"fucka" poems
lolwut
man
**** u
u kno wat its like 2 have swag?
no
u don't
cuz you nothin' *****
i got fittie dolla bills out da ***
Jan 29, 2014
Jan 29, 2014 at 11:26 PM UTC
I hate things that creep, crawl, slither, and sting. But of all these, I hate spiders the most. Why? Because they’re just all … they’re all YUCK! That’s why.
Spiders are one of the worst kinds of insects (arachnids but whatever) because they are the only kind that purposely tries to **** with you. See, unlike ants, or caterpillars, or even nasty-old silverfish, spiders don’t care whether or not you know they’re there. These monsters don’t bother to hide from you. Nah, they’re all like, “I know you see me motha’ ***** and I know you ain’t gonna do nothin’ ‘bout it ‘cause you know I’ma just go **** and end up in yo shirt!”
One of the most common things that people who aren’t afraid of spiders say is this: “Kevin, you shouldn’t **** spiders.”
Me: “Why not?”
Them: “Because they eat other bugs.”
I think what people don’t realize is that … I don’t care! So what if spiders eat other bugs? I’d rather have the other bugs than have those god-awful things creeping around my house. Whenever someone reminds me that spiders eat other bugs, I honestly wish I had the power to communicate with insects, because as far as I’m concerned we have a common enemy. I would join forces with the flies and ants or whatever to **** every single spider in my house. Then I would betray my new friends and **** them too. Case solved.
But, as I think about it, it’s not just spiders that people tell me not to **** because they “eat other bugs.” Now that I think about it, every single thing that “eats other bugs” is also ten times more ******* scary than the things they’re supposed to be killing.
Have you guys ever seen a “house spider” sometimes called a “house centipede"? If not, google it right now. That’s the kinda’ thing people tell you not to **** because it eats the other bugs. But just looking at its picture I’m like “holy **** I’ll take a few mosquitoes over that **** any day!”
See, what people don’t realize is that I don’t hate spiders just for the sake of hating them. I hate them because when I see one I want to burn my house down and have it rebuilt from scratch. If I fail to **** a spider and the thing runs off, I will not sleep until my target has been apprehended and killed. I will literally sit near the spot it disappeared to with a flashlight and a can of windex until it returns to face its crime of entering my room.
O.o yep.
Jul 2, 2013
Jul 2, 2013 at 9:28 PM UTC
Man becomes woman woman becomes man
headline dictation that makes you understand
but what's this? The scene goes beyond extremes,
the black/white photograph is of color underneath.
But **** me, I'm being erratic. I'm standing on tables
shouting so your disdain's automatic. What's up with
this new fad? Uhmurika never had it this bad. We have
a literal metric ton of whining millennials wanting to be
special snowflakes. Man, who could take all of this social
pressure? Being held accountable for a miserable, literal lack
of knowledge about the world around us? Man, definitely not
for me. But seriously, bro, did you get your **** cut off? What's
up bro, **** you get your **** sewn on? That ******* ***** lacks
a ****** That motha ***** lacks the design that gives him a similar
package when his blood pressure rises. Don't talk to me about feelings
before you've had the operation -- because before you've done that step
it's better if you don't implore my empathy or patience because you're
just not real, I won't feel the weight of your complaints and frustrations.
Matter of fact, for you, ess jay dub, my emotional core's on vacation.
Leave me alone with your dialogue.
Discourse is not for me.
Leave me alone with your dialogue.
How do you prefer to ***
Is it this hard to admit to your audience there's something else outside
yourself? I can see how defining the lines with alacrity makes it easier
to breathe the air you breathe to stay alive. It must be nice to stand tall
and be you and not have to bray declarations of self to stay confident
and true to the compass. Walking is all it ever takes you yet when I say,
"Actually [...]" it's enough to make you think it's me getting in your face
with another liberal lecture, but I'm just keeping real straightforward
about which terms I prefer in our vernacular. Shut up, you **** up, we
advocate for your finish, only requiring you fit into our premise.
Leave me alone with your dialogue.
Discourse is just not for me.
Leave me alone with your dialogue.
How do you prefer to ***
I just think it's best to have some canned material
in case you need it.
