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Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
Mistletoe Etiquette
Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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What? well don't be shocked, it's genetic coded, drilling for dimples my parents did it to me, down the food chain, for a millennium, Baby Boomers, Millennials, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z it will be done forever, auto-naturally place the pointer finger gently upon each cheek, commence so soft digging, twisting for the oil of human smiles, the reward, astonishing! a shocking discovery made this morn! *you can do it too "going up the stairs," to Grandmas, Nana's, if you catch them, and with extra care spent, soft so soft when they are just waking up, when their inner kid is sleepy showing* drill a dimple, drill, baby, drill, if your baby/is six or sixty, at any age, kissing an unexpected smile, most worthwhile!
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Nov 15, 2014
Nov 15, 2014 at 8:03 AM UTC
Drill, Baby, Drill! (Dimples)
To my Mom and Grandma, whom I love so dear, It’s time to celebrate you on this great day of the year. To have you both in my life, I truly am so blessed, Some moms and grandmas might be great, but mine are actually the best. … There’s a reason why all our friends call my mother a saint, She’ll take care of us through good times or bad with never a complaint. Her sense of empathy astounds me, it’s a very special gift, She’s always there to show support and give our spirits a lift. She doesn’t take things for granted and shows amazing gratitude, We all wish we had the ability to adopt her attitude. Our road trips and vacations are memories I’ll always keep, I still dream about them sometimes when I go to sleep. … Another blessing we all count is my amazing grandmother, Her strength and good nature help bring us closer to each other. She points us in a wholesome direction and gives us all her prayers, So that when we get to Heaven we’ll have a row of reserved chairs. I love going to visit grandma because she’ll take good care of me, She’ll cook her delicious pasta and meatballs because that’s her specialty. We’ll have a good laugh while we both sit and chat, And she’ll always remind me if I’m ever being a brat. … There’s a good reason why Mother’s Day is a day for celebration, Because my mother and my grandmother are a winning combination. They really are two special gifts from the Big Man up above, And from the bottom of my heart I can’t thank you enough for showering me with love.
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC
To Mom and Grandma: Thank You
To my Mom and Grandma, whom I love so dear, It’s time to celebrate you on this great day of the year. To have you both in my life, I truly am so blessed, Some moms and grandmas might be great, but mine are actually the best. … There’s a reason why all our friends call my mother a saint, She’ll take care of us through good times or bad with never a complaint. Her sense of empathy astounds me, it’s a very special gift, She’s always there to show support and give our spirits a lift. She doesn’t take things for granted and shows amazing gratitude, We all wish we had the ability to adopt her attitude. Our road trips and vacations are memories I’ll always keep, I still dream about them sometimes when I go to sleep. … Another blessing we all count is my amazing grandmother, Her strength and good nature help bring us closer to each other. She points us in a wholesome direction and gives us all her prayers, So that when we get to Heaven we’ll have a row of reserved chairs. I love going to visit grandma because she’ll take good care of me, She’ll cook her delicious pasta and meatballs because that’s her specialty. We’ll have a good laugh while we both sit and chat, And she’ll always remind me if I’m ever being a brat. … There’s a good reason why Mother’s Day is a day for celebration, Because my mother and my grandmother are a winning combination. They really are two special gifts from the Big Man up above, And from the bottom of my heart I can’t thank you enough for showering me with love.
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Hurry now, it’s leaving soon Car door slams, gravel underfoot And from the boot Grandmas lil helper is lifted Oh! Where did it go? Wind twists scarf to snake Released from frames captivity I stoop and tug Under your foot, Gran She shuffles, Ties it firmly around tiny shoulders Bright colour against delicate skin Paper thin, both, One for beauty, one to hold the blood in And may it hold the blood in, Just a little longer... The train awaits, Monstrous, Steele stark against surrounding bush. Matt has a sausage, Mum bothers about tickets, Both fuss and fizzle, I press lips firmly together Deciding then and there Never to let entertainment turn to stress; It’s more than it’s worth. We’re to be in the engine room, The rest will be left behind - As something faulty. Matt lifts Gran up; She’s tiny, She’s flying, She’s in. And then we’re all in. Crammed. We stare longingly through grimy glass At empty carriages Can’t we be in there? It’s all a bit stuffy. There’s a fire along the track But we don’t go any further. The smoke streams out over forest. And jerking and bumping, Dipping along, We reverse back to whence we started. Petrol fumes and smoke fill our tiny cocoon Here, let me help you Passenger to passenger, Fellow human, Compassionate eyes. Gran has a seat; She sways while we lurch. Deep within Railroad country I make believe I know something Of the girl Of the Plannies; That sacred connection To land and sky, To Native country, To Golden Macrocarpa I stare over hills of tree ferns, Kawakawa, Wheki, Punga And, knowing no other, I feel this land Majestically My own.
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Nov 3, 2014
Nov 3, 2014 at 9:47 PM UTC
Railroad Country, Sacred Land
Hurry now, it’s leaving soon Car door slams, gravel underfoot And from the boot Grandmas lil helper is lifted Oh! Where did it go? Wind twists scarf to snake Released from frames captivity I stoop and tug Under your foot, Gran She shuffles, Ties it firmly around tiny shoulders Bright colour against delicate skin Paper thin, both, One for beauty, one to hold the blood in And may it hold the blood in, Just a little longer... The train awaits, Monstrous, Steele stark against surrounding bush. Matt has a sausage, Mum bothers about tickets, Both fuss and fizzle, I press lips firmly together Deciding then and there Never to let entertainment turn to stress; It’s more than it’s worth. We’re to be in the engine room, The rest will be left behind - As something faulty. Matt lifts Gran up; She’s tiny, She’s flying, She’s in. And then we’re all in. Crammed. We stare longingly through grimy glass At empty carriages Can’t we be in there? It’s all a bit stuffy. There’s a fire along the track But we don’t go any further. The smoke streams out over forest. And jerking and bumping, Dipping along, We reverse back to whence we started. Petrol fumes and smoke fill our tiny cocoon Here, let me help you Passenger to passenger, Fellow human, Compassionate eyes. Gran has a seat; She sways while we lurch. Deep within Railroad country I make believe I know something Of the girl Of the Plannies; That sacred connection To land and sky, To Native country, To Golden Macrocarpa I stare over hills of tree ferns, Kawakawa, Wheki, Punga And, knowing no other, I feel this land Majestically My own.
