Oi, you der!
Oy tink you 'ave a problem
Oy tink you and me
'ave tings to seddle

Been moonts now we 'aven' gobbed,
Moonts now you stoi shuh in
It's doone now, lahd.
We ar' doone.
Cheers.

In Lorna Doone, his silver
spoon, reflected north from
a gibbous moon.

Up to the highlands, near
Brigadoon, Fiona eloped,
with this rich tycoon.

They crossed the sea, in
a bright pontoon, married,
then settled, at Iskeroon.


Ps.

Lisdoonvarna in Ireland,
is where people go to get
married by a matchmaker.
Lorna Doone is in England.
Brigadoon is in Scotland.
Iskeroon is a house in Co.
Kerry where I am currently
minding for the owners.

This is a true story.

google Iskeroon.com