Oct 8, 2015
Oct 8, 2015 at 1:52 AM UTC
Bad as a ***** *****
Bas as a ***** *****
Flapjack rippin up tracks
Call the conductor
Oh wait that’s me
You need training
Wheel’s on the track
Traction that you stuck under
N never wonder who is coming with the blunderbuss
All up in yo face, one shot n you under us
Ain’t wonderous?
****** up a couple plastics, pause, chill, kickback
Smoke a couple blunts
M to the A G, N to the Ificient
Life’s nice isn’t it?
That is, if ya got a little life light to lighten up those, like,
Way heavy dark instances.
And I don’t give a **** what you’re inference is
Psh, this ***** tryna tell me what the difference is
I thought it was obvious
I am, they are not the ****
Now we all got a nervous system
But that don’t explain why you’re so nervous mister
I done chained two chains up by his whiskers
Gave away his dummy money needed hunny ****** his sister
It’s the
Little Rapscallion
****** up your fleet, better bring the whole battalion
And I rap stallions, you stickin to the stable
Fables of your ladies n your many medalions
**** I’m goin off in this motha *****
Tossin these ***** fuckas wall to wall
Knockin bricks out with a fist pound
So get out n stand back, take notes, watch it fall
I’m bach with ***** don’t matter what your speed
I can clock em all, No cops involved, knock knock knock knock
Lock down drop top n ball
I’m all tweaked up n ***** you bound to stall
Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 2:33 AM UTC
Ya wonda why I'm filled with so much passion and rage/
But that's what happ'n when ya lessen a man to a cage/
I haven't even unleashed the darkness/
Imagine a soul that's heartless/
Crowley is weak compared to the I beast/
Within me, 'n He I now release/
It in I and we have begun to feast/
Spit it out
Shut ya impudent mouth n listen/
Time ta quit ya fuckin' insolent dissin'/
Check me out I'm hookless/
Reckless/
You follow the text n I'm bookless/
Check this/
Determination look me in my Eyes/
Ya gunna stay in tha gutta, ***** ***** just to watch me rise/
RA!/
I am incomparable/
Can't match me, I'm too lyrical/
I am an assassin/
Breath deep,
I am the heir, with anthrax-in/
How I see it, You nuttin' but fails/
You in a row boat ***** n my ***** got sails/
Ya call me crazy/
Ya vision is hazy/
And ya thinkin is lazy/
What I know would make ya a sage see/
I'm filled with these higher optics/
Shouldn't need a telescope ta spot this/
but you do
What/
Hoss is Down, Livin life like love/
'N neva givin' a ****
I Come here to shut ya ta Hell up/
------------Chorus-----------
Duranged/
It's Dark n Strange/
You askin', "What am I"/
Darkness Fire burnin' opaque, I neva Die/
Strange Set by Ra, Look to tha Sky/
Nothin' weirder than I/
So Dark N Strange
I Am, Cryptic Poetic Hark outta Range/
Who is, Dark n Strange/
Ya frightened of tha commin' age/
Ya too tormented by change/
IT'S NOW
Needa label me "I Am" - The Omnipotent is Dark n Strange!
Sep 19, 2012
Sep 19, 2012 at 8:42 PM UTC
**** You!
I'm tired of yo tendencies,
It's funny how quick-a-ly,
Ya best friend can become you're enemy,
I could only count on you for disappointment,
Drowning in your in your sorrows, hopin' I can make you buoyant,
With all the dudes that burned you I'm supposed to be ya ointment,
Dependent on me to be ya clairvoyant,
Help you with your problems the second, a text ends in a question,
And mine goes unreplied, every time, I'm neglected,
Then when I cut you out of my life, you contest it,
You're a self indulged user that's why I am steppin',
But I still got mixed feelins like a malloto,
I'll never let you know because of my bravado,
And the though of you got me chuggin' on Moscato,
'Till the bottle hollow,
And I forget ya name tomorrow,
Yet your attraction is an addiction I relapse in,
I'm conflicted 'cause this contradiction got me distracted,
Reminiscent on kissin' lips n satisfaction,
And then you flipped it like an improper fraction,
Oh, and ya know I hate math,
Delete ya out my fone like ***** ***** take that!"
