Hello Poetry
Submit your work and get some sparkles! Create free account
"guff" poems
I like the word oxymoron – probably my favourite English word, It sound derogatory but it is just a figure of speech. I kind of like the word nincompoop but I’d change it a bit to noncompoop which would then I can say is an abbreviation for non-competent **** I made up the word mysticscientist – I know it’s hard to say, perhaps i should shorten it to myscientist. I like the word strumpet, coz even though it sounds like a musical instrument, It’s actually another word for a **** not the eating kind. Another fav of mine is teetotaller, I mean who on earth would ever guess this to mean someone who doesn’t consume alcohol, really who came up with this, I’d really like to know. When young, I learnt a word that truly stuck; It’s guffawed meaning laughed out loud; It’s the prefix guff that completely throws you off, guff out loud, she guffawed or gol like lol! (guff is not a prefix, just saying it looks like one: guffstraying, guffanalysing, guffanance) Everyday I open the dictionary to discover new English words; it’s a wonder to me, that the list keeps growing only 26 letters but still quite amazing.
0
Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 2:27 AM UTC
Only 26 Letters
we got a goldfish, for my little boy. a tank, some coloured grit, three plants not two, must practise goldfish fung shu. all the water testing guff and of course a filter. a sunken ship and a treasure chest . we paid the pirate... and took our ***** home. so we set Bruce. ( for that was the name chosen). up in pride of place on sidboard. the list, above, was positioned after meetings of commision. water tested to the highest degree, filter fizzing, wizzing,whirring. Bruce swam in his bag in the tank, for a time as instructed. then released to a slightly larger freedom. he swam and swam, golden scales a flickerin. we, (that being, mr just about three and his dad) fed him, watched him poo, and eventually, read Bruce, a bedtime tale or two. one fish, two fish by Dr Suess went down a treat. the little man then, was bundled off to bed. thoughts of Bruce left our heads. the evening lengthened. we retired to sleep the sleep, of ignorance it conspired. for in our planning we forgot one thing. a devon rex cat, who has a bath weekly, a penchant for tuna, no top to the tank. so we thank the lord for Bruce. however, brief was his reign. now we introduce to you.... Murtle the turtle who has a glass pane, sitting above her head. just in case...... the cat likes, turtle soup.
0
Apr 7, 2014
Apr 7, 2014 at 12:07 AM UTC
gotta goldfish
you cannot be serious man in what you say that is what the brat was heard to say on the court he'd remonstrate about the call he objected to the linesman's placement of the ball you cannot be serious man in what you say that is what the brat was heard to say in tennis circles he had a no good reputation for engaging in all manner of disputation you cannot be serious man in what you say that was what the brat was heard to say unsporting behaviour he'd frequently show other competitors didn't much like the tenor of his bow you cannot be serious man in what you say that is what the brat was heard to say another of his ilk presently applies the same guttersnipe stuff he's a right royal smarty-pants with his racquet's guff you cannot be serious man in what you say that is what the brat was heard to say
0
Oct 24, 2016
Oct 24, 2016 at 7:03 PM UTC
You Cannot Be Serious (Sports Poem)
leisure up my friend !    weaken open your shellfish hinge        and wet your beak it’s a marked holiday break    unmarred by family obligation there’s freedom    to make the most criminal crown of mistakes    in the name          of some frown of liberal investigation on the town an eager squad of collaborators are on board      they have your back desperate, sick and starving gulls      broadened to explore the deplorable on and on to the next and the next      death defining task a meandering stagger of a bar crawl   perpetually   powering through      as the day spans a revulsion the heat stays as the day sinks beneath in place of the suns rays the heat radiates         from the baked city concrete    stepping out from the shelter of the bar   the night swelter respires fiercely not done with our steam of annihilation   what establishment would take our kind ? city has already bowed over it's plumage                                  to our ******* pilgrimage bark melts and peels in strips off the trees         (meat shaved off the strip pole) our heels spark the pavement vermin and jackals follow our movement              from shimmering dark spots              and our vision constricts our aim   has become clotted...       ...what was it that we reached for ? oblivions fruit seemed a doable pursuit it's the usual downhill shambles from here familiar yet barely remembered a rambling guff of bad ***** comedy there is no plucky legend just an embarrassment
