. Tea with the Pastor, milk and one lump
Visits get regular, leads to a ****
Soon no disguising the growing bump
He's in denial, quite the grump
Deserves a slap and accurate thump
Receives a doorstep greeting-card dump
Church congregation starting to slump
Bishop demands control your stump
Still he claims no sin with the "frump"
DNA evidence gives him a jump
Exposing a less than holy chump
Loving her child hers is the trump
Feb 25, 2013
Feb 25, 2013 at 3:53 PM UTC
. Tea with the Pastor, milk and one lump
Visits get regular, leads to a ****
Soon no disguising the growing bump
He's in denial, quite the grump
Deserves a slap and accurate thump
Receives a doorstep greeting-card dump
Church congregation starting to slump
Bishop demands control your stump
Still he claims no sin with the "frump"
DNA evidence gives him a jump
Exposing a less than holy chump
Loving her child hers is the trump
The vicar he had a bride
Plus a bit on the side
He had to confess he'd made a big mess
And the best thing to do was hide