Pretend ya someone I don't know like, "Chick stay back."
Feelins are like secrets so I keep 'em till my safe cracked,
And for you I opened up,
Tellin' each other things that are too deep to touch,
Don't know what I coulda done to keep you but,
If I ever see you, I'll run on pins and needles just,
To escape,
You're my problem so I get drunk to get away,
Then get high enough to look at you with disdain,
Knowin' no aquatic life can survive in your fish tank,
Playin' hopscotch with the line,
Between love and hate, I think I finally picked a side,
I said I'm playin' hopscotch with the line,
Between love and hate, I think I finally picked a side...
Jun 1, 2013
Jun 1, 2013 at 7:53 AM UTC
You never did **** like that for me
chillin in my lap, with a lighter and a sack
tickets to shows and suckin' it clean
Funny little nicknames, bed games,
thinking about head thangs.
Trips to Chico, down south, or left and right
two lines in the morning and two tabs at night
decided to be a bad ***** now, come freestyle
and I'll put you in your place
run laps around you the whole ******* race
leave you in the dust without a ******* trace
Step back, breathe
dry heave, dry heave
Switching lanes like a drunk man
swerving on the highway, I'm ******* my teeth
coked up going 90, 0 in my sheets.
Blown out bass busting out **** beats
Thought those 2 years made you a hard ***** *****
You're a lie ***** ***** you don't even try ***** *****
I'm glad I got to know ya but now I'll kick your *** to the curb like a ******* state patrola!
Mar 24, 2013
Mar 24, 2013 at 1:51 PM UTC
she does the bonga bonga
knife dance
hips sway like tornado winds
she does the come **** me
***** *****
shakea shakea
kiss my ***
dancy dance
out comes the blade
cutter cutter
hurta hurta
shimmie shimmie
cuma cuma
ooow it burns
she eats her own ****** cake
while
video recorded on her i phone
for the world to love her
in the age of net works
sit on my face book
**** book
*** book
***** ***** instagram
pin her on pinterest
google her googie
twitter her ****
virtual sucky fucky
better use your own hand
if you want feel o rama
water water everywhere
and not drop to drink
Dec 5, 2016
Dec 5, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC
Yeah ***** *****
you think you got me down,
I”m not down at all
Just stuck.
But I got the chains
I got the brains
I”m pretty
I”m smart
Too nice
and kind
for the likes of you.
No my Brother,
YOU are DOWN
as far as a human can go on the chain of wrongdoing
and madness.
Well your madness will no longer be my sadness.
My life will no longer feed your mangled sense of existance,
While my soul is whitled away by your cruel intentions.
**** you!
Is what I finally say….
As I get up pff my dead *** and FINALLY show you who I am,
And EXACTLY where the **** I came from!
THEN you will finally see what an once of
forgiveness really is worth…
Cause you”ll not get any from this trick,
cuse life is too short,
and time is too precious!
I don’t intend on swimming in that lake with you no mo”.
So mote it Be *****
Sep 15, 2012
Sep 15, 2012 at 8:22 AM UTC
ugh im bored again and now i have to read
instead i plug up the 360
and there are hundreds of fools online that i am about to beat
BOOM! goes a frag grenade
im dead and now i have to wait
-this is the time that i stop to think
this game is about who see's who first
shoot that motha ***** down
and make em eat the dirt
but this universe is limited to the power of the mind
so i ask the great mirror
to inform me
a tickle or a feeling
when someone on this planet has saw me
so i can turn around
and duck
and take em out
a steady three round burst
his body takes the rounds
and its energy is now inert
a new ability i have found
im not sure how
but i -magine
that there is an electrical signal set off by a person
sent into the network that we all were born in
I let myself be open to its broadcast
and i turn around and put em on his ***
Counter Strike
Nov 18, 2011
Nov 18, 2011 at 8:44 PM UTC
Im the sweet talking hard headed man who never bedded your woman after we gone to macdonalds but I saw a movie with arnold now hes the mayor seemed to work in my favor.