0
Jun 10, 2023
Jun 10, 2023 at 9:47 PM UTC
crawl
leisure up my friend !    weaken open your shellfish hinge        and wet your beak it’s a marked holiday break    unmarred by family obligation there’s freedom    to make the most criminal crown of mistakes    in the name          of some frown of liberal investigation on the town an eager squad of collaborators are on board      they have your back desperate, sick and starving gulls      broadened to explore the deplorable on and on to the next and the next      death defining task a meandering stagger of a bar crawl   perpetually   powering through      as the day spans a revulsion the heat stays as the day sinks beneath in place of the suns rays the heat radiates         from the baked city concrete    stepping out from the shelter of the bar   the night swelter respires fiercely not done with our steam of annihilation   what establishment would take our kind ? city has already bowed over it's plumage                                  to our ******* pilgrimage bark melts and peels in strips off the trees         (meat shaved off the strip pole) our heels spark the pavement vermin and jackals follow our movement              from shimmering dark spots              and our vision constricts our aim   has become clotted...       ...what was it that we reached for ? oblivions fruit seemed a doable pursuit it's the usual downhill shambles from here familiar yet barely remembered a rambling guff of bad ***** comedy there is no plucky legend just an embarrassment
Continue reading...
43
***IF YOU READ NONE OF MY OTHER POETRY, PLEASE READ THIS!*** Knock, knock - Who's there? Is anybody home? The lights are on, but you are gone... It's silent as a tomb. Knock, knock - Who's there? Listen to the sound! He waits for you! You know it's true! But you are not around... When Jesus is a'knocking At your heart's fast door, You appear to close your ears... Do YOU know WHAT'S IN STORE? We DON'T all go to heaven... YES! There is a hell! You will find that you are blind Believin' a tall tale! *I am a "good" person! I'm helpful, and I give! It's okay to be this way! I live and let live...*. NO! Jesus lead the sinless life And gave it up for YOU! Let Him in, He'll take your sin, For He is kind and true! There are NONE "good" people! Folks! We're near the END! Satan promotes his lies and gloats, You'd best believe it, friend. We ALL sin, and like as not God CAN hold a grudge! I don't know why we try and try To say He doesn't *judge! This means YOU TOO, Believers!* You'd best have a care... Be ye pure, or you'll endure The same fate sinners share! This is simply Bible. God, the temple left! Ezekiel. You know full well. It was then BEREFT!!! CHRISTIANS! Are you holy? Have you sinned enuf? He is God - He's not a CLOD! He don't put up with GUFF!!! Do I sound like I'm frightened? You BET! I am afraid. There is grace, but it's a *race! I may NOT make the grade!* We CAN blame the devil, And that is just a shame... He tempts us all, but please recall REBUKE! In JESUS NAME! **Adam blamed the WOMAN. Eve... she blamed the SNAKE... Holy SMOKES! C'mon folks! HOW MUCH CAN GOD TAKE???!!!** Knock, knock - Who's there? Christ died that we may LIVE! Open up and *drink the cup! Then He can FORGIVE!* If you don't, please hear me. You'll believe a LIE. You may well end up in hell... **So kiss your soul GOODBYE.** SoulSurvivor (C) 6/12/2014 This poem is a spoken-word vidio on YouTube... https://youtu.be/PbD84Tuydxw
0
Apr 24, 2016
Apr 24, 2016 at 3:16 PM UTC
Jesus Calls
