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"frump" poems
There once was an angry orange chump,
 Who's ratings went down with a bump,
 "I can beat you know who!
 Heck, she's barely a two!
 A mere woman and also a frump".
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Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 6:15 AM UTC
A Trumpian Boast
this is the news: a strange to do with all strange. some other kiwi in the hissing bliss of a fine day. the spoils of bounty are ludicrous in disarray. a jumble of lumpkin, festooned in prayer-wheels and Tibet. a fountain of open hands. on the brink... on the terrace of counterfeit pantomimes a man of days darning socks and ultraviolet, with quasars for aspic. a drunk pirouette - bereft. love is the one jungle you know when you're lost, and the last thing that made sense. All day. the spoils of bounty are numinous, always. a trundle of frump-kin, immune to what feels like a guess. " i refuse to sell my daddy's ranch! " if you blink... i might tell you where you lost your mind. an ace of spades a Goldilocks and ultra violence, with ****** for aspirin. a defunct smidgen of less.
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Oct 31, 2012
Oct 31, 2012 at 1:18 PM UTC
The Spoils Of Bounty
.                Tea with the Pastor, milk and one lump                     Visits get regular, leads to a ****                     Soon no disguising the growing bump                                 He's in denial, quite the grump                         Deserves a slap and accurate thump                  Receives a doorstep greeting-card dump                    Church congregation starting to slump                        Bishop demands control your stump                       Still he claims no sin with the "frump"                              DNA evidence gives him a jump                             Exposing a less than holy chump                           Loving her child hers is the trump
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Feb 25, 2013
Feb 25, 2013 at 3:53 PM UTC
Tea with the pastor
A plume should be a thing lovely and light dancing violet as it's fanned at the flanks of the blue bird-of-paradise who hangs limberly to solicit a mate It should curl blinding white at the back of the puffy Samoyed prancing fancy to please a master who also preens on the oval of a sawdust track It should flop red at the top of gold-painted tin helmet awry on the head of an aspiring actor who plays centurion for tips outside a mobbed Colosseum It should spray as clear and cooling drops out the copper mouth of a grass-snake green hose uncoiled by the sneaky dad who tickles giggles from sweaty kids It should flutter gray at the tail end of a quill bouncing to the frenzied jottings of an anachronistic frump who takes the pain to outfit himself far too seriously A plume should not be a thing of plague riding currents kissed by taint- sweet crude blasted from a wound gouged in the crust of a frigid deep to feed our shallow lust for eases It shouldn't choke It shouldn't muck It shouldn't tar It can't help poisoning that last pretense we cared about anything, be it plumed or not, but the finality of a bottom line
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May 31, 2010
May 31, 2010 at 6:54 AM UTC
Plumes
Waiting for the theatre. Not the greasepaint and glitter kind, The scary scalpel suction kind. My costume an open backed frump sack, Out of it, Tripping on tranqs. Thirsty, nervous, needy for love, Searching in strange places Reaching out to unknown faces, Will anyone care if I never come back? Counting the minutes In blood pressure increments, I dig the sedation Please Give me some for the rest of this year?
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Dec 4, 2013
Dec 4, 2013 at 6:34 AM UTC
Hospital Trip
has never really been my thing. My clothes sit funny, and frump in all of the wrong places. I'm short, and kinda chubby. My body is so disproportionate, I won't even go there. I have freckles painted all over, cursing me to be forever fair skinned. I'll look away, and pretend to be in deep thought. Or I'll act like I suddenly have something I'm absorbed in, on my ****** phone. I run my hands through my snarly, blonde hair - even though it looks just fine. Yes, I'm that person who coughs, just so that I'm doing something if I don't feel quite right. I'm sure you can decipher the difference between my real laugh and the fake. At times though, this is null and void. It's those days, that i love the most. Rare, but rewarding. Standing tall, I'll smile at strangers. Looking in the mirror is fun, and taking pictures - isn't torture. Laughter eases out of me, and I shout. Sometimes I get really ballsy, and I'll tell you if I think you're cute just because I can. Flirting is easier and not something I worry about. Confidence is all about the m  i  n  d   s  e  t  .
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May 2, 2012
May 2, 2012 at 1:16 AM UTC
Confidence
For background - read "The Frumpy Tale of Riley River Duck" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the frigid winters of June With the snow scattering over the crystal lagoon Puffy white frost pillows covered the ground The sunshine making them glitter all around Riley sat with a piping hot cup of tea Conversing eloquently with Cecelia the flea The happy duck sat, blankets covering her slick feathers Helping her brave even the harshest weathers Out of nowhere came a huge “thump” Causing Riley to jump She waddled to the window Just to see a cloud of dust and kindle An avalanche slowly slithered along The beast heaved, wicked and strong Flicking up ice, draping the sun with a gown Speckling, flickering and finally glittering down Outside came a muffled scream It could’ve been from a dream Riley rushed outside With the sun her only guide She saw a **** of snow wiggle and grow How was anyone to know? That the avalanche had awoken an animal Cory the angry camel See the snow and lumber Woke him up from his slumber   Along with the snow, his temper seemed to grow And his **** was in a frump Riley waddled out To settle this bout She pleaded and reasoned him to see That the snow was very fun to throw All the animals of the Great Oak Tree crowded around the fight Till the day turned into night Cory was smiling and laughing, his mood lifted As his big hooves sifted He lifted up a snowball, and threw it into the sky Riley could only watch it fly… It hit her in the beak So her mouth was too cold to speak She looked in shock As Cory ran amok The camel had won the fight Just as the day turned to night The day came to an end And Cory couldn’t help but pretend That he wasn’t happy that he won Throwing snow was very fun Riley saved the day In the late winters of May She took Cory into her house Quiet as a mouse….