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easter is time is coming soon hooray hooray you see the easter bunny is giving out the eggs hooray oh yeah dudes, come on you see the easter bunny is on his way to give us all treat ya say yeah mate yeah dude, i love the easter bunny oh yeseree someone asked me to a tweet a thin hooray hooray i said, come on let’s party now, it’s easter hooray hooray you see the easter bunny is coming soon i saw a man smoke a big wide balloon ya see, the world of buddha said computers are a place to be and easter hot cross buns are really partying oh yeah oh yeah we say hail to the easter bunny, the easter bunny, the easter bunny hail to the easter bunny, cause he is so cool hail to the easter bunny, the easter bunny the easter bunny hail to the easter bunny, cause he is so cool i got a little bunny, as he crawls through the bushes yeah ya see he is the cutest thing around this world the funny little bunny with a powder puffed tail you see when i go to grandmas house, we look at the flowers there but the big bad woof, scared us all, it was up to the funny little bunny with a powder puffed tail and the easter bunny is cool
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 7:25 AM UTC
easter is rad
I AM FROM NORTH PHILLY FROM SMALL STREETS, VACANT LOTS AND PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THAT FRIENDLY. I AM FROM THE WISE FAMILY WHERE THANKSGIVING IS ALWAYS AT GRANDMAS AND WATCH OUT FOR MOM ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I'M FROM MOVIE NIGHTS THE SCARY ONES THAT MADE YOU JUMP AND THE SENTIMENTAL ONES THAT MADE YOU CRY FROM SPANISH FOOD ONE NIGHT AND JAMAICAN THE OTHERS I'M FROM LOUD MUSIC AND "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!" SUNDAYS I AM FROM WRESTLING WITH MOM AND TRIPPING LITTLE BRO IN THE LIVING ROOM I AM FROM RELIGIOUS ELDERS AND GRANDPA BEING IN BED ALL DAY I AM FROM MAGAZINES ON THE WALL, SHARED BEDS AND DARK CURTAINS I AM FROM NORTH PHILLY
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Apr 23, 2015
Apr 23, 2015 at 9:00 PM UTC
I Am From North Philly
I want my Grandmother, to be at my college graduation. I want my Grandmother, to write me letters while I'm away. And if you won't let her, Take me back to when I was a child. Sitting in the sun on Grandmas lap. Catching fire flies while she sat, around a campfire with my Grandfather. Telling stories of how they first met. I want my grandmother. Dear Cancer, I want my grandmother.
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May 20, 2014
May 20, 2014 at 12:33 AM UTC
Dear Cancer,
Grandma got run over by a reindeer I'm sure you remember that song Well that was my grandma who was hit And again, they got part of it wrong See, she really was run over by reindeer But it was nothing like they said Those deer were driving a milk truck That left my poor grandma nearly dead My poor grandma just got done milking And was putting the cows back in the field When eight drunk reindeer in a milk truck Crashed thru the fence and didn't yield They just kept on going thru the barn yard Straight thru the creek and down the hill Grandma looked like a bug on a windshield With pieces of her wig on that milk truck's grill Now poor grandma never seen it coming Cause she was looking the other way We even found that poor womans glasses Stuck on a scarecrow near the hay Well, now my grandma had not been drinking Like that song had claimed she was But somehow they try to make it funny Seems like those city folk always does Well, that's about as much as I can tell you Because the lawsuit is still pending Those reindeer got some north pole lawyer And we heard he's pretty good at defending So beware of reindeer driving milktrucks For they mean to cause your grandma harm And don't forget try to remind your grandmas To look both ways when she leaves the barn
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Apr 1, 2010
Apr 1, 2010 at 2:44 PM UTC
Grandma Got Run Over By A Milk Truck
(Holding fire and water together) I don't know why the rain keeps writing the name of Nigeria on the ground in every corner. I don't know why we are this broken and tortured like the fragments of the dust. I don't know why the Dapchi girls returned yesterday while their chikbok friends are still in captive. I don't know why every street in Nigeria is known with an imprint of good leaders. I don't know why we cry yet point accusation. fingers back to ourselves, who is fooling who? I don't know why the sun cry here with a closed lips. I don't know why we keep writing love stories while our brothers and sisters perish in shame! I don't just know why but I think you should know. Are you not the one that collected a cup of rice, clean notes and Abrahamic lie from them? I won't speak ill of this land again, I won't! I won't judge any one, no, I won't for the sake of my unborn children. No, I won't for the sake of what happened to Dele Giwa and Saro Wiwa. We poets are abnormal psychologically. We paints abstraction from the abstracts creating fears that might hurt those true patriots. My muse fell out from me yesterday night, When my television opened to a scene of genocide. Men on pants, women on trousers painting out the tears made for people inhabiting hell. Their laughters and smiles were printed to be archived among themselves. I won't speak ill of this country, no, I won't! Because of my unborn children, I won't! But I will tell just one tale for them to remember Of how monkeys carted away with our monies! Of how Snake swallowed our currency! Of how good our leaders are, I think you know! I have been holding these demons in me until last night they came out horribly in fierce protest to revisit this land again. To tell of those girls ***** under the bridge, To ask why boys like me are named after me, To speak against shadows of death lurking here and there. Nigeria is grey and black, red and violent, Retrieving this oceans of mysteries from the hidden abyss of grave corruption is the passport tabled on the pyramid top to recreate a versatile muses of a lyrics calling for a right to write our rights. Take a walk to memory lane pass your shadow, that of your father, mother & grandmas You will see a Nigeria in another angle trying to free herself from the grip of corruption, then, revisit her tears and struggles you will know we are the cause of our own misfortunes.! ©John Chizoba Vincent From_A_Pen_Refusing_Frustrations
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Jun 30, 2018
Jun 30, 2018 at 5:00 PM UTC
Re-Visiting Nigeria