***IF YOU READ NONE OF MY OTHER POETRY, PLEASE READ THIS!*** Knock, knock - Who's there? Is anybody home? The lights are on, but you are gone... It's silent as a tomb. Knock, knock - Who's there? Listen to the sound! He waits for you! You know it's true! But you are not around... When Jesus is a'knocking At your heart's fast door, You appear to close your ears... Do YOU know WHAT'S IN STORE? We DON'T all go to heaven... YES! There is a hell! You will find that you are blind Believin' a tall tale! *I am a "good" person! I'm helpful, and I give! It's okay to be this way! I live and let live...*. NO! Jesus lead the sinless life And gave it up for YOU! Let Him in, He'll take your sin, For He is kind and true! There are NONE "good" people! Folks! We're near the END! Satan promotes his lies and gloats, You'd best believe it, friend. We ALL sin, and like as not God CAN hold a grudge! I don't know why we try and try To say He doesn't *judge! This means YOU TOO, Believers!* You'd best have a care... Be ye pure, or you'll endure The same fate sinners share! This is simply Bible. God, the temple left! Ezekiel. You know full well. It was then BEREFT!!! CHRISTIANS! Are you holy? Have you sinned enuf? He is God - He's not a CLOD! He don't put up with GUFF!!! Do I sound like I'm frightened? You BET! I am afraid. There is grace, but it's a *race! I may NOT make the grade!* We CAN blame the devil, And that is just a shame... He tempts us all, but please recall REBUKE! In JESUS NAME! **Adam blamed the WOMAN. Eve... she blamed the SNAKE... Holy SMOKES! C'mon folks! HOW MUCH CAN GOD TAKE???!!!** Knock, knock - Who's there? Christ died that we may LIVE! Open up and *drink the cup! Then He can FORGIVE!* If you don't, please hear me. You'll believe a LIE. You may well end up in hell... **So kiss your soul GOODBYE.** SoulSurvivor (C) 6/12/2014 This poem is a spoken-word vidio on YouTube... https://youtu.be/PbD84Tuydxw
Continue reading...
71
You wouldn't welsh on a bet with your ****** And you wouldn't go to bed with the mob. You wouldn't mess with a street gang **** No matter if he's crab, or slob. You wouldn't backstab a man on death row, Cause you know he just might **** ya. If you've got the gumption. You wouldn't have it long, If you cross Evil Nurse Sheila. You shouldn't be like the fool who tried To play games with her heart. She left him a crushed, empty man. Well, he was doomed from the start. Sheila isn't a ****** And you'd better not let her hear You snickering about her at the social club. You might not have time to fear. Sheila's makes the headlines Each time she tries to settle down. She plans to live a carefree life, But soon she has to leave town. Everything she does Is warped, but in the name of love. Except when she hates your guts, When it's Sheila you've run afoul of. If you've never heard her story. You'd best take this advise. If you cross her path just keep walking, You best not look back twice. Evil Nurse Sheila's got a heart of stone That looks like a heart of gold. If you are responsible for it's tarnish, There's no hope to which you can hold. Sheila takes no prisoners. She don't take any guff. If she thinks to give you a warning, You'd better not call her bluff. You wouldn't want to rouse her wrath, Because her fury won't be tamed. She's restless, bold and beautiful. She cannot be contained. It seems things have been quiet. She's been off the grid some time. If she thinks that you might suspect her, You may be her next crime.
0
Feb 13, 2016
Feb 13, 2016 at 4:01 PM UTC
The Ballad of Sheila Carter
You wouldn't welsh on a bet with your ****** And you wouldn't go to bed with the mob. You wouldn't mess with a street gang **** No matter if he's crab, or slob. You wouldn't backstab a man on death row, Cause you know he just might **** ya. If you've got the gumption. You wouldn't have it long, If you cross Evil Nurse Sheila. You shouldn't be like the fool who tried To play games with her heart. She left him a crushed, empty man. Well, he was doomed from the start. Sheila isn't a ****** And you'd better not let her hear You snickering about her at the social club. You might not have time to fear. Sheila's makes the headlines Each time she tries to settle down. She plans to live a carefree life, But soon she has to leave town. Everything she does Is warped, but in the name of love. Except when she hates your guts, When it's Sheila you've run afoul of. If you've never heard her story. You'd best take this advise. If you cross her path just keep walking, You best not look back twice. Evil Nurse Sheila's got a heart of stone That looks like a heart of gold. If you are responsible for it's tarnish, There's no hope to which you can hold. Sheila takes no prisoners. She don't take any guff. If she thinks to give you a warning, You'd better not call her bluff. You wouldn't want to rouse her wrath, Because her fury won't be tamed. She's restless, bold and beautiful. She cannot be contained. It seems things have been quiet. She's been off the grid some time. If she thinks that you might suspect her, You may be her next crime.