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Mar 10, 2013
Mar 10, 2013 at 1:20 PM UTC
The Jovial Tales of Riley of the Great Oak Tree: Part 1: Winter
For background - read "The Frumpy Tale of Riley River Duck" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the frigid winters of June With the snow scattering over the crystal lagoon Puffy white frost pillows covered the ground The sunshine making them glitter all around Riley sat with a piping hot cup of tea Conversing eloquently with Cecelia the flea The happy duck sat, blankets covering her slick feathers Helping her brave even the harshest weathers Out of nowhere came a huge “thump” Causing Riley to jump She waddled to the window Just to see a cloud of dust and kindle An avalanche slowly slithered along The beast heaved, wicked and strong Flicking up ice, draping the sun with a gown Speckling, flickering and finally glittering down Outside came a muffled scream It could’ve been from a dream Riley rushed outside With the sun her only guide She saw a **** of snow wiggle and grow How was anyone to know? That the avalanche had awoken an animal Cory the angry camel See the snow and lumber Woke him up from his slumber   Along with the snow, his temper seemed to grow And his **** was in a frump Riley waddled out To settle this bout She pleaded and reasoned him to see That the snow was very fun to throw All the animals of the Great Oak Tree crowded around the fight Till the day turned into night Cory was smiling and laughing, his mood lifted As his big hooves sifted He lifted up a snowball, and threw it into the sky Riley could only watch it fly… It hit her in the beak So her mouth was too cold to speak She looked in shock As Cory ran amok The camel had won the fight Just as the day turned to night The day came to an end And Cory couldn’t help but pretend That he wasn’t happy that he won Throwing snow was very fun Riley saved the day In the late winters of May She took Cory into her house Quiet as a mouse….
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*Words That Rhyme With Trump Lump:     as in ***** grabbing ****    as in ***** grabbing ****     as in his oversized **** Plump:    as in his oversized **** Frump:    as in his long red tie Clump:    as in his vain comb-over Grump:   as in his tweets: SAD SAD SAD Chump:   as in the electorate Slump:    as in his popularity Stump:    as in understanding Unishid Sshtashs Dump:    as in the Mid-terms Mugwump: as in this word speaks for itself.*
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Sep 18, 2018
Sep 18, 2018 at 9:14 AM UTC
A Poet's Primer
I find myself wondering about young men today why don't they open doors for their women? What happened to chivalry? Please don't start screaming about women "burning their bras" because there's more to it than that What happened to the generation of fathers that taught their sons about respecting ladies and protecting them? now it seems most of the younger male generation use girls for ****** gratification and personal idolization I have granddaughters they have been taught well they will not degrade themselves for some pimple faced **** with a bad attitude come on down to Maw Maws house I'll give a lesson or two about manners yup me, my sweet tea and my trusty 347 bring it on ******* this old lady ain't no frump
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Jun 21, 2016
Jun 21, 2016 at 4:51 PM UTC
Come on down to Maw Maws house
**** Chump Garbage Dump Grump Frump Sewer Pump Plump Stump Malignant Lump Thump **** ****** up our country
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Nov 20, 2020
Nov 20, 2020 at 3:40 PM UTC
President
All through the woodwork lesson and through a double dose of maths, he thinks of her, the kiss on the sports field, the brushing of his lips on hers. He'd almost cut his finger on a saw, being preoccupied with thoughts of her, her eyes through glasses, the innocence of lilies about her, the way she looked so surprised, he having kissed her.  Not planned, no he didn’t plan the kiss, he was just going to talk with her, get to know her more and better, when the impulse to kiss, over came him, as if some rarely seen fish of the sea had drawn him into depths he'd not known. He sits on the school bus, got on before she had, looks out the window, shy of seeing her, now wondering what she'd say after that kiss, her reaction. Trevor says softly something about the Frump, he doesn't turn, looks at the kids waiting to get on the bus, excited, engaged in their conversations, laughing. He is aware, that she may be on the bus now, he is so self obsessed, he can hear his heart beat, thump through his chest. Trevor next to him, talking across the aisle, says something about her, but he isn’t listening, stares out. He feels as if he's under a microscope, eyes gawking at him, words around him. Maybe others saw the kiss? He didn’t think about that, never gave it thought. The radio is on, the music blares, some one is singing about love and missing her. He relaxes as the bus move off, senses no one is aware of the kiss, no talk, or chatter of it. Even Trevor, who is the vanguard of gossip, says nothing about that at all. John is aware she sits across the aisle, a little bit back. He could possibly see her, if he glanced over the top of his seat, but he doesn't, he looks at the passing scene, trees, hedges, fields, cottages. He tries to calm his beating heart, the thump seems almost audible, as if the whole bus can hear its thump.   He closes his eyes and thinks of her, the lips kissed, the eyes behind her spectacles, her mouth, the way her words were stilled by his kiss, were drenched in her ****** mouth; he had touched her, too. His hand had soft touched her arm, drew her body closer to him. She smelt of countryside, air, and hay and fields. Her lips there were feather soft; he could have slept there, lay there, brushed the lips, as if a red   butterfly had landed, sought refreshment. He reruns the kiss, in his head, plays it over and over. She is there just across the way; he can almost sense her eyes on him, like feelers reaching over the seats to touch him. He opens his eyes, Trevor has football cards in his inky hands, he talks of this player and that, that football team and this, but all John can think on is the butterfly landing kiss.
