missing, disappearing whole sock hiding in her ****** back, intact If must look up the time where your love is currently hiding/residing, then the probability is more than 1.000, that you no longer love her enough, or she, you, not at all you know it is time to shut down, hang up the pen and close the iPad cover, surrender, give up the poetry gig 4 real when you start to prefer an autocorrect suggestion ~ More to follow. someday.
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Feb 2, 2018
Feb 2, 2018 at 7:19 PM UTC
Human Observations (the woman pees)
Human Observations (the woman pees) if you walk the world with pen and paper or eclectic electronic devices, sure as the sunrise espied, the pen will quick leak when wearing white and so will too the righteous words righteously, thereafter when you can't sleep and you must slam your sweaty fist into pillow know that the pillow is silent thinking, dude, you really ain't got a hope, a prayer fallen asleep in the soaking tub a thousand and one times, ain't never drowned like the warning ones say I will do but only when restless in my rustling no-safety night sleep in my lumpy bed, where I’ve already dream-drowned a million times the woman pees, safe and secure, comforted by the knowledge that we have bathrooms separate, her toilet, man *** free, tho we just finished making sweaty, fluid swapping *** she does not, won't put on makeup in her pj's to take out the garbage, that is why she keeps loverman, so handy, nearby, shamelessly firm, unwavering, good god, great for one "disposable" use per night when you tell your child that you love them, and they do not reply at all, it isn't that they don't love ya back, 'tis only that they haven't learned to love themselves something well that just cannot be taught. the more trinkets I buy her, more she screams stop, but never not once has she said, here, take it back if you don't believe in Faeries and Elusives, try, for then you have a middling chance of getting the missing, disappearing whole sock hiding in her ****** back, intact If must look up the time where your love is currently hiding/residing, then the probability is more than 1.000, that you no longer love her enough, or she, you, not at all you know it is time to shut down, hang up the pen and close the iPad cover, surrender, give up the poetry gig 4 real when you start to prefer an autocorrect suggestion ~ More to follow. someday.
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Friend one: Reads "Rotten Tomatoes" Always early, parks in a handicap zone Friend two: quietly disapproves knows Friend one walked her dog a mile earlier Friend one: moves her car digs out two waters, chocolate and back pillow buys peace and tickets Friend two: catches sneeze with *** of tissue aggravated exchange: about walking too fast ahead. “Are you not my friend?  Walk with me!” Buys popcorn Friend one:    wants seats on the end for handy bathroom runs Friend two: does not want “the blow by blow” of reasons just not in rafters sneezes, and says so trips spills popcorn on the stairs Friend one: Sets up “camp” Friend two: holds crap Friend one:   Settles in, builds her "nest" opens water bottles arranges back pillow half-a-million napkins “Want your jacket?” Friend two: holds popcorn, helps Friend one with jacket Friend one:    pushes button for her seat back seat sounds like a **** Friend two: says so, both laugh like fools   Friend two sneezes loudly, rubs her eyes loses self in movie Friend one: starts to snore quietly Friend two: nudges her Friend one: (Who is never really snoozing) runs out to restroom misses best part of movie Comes back, “What happened?” What happened?” Friend two: aggravated hushes her takes allergy pill Friend one: weeping at the end, watches all the credits starts her review apologizing to the kids of theater-cleaning-crew popcorn, napkins, tissues everywhere Friend two:   Sneezes yet again Friend one: Knows all the stars-- of friendship being how she is one :)
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Oct 7, 2018
Oct 7, 2018 at 11:52 PM UTC
Two Friends at a Movie-- for my friend, Joanne