Continue reading...
45
Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum
0
Jan 3, 2016
Jan 3, 2016 at 6:44 PM UTC
Trumpery
Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum
Continue reading...
28
That's Nonsense! That's beans! babble! bunkum! bogus! baloney! blither! blather! blah blah! ******** balderdash! blarney! ******** That's crapola! claptrap! codswallop! That's drivel! That's fiddlesticks! flapdoodle! frippery! folderol! That's guff garbage gibberish! gobbledygook! That's horse hockey! hocus-pocus! hokum! hogwash! humbug! hooey! humdrum! That's jibber-jabber! jive! jazz! That's malarkey! mumbo-jumbo! monkeyshines!   That's Nuts! That's poppycock! piffle! prattle! That, sir, is ******* and RIGMAROLE! That's trash tripe and twaddle That, sir, is NONSENSE!
0
Mar 14, 2015
Mar 14, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC
That's Nonsense!
Silver fox. Artist. Poet W.H. Auden, flowery guff Charming but lecherous Stampeding to the **** Figurative drawings, posing Who wouldn't be impressed "Such a pity you have to get dressed". A long time in the waiting Eventually, " off with that frock" Puzzleing slow process Just let me inject me **** Hellfire! That's a novelty Haven't heard that one before Fifty shades lighter Running for the door. Four years on 'I like you' Like is underestimated Emotionally stagnant Good job I was wasted. Artist. Poet. Peter Cook wannabe Lecherous small **** pervert Loitering at the school gates Tacky little Herbert. Seventy four you craggy ******* Bet it still doesn't function Roll up **** for breakfast Bet you still ain't up the junction.
0
May 24, 2015
May 24, 2015 at 6:44 AM UTC
Mister **** Pervert
one a day until they all go away that is how this mean girl plays them hips, that swagger, with ******* and moans, drag-assing with pathetic groans suspend not, your disbelief, I don't need you to believe in me, I'm tried, tested, true, Been through the thick of it, Came out, through and through, I don't need no guff, no trouble, No one standing in my way, I want my adventure, to say what I say.
0
Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM UTC
the thick of it
They continually tell me about my life My Mother, my family, my friends It's not like I want their advice Again and again and again I have someone special I always turn to Whenever it is I'm feeling down A professional that lays out the hard truth The best in advice to be found No fancy titles or degrees on the walls Simply known to many as Bob Keeps the drinks and advice always flowing Say's he's just a bartender doing his job Having trouble with your latest lover? Keep getting guff from the boss? Bob's always there to give you a listen Keep the drinks coming...the only cost The more drink get I advoice better From Bip, Bop, **** why can't I remember his name?! As the regular old women start looking like exotic dancers That's when I ask what's his name for some change With eagerness I start filling the juke box Asking all the old hags if they'd like to dance It's too late but tomorrow a slight memory Will ask what was up with all that I even drunk texted my girlfriend Pictures of incriminating positions And a 4am call to the boss Telling him where to cram his restaurants ***** dishes I certainly made a mess of my life And have no idea where I left the car In desperate need of advice I head back down to the bar...
0
Nov 10, 2013
Nov 10, 2013 at 4:49 PM UTC
The Best In Advoice...Advick...Advice!
Peach the worst of the of my small lumps are like putty in your hands, My armpits glow like a midsummers wasp! My lips are haemorrhaging for the hamster gnawing on your legs, bath time gurgles in a desperate attempt to save humanity, Bum-chortle, guff and blast; oO0pS it's all brown and runny!
