I,m serving my sentence
Four weeks hard time
Being unemployed
Is my only crime
They sent me to felling
I did,nt think it was funny
But I had to serve my time
Or lose all my money
So I turned up on my course
Nervous on my first day
Then I met dave
Induction out the way
Straight down the factory
To the bottom shed
Putting paper into dumpy bags
Really blagged my head
So I shovel people,s ****
It Destroys my soul
But it pays Daves mortgage
And keeps 25 people off the dole
Then worked on the balers
Handballed cardboard and paper
Got to do the boring bumpers
But dave said I can do them later
Might get to go out on the van
Collecting people's ****
But it's a break from the shovel
If only for a bit
Got 25 boxes
To empty for Steve
More ****** dumpy bags
It's hard to believe
The lad I started with
His name was John
He managed one day
Now he is gone
Now he,s back to the dole
To see his advisor
Sanctioned to pieces
I would of been wiser
Just keep my head down
Do whatever I,m told
So my lovely advisor
Don,t stop my dole
Done 3days now
Just 25 to go
No good moaning
Just get on with the show
It's really not so bad
Shovelling people's ****
And it's that kind of job
We're someone's got to do it
So if you don,t like shovelling ****
We're you don't get paid a bob
Get of your **** of the dole
And get yourself a job
No offence to the **** shovelers
All over the land
but I,m a man of verse
Not a **** shovelling fan
Jan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 12:50 PM UTC
I,m serving my sentence
Four weeks hard time
Being unemployed
Is my only crime
They sent me to felling
I did,nt think it was funny
But I had to serve my time
Or lose all my money
So I turned up on my course
Nervous on my first day
Then I met dave
Induction out the way
Straight down the factory
To the bottom shed
Putting paper into dumpy bags
Really blagged my head
So I shovel people,s ****
It Destroys my soul
But it pays Daves mortgage
And keeps 25 people off the dole
Then worked on the balers
Handballed cardboard and paper
Got to do the boring bumpers
But dave said I can do them later
Might get to go out on the van
Collecting people's ****
But it's a break from the shovel
If only for a bit
Got 25 boxes
To empty for Steve
More ****** dumpy bags
It's hard to believe
The lad I started with
His name was John
He managed one day
Now he is gone
Now he,s back to the dole
To see his advisor
Sanctioned to pieces
I would of been wiser
Just keep my head down
Do whatever I,m told
So my lovely advisor
Don,t stop my dole
Done 3days now
Just 25 to go
No good moaning
Just get on with the show
It's really not so bad
Shovelling people's ****
And it's that kind of job
We're someone's got to do it
So if you don,t like shovelling ****
We're you don't get paid a bob
Get of your **** of the dole
And get yourself a job
No offence to the **** shovelers
All over the land
but I,m a man of verse
Not a **** shovelling fan