Friend one: Reads "Rotten Tomatoes" Always early, parks in a handicap zone Friend two: quietly disapproves knows Friend one walked her dog a mile earlier Friend one: moves her car digs out two waters, chocolate and back pillow buys peace and tickets Friend two: catches sneeze with *** of tissue aggravated exchange: about walking too fast ahead. “Are you not my friend?  Walk with me!” Buys popcorn Friend one:    wants seats on the end for handy bathroom runs Friend two: does not want “the blow by blow” of reasons just not in rafters sneezes, and says so trips spills popcorn on the stairs Friend one: Sets up “camp” Friend two: holds crap Friend one:   Settles in, builds her "nest" opens water bottles arranges back pillow half-a-million napkins “Want your jacket?” Friend two: holds popcorn, helps Friend one with jacket Friend one:    pushes button for her seat back seat sounds like a **** Friend two: says so, both laugh like fools   Friend two sneezes loudly, rubs her eyes loses self in movie Friend one: starts to snore quietly Friend two: nudges her Friend one: (Who is never really snoozing) runs out to restroom misses best part of movie Comes back, “What happened?” What happened?” Friend two: aggravated hushes her takes allergy pill Friend one: weeping at the end, watches all the credits starts her review apologizing to the kids of theater-cleaning-crew popcorn, napkins, tissues everywhere Friend two:   Sneezes yet again Friend one: Knows all the stars-- of friendship being how she is one :)
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I keep my paintbrush with me Wherever I may go In case I need to cover up So the real me doesn’t show. I’m so afraid to show you me Afraid of what you’ll do- That you might laugh or say mean things; I’m afraid I might lose you. But if you be patient and close your eyes I’ll strip off my paint coats real slow. Please understand how much it hurts To let the real me show. Now my coats are all stripped off- I feel naked, bare, and cold. But if you still love me with all that you see You are my friend, pure as gold. I need to keep my paintbrush, though, And hold it in my hand. I need to keep it handy In case someone doesn’t understand. So please protect me, my dear friend, And thanks for loving me true. But, please, let me keep my paintbrush with me Until I love me too.
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 3:43 PM UTC
Paintbrush
The chocolate digestive is a marvel of invention Custard creams are sickly, but worthy of a mention Shortbread can be gritty, steer clear of the cheap ones For if you love your biscuits, your pockets must be deep ones For perfect dunkability, the hobnob leads the field But prone to going chewy if their packet isn't sealed Bourbon creams can satisfy when nothing else is offered Avert your eyes from pretzels, no matter how they're proffered The lowly Garibaldi is an underrated treasure A macaroon is excellent for eating at your leisure Enjoy the home made cookies and the chocolate crispy nests And save a pack of party rings for fobbing off on guests But biscuits can be functional, with keen survival craft A packet of pink wafers can be used to make a raft Penguins can be hollowed out and used to smuggle crack And if you throw a ginger nut, you'll always get it back A Jaffa cake is handy as a snowboard for a spider And flapjacks are a sustenance and energy provider Wagon wheels are lethal when they're wielded by a ninja Brandy snaps cure cancer with a tiny hint of ginger Experiment with biscuits, they're a versatile thing Try horizontal dunking or the highland shortbread fling Keep a packet stashed away for when the end is nigh And always have the kettle full, and milk in good supply
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Nov 30, 2015
Nov 30, 2015 at 3:20 PM UTC
Ode to Biscuits
kites riding the eastern breeze inner child hiding in the canopy of leaves singing to the tune of the birds lies being highlighted by the omnipresent sun bring to light what you buried, sweeter than my metaphorical cherry you cannot escape what you have done, you must remember the ones you have shunned even if it's only to take note of, what not to do even if it feels too much, I know you could even if the world is too rushed, you know what to do going down the wormhole, deep dive my memories come in handy, high five to save my sanity as I live life getting my light underneath the full moon
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Oct 22, 2021
Oct 22, 2021 at 10:47 AM UTC
eastern breeze
