I laughed and giggled I let out one
then two they were rather loud,
whoops I laughed out, one more
followed they really stunk too.
I was in hysterics my friends thought
I was gross, but they laughed to, it
was like a baby ***** had exploded
in the room, the laughter was followed
by heaving that regurgitated smell
not leaving the room.
The laughter reached new levels, my
sides were hurting to, but then I
felt one brewing, and so I did push
to make it a special brew.
My laughter was short lived as a
wet guff came out, followed by
a wet feeling going down my leg.
My friends were laughing till a
brown patch appeared on my
trousers and a log dropped out
of my trousers and on to the floor.
Silence seemed like forever then
they laughed out louder than before
heaving and running for the door.
I was red faced, I couldn't move fast
enough to the toilet as another log
fell on the floor, I pulled down and
my boxers were a brown stain,
where they were once sky blue before.
Never again would I push out a ****
for the crowd, for you never know
what may come a guff of putrid air,
or the embarrassing wetness down
your leg and on to somebody's floor...
May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 8:14 AM UTC
I laughed and giggled I let out one
then two they were rather loud,
whoops I laughed out, one more
followed they really stunk too.
I was in hysterics my friends thought
I was gross, but they laughed to, it
was like a baby ***** had exploded
in the room, the laughter was followed
by heaving that regurgitated smell
not leaving the room.
The laughter reached new levels, my
sides were hurting to, but then I
felt one brewing, and so I did push
to make it a special brew.
My laughter was short lived as a
wet guff came out, followed by
a wet feeling going down my leg.
My friends were laughing till a
brown patch appeared on my
trousers and a log dropped out
of my trousers and on to the floor.
Silence seemed like forever then
they laughed out louder than before
heaving and running for the door.
I was red faced, I couldn't move fast
enough to the toilet as another log
fell on the floor, I pulled down and
my boxers were a brown stain,
where they were once sky blue before.
Never again would I push out a ****
for the crowd, for you never know
what may come a guff of putrid air,
or the embarrassing wetness down
your leg and on to somebody's floor...
A friend asked me to write a funny ****** one...