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Nov 28, 2013
Nov 28, 2013 at 2:29 AM UTC
BUTTERFLY LANDING KISS.
All through the woodwork lesson and through a double dose of maths, he thinks of her, the kiss on the sports field, the brushing of his lips on hers. He'd almost cut his finger on a saw, being preoccupied with thoughts of her, her eyes through glasses, the innocence of lilies about her, the way she looked so surprised, he having kissed her.  Not planned, no he didn’t plan the kiss, he was just going to talk with her, get to know her more and better, when the impulse to kiss, over came him, as if some rarely seen fish of the sea had drawn him into depths he'd not known. He sits on the school bus, got on before she had, looks out the window, shy of seeing her, now wondering what she'd say after that kiss, her reaction. Trevor says softly something about the Frump, he doesn't turn, looks at the kids waiting to get on the bus, excited, engaged in their conversations, laughing. He is aware, that she may be on the bus now, he is so self obsessed, he can hear his heart beat, thump through his chest. Trevor next to him, talking across the aisle, says something about her, but he isn’t listening, stares out. He feels as if he's under a microscope, eyes gawking at him, words around him. Maybe others saw the kiss? He didn’t think about that, never gave it thought. The radio is on, the music blares, some one is singing about love and missing her. He relaxes as the bus move off, senses no one is aware of the kiss, no talk, or chatter of it. Even Trevor, who is the vanguard of gossip, says nothing about that at all. John is aware she sits across the aisle, a little bit back. He could possibly see her, if he glanced over the top of his seat, but he doesn't, he looks at the passing scene, trees, hedges, fields, cottages. He tries to calm his beating heart, the thump seems almost audible, as if the whole bus can hear its thump.   He closes his eyes and thinks of her, the lips kissed, the eyes behind her spectacles, her mouth, the way her words were stilled by his kiss, were drenched in her ****** mouth; he had touched her, too. His hand had soft touched her arm, drew her body closer to him. She smelt of countryside, air, and hay and fields. Her lips there were feather soft; he could have slept there, lay there, brushed the lips, as if a red   butterfly had landed, sought refreshment. He reruns the kiss, in his head, plays it over and over. She is there just across the way; he can almost sense her eyes on him, like feelers reaching over the seats to touch him. He opens his eyes, Trevor has football cards in his inky hands, he talks of this player and that, that football team and this, but all John can think on is the butterfly landing kiss.
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John sits on the school coach by the window next to Goldfinch watching the trees and fields and cottages go past. Goldfinch is talking of football: who do   I put in goal lunchtime as Potts is way, who do you think? Goldfinch says. Not me that's, for sure, John says, his mind isn't on Goldfinch or the goal, but on Elaine sitting over the other side of the coach. He looked at her when she and sister got on the coach, but she looked away, and not at him. He guesses she was shy after all the rumpus since Elaine's mouthy sister told everyone on the coach that he had kissed Elaine. But it soon died down and apart from a few How's the Frump Elaine? When he got on and later when Elaine got on, then it died out. Now the kids are talking amongst themselves or listening to the music from the coach radio, some pop song about loving somebody. Need someone by lunchtime, Goldfinch says, whom do you suggest? Green might, he ain't bad, John says. Green? He couldn't save a 1p for Christmas; someone else, Goldfinch says. John doesn't care who, he's thinking of Elaine and whether she'll let him kiss her again after the rumpus; he hopes so, although he's not sure he'll be welcome at Elaine's home now. Why did her sister tell like that? He muses, listening half heartedly to Goldfinch's talk, it was just a quick kiss not too passionate and it was only while her mother was out of the room briefly that day. He looks over to where Elaine is sitting quickly to see if she's looking his way, but she isn't she's staring out the window. Her sister glares at him, so he looks away, and back out of the window and the passing view, not sure what to think or what to do.
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Oct 6, 2016
Oct 6, 2016 at 4:39 AM UTC
WHAT TO DO 1962.