(Holding fire and water together) I don't know why the rain keeps writing the name of Nigeria on the ground in every corner. I don't know why we are this broken and tortured like the fragments of the dust. I don't know why the Dapchi girls returned yesterday while their chikbok friends are still in captive. I don't know why every street in Nigeria is known with an imprint of good leaders. I don't know why we cry yet point accusation. fingers back to ourselves, who is fooling who? I don't know why the sun cry here with a closed lips. I don't know why we keep writing love stories while our brothers and sisters perish in shame! I don't just know why but I think you should know. Are you not the one that collected a cup of rice, clean notes and Abrahamic lie from them? I won't speak ill of this land again, I won't! I won't judge any one, no, I won't for the sake of my unborn children. No, I won't for the sake of what happened to Dele Giwa and Saro Wiwa. We poets are abnormal psychologically. We paints abstraction from the abstracts creating fears that might hurt those true patriots. My muse fell out from me yesterday night, When my television opened to a scene of genocide. Men on pants, women on trousers painting out the tears made for people inhabiting hell. Their laughters and smiles were printed to be archived among themselves. I won't speak ill of this country, no, I won't! Because of my unborn children, I won't! But I will tell just one tale for them to remember Of how monkeys carted away with our monies! Of how Snake swallowed our currency! Of how good our leaders are, I think you know! I have been holding these demons in me until last night they came out horribly in fierce protest to revisit this land again. To tell of those girls ***** under the bridge, To ask why boys like me are named after me, To speak against shadows of death lurking here and there. Nigeria is grey and black, red and violent, Retrieving this oceans of mysteries from the hidden abyss of grave corruption is the passport tabled on the pyramid top to recreate a versatile muses of a lyrics calling for a right to write our rights. Take a walk to memory lane pass your shadow, that of your father, mother & grandmas You will see a Nigeria in another angle trying to free herself from the grip of corruption, then, revisit her tears and struggles you will know we are the cause of our own misfortunes.! ©John Chizoba Vincent From_A_Pen_Refusing_Frustrations
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The wolf, a predator and a monster. Transforms himself into a monster every night, a red riding hood comes home. A prettiest young girl unaware and nubile. She walks into grandmas house. Teeth, Fur,Fangs and Claws. Grandma why are you so hairy. Why are your teeth so big. What large claws you have. The Grandmothers rage awakens for a tasty young meal. Take a nap young riding hood grandmother is cooking. Snap crackle the door locks from the outside. Another young love in my house.
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Oct 12, 2015
Oct 12, 2015 at 5:11 PM UTC
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
My grandma told me it was time to go home, and that's when I so badly wanted to ask to stay one more night I felt more at home at my grandmas than I do in my regular house So I kicked on my old vans, grabbed my back pack and went home Compared to my regular house, we do more stuff at my grandmas than we do there Where at home I just lay in bed listening to my music and watch movies that I've seen like 500 times There's a picture in our kitchen that says "God Bless Our Home" Then again I haven't come into contact with any sort of god. The only people in my house are me, my brother, and mother And my dad on the weekends since my parents separated at least a year ago And my sister is going off to college soon so I don't really ever see her because she lives with her mom and has a job I see her on holidays and birthdays and such which makes me happy Life in my home hasn't been the same since my parents split We used to be active I would say Now I all I do, like I said before, is lay in bed. I go out sometimes, for shows and other stuff I don't really hang out with friends from school except for my bestfriend since we go to the same shows School starts back in a few weeks and am I prepared? Yes and no I'm excited to see my friends and I'm not excited to see people who annoy me But let's go back to talking about home What's your definition of home? In the dictionary home is the place where one lives permanently, especially as a member of a family or household. My definition of home is that home is a place where you make memories. Home is a place where you live and die. Home is a place full of love and hate. It's a place where you can feel comfy and warm or miserable and cold. Home is where the heart is and I guess my heart moved out a long time ago...
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Aug 6, 2014
Aug 6, 2014 at 6:53 PM UTC
home
My grandma told me it was time to go home, and that's when I so badly wanted to ask to stay one more night I felt more at home at my grandmas than I do in my regular house So I kicked on my old vans, grabbed my back pack and went home Compared to my regular house, we do more stuff at my grandmas than we do there Where at home I just lay in bed listening to my music and watch movies that I've seen like 500 times There's a picture in our kitchen that says "God Bless Our Home" Then again I haven't come into contact with any sort of god. The only people in my house are me, my brother, and mother And my dad on the weekends since my parents separated at least a year ago And my sister is going off to college soon so I don't really ever see her because she lives with her mom and has a job I see her on holidays and birthdays and such which makes me happy Life in my home hasn't been the same since my parents split We used to be active I would say Now I all I do, like I said before, is lay in bed. I go out sometimes, for shows and other stuff I don't really hang out with friends from school except for my bestfriend since we go to the same shows School starts back in a few weeks and am I prepared? Yes and no I'm excited to see my friends and I'm not excited to see people who annoy me But let's go back to talking about home What's your definition of home? In the dictionary home is the place where one lives permanently, especially as a member of a family or household. My definition of home is that home is a place where you make memories. Home is a place where you live and die. Home is a place full of love and hate. It's a place where you can feel comfy and warm or miserable and cold. Home is where the heart is and I guess my heart moved out a long time ago...