0
Nov 17, 2018
Nov 17, 2018 at 6:06 AM UTC
Vogon love poetry
I would see him in the mornings He Like me liked to get to work early gently puffing away on his cigarette The Man in the building who smokes I thought he was a little scary at first seemed grumpy and aloof gray and wrinkled lines forming around his mouth like bowing natives around a fire The Man in the building who smokes was actually kind of funny when I (you?) got to know him Standing outside rain - sleet - snow more dependable than the mail or our couriers He didn't take anyone's guff and could tell you a million jokes if you had a bad day He even figured out where the buildings property stopped so he could continue being The Man in the building who smokes I took some days off and then it got busy days turning into weeks I asked my co worker if he has seen The Man in the building who smokes.
0
Sep 17, 2014
Sep 17, 2014 at 4:58 PM UTC
The Man in the Building Who Smokes
Congratulation! See the far you have come, You are just awesome, I realize it has been tough, You chose not to bluff, You are an amazing self. I write to let you know am proud of you, For all you’ve been through, Soaking up all guff to become better, In the game you became hitter, You are an amazing self. I have watched you tarry for long in pain, Pain that has chained your brain, It’s time to release the hurt, Time to spurt from the desert, You are an amazing self. You forgot that happiness existed, When your entire world felt haunted, Don’t **** yourself with the confusion, You are your own cushion, You are an amazing self. Strong and able is your name, I believe in your ability to reclaim, Your past is a puzzle of a broken mirror, Nothing in it can be myrrh, You are an amazing self. My pen bleeds for you to hope, Tie another knot in your rope, You cannot give up now, God has a way somehow, You are an amazing self.
0
Mar 15, 2021
Mar 15, 2021 at 6:40 AM UTC
Dear Self
One-hour love The kind of love nobody talks about. Get-to-it love Makes you want to howl and shout. Not buying the cow Just going go ahead and try it out. One-hour love The kind I can’t really do without. Just an hour That’s all it takes. Anything less You are no great shakes. Just sixty minutes And your world gets rocked. Like changing your oil On your engine block. Not talking marriage Nothing about forever and ever. Straight up front truth Just two people loving together. No ring or anything No possessivity, no never. Just monkey love Working ourselves into a lather. One-hour love It really shouldn’t take too long. Hop-to-it love Quit before anything goes wrong. Impromptu love Often the hottest you ever saw. Shout hallelujah love Never end up with a mother in law. Just an hour And you’re ready to run. So little time But so very much fun. Just sixty minutes And life is worthwhile. Just the kind of exercise Could make a statue smile. Two-hippies love Free love and all of that stuff. Afternoon love Without all the romantic guff. Truck-driver love Hard-driving without any fluff. Sledgehammer love Proving you both are tough. Just an hour That’s all it takes. Anything less You are no great shakes. Just sixty minutes And your world gets rocked. Like changing your oil On your engine block.
0
Oct 18, 2015
Oct 18, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
ONE-HOUR LOVE
**the deity was a ******* up minor god** **his band of fans saw not the faker *** of a deceptive trait he did so show some were blind to looking at the real bloke others more insightful thought he a joke true believers weren't indoctrinated they knew shams could be invalidated never did he possess the divine glow why praise the charlatan's counterfeit guff of it there would be a perennial bluff his godhead image did dupe the unwise for these disciples were so unsighted of him they'd be lastingly blighted a pretender until his very demise
0
Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 7:58 PM UTC
The Deity (Rosarian Sonnet)
my moat wet eyes focus free    with the manner of a poisoned animal those feedy gemini apertures     fidget inward       upon an open wounded view        unclothing a filmy slick       so very faithful to the dead       ripples cross my bed of sails     i set pale    in my atrophy   each signal blunted i am greatly wilted sat planted lazily hazed a vehicle scuppered riddles prate at my bed of veils i set sail in atrophy each signal bloated   fully unloaded    a barrow at your feet     i truly wither      what power may you beam my form ?       i'm frail in heart atrophy      between stars and the sea    a failed flicker of no pity curses a matrimony    all signals mar and spar out blotting   a missile misguided ?          ; it preys on my trail misdeeds played a trophy    a lit penalty i am most deletable piteous         i pray for the guff to raise my head filled to the tax of my atrophy dissipated oh mother of pigment       lovingly wigged murderer of woes   why can't we abstain from human directive ?         forever foaming something criminal     flunked corrective of the species rudder                idle by into an atrophy       a perishing menace pungent                               - fade out