John sits on the school coach by the window next to Goldfinch watching the trees and fields and cottages go past. Goldfinch is talking of football: who do   I put in goal lunchtime as Potts is way, who do you think? Goldfinch says. Not me that's, for sure, John says, his mind isn't on Goldfinch or the goal, but on Elaine sitting over the other side of the coach. He looked at her when she and sister got on the coach, but she looked away, and not at him. He guesses she was shy after all the rumpus since Elaine's mouthy sister told everyone on the coach that he had kissed Elaine. But it soon died down and apart from a few How's the Frump Elaine? When he got on and later when Elaine got on, then it died out. Now the kids are talking amongst themselves or listening to the music from the coach radio, some pop song about loving somebody. Need someone by lunchtime, Goldfinch says, whom do you suggest? Green might, he ain't bad, John says. Green? He couldn't save a 1p for Christmas; someone else, Goldfinch says. John doesn't care who, he's thinking of Elaine and whether she'll let him kiss her again after the rumpus; he hopes so, although he's not sure he'll be welcome at Elaine's home now. Why did her sister tell like that? He muses, listening half heartedly to Goldfinch's talk, it was just a quick kiss not too passionate and it was only while her mother was out of the room briefly that day. He looks over to where Elaine is sitting quickly to see if she's looking his way, but she isn't she's staring out the window. Her sister glares at him, so he looks away, and back out of the window and the passing view, not sure what to think or what to do.
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Sluggishly you frump to school passing by people whose faces you'll soon forget.       They don't matter, don't waste your time.             tick tock. You go to practice your meeting rehearsal.       Whatever it is you group yourself in to feel like you belong.       And for what else? To look good on a college application maybe; the motions of it are the only thing that matters. Paying attention, making memories is not traditional thought process. How will that look on a transcript?             tick tock. You mindlessly drive home not paying attention to the miniscule details of the nature around you.       It doesn't directly effect you so you see no point in admiring it. what's the need?             tick tock. You lock yourself in your room and open the books that surrounded you for seven hours already today and work for two or three more hours of your precious evening.       You do it because that's what is expected of you.       Monotonous efforts that someday you will be unable to recall.             tick tock.                           When was the last time you have done something                                   that you will be able to vividly remember                                                       years from now? You are wasting your time.                                                                                                                                                             Go. Live.
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Jan 4, 2012
Jan 4, 2012 at 12:12 AM UTC
The Choice is Yours
Sluggishly you frump to school passing by people whose faces you'll soon forget.       They don't matter, don't waste your time.             tick tock. You go to practice your meeting rehearsal.       Whatever it is you group yourself in to feel like you belong.       And for what else? To look good on a college application maybe; the motions of it are the only thing that matters. Paying attention, making memories is not traditional thought process. How will that look on a transcript?             tick tock. You mindlessly drive home not paying attention to the miniscule details of the nature around you.       It doesn't directly effect you so you see no point in admiring it. what's the need?             tick tock. You lock yourself in your room and open the books that surrounded you for seven hours already today and work for two or three more hours of your precious evening.       You do it because that's what is expected of you.       Monotonous efforts that someday you will be unable to recall.             tick tock.                           When was the last time you have done something                                   that you will be able to vividly remember                                                       years from now? You are wasting your time.                                                                                                                                                             Go. Live.
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RECORD: [FURTHER] DOWN THE ROAD! [WE GO!] FROGMAN: Cea2Cea Read the directions, even if you dare not follow them. Do not read cr-e-a-utiful societal throughts. They will only make you feel crippled. GET TO KNOW YOUR OTHER AND FALLTHER. You never know when they'll be data for good. BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that fiends come and go, but with The Ones that are you, you should hold on. Work hard to re-bridge the grasps in body and mind, because the older you get, the more you get stung by the fiends you knew when you were young. Love in Chaos once, but lever before it makes your Blue Tail Concrete. Love in Calm once, but lever 'fore it makes your Read DeadHead Abstract. PONDER. Accept certain un-ion-tame-able truths: Hatred suns will rise. Brads and Janets will philander. You, too, will get told. And when you do, you'll hypnotize that when you were young, Hatred suns were reasonable, Brads and Janets were noble and Wild Stings respected their leaders. disRespect your leaders. Don't expect anyone else to re-inform you. Maybe you have a true fiend. Maybe you'll have a tHrealthy Fiend. But you never know when either one might frump out. Do mess too much with your mind so by the time you're Flirty-2 it will look Kinedy-1. Be careful whose data you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Data is a form of command. Dispensing it is a way of alifreyinWaISHing the truths from the past, wiping them off, painting over the ugly Lies and RE-CYCLING them for what it's WORTH. But trust me on the Introflection. -- Mary Schmich, Frogman STOP: RECALL'me'SELF
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Feb 27, 2016
Feb 27, 2016 at 12:53 PM UTC
The Letter-Ing: wish upon a memory
