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******* There once was a man named Trump Whose hair looked like a clump A little bit plump Never caught looking like a frump He lived in a home that was no dump It didn’t even need a sump pump For some he was a pain in the **** Yet you would never call him a schlump Some thought he was a grump Others said he was no chump He did like to make people jump Causing people’s throat to have a lump Rules didn’t apply to him, no need for an ump Even when his business was in a slump Like most he did have the odd bump For everyone runs into a slump While there were those that did want him to flump So along the way he could see a thump Still others did relay you were a mump I say so long old friend, Mr. T. Trump Trump (Ted) 1925-2005 Andreas Simic© This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:55 AM UTC
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******* There once was a man named Trump Whose hair looked like a clump A little bit plump Never caught looking like a frump He lived in a home that was no dump It didn’t even need a sump pump For some he was a pain in the **** Yet you would never call him a schlump Some thought he was a grump Others said he was no chump He did like to make people jump Causing people’s throat to have a lump Rules didn’t apply to him, no need for an ump Even when his business was in a slump Like most he did have the odd bump For everyone runs into a slump While there were those that did want him to flump So along the way he could see a thump Still others did relay you were a mump I say so long old friend, Mr. T. Trump Trump (Ted) 1925-2005 Andreas Simic© This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:55 AM UTC
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