0
Jul 27, 2021
Jul 27, 2021 at 10:32 PM UTC
wilt (a weak cyclic signal)
The numbers were said a smile hit their face, munching of organs ******* licking and biting. A grin on both faces as a thought of pleasure of mutual excitement was about to take place. A shoe flies off, a sock lands in the fish bowl, I don't think the fish will mind at the moment, I don't care. Where shall we do it on the sitting room floor, to hard on my back and last time I got to excited and smashed my head off the floor. The bed it is there now gagging for the pleasure to start, its too light shall we do it under the blanket, too hot unless you want sweat dripping off my ***** to land in you eyes or up your nose, remember that happened before. So to light the fires kisses start, the fondling of different ****** parts,  passionate kisses touching private parts the fun is about to start. Side ways or you on top I'll go on top I nearly got black eyes last time from your up and down ***** So she licks and he caresses her lips with his lips and tongue. She uses the tip of her tongue, then takes it all in one mouthful, he arches ''OH MY GOD'' he  screams do that again I want more. As he teases her lips, opening them up caress with the tip of his tongue, then sticks his tongue in her love tunnel. He loves the taste he could drink her juices never full always wanting more. Its getting heated she goes faster slower, he finds her spot nudging it with his tongue ******* on it she pushes his face in screaming''THATS THE SPOT'' he licks even faster the signs are right as she explodes over his mouth 'OH MY GOD'' OH MY GOD'' a multiple she never had one before. Now she relaxes, '' OH NO YOU DON'T its my turn, so She speeds up the pace, faster harder than before using the edge of her teeth a little he likes the pain then the pleasure more. ''I'M GETTING CLOSE'' I'm going to explode as the ****** comes swallowing all of his juices lapping it up with her tongue. But out of the blue, as he relaxed a guff of wind blows her hair, as she shots up, did you just let rip as you did before. No he says sheepishly, this is why we don't do this you get too relaxed, and last time it was in my eyes and before that a silent but deadly  squeezed up my nose. This is the last time I will say those numbers 69. It was good  but you aren't having them any more.
0
May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 11:18 AM UTC
69
The numbers were said a smile hit their face, munching of organs ******* licking and biting. A grin on both faces as a thought of pleasure of mutual excitement was about to take place. A shoe flies off, a sock lands in the fish bowl, I don't think the fish will mind at the moment, I don't care. Where shall we do it on the sitting room floor, to hard on my back and last time I got to excited and smashed my head off the floor. The bed it is there now gagging for the pleasure to start, its too light shall we do it under the blanket, too hot unless you want sweat dripping off my ***** to land in you eyes or up your nose, remember that happened before. So to light the fires kisses start, the fondling of different ****** parts,  passionate kisses touching private parts the fun is about to start. Side ways or you on top I'll go on top I nearly got black eyes last time from your up and down ***** So she licks and he caresses her lips with his lips and tongue. She uses the tip of her tongue, then takes it all in one mouthful, he arches ''OH MY GOD'' he  screams do that again I want more. As he teases her lips, opening them up caress with the tip of his tongue, then sticks his tongue in her love tunnel. He loves the taste he could drink her juices never full always wanting more. Its getting heated she goes faster slower, he finds her spot nudging it with his tongue ******* on it she pushes his face in screaming''THATS THE SPOT'' he licks even faster the signs are right as she explodes over his mouth 'OH MY GOD'' OH MY GOD'' a multiple she never had one before. Now she relaxes, '' OH NO YOU DON'T its my turn, so She speeds up the pace, faster harder than before using the edge of her teeth a little he likes the pain then the pleasure more. ''I'M GETTING CLOSE'' I'm going to explode as the ****** comes swallowing all of his juices lapping it up with her tongue. But out of the blue, as he relaxed a guff of wind blows her hair, as she shots up, did you just let rip as you did before. No he says sheepishly, this is why we don't do this you get too relaxed, and last time it was in my eyes and before that a silent but deadly  squeezed up my nose. This is the last time I will say those numbers 69. It was good  but you aren't having them any more.