Anne crutched her way over the grass from the nursing home to the white seats on the lawn and sat down in one of the chairs and threw her crutches to the ground beside her I sat in a chair next to her she had on a blue skirt and white blouse her one leg stuck out from the end of her skirt the other kids played on the swings and slide or walked around avoiding being near Anne I wonder if the nuns have periods? She said suddenly I don't know I said might explain their crabbiness some days she said I nodded my head unsure of the topic periods of what? I asked she looked at me sternly for a moment you don't know? I shook my head gazing at her it's ************ in real terms she said none the wiser I looked at her hair dark and almost shiny where she’d brushed it so much do you know that? no not heard of it I said she sighed and looked at me deeply do your parents tell you nothing? not about ************ anyway I said my old man told me about the Plague of London in 1665 and rats and stuff **** the Plague of 1665 she said this is real stuff it may come handy one day to know I doubted it but said nothing I looked back at the nursing home for rescue do you know anything about the female cycle? She said my friend's sister's cycle didn't have a cross bar I said remembering Jim's sister and the bicycle I sometimes rode no no Kid not that kind of cycle her body cycle I noticed as she moved on the chair her leg stump became visible   when a female gets to a certain age her body gets prepared to put an egg in a place in her body ready to be fertilized ok? I saw the stump clearly it looked like the end of a plump elbow Kid do you hear what I am saying? Yes I said good now if the egg doesn't get fertilized by a certain time her body gets rid of it in a cycle and she bleeds the whole package out right? It didn’t sound too good but I nodded what kind of egg? I asked what do you mean what kind of egg? A ****** human egg what do you think a ****** hens' egg? She sighed deeply and I wondered where she bought her one shoe how old are you Kid? 10 nearly 11 years old I replied studying her black shoe   and wondering what she did with the other shoe what's fertilization? I asked looking up at her sitting in the chair her eyes focused on me go ask the nuns they'll know she said snappily ok I said I will she reached for her crutches   and said right Kid let's go to the beach out of the eyes of the ******* and their reach and so I walked beside her out the back gate and onto the path that led to the sand and sea blue skies white clouds seagulls and Anne and me.
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Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
ANNE'S BODY TALK.
Anne crutched her way over the grass from the nursing home to the white seats on the lawn and sat down in one of the chairs and threw her crutches to the ground beside her I sat in a chair next to her she had on a blue skirt and white blouse her one leg stuck out from the end of her skirt the other kids played on the swings and slide or walked around avoiding being near Anne I wonder if the nuns have periods? She said suddenly I don't know I said might explain their crabbiness some days she said I nodded my head unsure of the topic periods of what? I asked she looked at me sternly for a moment you don't know? I shook my head gazing at her it's ************ in real terms she said none the wiser I looked at her hair dark and almost shiny where she’d brushed it so much do you know that? no not heard of it I said she sighed and looked at me deeply do your parents tell you nothing? not about ************ anyway I said my old man told me about the Plague of London in 1665 and rats and stuff **** the Plague of 1665 she said this is real stuff it may come handy one day to know I doubted it but said nothing I looked back at the nursing home for rescue do you know anything about the female cycle? She said my friend's sister's cycle didn't have a cross bar I said remembering Jim's sister and the bicycle I sometimes rode no no Kid not that kind of cycle her body cycle I noticed as she moved on the chair her leg stump became visible   when a female gets to a certain age her body gets prepared to put an egg in a place in her body ready to be fertilized ok? I saw the stump clearly it looked like the end of a plump elbow Kid do you hear what I am saying? Yes I said good now if the egg doesn't get fertilized by a certain time her body gets rid of it in a cycle and she bleeds the whole package out right? It didn’t sound too good but I nodded what kind of egg? I asked what do you mean what kind of egg? A ****** human egg what do you think a ****** hens' egg? She sighed deeply and I wondered where she bought her one shoe how old are you Kid? 10 nearly 11 years old I replied studying her black shoe   and wondering what she did with the other shoe what's fertilization? I asked looking up at her sitting in the chair her eyes focused on me go ask the nuns they'll know she said snappily ok I said I will she reached for her crutches   and said right Kid let's go to the beach out of the eyes of the ******* and their reach and so I walked beside her out the back gate and onto the path that led to the sand and sea blue skies white clouds seagulls and Anne and me.