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Once there was a carnival. It was exuberant and joyful, With elephants and lions befriending the penguins and sea otters, And little fairy-like acrobats leaping and zooming across tightropes, As if they were walking on solid ground. There was a faint smell of funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn, And the sound of people chatting animatedly about, "Wasn't that act precious" or "oh, darling, look at that penguin! Isn't he cute?" And then I got a little older. And the carnival was still joyful, but something had changed. The carnival had this joyful facade but it was hiding a darker exterior. The elephants and lions were growing old, and the ringmaster, Displeased with their best efforts, Had started to hurt them. The fairy-like acrobats had gotten injured over the years, And wobbled a little bit here and there, with hints of hesitation Perspiring on their foreheads. The funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn smell lingered still, But it was almost as if people had grown tired of the taste, And in the heat of the summer day, The food had started to grow stale. And then I got old. The carnival had closed now. Overgrown with weeds, Stalls and tents covered in graffiti and muck, It was now a gathering spot for children to make believe, That they were the fairy acrobats who had once been so agile and captivating, Or the animals that had struck terror and awe into toddler's hearts. The carnival was gone, but the children would run home to their grandmas and grandpas, and they would tell them the story of how the lion was this close to biting off their nose, and how one time the acrobat honestly did a front flip from a horse on to a bear onto a lion, and they were honest to God telling the absolute truth no matter what their spouse would say in the room next door. The carnival was gone, but the stories would go on in a bittersweet never ending circle of intrigue and mystery and magic.
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Mar 27, 2017
Mar 27, 2017 at 1:22 AM UTC
The Carnival
Once there was a carnival. It was exuberant and joyful, With elephants and lions befriending the penguins and sea otters, And little fairy-like acrobats leaping and zooming across tightropes, As if they were walking on solid ground. There was a faint smell of funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn, And the sound of people chatting animatedly about, "Wasn't that act precious" or "oh, darling, look at that penguin! Isn't he cute?" And then I got a little older. And the carnival was still joyful, but something had changed. The carnival had this joyful facade but it was hiding a darker exterior. The elephants and lions were growing old, and the ringmaster, Displeased with their best efforts, Had started to hurt them. The fairy-like acrobats had gotten injured over the years, And wobbled a little bit here and there, with hints of hesitation Perspiring on their foreheads. The funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn smell lingered still, But it was almost as if people had grown tired of the taste, And in the heat of the summer day, The food had started to grow stale. And then I got old. The carnival had closed now. Overgrown with weeds, Stalls and tents covered in graffiti and muck, It was now a gathering spot for children to make believe, That they were the fairy acrobats who had once been so agile and captivating, Or the animals that had struck terror and awe into toddler's hearts. The carnival was gone, but the children would run home to their grandmas and grandpas, and they would tell them the story of how the lion was this close to biting off their nose, and how one time the acrobat honestly did a front flip from a horse on to a bear onto a lion, and they were honest to God telling the absolute truth no matter what their spouse would say in the room next door. The carnival was gone, but the stories would go on in a bittersweet never ending circle of intrigue and mystery and magic.
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My Grandma and your Grandma, Got in a word quagmire. My Grandma told your Grandma She's gonna set her wig on fire. Tallkin bout Hey Now,hey now Hey Now,hey now. Grandma's kind of insane. (wackadoodle) You know our love will never go, We just don't let her by the flame. No, we just don't let her by the flame
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Aug 10, 2013
Aug 10, 2013 at 8:40 AM UTC
When Grandmas Go Grumpy
Some get that way by playing it safe, memorizing mantras, righteously abiding by rules, some get there by cutting seams, lost in purposelessness, partaking of ether, marijuana, alcohol, or anything that's buzzy enough, some find their sweepstakes in curls, in fantasies, on the internet, or in the aftermath, some claim the spoils, some gracefully accept determination, some divorce their wives, some happily raise their pulse to the heavy metals, some review albums and cut down the ******** some write love stories for our grandmas, our moms, our ex-girlfriends, some find it in politics, right winging, left winging, chicken winging, some in bomb threats, some find it in supremacy, others in melting pots, some cheer up over breakroom chitty-chats, some in **** *** some in sympathizing with pedophiles trapped in iron lungs, some when they have hit the bottom rung, some by rationalizing, boosting themselves above half-wrongs, to coast on the half-rights, some by breaking up, some by declaring war, only to get discouraged, yet proud of the scars, some kids dance to experimental music, some write blogs about capitalism, some find it kicking it with bitter vegans, others while murdering their parents, but everyone is a winner, everyone is right, everyone has earned the paycheck, the vacation, the **** wife, and the key to eternal life.