RECORD: [FURTHER] DOWN THE ROAD! [WE GO!] FROGMAN: Cea2Cea Read the directions, even if you dare not follow them. Do not read cr-e-a-utiful societal throughts. They will only make you feel crippled. GET TO KNOW YOUR OTHER AND FALLTHER. You never know when they'll be data for good. BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that fiends come and go, but with The Ones that are you, you should hold on. Work hard to re-bridge the grasps in body and mind, because the older you get, the more you get stung by the fiends you knew when you were young. Love in Chaos once, but lever before it makes your Blue Tail Concrete. Love in Calm once, but lever 'fore it makes your Read DeadHead Abstract. PONDER. Accept certain un-ion-tame-able truths: Hatred suns will rise. Brads and Janets will philander. You, too, will get told. And when you do, you'll hypnotize that when you were young, Hatred suns were reasonable, Brads and Janets were noble and Wild Stings respected their leaders. disRespect your leaders. Don't expect anyone else to re-inform you. Maybe you have a true fiend. Maybe you'll have a tHrealthy Fiend. But you never know when either one might frump out. Do mess too much with your mind so by the time you're Flirty-2 it will look Kinedy-1. Be careful whose data you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Data is a form of command. Dispensing it is a way of alifreyinWaISHing the truths from the past, wiping them off, painting over the ugly Lies and RE-CYCLING them for what it's WORTH. But trust me on the Introflection. -- Mary Schmich, Frogman STOP: RECALL'me'SELF
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1. Donald John Trump Just sits on his **** As his deplorables feast On whatever he tweets 2. Donald John Trump Is wicked and plump But not nice and fat Just more an ****** 3. Donald John Trump Has a **** that's a stump Women won't take him to bed So he grabs their ******* instead 4. Donald John Trump Owns a golden sewage pump Except it can't keep pace With all the **** from his face 5. Donald John Trump Is a cancerous lump On America's nose That really must go 6. Donald John Trump Never gets a fist bump His hands are so small We can't find them at all 7. Donald John Trump Is a foul putrid clump Who makes us quite sick Bragging about the size of his **** 8. Donald John Trump Really likes to **** Women without their consent And he'll never repent 9. Donald John Trump Is a mean old grump Who tells people they're stupid But we know who the fool is 10. Donald John Trump It'd be best if he jumped From the top of his tower Since he's always so glower 11. Donald John Trump Is a dim witted chump Whose head is quite large Though Russia put him charge 12. Donald John Trump Likes to take a dump On hookers while snorting blow Many people are saying so 13. Donald John Trump Is in a terrible slump He can't even enjoy his throne Because the press won't leave him alone 14. Donald John Trump Only wants to flump In a chair with women kneeling After a long hard day of stealing 15. Donald John Trump His voice makes a crump Like the sound of an engine Or last breath of a dying pigeon 16. Donald John Trump Would never date a frump Just nines and tens Preferably ones who're quite dim 17. Donald John Trump Has just a cold swampy sump But unlike humans no heart in his chest He still says it's the best 18. Donald John Trump Is a clownish orange schlump Who said he'd make America great But just stoked up a lot of hate 19. Donald John Trump Always gives a nasty thump To anyone who disagrees Or gives facts to counter lies he believes
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Jan 25, 2017
Jan 25, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC
Nineteen Clarihews
1. Donald John Trump Just sits on his **** As his deplorables feast On whatever he tweets 2. Donald John Trump Is wicked and plump But not nice and fat Just more an ****** 3. Donald John Trump Has a **** that's a stump Women won't take him to bed So he grabs their ******* instead 4. Donald John Trump Owns a golden sewage pump Except it can't keep pace With all the **** from his face 5. Donald John Trump Is a cancerous lump On America's nose That really must go 6. Donald John Trump Never gets a fist bump His hands are so small We can't find them at all 7. Donald John Trump Is a foul putrid clump Who makes us quite sick Bragging about the size of his **** 8. Donald John Trump Really likes to **** Women without their consent And he'll never repent 9. Donald John Trump Is a mean old grump Who tells people they're stupid But we know who the fool is 10. Donald John Trump It'd be best if he jumped From the top of his tower Since he's always so glower 11. Donald John Trump Is a dim witted chump Whose head is quite large Though Russia put him charge 12. Donald John Trump Likes to take a dump On hookers while snorting blow Many people are saying so 13. Donald John Trump Is in a terrible slump He can't even enjoy his throne Because the press won't leave him alone 14. Donald John Trump Only wants to flump In a chair with women kneeling After a long hard day of stealing 15. Donald John Trump His voice makes a crump Like the sound of an engine Or last breath of a dying pigeon 16. Donald John Trump Would never date a frump Just nines and tens Preferably ones who're quite dim 17. Donald John Trump Has just a cold swampy sump But unlike humans no heart in his chest He still says it's the best 18. Donald John Trump Is a clownish orange schlump Who said he'd make America great But just stoked up a lot of hate 19. Donald John Trump Always gives a nasty thump To anyone who disagrees Or gives facts to counter lies he believes
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Ante added up in a slipshod sweatshop for Permission to hanker on some buttermilk slopwork with A frump finery of sorts laundered nicely: a down gown
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 11:29 PM UTC
Ante added up
Genevieve is a frump a big fat lazy lump walter decided to dump she really got the **** and gave him a mighty thump
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Jan 20, 2014
Jan 20, 2014 at 8:48 AM UTC
Frumpy
We knew T-Rex from its tiny claws Its hungry mouth, its toothy jaws. But how can we assess T-Rump When all our data’s from a stump And weekly polls that flinch and jump? The answer’s lying deep below Perhaps with Edgar Allen Poe Whose poetry is dark and slow. A creature walking o’er the earth In privilege stretching back to birth That claims ascendance overall And loves to brag and boast and brawl And sometimes recoils, sometimes howls (One sometimes wonders at its bowels— When watching active ****** scowls.) T-Rump is marching to consume What’s going on in the newsroom And feeds on minor predators, (Ignoring its own creditors). It likes to crouch and dance and pose While speaking in a broken prose And often wrinkling up its nose At anything that might oppose Or even worse, that might expose, Its streak of show-and-tell sideshows. Alas when sizing up T-Rump One hits a show-and-tell speed bump That’s not about its topmost clump Or its eternal ****** frump. We know, somehow, we’re each a chump In thinking that there was an ump Who’d put things on the ump and ump And so we lazed, and scrimped and scrumped Instead of what we’d need to do— To find what’s cleanly new and true, And redirect our Waterloo Away from its own cancerous lump And toward a far less spurious zoo. In other words, to dump T-Rump!