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One day Woke up feeling randy No one else was handy What's to do? Get dressed Satisfy the horn With badly acted **** On pay per view Hopes sink Cable's on the blink But twitter lends a helping hand Bang, bang, come and have a gang bang Gain entrance on demand Have a gang bang Come and have a gang bang It's a gang bang Come and have a gang bang Went out Followed the directions Battling erections All the while Red cheeks Granny at the bus stop Let her vision drop Then cracked a smile Half four Knocking at the door It opens and a voice proclaims "Bang, bang, come and have a gang bang We've far too many dames" The host was a sight to see Not far over seventy And wrapped in a silk dressing gown I thought I would walk away But saw that the sky was grey And it star- -ted ******* It down Stepped in Blinded by a deep gloom Ushered to a dark room Curtains shut Deep breath Air is old and musty Carpet feeling crusty Underfoot Sprawled there Women lying bare And fellas with their organs free Bang, bang, cover up your **** **** Regain your decency Pretty gang bang Pretty ****** gang bang ****** gang bang Pretty ****** gang bang Look round Writhing on the ground With squishy little sounds But something's odd Fat lass Itching at her *** crack Isn't that a ball sack? Oh my god! Jaw drops Granny from the bus stop Wearing nothing but a grin Bang, bang, pretty ****** gang bang What ******* let her in? She's nothing but skin and bone With ribs like a xylophone At least several decades too old To use the vernacular It's like bumming Dracula She's wiry She's wizened She's cold Oh (pretty) no ****** Rasping on my **** With fingers like a sock Filled up with ice No (scary) chance (hairy) Giving her the slip My todger's in a grip Just like a vice It (saggy) seems (baggy) Like she's in a dream While scraping with her ancient hand Bang, bang, ****** ****** gang bang My sore and swollen gland Granny bang bang Granny granny gang bang Granny gang bang Granny ***** gang bang Knock, knock Coppers at the door Go crawling on the floor And off at speed What fun Looking at the punters Myriad of munters As they flee'd Cold, wet Drowning in regret With trousers round my knees I stand Bang bang ****** ****** gang bang Next time I'll use my hand Bang bang ****** ****** gang bang Next time I'll use my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
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Feb 22, 2013
Feb 22, 2013 at 3:00 AM UTC
Pretty ****** Gang Bang
One day Woke up feeling randy No one else was handy What's to do? Get dressed Satisfy the horn With badly acted **** On pay per view Hopes sink Cable's on the blink But twitter lends a helping hand Bang, bang, come and have a gang bang Gain entrance on demand Have a gang bang Come and have a gang bang It's a gang bang Come and have a gang bang Went out Followed the directions Battling erections All the while Red cheeks Granny at the bus stop Let her vision drop Then cracked a smile Half four Knocking at the door It opens and a voice proclaims "Bang, bang, come and have a gang bang We've far too many dames" The host was a sight to see Not far over seventy And wrapped in a silk dressing gown I thought I would walk away But saw that the sky was grey And it star- -ted ******* It down Stepped in Blinded by a deep gloom Ushered to a dark room Curtains shut Deep breath Air is old and musty Carpet feeling crusty Underfoot Sprawled there Women lying bare And fellas with their organs free Bang, bang, cover up your **** **** Regain your decency Pretty gang bang Pretty ****** gang bang ****** gang bang Pretty ****** gang bang Look round Writhing on the ground With squishy little sounds But something's odd Fat lass Itching at her *** crack Isn't that a ball sack? Oh my god! Jaw drops Granny from the bus stop Wearing nothing but a grin Bang, bang, pretty ****** gang bang What ******* let her in? She's nothing but skin and bone With ribs like a xylophone At least several decades too old To use the vernacular It's like bumming Dracula She's wiry She's wizened She's cold Oh (pretty) no ****** Rasping on my **** With fingers like a sock Filled up with ice No (scary) chance (hairy) Giving her the slip My todger's in a grip Just like a vice It (saggy) seems (baggy) Like she's in a dream While scraping with her ancient hand Bang, bang, ****** ****** gang bang My sore and swollen gland Granny bang bang Granny granny gang bang Granny gang bang Granny ***** gang bang Knock, knock Coppers at the door Go crawling on the floor And off at speed What fun Looking at the punters Myriad of munters As they flee'd Cold, wet Drowning in regret With trousers round my knees I stand Bang bang ****** ****** gang bang Next time I'll use my hand Bang bang ****** ****** gang bang Next time I'll use my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
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Blood, gore *** ***** High, drugs Thief, mugs Anger, harm Cut, arm **** ******* Looser, ******* ***** **** Slutty, shunned ****** ugly Smart, nerdy Stupid, dumb Perfect, come Gay, handy Ignorant, trani Black, ****** White, ******* Lost, dog Fat, hog Illegal, immigrant Immoral, rent Discriminate Hate Procrastinate Fake We all give labels to everyone All of us, let's have some fun Let's go out and **** someone Who hurts you, don't let them run Make all pay for labels begun.