Continue reading...
49
Fame is a kind of addiction. It can be a lethal condition If taken with no restriction Real life succumbs to fiction. Elvis took too much stuff. Janis fell for too much guff. Jimi didn’t quit soon enough. Morrison had to act tough. It was all about being a star Instead of being what you are. Life is not a big expensive car It’s what you have done so far. Becoming a famous insufferable, And ordinarily unapproachable, Can make behavior intolerable Rendering you reprehensible. They turned away with a shrug Went back to a favorite drug Left a dead body for others to lug; Their fame swept under a rug. The pretty face won’t protect you No matter how often they inject you. In time your fans will neglect you But the coroner won’t reject you. The star insures that his crew, Let him do what he wants to do. Refuse him and you’re through The star has no use for what’s true.
0
Dec 8, 2015
Dec 8, 2015 at 3:41 PM UTC
BIG STAR
the clown of all creation       mentors the room anything goes       in this 'pie in the face' meeting somehow       more productive than usual guff
0
Jun 26, 2022
Jun 26, 2022 at 9:40 PM UTC
the monday meeting
I have a friend of many years Her name is Hannah Rose A friend in need is a friend indeed So the saying goes She was right there with me Through the drink & drugs She took no guff, she was tough But also gave me hugs She helped me with my self esteem I helped her in school She gave me needed furniture We, together, met our goals She has had a harder life Than anyone I know And yet she's kind & loving These gifts, to me, bestowed But the greatest gift she gave me Was taking me to church She brought me to our Saviour When my soul was in the lurch She has had a broken neck PTSD too She has had so many problems It would make Job feel blue! Now the lady's paralyzed She's under great attack She can't feel on her left side Her body hurt & wracked! Many folks would break in half Against these daunting odds She sings in praise, and she prays To our Sovereign God She called me this evening To ask me to pray Now I'm asking you folks To take part of your day To think good thoughts for my friend Or lift her to the Lord That her soul be comforted *And her health RESTORED* SoulSurvivor (C) 4/12/2017
0
Apr 13, 2017
Apr 13, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC
Hannah Rose
I laughed and giggled I let out one then two they were rather loud, whoops I laughed out,  one more followed they really stunk too. I was in hysterics my friends thought I was gross, but they laughed to, it was like a baby ***** had exploded in the room, the laughter was followed by heaving that regurgitated smell not leaving the room. The laughter reached new levels, my sides were hurting to, but then I felt one brewing, and so I did push to make it a special brew. My laughter was short lived as a wet guff came out, followed by a wet feeling going down my leg. My friends were laughing till a brown patch appeared on my trousers and a log dropped out of my trousers and on to the floor. Silence seemed like forever then they laughed out louder than before heaving and running for the door. I was red faced, I couldn't move fast enough to the toilet as another log fell on the floor, I pulled down and my  boxers were a brown stain, where they were once sky blue before. Never again would I push out a **** for the crowd, for you never know what may come a guff of putrid air, or the embarrassing wetness down your leg and on to somebody's floor...