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Sep 29, 2016
Sep 29, 2016 at 9:16 AM UTC
Tyrannosaurus-Rump
******* There once was a man named Trump Whose hair looked like a clump A little bit plump Never caught looking like a frump He lived in a home that was no dump It didn’t even need a sump pump For some he was a pain in the **** Yet you would never call him a schlump Some thought he was a grump Others said he was no chump He did like to make people jump Causing people’s throat to have a lump Rules didn’t apply to him, no need for an ump Even when his business was in a slump Like most he did have the odd bump For everyone runs into a slump While there were those that did want him to flump So along the way he could see a thump Still others did relay you were a mump I say so long old friend, Mr. T. Trump Trump (Ted) 1925-2005 Andreas Simic© This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:55 AM UTC
Trump - ED
I walk with Milka from the farmhouse to the fence where we stop and look across a field you were sitting cosy with my mum while I was upstairs having a bath Milka says well I did ask your mum if I could go share your bath with you but she wasn't keen on the idea I say so sat downstairs and she entertained me entertained you Benny? you make her sound like a brothel keeper Milka says frowning I can't see your mum as a brothel keeper I say how would you know what a brothel keeper looks like unless there is something you've not told me? Milka says I've seen it in films I say seen what it films? she says brothels and thingys I say I think you fancy my mum more than you do me Milka says what do you mean fancy? I was only having a drink of tea and a few biscuits with her and talking with her I say that's how it starts next she'll be steering you towards the bedroom while I'm bathing Milka says you're jealous of your own mother I say jealous of her? she's just a middle-age frump who happens to be my mother Milka says her tone icy just being nice to me while I waited for you to come down after your bath I say too nice I saw the way she looked at you while you weren't looking and tea and biscuits that's more than Dad gets when he comes in from the farm Milka says she stares towards the farmhouse pouting her lips I say nothing more for a while and try and think of her mother and if she did look at me while I wasn't looking but I wouldn't know if I wasn't looking but she did have a nice motherly sort of ******* and as she walked her behind had   a smooth way of moving it's all in your head I say to Milka I am as innocent as a lamb Milka turns towards me well be careful she doesn't cover you in sauce and eat you then Milka says looking at me sadly baa-baa I say she gives a laugh and I wish I could have shared her bath.
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Apr 15, 2016
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC
SHARE HER BATH 1964.
I walk with Milka from the farmhouse to the fence where we stop and look across a field you were sitting cosy with my mum while I was upstairs having a bath Milka says well I did ask your mum if I could go share your bath with you but she wasn't keen on the idea I say so sat downstairs and she entertained me entertained you Benny? you make her sound like a brothel keeper Milka says frowning I can't see your mum as a brothel keeper I say how would you know what a brothel keeper looks like unless there is something you've not told me? Milka says I've seen it in films I say seen what it films? she says brothels and thingys I say I think you fancy my mum more than you do me Milka says what do you mean fancy? I was only having a drink of tea and a few biscuits with her and talking with her I say that's how it starts next she'll be steering you towards the bedroom while I'm bathing Milka says you're jealous of your own mother I say jealous of her? she's just a middle-age frump who happens to be my mother Milka says her tone icy just being nice to me while I waited for you to come down after your bath I say too nice I saw the way she looked at you while you weren't looking and tea and biscuits that's more than Dad gets when he comes in from the farm Milka says she stares towards the farmhouse pouting her lips I say nothing more for a while and try and think of her mother and if she did look at me while I wasn't looking but I wouldn't know if I wasn't looking but she did have a nice motherly sort of ******* and as she walked her behind had   a smooth way of moving it's all in your head I say to Milka I am as innocent as a lamb Milka turns towards me well be careful she doesn't cover you in sauce and eat you then Milka says looking at me sadly baa-baa I say she gives a laugh and I wish I could have shared her bath.