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Jun 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015 at 3:22 PM UTC
Labels
I wanted to write a poem about the joys simple things. But I’ve lost the meaning of them since I’ve been away it seems. For many years I’ve served duty tours, it’s just the life that I have lived. So I write poems of war and of warriors and death; sometimes it’s all I have left to give. I picked my brain for images of candlelight picnics on sandy beaches, but I opened the basket looking for ammo to load in my weapon breaches. Oiling my guns may not be romantic, or when I lace my boots up tight, but you can bet your **** it comes in handy when you’re caught in a fire fight. I tried concentrating as hard as I could, trying to envision more peaceful things. Instead I was reminded of Black Hawks with M240-Bravos in weapon slings. It seems I can’t be normal or think like a normal human being, I’ve been battle hardened inside my soul and this is part of what it brings. PTSD is what they call it, they say I need some aid, but it just feels like second nature, pulling the pins and throwing grenades.  I’ll go home one day and I’ll look the same because my wife can’t see my scars, I’ve hid them all inside myself and that’s what makes this hard. They tell me I’ve been lucky, I didn’t get a single injury. But the damage was done inside of me and that’s what they don’t see. So I’ll go home a “lucky one” and act like I am fine, and live my days pretending, while keeping this war trapped in my mind.
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Jul 24, 2012
Jul 24, 2012 at 6:07 AM UTC
PTSD
Piggies dancing, floating along narrow passages towards what they hope is their ends. Their means have been stolen and packaged and sold by big suited, corporate, handy-handy machines. They eat piggies every day and love it, love it, love it down their gullet. They are not worth a mention yet they get it, they want nothing but your attention, they don’t need it yet they get it. Their appetites are insatiable and contagious, they use it against us by showing us how we are nothing but what they are     and we are fools enough to take it as Truth.                                                                                                                                                                  Shame. We have shame because they debase us and hence debase themselves. We have shame because we see their debasement and yet powerlessness is in our bones. We have shame because all we want is not all we get and nowhere near all we deserve, -it measures much lower.    It is irrelevant, it is biased, it is useless, IT is un-real-(UnRealistic, UnRelated, UnTrue)                                                                                                                                                            Lie. If my breath stinks or my hair is greasy or my cloths ***** my teeth yellowed, my feet smelly, my nails long, my social life quiet and solicitous-   will you discern a negativity in my human-ness? We are no villains. We hate only those who would have us believe that we must hate ourselves and each other. They are no beasts like us. The animal within, encased by a carapace of Humanity glued and mortared by self-centered ideologies gets too thick and you must break it by looking at yourself. ******** and ******* and spitting and grunting and moaning in ecstasy and pain. Repeat after me and say it loud with beastly yell “ I am a ********* beautiful Animal!”
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Jan 25, 2013
Jan 25, 2013 at 7:07 PM UTC
Animals
Piggies dancing, floating along narrow passages towards what they hope is their ends. Their means have been stolen and packaged and sold by big suited, corporate, handy-handy machines. They eat piggies every day and love it, love it, love it down their gullet. They are not worth a mention yet they get it, they want nothing but your attention, they don’t need it yet they get it. Their appetites are insatiable and contagious, they use it against us by showing us how we are nothing but what they are     and we are fools enough to take it as Truth.                                                                                                                                                                  Shame. We have shame because they debase us and hence debase themselves. We have shame because we see their debasement and yet powerlessness is in our bones. We have shame because all we want is not all we get and nowhere near all we deserve, -it measures much lower.    It is irrelevant, it is biased, it is useless, IT is un-real-(UnRealistic, UnRelated, UnTrue)                                                                                                                                                            Lie. If my breath stinks or my hair is greasy or my cloths ***** my teeth yellowed, my feet smelly, my nails long, my social life quiet and solicitous-   will you discern a negativity in my human-ness? We are no villains. We hate only those who would have us believe that we must hate ourselves and each other. They are no beasts like us. The animal within, encased by a carapace of Humanity glued and mortared by self-centered ideologies gets too thick and you must break it by looking at yourself. ******** and ******* and spitting and grunting and moaning in ecstasy and pain. Repeat after me and say it loud with beastly yell “ I am a ********* beautiful Animal!”