I make gold rain i know it hurts but thats a good pain I make you rich with out even trying why you cryin I ain´t even shyin away from my fame like a million dollar baby born with a silver spoon now tell me thats not shady
cause it ain´t son.
I´m the one you been looking for the one you been seeking for the one you been reaching for im the golf ball in the air so yell fore! cause I´m there.
Mother ***** I´ll never be a trucka when I got rhymes like dimes which take no time to fight some illegal activity.
I put suckas in cribs cause I make dem weep like kids now run home and **** on some **** Im a million dollar baby born with a silver spoon for *****
I´m the best son cause all I do is have fun. Can´t touch this you know you want this too hot to play with you too busy making barbeque, ON MY CHEST.
I´m ******* hot not like the rest cause I spit seeds from rasberries and I know she carries blackberries but I don´t want those no more fo show. Ya know what I´m sayin.
Just to prove it doesn´t matter how you act as long as its fact that your having fun, dont mean to shun with offense in any wrong tense I said with some words that if I played the guitar I´d play you some cords but I can´t so I end this rhyme with some swords.
Feb 21, 2011
Feb 21, 2011 at 12:19 PM UTC
I’m on some new **** since last week ha-ha (fade)
**** love
I don’t care the way u think rite now
Cause I don’t wanna be loved rite now
I’m goin though a faze were boys are boys
And wht u say but hittin in quitin
Ha-ha we speakin the same lango
And I just don’t care
Ready for tht roller coasta ha-ha
So give be some of tht yum yum yum
Tht good stuff
Cause u fine as **** id tap tht is an instant
Thts wht I told u (ha-ha)
I don’t have a heart for the time being
Let’s play each other
Player (ha-ha)
And then wake up ( ha-ha tht was fun)
Imma score for a winner in the end
a fine *** mother *****
Oct 13, 2011
Oct 13, 2011 at 1:04 PM UTC
There you are... look at you looking at me...
killing it like a mother fucka....making me fall for you like a mother *****
you lock me in chains without touching me.... and you keep me without knowing it...
or do you?
do you know you've stuck me in a emotional cage?...that your playing with my feelings?
do you know i how much i want you mine?
nah i doubt it....
the way you help me out whenever i need you...
the way you get so close to me...
i want to think you do it on purpose...
wish i wasent so clueless
Jul 24, 2013
Jul 24, 2013 at 2:26 AM UTC
Chorus
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Seein right thru your disguise,my eyez minimize in size!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Denial will try n’ dignify, but truth will magnify!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
I will only simplify,what you try to mystify!
Verse 1:
Look out, my words bout’ to hit you, like some lyrical ninjitsu! Come on I’m bout’ to get you! I’ma Pegasus n’ your just a shitzu! It’s thru! What the **** you gonna do? All the ******** you runnin thru? Runnin from! Young dumb, Where the **** you comin’ from? Livin a life of denial, hidin behind a fake smile! Actin hard like a crocodile! But you’re a predator like a ********* So delusional you turned senial! Made ya slower than Gomer Pile! While I… learned the truth from a Higher Power! To me you’re just a coward… Chewin on you like green leafs n’ little collards… Holler! Your face looks like it’s getting’ sour! Cuz your ******** lies are getting devoured! Pridin’ yourself on how much you make an hour! ***** ***** the world was already ours!
Chorus
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Seein right thru your disguise,my eyez minimize in size!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Denial will try n’ dignify, but truth will magnify!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
I will only simplify,what you try to mystify!
Verse 2:
Flippin’ the script, Bout’ to kick flip the **** outcha lips with the way I double dip my tips! Bout ta be a hurricane of thunder n’ rain! Chaos n’ pain! Truth n’ disdain! So much to gain! What you thought was real, was the way you were programmed to feel! It’s like you were electronic, turnin’ you demonic! But the truth rings harmonic! You wanna hear it? I’ll get right on it! You started out with Love,innocence n’ bliss, Though you’re ignorant to this! Like I said denial gave you a fake smile!Seek & you’ll find, the truth is not in your mind, it will only blind! **** & confine! Look deep within your Spirit! Even if you don’t want to hear it! Don’t fear it,clear it! You might shake & shiver, I promise the truth will deliver! And the lies will start to quiver! You’ll become lost in reality, one big large fatality! You’re heart & soul will come to a mutuality! No longer living on technicalities!