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I think I might be drowning? Drowning? Frowning and crowning myself a queen, because that's what I'm told I am. I am by all intents and purposes; human in the flesh. I've seen love and labour lost too many times, I've seen cost and favour tossed to one side. I'm a lean, mean regurgitating machine. I give out party favours like I'm frightened to bite the hand that feeds. I'm a photocopy of my own originality, With the PERSONALITY of tracing paper. I look in the mirror and marvel at myself growing thicker, My imagination getting thinner, My appreciation depreciating at the very thought of my dinner. What can I eat but calories on a stick? Thick, thick... thick. Each mouthful a new trick conjured by someone trying to tease me, Ease me into a wobbling lump, A frump, A place where they can dump their new ideas and findings, Their light bulb moments so blinding they lead people like me to their deaths. Because what do I need but another mouth to feed? The mouth in my brain that's desperate for instruction, Construction, DESTRUCTION of its cells. Each thought more macabre than the last as I dissect the absolute FARCE that has become my identity. I am by all intents and purposes human in the flesh. A sack full of bones and DNA, Of which, so they say, differ from body to body. And yet I'm a clone of everyone I've known because everyone's left Their imprint on me. I may not have wanted it but I had no choice, No voice, No ability to say no. Because I couldn't find the right words to dictate what I wanted to say. My tongue wouldn't move in an articulate way, So I forgot how to speak. And now I find myself silenced; a mute of imagination, A lack of creation, Practically a crustacean- I'm a mere shell of what I once was. Which brings me back to drowning. Drowning? In waters so harsh but land is so sparse how do I get back? Because creativity is the building blocks of humanity without we are Lost out to sea.
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Jan 7, 2018
Jan 7, 2018 at 12:54 PM UTC
The Farcical Destruction Of Ones personality.
I think I might be drowning? Drowning? Frowning and crowning myself a queen, because that's what I'm told I am. I am by all intents and purposes; human in the flesh. I've seen love and labour lost too many times, I've seen cost and favour tossed to one side. I'm a lean, mean regurgitating machine. I give out party favours like I'm frightened to bite the hand that feeds. I'm a photocopy of my own originality, With the PERSONALITY of tracing paper. I look in the mirror and marvel at myself growing thicker, My imagination getting thinner, My appreciation depreciating at the very thought of my dinner. What can I eat but calories on a stick? Thick, thick... thick. Each mouthful a new trick conjured by someone trying to tease me, Ease me into a wobbling lump, A frump, A place where they can dump their new ideas and findings, Their light bulb moments so blinding they lead people like me to their deaths. Because what do I need but another mouth to feed? The mouth in my brain that's desperate for instruction, Construction, DESTRUCTION of its cells. Each thought more macabre than the last as I dissect the absolute FARCE that has become my identity. I am by all intents and purposes human in the flesh. A sack full of bones and DNA, Of which, so they say, differ from body to body. And yet I'm a clone of everyone I've known because everyone's left Their imprint on me. I may not have wanted it but I had no choice, No voice, No ability to say no. Because I couldn't find the right words to dictate what I wanted to say. My tongue wouldn't move in an articulate way, So I forgot how to speak. And now I find myself silenced; a mute of imagination, A lack of creation, Practically a crustacean- I'm a mere shell of what I once was. Which brings me back to drowning. Drowning? In waters so harsh but land is so sparse how do I get back? Because creativity is the building blocks of humanity without we are Lost out to sea.
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Elaine got off the school bus following her younger sister not sure if John was on the bus or not she didn't look although she had been tempted many times to look about her but she just stared out the window at the passing view listening to others talking and laughing wondering if John was there and if he had been looking at her she walked on by the school fence her sister went off with a friend into the girls' playground she looked at her shoes scuffed black her white ankle socks looking now and then at the passing feet of others not looking but staring waiting for the school bell to ring can we still talk? a voice asked she looked up John was standing there with that quiff of hair that hazel eyed stare she blushed and looked at him talk about what? she asked moodily looking at his loosely tied tie anything as long as we can talk he said she didn't feel like talking or listening but she did she was in such a depressed mood that she thought that any moment she was going to cry and she didn't want him or others to see her cry she looked behind him at passing girls their hair all arranged neatly you're not going to kiss me again are you? she said he looked at her then at her hair not if you don't want me to he said although at that moment he wanted to because he wanted to make the oddness of the day before right to get them back to some kind of friendship again she wasn't sure if she felt relieved or not part of her wanted him to kiss her to show others that someone did find her attractive and that she wasn't just a 14 year old frump as others called her we can't talk now she said the bell will soon go maybe lunch time at recess? he nodded sure he said I’ll look out for you O by the way I saw a Jay yesterday she looked at him there was a small smile on his lips Jay? she said it's a bird he said don't see them often but it was in our garden briefly O she said not knowing what else to say about a bird I’ll show you a picture in my bird book at recess if you like he said she nodded and a smile spread on her lips the book of birds he kept in that coat pocket of his she thought the school bell rang and he said see you later and touched her hand and was gone she she sensed his touch still there warming moving along her nerves like a fire opening up a small unknown deep down desire.
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 2:16 AM UTC
ELAINE'S NEW HOPE.