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The old saying talks about Being snug as a bug in a rug But how can you feel that way If you never ever get hugged. If you hug your loved ones They may not need drugs. It’s an inexpensive medicine; The basic household hug. Worse things could happen Than to catch the hugging bug. It’s a better remedy than you Can find in an apothecary jug. It doesn’t require prescription And is no big weight to lug. You always have one handy, The standard loving hug. A hug can be the cure for you When you are in a purple fug And your face begins to look Like a rather dyspeptic pug. Somebody wonderful arrives And gives your heart a tug By giving you the all-time best Wholehearted, loving hug.
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Jul 24, 2015
Jul 24, 2015 at 3:27 PM UTC
HERE'S YOUR HUG
A handy Mole who plied no shovel To excavate his vaulted hovel, While hard at work met in mid-furrow An Earthworm boring out his burrow. Our Mole had dined and must grow thinner Before he gulped a second dinner, And on no other terms cared he To meet a worm of low degree. The Mole turned on his blindest eye Passing that base mechanic by; The Worm entrenched in actual blindness Ignored or kindness or unkindness; Each wrought his own exclusive tunnel To reach his own exclusive funnel. A plough its flawless track pursuing Involved them in one common ruin. Where now the mine and countermine, The dined-on and the one to dine? The impartial ploughshare of extinction Annulled them all without distinction.
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A Handy Mole
who benefits from keeping our lakes and oceans polluted who is to be blamed for this intrusive nightmare i am clean and ready to swim in your water yet many are drowning in the fish bowls they live in where are our minds and hearts these days why do we run away instead of sit and pray who is responsible for these atrocities why must we pay for others to take care of us please shut the fence and take a hike and do not return without a bicycle i wish to ride off into the sunset literally on a water buffalo or a dragon these lions are friendly and sun-light is handy for most of our energy needs i pride myself on being ready for anything so shut the front door and leave through the back and we better get ready cause they are bound to attack you say you're not paranoid, that you're intelligent though sometimes i'm unclear of the difference we remove our folded souls from the clothesline and dream about the crossroads that takes us back home jokes are pointless here and tools are worthless too for only fools hang from ropes in such high altitude
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Oct 21, 2018
Oct 21, 2018 at 1:50 PM UTC
without a bicycle
A little white lie is harmless If it's told in the right way If you use it in a compliment You can just make someone's day To tell the truth is what we want But, the truth we can not handle So, a white lie comes in handy Instead of burning both ends of the candle The human brain cannot accept The truth if it will hurt them, so A little lie protects them From the truth that they all know Tell someone they're beautiful Although they look like crap A little lie is harmless Just don't fall into the trap Of using lies to get through life It's not the way at all A little lie's no problem But, a big one...it's your call You tell fibs to little kids But they learn the truth as time goes by You tell them fibs to comfort them And to make sure they don't cry You lie a bit to your dear spouse To make them feel ok A white lie is a comfort It might just make their day But, please...you must be careful when the answer is 'You're hot" If your wife asks "do I look fat?" don't say..."compared to what?"
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Apr 19, 2013
Apr 19, 2013 at 12:10 AM UTC
A little white lie
************ can be said to be "the ability for One to be there for Oneself in a time of need" Sometimes it is the lesser of two evils: To keep Oneself occupied and satisfied without running the risk of burning Oneself, and/or something else, let alone someone else, in the Fires of Root Chakra Folly; however nice and gratifying juxtaposed flesh can truly be in the heat of the moment. Other times it can be a great way for One to get in touch with Oneself. Get acquainted with your Temple. Navigate and cherish it. Want some passion? Show some to yourself! If you can't show it to yourself, how can you expect it with anyone else? Worship thy Temple. Appreciate it. It deserves it. You deserve it. - Regardless, as a skill ************ sure comes in handy!
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Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 1:02 PM UTC
************ as Meditation