Chorus
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Seein right thru your disguise,my eyez minimize in size!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
Denial will try n’ dignify, but truth will magnify!
Real Eyes,Realize,Real Lies!
I will only simplify,what you try to mystify!
By: Ken Manuel aka <3 <3 <3 3ye Kvndy <3 <3 <3
Aug 25, 2017
Aug 25, 2017 at 10:38 AM UTC
He's not home ever anymore
so I sit and I whittle 'way time on the porch
while I wait to meet him again
I return to the stars, tracing days with my finger in air
Fractured back, swingin' limb
Some haunted monster to others who show refusal of humanly care
Work in progress. BLAH! Writer's block.
Work. in. pro. GRESS.
X: **** it."
Ben by the Window: "Got a problem man?"
X: "I can't finish this and it makes me so mad because it was there and now it's gone like that."
X snaps fingers. Snaps. fin. gerrs.
X: "Stop nursin that potato, ya ***** come on, give it, pass it."
Window Ben: "You keep writin and writin, so what are ya gonna do with it?"
X hits that **** Hits. dhat. shiiiiiiiiiit.
X: "Ben. That's not right. This, is, the doing with. Get it?"
ex cough cough cough exhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale.
Nov 30, 2014
Nov 30, 2014 at 11:21 PM UTC
My best friends name is Lindsay
We like to go and dance
I specialize in the drunken techno prance
Dancing to la la la la la/ la la la la la/ la de da da da
A random guys says and I quote, "Shake what you mamma give ya!"
That's so funny ****
And makes you want to do anything but sit!
We got to go in VIP- up above
DJ Caffeine was up there and the captain of love
He lives to say "make some noise motha fucka's" A LOT
He can't think of anything else to say when put on the spot
Loverboy is a very ugly guy
When you look at him it makes you want to cry!
The girls in the thong contest were *****
but they bared all on stage, which took some guts
The place was surrounded with Russians and Hicks,
But I did learn some new glow stick tricks!
Lindsay had three...and was almost gone...
Like a switch it turned dance mode on!
The drink of choice was *** On The Beach
But that ugly guy was such a leech
That guy was such a bisnatch
That was all up in my motha f'n bis-nass
We owned the stage for half the show
surrounded by objects that glow
"Mind distortion was the name of the thing,
And when we left Lindsay got asked to be a model for a magazine!
She said all she wants to do is sleep
Cuz the guy kinda looked like a creep
So we went back to Jamie's apartment and slept on the floor
up eight hours later and out the door
We decided to go shopping,
But once we started we felt like dropping
Me,Merri Lindsay and Jimb went to a party when we got home
I got really drunk, and really ******
I got to talk to a lot of people I hadn't seen in a while;
I was so happy all I did was SMILE
Lindsay was sad, so I hugged her a lot
It seemed like the right thing to do at that stroke of the clock!
Jesse's dad came out in his whity tighties and said "f'n leave!"
That was the funniest moment of the night, I do believe!
Tim had a party too, but nobody went
By the time we left Lowell, we were all spent
So our weekend turned out to be really fun
And now I think this poem is done!
May 18, 2020
May 18, 2020 at 11:13 AM UTC
*i love to see you like that
sitting smiling up in bed
you **** my **** so sweet
are you ready to get dead
sweet kisses and goodbyes
shoot me honey said
a 22 in my mouth
a bullet in the head
your gorgeous my beloved
your hair will get so ******
why don't we brush it for a while
before your skull is putty
you say you want to help
cleaning is a bear
no worries honey bunny
its worth your ghastly stare
o silky silky darling
your my ***** ***** dream
dance goddess dance
are you gona scream
i love your *** like mad
your adorations glory
pull back your pretty head
your ****** will be gory
every hole i'll kiss
i love and need and lick
please baby please
you know i'm twisted sick
i'm full of aching kisses
lets have a wedding white
no time to be my misses
dispatched before midnight
but then my pain begins
i killed you for a thrill
your all i ever wanted
and now so very still
you may be dead my darling
i thought i could be strong
i'm weeping for your touch
but i know it wasn't wrong
i feel you with my soul
your kisses haunt my lips
i awake a weeping vision
my heart torn and rips
o silky silky darling*
May 25, 2017
May 25, 2017 at 8:26 AM UTC
I can make me feel so pretty...but no one knows me the way i know me.