0
May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 8:14 AM UTC
Follow Through
elephants have memories long, to my way of thinking, that must be hell! imagine, remembering in detail, fine and complete. the days of your life. beginning at number one, when all slippery, slimed and mucked, you were forcibly expelled, into a world, of hard knocks. image, each stumbling step as you grew, each slur, each pointed arrow flung your way, first fall, first hit, first miss first kiss and all the desperation, set between. and then, you hit your teens. emotionally bruised and battered and running for the bell placing 563rd  in the contest of popularity. trying new styles of clothes, dreams and personalities. hormones raging, momma texing, paging, virginity flexing and all the other ****** bluff...guff....stuff ..."hell yeah i can never get enough" finally you get to remember, the grown up stuff. projects due, bills to pay, finding somewhere half decent to stay, grocery lists, other people constantly ****** in a it's all your fault kinda way. deadlines, diminishing lifelines, standing in unemployment lines, waiting to pay a fine lines, playing mine or yours in your divorce foray. and honest to god, thats just the day to day k-rap. living low and ***** until the next pay comes along. ok, there would be, indeed some, remembered joys, some flowers, among the weeds. but thats mere fodder and seeds, for a better poem ..... written on a better day. so finally you are old. you are so, over it! all creak and cracks, pills, bad backs and bengay.. not to mention, the teeth that sit in water glass smiling away, all night. on the table bedside. that my friend, is just not right. you are counting down the days, the hours... watching.....home and away. til one day, you make the mortal coil's end... and your shift is done and dusted. bucket kicked, daisies planted, dirt kissed....                   .....recalled. all that.... and ba-jillion more memories looking for time on the elephant's mammoth mind - memory  dancefloor.
0
May 15, 2014
May 15, 2014 at 4:37 AM UTC
elefantile musings
elephants have memories long, to my way of thinking, that must be hell! imagine, remembering in detail, fine and complete. the days of your life. beginning at number one, when all slippery, slimed and mucked, you were forcibly expelled, into a world, of hard knocks. image, each stumbling step as you grew, each slur, each pointed arrow flung your way, first fall, first hit, first miss first kiss and all the desperation, set between. and then, you hit your teens. emotionally bruised and battered and running for the bell placing 563rd  in the contest of popularity. trying new styles of clothes, dreams and personalities. hormones raging, momma texing, paging, virginity flexing and all the other ****** bluff...guff....stuff ..."hell yeah i can never get enough" finally you get to remember, the grown up stuff. projects due, bills to pay, finding somewhere half decent to stay, grocery lists, other people constantly ****** in a it's all your fault kinda way. deadlines, diminishing lifelines, standing in unemployment lines, waiting to pay a fine lines, playing mine or yours in your divorce foray. and honest to god, thats just the day to day k-rap. living low and ***** until the next pay comes along. ok, there would be, indeed some, remembered joys, some flowers, among the weeds. but thats mere fodder and seeds, for a better poem ..... written on a better day. so finally you are old. you are so, over it! all creak and cracks, pills, bad backs and bengay.. not to mention, the teeth that sit in water glass smiling away, all night. on the table bedside. that my friend, is just not right. you are counting down the days, the hours... watching.....home and away. til one day, you make the mortal coil's end... and your shift is done and dusted. bucket kicked, daisies planted, dirt kissed....                   .....recalled. all that.... and ba-jillion more memories looking for time on the elephant's mammoth mind - memory  dancefloor.
Continue reading...
77
let rot my mental status                                                                   to fruit the flies billow the belly through the button                                                                                                 throat the needle thru the eye sleeve the lamb back into the mutton and make a glutton of our air supply guff it all out        flatus
0
Mar 10, 2022
Mar 10, 2022 at 6:52 PM UTC
billow
By: Cedric McClester He can stomp and shout And even talk about Let’s keep the Muslims out And he’d do it, there’s no doubt But he cannot pretend There are no enemies within More than now and then People of another skin On any given day He may wake up and say Let’s put ‘em all away Or water board ‘em, okay? He says what the heck Because he doesn’t have respect For the politically correct I sincerely do detect He talks off the cuff Often with language that is rough They seem to love his guff Because they think he’s talking tough We knew he wasn’t the nicest But now he’s also helping ISIS And so my sage advice is Let’s stop him from rolling the dices Despite how we might feel We mustn’t allow ourselves to heel To that fear monger’s appeal Or give credence to his spiel Because it cannot be denied Judging by the way he’s lied That he’s living to divide And we know that’s no bromide Cedric McClester, Copyright © 2015. All rights reserved.
0
Dec 7, 2015
Dec 7, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC
LET'S KEEP THE MUSLIMS OUT!