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Dec 16, 2010
Dec 16, 2010 at 8:03 AM UTC
Everyone is a Winner (hoo-rah-ray)
Grandma had a clever dog; She raised him from a pup. And when he learned that he could talk You couldn't shut him up. His tail was just a nubbin And he had a flattened mug. He looked like a short boxer So grandma named him pug. Grandma told us what he looked like For we never saw the cuss. Her walking, talking, Pug Dog Was invisible to us. She said he'd always been around, As far as she recalled. Her mother told Pug stories Before grandma even crawled. Every family has traditions And I guess I'd have to say, Pug tales have been our custom Right down to this very day. When grandma gives a long deep sigh And says, "Now, one day Pug. . ." We know a story's coming So we sit down on the rug. We nestle up beside her For a tale we've never heard. And everyone gets quiet So that we won't miss a word. The stories grandma tells us Of the things that dog can do Can hold any child's attention, Even fill a book or two. Grandma's Pug tales outdo Rin-Tin-Tin And even Scooby-Doo. He's a smarter dog than Snoopy; Smarter than Lassie too. Pug has traveled far, to distant lands, And even outer space. He's done every thing there is to do And he's been every place. He always gets in trouble For there's nothing he won't try. He has traveled in a sub-marine, Flown airplanes in the sky. He has even been arrested, More than once broke out of Jail. But the family loves him dearly And we always pay his bail. Where grandma gets her stories from I guess I'll never know. But even down through all these years Her Pug tales grow and grow. I know someday when grandma sleeps, And her life on earth is gone, The Angels all will gather To hear Pug tales all day long
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Sep 24, 2010
Sep 24, 2010 at 4:49 PM UTC
Grandmas Talking Dog
Grandma had a clever dog; She raised him from a pup. And when he learned that he could talk You couldn't shut him up. His tail was just a nubbin And he had a flattened mug. He looked like a short boxer So grandma named him pug. Grandma told us what he looked like For we never saw the cuss. Her walking, talking, Pug Dog Was invisible to us. She said he'd always been around, As far as she recalled. Her mother told Pug stories Before grandma even crawled. Every family has traditions And I guess I'd have to say, Pug tales have been our custom Right down to this very day. When grandma gives a long deep sigh And says, "Now, one day Pug. . ." We know a story's coming So we sit down on the rug. We nestle up beside her For a tale we've never heard. And everyone gets quiet So that we won't miss a word. The stories grandma tells us Of the things that dog can do Can hold any child's attention, Even fill a book or two. Grandma's Pug tales outdo Rin-Tin-Tin And even Scooby-Doo. He's a smarter dog than Snoopy; Smarter than Lassie too. Pug has traveled far, to distant lands, And even outer space. He's done every thing there is to do And he's been every place. He always gets in trouble For there's nothing he won't try. He has traveled in a sub-marine, Flown airplanes in the sky. He has even been arrested, More than once broke out of Jail. But the family loves him dearly And we always pay his bail. Where grandma gets her stories from I guess I'll never know. But even down through all these years Her Pug tales grow and grow. I know someday when grandma sleeps, And her life on earth is gone, The Angels all will gather To hear Pug tales all day long
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*A long long time ago Before digital took over the planet. My grandfather was  an airman in WW2. He never dropped a single bomb or even fired a weapon in that war.. He was a bit of a pacifist live and let live was his way. Instead he aimed camera lenses at the Germans snapping their country on his belly lay on the planes belly. At the airbase in the UK he printed his photographs. enough to cover an airfield. He met an English lady in the darkroom. They printed their photographs together mixing fixer and developer. She got used to his crooked smile and big hands He got used to her being there. When the war ended he returned to the states and opened a camera and photography shop. He built a darkroom by hand when it was finished he went back to England on a cargo ship and found the lady from in the darkroom. he asked her to marry him and she accepted. when they returned to New York he showed her the darkroom he built for them. On the door was a note held by a thumbtack It said I fell in love with you in the dark but I want you to follow the light with me for the rest of our lives. A year later my dad was born with a crooked smile and big hands and also his love of photography. He had the eye for color and shadow and light. After I was born I did not follow the love of photography. But would get into trouble at school for writing poems in the margins of my work books. I found grandmas note that was pinned on the darkroom door she passed a way a few weeks ago. And I was moved to tell this story. Follow the light Grandma love. look for a big man with a crooked smile and big hands hes waiting for you.*
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Nov 19, 2015
Nov 19, 2015 at 5:17 PM UTC
The man with a crooked smile and big hands..repost for grandmas anniversary
*A long long time ago Before digital took over the planet. My grandfather was  an airman in WW2. He never dropped a single bomb or even fired a weapon in that war.. He was a bit of a pacifist live and let live was his way. Instead he aimed camera lenses at the Germans snapping their country on his belly lay on the planes belly. At the airbase in the UK he printed his photographs. enough to cover an airfield. He met an English lady in the darkroom. They printed their photographs together mixing fixer and developer. She got used to his crooked smile and big hands He got used to her being there. When the war ended he returned to the states and opened a camera and photography shop. He built a darkroom by hand when it was finished he went back to England on a cargo ship and found the lady from in the darkroom. he asked her to marry him and she accepted. when they returned to New York he showed her the darkroom he built for them. On the door was a note held by a thumbtack It said I fell in love with you in the dark but I want you to follow the light with me for the rest of our lives. A year later my dad was born with a crooked smile and big hands and also his love of photography. He had the eye for color and shadow and light. After I was born I did not follow the love of photography. But would get into trouble at school for writing poems in the margins of my work books. I found grandmas note that was pinned on the darkroom door she passed a way a few weeks ago. And I was moved to tell this story. Follow the light Grandma love. look for a big man with a crooked smile and big hands hes waiting for you.*