When i feel love its extremely heavy.
I give everything..I give ALL of me.
For some it's too much...
But where's the one who says it's not enough?
I want him to want me..to crave my everything.
Kiss me. Touch me. Feel me. Desire me.
Make me feel like the girl that rocks your world!
Are you out there? If so tell me where..
I want that real love, i need that inconvenient love...
Kiss me and don't care who's watching because time is not stopping.
I need that "never out of time."
I want that "you're my unwind."
Give me that crazy once in a lifetime.
One in 10 billion.
Feels like i hit the lottery when you're with me.
Want me. Need me. Trust me. Love me.
I want that "lets make love anywhere" ...."Lets do it everywhere."
Feel my heartbeat as we intertwine..does yours line up with mine?
There have been fakers...there will be imposters.
Those are the dangerous ones..the monsters.
What I'm tryin to say is that it'll be worth it at the end of the day.
When i find my king, I will give him everything!!
Everyday we shall wear marching crowns! And i promise to never let him down!
If he deserves it....only if hes worth it.
Because my love will be so heavy. I will love him high and dry.
But only if he never makes me cry....
Dare to harm him? A ***** ***** bet not try!!!!!! Because you'll regret it...yes you will...my wrath's a giant pill!
Talk to me baby please don't be afraid. Lets find out if for eachother we were made.
Share, grow and love together..lets plan forever.
My love will weigh a ton. Its not just for anyone.
Look into my eyes baby...can u fit the crown?
I know that it's heavy..but will you wear it proud? Or would you let it weigh you down?
Are you able to carry with it both my love and yours?
I will be here for you..ill open up the doors!!
I will be beside you..no I won't watch it weigh you down.
And if you want I will help you hold the crown.
Be my cement, be my brick house.
I promise to love with no conditions.
Lets build traditions.
Are you the one and only? Ill never leave you lonely and ill NEVER let you down!!!
-Jennifer DeAngelo
Copyrighted 2016
May 20, 2016
May 20, 2016 at 3:19 AM UTC
Speaking with harmony in the voice
As if the voice was a master of song
Anguished I stand, but the voice lifts this man
Reminiscing of the past, the voice clears the 'crast
Waking up to burnt paper
Conquering, bonkers, being in the eyes of the rager
Out the cage sir
Cannot keep this beast from his feast
Elite type of dance as I march in with my mighty feet
Crazy mutha'fucka cannot duck em so he gonna **** em
And the battle begins, Holy Wars within, the man is the vessel of eternal stories voices from the light but I can still hear the dark speak within the night, the flesh sees what it likes, the light take me make me mighty.
I will not fall, stall, nor crawl.
I shall run
Run the game
Run the world
Run till I live with the Holy Son
Let it begin
Voice in the Light within.
Apr 25, 2016
Apr 25, 2016 at 2:51 PM UTC
In'a basement, waken up in'a a dream....
Lookin round seein every thing seein what I'm gonna take an what I'm I'm gonna leave
Melt down and breath, roll aroun blow smoke,N- fall asleep....
Havein a bad dream that I'm all alone smokin tweak
Playin pool wit out an 8 ball for about a week , 250 Cash goes fast when you trickin a tweak, bag in a bag in a bag all tied up and And taped up neat, what's inside?, you don't wanna know mo-fucka, it ain't powder and it ain't green,
Bag of glass an a snow white dream for a sleepless week,
Dec 20, 2016
Dec 20, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC
I keep talkin' to myself
But I ain't even tryin' to listen
In one ear and out the otha
*Know it all...stubborn mother *****
-Jennifer DeAngelo
Copyrighted 2016
Jul 20, 2016
Jul 20, 2016 at 1:28 PM UTC