Elaine got off the school bus following her younger sister not sure if John was on the bus or not she didn't look although she had been tempted many times to look about her but she just stared out the window at the passing view listening to others talking and laughing wondering if John was there and if he had been looking at her she walked on by the school fence her sister went off with a friend into the girls' playground she looked at her shoes scuffed black her white ankle socks looking now and then at the passing feet of others not looking but staring waiting for the school bell to ring can we still talk? a voice asked she looked up John was standing there with that quiff of hair that hazel eyed stare she blushed and looked at him talk about what? she asked moodily looking at his loosely tied tie anything as long as we can talk he said she didn't feel like talking or listening but she did she was in such a depressed mood that she thought that any moment she was going to cry and she didn't want him or others to see her cry she looked behind him at passing girls their hair all arranged neatly you're not going to kiss me again are you? she said he looked at her then at her hair not if you don't want me to he said although at that moment he wanted to because he wanted to make the oddness of the day before right to get them back to some kind of friendship again she wasn't sure if she felt relieved or not part of her wanted him to kiss her to show others that someone did find her attractive and that she wasn't just a 14 year old frump as others called her we can't talk now she said the bell will soon go maybe lunch time at recess? he nodded sure he said I’ll look out for you O by the way I saw a Jay yesterday she looked at him there was a small smile on his lips Jay? she said it's a bird he said don't see them often but it was in our garden briefly O she said not knowing what else to say about a bird I’ll show you a picture in my bird book at recess if you like he said she nodded and a smile spread on her lips the book of birds he kept in that coat pocket of his she thought the school bell rang and he said see you later and touched her hand and was gone she she sensed his touch still there warming moving along her nerves like a fire opening up a small unknown deep down desire.
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The sun was still warm through her bedroom window her sister played the Ricky Nelson record over and over which came through the wall Elaine leaned her back against the door and looked at the bed with the Teddy Bear her parents had bought her years before her mother down stairs said about bringing down the soiled washing she walked towards the window and looked out the garden was tidy her father had worked hard on it the green house sparkled in the afternoon sun she walked to the dressing table and stared at herself was she a frump? the girls in class said she was even some of the boys who bothered to talk to her at all said she was she pushed back her dark hair from her eyes and stared hard the boy John liked her and after the kiss the other day she felt unsure when she was with him he seemed friendly he seemed a little odd when he talked of birds and butterflies she sighed and took off her school blouse and dropped it on the bed then unzipped her school skirt and let it fall to the floor she was frumpy she thought looking at herself standing there her reflection in the mirror wearing the small bra and green underwear she closed her eyes the Ricky Nelson voice echoing still the memory of John's kiss on the edge of her mind she pressed her lips together pouted pretended he had kissed her again his lips pressing she ran her tongue over her lower lip back and forth side to side she turned away from the mirror her back to it she opened her eyes and embraced herself her fingers visible over one shoulder and at the side of her ribs she pretended they were his fingers visible his arms holding her she kissed her shoulder it was just pretence she didn't think she could face the real thing not his lips there not his hands embracing her she walked to her bed and lay down staring at the ceiling unsure what she felt or what it was her 14 year old body was hotly feeling.
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Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 11:39 AM UTC
EXPLORING SELF.
The sun was still warm through her bedroom window her sister played the Ricky Nelson record over and over which came through the wall Elaine leaned her back against the door and looked at the bed with the Teddy Bear her parents had bought her years before her mother down stairs said about bringing down the soiled washing she walked towards the window and looked out the garden was tidy her father had worked hard on it the green house sparkled in the afternoon sun she walked to the dressing table and stared at herself was she a frump? the girls in class said she was even some of the boys who bothered to talk to her at all said she was she pushed back her dark hair from her eyes and stared hard the boy John liked her and after the kiss the other day she felt unsure when she was with him he seemed friendly he seemed a little odd when he talked of birds and butterflies she sighed and took off her school blouse and dropped it on the bed then unzipped her school skirt and let it fall to the floor she was frumpy she thought looking at herself standing there her reflection in the mirror wearing the small bra and green underwear she closed her eyes the Ricky Nelson voice echoing still the memory of John's kiss on the edge of her mind she pressed her lips together pouted pretended he had kissed her again his lips pressing she ran her tongue over her lower lip back and forth side to side she turned away from the mirror her back to it she opened her eyes and embraced herself her fingers visible over one shoulder and at the side of her ribs she pretended they were his fingers visible his arms holding her she kissed her shoulder it was just pretence she didn't think she could face the real thing not his lips there not his hands embracing her she walked to her bed and lay down staring at the ceiling unsure what she felt or what it was her 14 year old body was hotly feeling.
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John is there by the fence arms folded looking up at the sky Elaine feels very shy wants to speak to be near to feel safe he sees her waves to her she blushes walks over you OK? he asks her I’m all right she mutters looking round for others who may see both of them together but none seems to notice or to care that she's there let's walk on she tells him on the field of the school they move on together she feels his hand brushing against hers electric sensation flows through her beating heart pumping blood all around her body she stops him holds his hand feels his pulse they tease me the others other girls other boys she tells him why is that? he asks her they call me the Frump the sexless old granny you're not that he tells her not a frump (he doesn't known if she is sexless doesn't say) you are you a sweet girl a bit shy he goes on talking words but his hand is in hers she senses the warmth there the fingers touching hers pulsing life electric a love feel running there not a trick.
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 3:19 PM UTC
NOT A TRICK.
Woman, thy nastiness to me Is like old Nikes on the floor Where sweat and mildew disagree And force me to the nearest door A stench I can't ignore. Your heart weighs less than styrofoam, Thy stinking feet, thy scowling face, Belong in some state nursing home . . . Free me up some breathing space, You mean-hair clipped-face gnome. Lo, in yon dark recliner-chair How meatloaf-like I see thee slump, Upon your wide immobile **** Ah! Harpie of the greasy hair Unholy Frump!
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Apr 3, 2023
Apr 3, 2023 at 6:23 PM UTC
To that Thing