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I want that kinda love like the way Obama looks at Michelle I want that kinda love Like Cinderella in her happliy ever after fairytale I want that kinda love thats brings you Heaven in the mist of all hell I want that kinda love thats gonna be there for you at the lowest point in your life when you fail. I want that kinda love that if you start Looking into thier eyes you will be put under a spell I want that kind of love that Feeds your mind knowlege until you both feel Faded. I want That kinda of love that takes you high and gets your spirit Elevated I want That kinda of love that keeps you going and movatived. I want That kinda love where you keep on all your clothes but still be exposed like your naked. I want That kind of love thats scared Yes that kinda of love. I want that kinda love Fitting me like a cold hand to warm glove I want That kinda Love expressed through the lycis that Jill Scott sings, That kinda love of how much joy and life loves brings That kind of love Manifesting the many blessings That India Arie Compassionate kinda love That kindred Family soul kinda love That make soul glow, and your spirit Grow kinda love That poetic hip hop lauren Hill kinda love That Vivian and Uncle Phil, Jada and Will kinda love Yes That Kinda Love As it Washes away my pain and let me dance in your love like the Summer rain Kissed by a rose kinda love Let's Cherish the day as if were are lyrics to the music sung by Sade. Old school R&B; kinda of love That Smooth Jazz kem music kinda love That maxwell fortunate kinda love That Babyface Whip Appeal so I know its real kinda love That Cliff and Clair Huxtable Honorable and responsible Kind of love. That Unlimited, Unconditinal, Uncommon Kind of Love. That Purpose driven, On a Mission, Bringing The vision to fruition kinda love 1 Corinthians 13 kind of love You'll be My King and Ill be you Queen kinda of love That Hebrew Royalty Showing loyalty kinda love I want that nourish your soul like Grandmas Homemade Turkey and biscuits casserole kinda love. I want that Acts 6:3 kind of man with faith, prayer, and a plan. I want a God fearing man who genuinely understands. I want a Relationship like Boaz and Ruth, Taking the journey together living in the Truth I want a love that will fight for me just as Jocob did For Racheal and I promise I'll always be faithful. Let it be Pleasing to God's sight just as Leah But yet As wise As Solomon and The Queen of Sheba kinda love I want that 1 John 3:18 Kind of love That Unforseen kinda Love As we Build like Noah and Nehemiah, But Weep together like Jeremiah kinda of love I want that Serve like Sammuel And Pray like Daniel Kinda of love. That love me like Christ Kinda of Love. Yes That is my Kinda of love.
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Jan 16, 2017
Jan 16, 2017 at 8:05 PM UTC
"Kinda Love"
I want that kinda love like the way Obama looks at Michelle I want that kinda love Like Cinderella in her happliy ever after fairytale I want that kinda love thats brings you Heaven in the mist of all hell I want that kinda love thats gonna be there for you at the lowest point in your life when you fail. I want that kinda love that if you start Looking into thier eyes you will be put under a spell I want that kind of love that Feeds your mind knowlege until you both feel Faded. I want That kinda of love that takes you high and gets your spirit Elevated I want That kinda of love that keeps you going and movatived. I want That kinda love where you keep on all your clothes but still be exposed like your naked. I want That kind of love thats scared Yes that kinda of love. I want that kinda love Fitting me like a cold hand to warm glove I want That kinda Love expressed through the lycis that Jill Scott sings, That kinda love of how much joy and life loves brings That kind of love Manifesting the many blessings That India Arie Compassionate kinda love That kindred Family soul kinda love That make soul glow, and your spirit Grow kinda love That poetic hip hop lauren Hill kinda love That Vivian and Uncle Phil, Jada and Will kinda love Yes That Kinda Love As it Washes away my pain and let me dance in your love like the Summer rain Kissed by a rose kinda love Let's Cherish the day as if were are lyrics to the music sung by Sade. Old school R&B; kinda of love That Smooth Jazz kem music kinda love That maxwell fortunate kinda love That Babyface Whip Appeal so I know its real kinda love That Cliff and Clair Huxtable Honorable and responsible Kind of love. That Unlimited, Unconditinal, Uncommon Kind of Love. That Purpose driven, On a Mission, Bringing The vision to fruition kinda love 1 Corinthians 13 kind of love You'll be My King and Ill be you Queen kinda of love That Hebrew Royalty Showing loyalty kinda love I want that nourish your soul like Grandmas Homemade Turkey and biscuits casserole kinda love. I want that Acts 6:3 kind of man with faith, prayer, and a plan. I want a God fearing man who genuinely understands. I want a Relationship like Boaz and Ruth, Taking the journey together living in the Truth I want a love that will fight for me just as Jocob did For Racheal and I promise I'll always be faithful. Let it be Pleasing to God's sight just as Leah But yet As wise As Solomon and The Queen of Sheba kinda love I want that 1 John 3:18 Kind of love That Unforseen kinda Love As we Build like Noah and Nehemiah, But Weep together like Jeremiah kinda of love I want that Serve like Sammuel And Pray like Daniel Kinda of love. That love me like Christ Kinda of Love. Yes That is my Kinda of love.
