"daves" poems
Daves squeeze.
Waayyy below Mozart
n closer to a doggy ****
she's in painted toe nails
of poodle dawgs;
in colonic irrigation
of a plastic tummy tucked clone,
she's contemporaneous
with minuscule ****
has extraneous fat Dyson'd
cyclonic Mike Tyson'd
and a crows foot is botoxed
- to *** **** ******* death.....death.
so am I wrong to like James Blunt.
am I wrong to like James Blunt.
she's cut n paste n drug n dropped
last seasons face has up n flopped
am I - am I - am I wrong;
--- to like James Blunt.
she sings sour songs in
cavernous bathrooms
with a badly strung violin voice
but smiles the smile of the fuckyoualls
I'malrightjacks,,,
Am I wrong..to.
Jul 22, 2011
Jul 22, 2011 at 8:04 AM UTC
Daves trowel has a hickory handle,
With a blade thats broader than most,
It could cover the **** of a Tipperary mare
Going down to the Steeplechase post.
I spin it around in my palm,
the trowel . . . not the horse,
Its old, from a bygone age,
When skill was the poor brother of force.
Now its weatherbeaten and corroded,
Every cut and nick still lingers,
Daves trowel shines as bright as day,
Im talking about my fingers.
Jan 27, 2016
Jan 27, 2016 at 7:38 AM UTC
If you go down to Westminster today you're in for a big surprise
If you can stand the stench, you will not believe your eyes
For all the MPs who have lied and lied have all quit before the people uprise
For this is the week that parliament collapses.
******** it time for the Blairites, who don't know who to back for their best
******** it time for the Tories, as Daves walked away from his mess
The Labour deputy is such a coward and like the chancellor has lost his voice
Because they realise the people no longer want them.
So if you go south to parliament you best beware of knives
Labour have turned into Tories and only Jezza survives.
They think they can push him off a cliff, more chance of Dave being stuck in a pig
The week the war came back to haunt the Blairites!
But if go down to tip you hat and stand against Corbyn
Beware back home they petittion to do you knees like you did his
Your voters whom you have ignored and ignored are looking to throw you out the door
So grab your coat and don't forget your sister!!!!
But one more thing if you think this is cut and drawn
Remember Farage, Boris Gove and the irritable bowel one
None have so far grown a pair, they want to give someone else the blame
Because half the country has changed its mind again!!!
Jul 9, 2016
Jul 9, 2016 at 5:38 PM UTC
Listening to Dave Grusin,
"Mountain Dance," vintage 1979.
The thought strikes:
"Why is it that only the
Early Jazz Giants are deified?
Of course, we need Chet Baker and
Miles Davis in our pantheon, &
Gerry Mulligan & Charlie Parker
Not to mention (cue Soupy Sales:
"Smack. I told you not to mention that!")
Coltrane or Stan Getz.
And yet, we're all getting long teeth and
there's a lot more Smooth Jazz to come,
Post-1950s, take Grusin, for example, or
George Benson or Herbie Hancock, and
What about Earl Klugh & Larry Carlton?
Let's not forget Spyro Gira &
The Daves: Benoit and Koz.
And we would be remiss
To miss Chris, young Chris,
Chris - "The Whippersnapper" - Botti.
But I digress.
Nov 14, 2017
Nov 14, 2017 at 9:25 PM UTC
I,m serving my sentence
Four weeks hard time
Being unemployed
Is my only crime
They sent me to felling
I did,nt think it was funny
But I had to serve my time
Or lose all my money
So I turned up on my course
Nervous on my first day
Then I met dave
Induction out the way
Straight down the factory
To the bottom shed
Putting paper into dumpy bags
Really blagged my head
So I shovel people,s ****
It Destroys my soul
But it pays Daves mortgage
And keeps 25 people off the dole
Then worked on the balers
Handballed cardboard and paper
Got to do the boring bumpers
But dave said I can do them later
Might get to go out on the van
Collecting people's ****
But it's a break from the shovel
If only for a bit
Got 25 boxes
To empty for Steve
More ****** dumpy bags
It's hard to believe
The lad I started with
His name was John
He managed one day
Now he is gone
Now he,s back to the dole
To see his advisor
Sanctioned to pieces
I would of been wiser
Just keep my head down
Do whatever I,m told
So my lovely advisor
Don,t stop my dole
Done 3days now
Just 25 to go
No good moaning
Just get on with the show
It's really not so bad
Shovelling people's ****
And it's that kind of job
We're someone's got to do it
So if you don,t like shovelling ****
We're you don't get paid a bob
Get of your **** of the dole
And get yourself a job
No offence to the **** shovelers
All over the land
but I,m a man of verse
Not a **** shovelling fan
Jan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 12:50 PM UTC
I met a man in 2007 and his name was George
Out side the liquor store he sang songs he loved
I remember his face from another place
He was gentle and kind
He liked to get high
We struck up a friendship
He would talk sing and quote poetry
I would aim my cameras and be quite knowingly
He would always invite me for the game.
The Riders were always part of his fame.
Things were always good at the Merle Household
We made videos on youtube.
George liked his fame on the tube.
His favourite was Cheeche and Chong and Daves not here.
It has been a year now since George passed away.
I miss you George.
I often read your poetry I even post it on line.
I hope you don't object to that.
George yes you were divine.
Jul 12, 2015
Jul 12, 2015 at 2:55 AM UTC
The early morning mist drifts silently across
the freshly ploughed and seeded fields,
from one ridge to the next hopping birds
are seeking their routine day-break feast.
Along the lane pressed in tarmac the carrion
is being picked apart by hungry crows
who also keep a watchful eye
for speeding traffic and hunting foxes.
The dawns early sunshine starts slowly
burning away the mist and in nearby fields
the blood red poppies awake and stand tall
on their green and strong supporting stems...
but in these green fields of times long past
the mist was smoke and gas, the furrows
craters, the seeds were shells and the crows
were rats as big as cats and the carrion was
the Johns, the Daves, the Jims and Jacks...
Aug 11, 2018
Aug 11, 2018 at 12:05 PM UTC