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*The man with a crooked smile and big hands A long long time ago Before digital took over the planet. My grandfather was  an airman in WW2. He never dropped a single bomb or even fired a weapon in that war.. He was a bit of a pacifist live and let live was his way. Instead he aimed camera lenses at the Germans snapping their country on his belly lay on the planes belly. At the airbase in the UK he printed his photographs. enough to cover an airfield. He met an English lady in the darkroom. They printed their photographs together mixing fixer and developer. She got used to his crooked smile and big hands He got used to her being there. When the war ended he returned to the states and opened a camera and photography shop. He built a darkroom by hand when it was finished he went back to England on a cargo ship and found the lady from in the darkroom. he asked her to marry him and she accepted. when they returned to New York he showed her the darkroom he built for them. On the door was a note held by a thumbtack It said I fell in love with you in the dark but I want you to follow the light with me for the rest of our lives. A year later my dad was born with a crooked smile and big hands and also his love of photography. He had the eye for color and shadow and light. After I was born I did not follow the love of photography. But would get into trouble at school for writing poems in the margins of my work books. I found grandmas note that was pinned on the darkroom door. She had it in the things I had clear from her room. she passed a way a few weeks ago. And I was moved to tell this story. Follow the light Grandma love. look for a big man with crooked smile and big hands hes waiting for you.*
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Aug 31, 2015
Aug 31, 2015 at 4:20 PM UTC
The man with a crooked smile and big hands--a love story
*The man with a crooked smile and big hands A long long time ago Before digital took over the planet. My grandfather was  an airman in WW2. He never dropped a single bomb or even fired a weapon in that war.. He was a bit of a pacifist live and let live was his way. Instead he aimed camera lenses at the Germans snapping their country on his belly lay on the planes belly. At the airbase in the UK he printed his photographs. enough to cover an airfield. He met an English lady in the darkroom. They printed their photographs together mixing fixer and developer. She got used to his crooked smile and big hands He got used to her being there. When the war ended he returned to the states and opened a camera and photography shop. He built a darkroom by hand when it was finished he went back to England on a cargo ship and found the lady from in the darkroom. he asked her to marry him and she accepted. when they returned to New York he showed her the darkroom he built for them. On the door was a note held by a thumbtack It said I fell in love with you in the dark but I want you to follow the light with me for the rest of our lives. A year later my dad was born with a crooked smile and big hands and also his love of photography. He had the eye for color and shadow and light. After I was born I did not follow the love of photography. But would get into trouble at school for writing poems in the margins of my work books. I found grandmas note that was pinned on the darkroom door. She had it in the things I had clear from her room. she passed a way a few weeks ago. And I was moved to tell this story. Follow the light Grandma love. look for a big man with crooked smile and big hands hes waiting for you.*
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What is reality? Is it the cool embrace of winters chilling winds? Or is it the tingle you get while walking in the sun on a summers afternoon? What is reality? Is it the smell of fresh apple pie cooling on grandmas windowsill? Or is it the sharp smell of perfume on the girl sitting next to you? What is reality? Is it a beautiful sunset, sending ribbons of color across the ocean? Or is it the New York City skyline shining like a beacon through a thick layer of smog? What is reality? Is it made up of everything that we can see, smell, and touch? Or is it made up of the dreams that we are constantly generating inside of our heads?
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Nov 11, 2012
Nov 11, 2012 at 12:58 PM UTC
What is Reality?
if by senior year of high school you are tired of your life make mountains out of mole hills cut ties with your best friend because your ex nothing kissed her on new years blame them both don't speak until a year later tell him you made him he would be nothing without you fall for your friends because you know it will never work be needy go to prom by yourself pretend to rock it then cry in your grandmas minivan before you leave burn bridges with your friend group for no good reason other than by senior year you are tired with your life choose your college entirely on a guy make sure he is boring mediocre and smells of trouble and mental illness spend all summer trying to make him less boring convince yourself he is perfect move twelve hours away because you don't want to know anyone hate your roommate but don't ever give her a chance get way too comfortable with the boring boy feel superior because you're smarter and you've partied more steal adderall from the party because that makes you look cool give him all of you mind and body by that I mean english papers and shower *** ignore the signs that he's lost interest force yourself on him anyway cry to your friends back home when you're drunk cry because you are twelve hours away drink because you are twelve hours away smoke to stop crying smoke to stop drinking don't eat anything always take the stairs walk the long way to class never stop moving two fingers are not enough to force up your self-pity three fingers makes it a little easier don't look at yourself in the mirror you are still not good enough for the boring boy take the blame when he snitches on you do not fight for yourself sleep with him again anyway tell yourself "there is no sin too great" this is what you wanted because by senior year you were tired of your life
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Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 11:49 PM UTC
by senior year
if by senior year of high school you are tired of your life make mountains out of mole hills cut ties with your best friend because your ex nothing kissed her on new years blame them both don't speak until a year later tell him you made him he would be nothing without you fall for your friends because you know it will never work be needy go to prom by yourself pretend to rock it then cry in your grandmas minivan before you leave burn bridges with your friend group for no good reason other than by senior year you are tired with your life choose your college entirely on a guy make sure he is boring mediocre and smells of trouble and mental illness spend all summer trying to make him less boring convince yourself he is perfect move twelve hours away because you don't want to know anyone hate your roommate but don't ever give her a chance get way too comfortable with the boring boy feel superior because you're smarter and you've partied more steal adderall from the party because that makes you look cool give him all of you mind and body by that I mean english papers and shower *** ignore the signs that he's lost interest force yourself on him anyway cry to your friends back home when you're drunk cry because you are twelve hours away drink because you are twelve hours away smoke to stop crying smoke to stop drinking don't eat anything always take the stairs walk the long way to class never stop moving two fingers are not enough to force up your self-pity three fingers makes it a little easier don't look at yourself in the mirror you are still not good enough for the boring boy take the blame when he snitches on you do not fight for yourself sleep with him again anyway tell yourself "there is no sin too great" this is what you wanted because by senior year you were tired of your life
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I wonder if my late night plays Will ever be relayed To a generation that is slayed In my play every black home Has two stories, a fence and a dad that won’t roam Their cars ain’t all chrome No bars on the windows No grandmas saying lord knows When cops shows There are more colors than grey No dope boys on the corner cliche Or dogs on chains barking to get away The colors blue and red stand for a flag The black youth aren’t in a body bag And pants never sag Black men aren’t scary and mean The system isn’t their adversary or The silver screen They don’t fill cemeteries nor chase The color green Black women have a name Not ***** or **** used as shame No fakes buts for their fame The son has more hope Then shooting a ball and ****** bout dope He aspires to use a stethoscope The daughter is strong and free She can either write a song or get a PhD Her future is whatever she wants it to be Their ain’t thugs on tv our color Not every sitcom has one strong black single mother Or get drunk and fight one another Gun violence is a joke the police don’t chock our folk Our music don’t promote drug use And Gucci don’t ****** Drivebys are now hi’s Every family is woke and wise It’s sad to know That this world won’t ever exist Because the world outside Is to nightmarish
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Jul 12, 2018
Jul 12, 2018 at 9:11 PM UTC
My Dream
Reginald "combover" Twistleton-Smythe had hair on his head but just on the side He wore a big hat when out for a walk Too scared to shave and have a flat-hawk One day at his Gran's fell asleep after tea and woke up to find he was combover free He saw grandmas scissors behind on the shelf As she looked in his eyes and said "Be yourself! With that combover thing Reg, you sure do look silly Go shave your head, you'll look just like Bruce ***** "But my heads the wrong shape, it just wont do the trick, I'll look less like Bruce ***** and more like a **** "Listen to your Gran for I always know best, I'm not saying go out and run round in a vest. Just cut your hair short and wear it with pride, it'll be like a mohawk but just on its side" Reggie "flathawk" I've heard people say now runs round in vest shouting Yipee Kiyay
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Jul 29, 2010
Jul 29, 2010 at 11:31 AM UTC
Reggies new haircut
I really dont know how much time you have Your bags are getting lower and I'm loving you a little too late You're getting skinnier You've lossed 30 lbs in 1 one month and I think this is your last year standing on earth I think these are the months to pray It's a little too late Don't deny your sickness, when even you know you're ill You once told my mom you dont pay the consequences here on earth, you pay them in the afterlife You're paying them now It must be horrible to live what you were planning to live in the afterlife You're 25 x2 and I'm the mistake you love the most Everytime I listen to Guilt Trip by Kanye West I shiver when Kid Cudi comes in The line "If you loved me so much then why'd you let me go" hurts me so much I remember you calling me a good for nothing I think those words have become permanent to my thoughts I think that's why I saw my self standing in a place for the hopeless a month and a half ago I dont think I'll ever tell you that I love you face to face with pride in those words Your figure is starting to become weak, and I'm beginning to worry It's too late for that, I've come so far with a rope pulling me back I think I've been walking backwards these passed 5 years I didn't realize it before then I don't think I know you well enough I wish I knew who you truly are, soon to be were What I do know is that you always pointed at my mother and yelled negativity Now you're pointing at what grave you want to get buried in You're paying death in my world you caused hell in Consequences come in unexpected ways I guess thats why death is catching you offguard 8 straight years hearing yells I hated I was tired of it, but used to it as well I'll always be your son.... dad I wish things turned out differently I wish you knew that deep down, I love you The love you didn't show is slowly tying a rope around your neck You'll always be my dad, you'll always be the monster I was scared of when I was little You'll always be the screams of negativity in my ears that keep me awake some nights You'll always be the July 29th I remember, always You'll always be what made me who I am now A suicidal passionate artist And my friends will always try to defeat my inner war with their consoling words What they don't know is that you'll always be with me Even when I'm experiencing success You'll always be there, to bring me down And I love you for that..... dad You'll always be my dad And I'll always be your son you never showed love to I love you
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Jan 10, 2014
Jan 10, 2014 at 11:01 PM UTC
My Grandmas Son
I really dont know how much time you have Your bags are getting lower and I'm loving you a little too late You're getting skinnier You've lossed 30 lbs in 1 one month and I think this is your last year standing on earth I think these are the months to pray It's a little too late Don't deny your sickness, when even you know you're ill You once told my mom you dont pay the consequences here on earth, you pay them in the afterlife You're paying them now It must be horrible to live what you were planning to live in the afterlife You're 25 x2 and I'm the mistake you love the most Everytime I listen to Guilt Trip by Kanye West I shiver when Kid Cudi comes in The line "If you loved me so much then why'd you let me go" hurts me so much I remember you calling me a good for nothing I think those words have become permanent to my thoughts I think that's why I saw my self standing in a place for the hopeless a month and a half ago I dont think I'll ever tell you that I love you face to face with pride in those words Your figure is starting to become weak, and I'm beginning to worry It's too late for that, I've come so far with a rope pulling me back I think I've been walking backwards these passed 5 years I didn't realize it before then I don't think I know you well enough I wish I knew who you truly are, soon to be were What I do know is that you always pointed at my mother and yelled negativity Now you're pointing at what grave you want to get buried in You're paying death in my world you caused hell in Consequences come in unexpected ways I guess thats why death is catching you offguard 8 straight years hearing yells I hated I was tired of it, but used to it as well I'll always be your son.... dad I wish things turned out differently I wish you knew that deep down, I love you The love you didn't show is slowly tying a rope around your neck You'll always be my dad, you'll always be the monster I was scared of when I was little You'll always be the screams of negativity in my ears that keep me awake some nights You'll always be the July 29th I remember, always You'll always be what made me who I am now A suicidal passionate artist And my friends will always try to defeat my inner war with their consoling words What they don't know is that you'll always be with me Even when I'm experiencing success You'll always be there, to bring me down And I love you for that..... dad You'll always be my dad And I'll always be your son you never showed love to I love you
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