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UMMMMMMMMM SAVE US FROM THESE ONLINE KILLERS UMMMMMMMMM THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE SAVE OUR YOUNG, UMMMMMMM THEY ARE TREATED LIKE TOYS UMMMMMMMMM STOP THESE INTERNET PREDATORS, UMMMMMM FROM GETTING THEIR WAY WITH VICTIMS UMMMMMMMMM THE COMPUTER ISN’T A TOY, IT CAN BE DANGEROUS, DON’T LET MY OLD ME, IN ANY OF YOU I DON’T WANT PEOPLE GETTING ME WRONG UMMMMMMMMM I WANT ANY SIDE OF KIDNAPPER OUT OF ME UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE COUNCIL BRETT’S FAMILY UMMMMMMMMMM PLEASE COUNCIL BRETT’S FAMILY UMMMMMMMMM THESE INTERNET PREDATORS MUST BE STOPPED, UMMMMMMMM BURT IT’S HARD TO STOP THEM UMMMMMMMMM YOUTUBE IS FUN AND UMMMMMMMMM DONE IN THE RIGHT WAY, FACEBOOK IS FUN UMMMMMMMMM YOUNG DUDES, BE CAREFUL, UMMMMMMM YOUNG DUDES BE CAREFUL UMMMMMMMMM DON’T MAKE STRANGE FRIENDS, UMMMMMMM CHOOSE YOUR MATES CAREFULLY UMMMMMMMMMM CAUSE, THIS IS A HORRIBLE EVENT UMMMMMMM HELP GIVE EVERYONE PROPER COMPUTER CLASSES UMMMMMMMMMM ON HOW TO HAVE FUN ON COMPUTER UMMMMMMM MY DAD WHO DIED AND BORN AGAIN AS ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL UMMMMMMMMMM ALWAYS TRIED TO UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY UMMMMMM DON’T LET INNOCENT BOYS BE CAPTURED BY COMPUTER GEEKS UMMMMMMMMMM NO COMPUTERS ARE FUN, SOCIAL MEDIA IS FUN UMMMMMM BUT PREDATORS ARE DANGEROUS UMMMMMMMMMM DON’T LET WHAT HAPPENED TO BRETT, HAPPEN TO YOU, UMMMMMMMM TECHNOLOGY IS FUN, UMMMMMMM TECHNOLOGY IS FUN UMMMMMMMMM BUDDHA ATHENA AND CROBUS, WHO IS ME, TO STOP ONLINE PREDATORS, GET THE HANDS ON OUR YOUNG UMMMMMMMMM EVEN IF THEY ARE YOUNG THEMSELVES, UMMMMMMMMMM YEAH, BRING US PEACE FROM STUPID PREDATORS UMMMMMMMMMM I AIN’T COOL TO **** UMMMMMMMMMM LIKE THE MAN DOING BURNOUTS IN THE CARPARK UMMMMMMM IT MIGHT LOOK FUN UMMMMMMMMMM BUT IT COULD’VE KILLED THAT LADY, UMMMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT, UMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT UMMMMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT, TO **** FOR TECHNOLOGY, UMMMMMMMMM IT DOESN’T IMPROVE THE WORLD UMMMMMMMM TO SEE ONLINE PREDATORS, GET THEIR WAY, UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC
IT MIGHT SEEM FUN, BUT IN HINDSIGHT CAN BE FATAL, I FEEL LIKE A COMPUTER HOOLIGAN, FOR MY OLD STRANGE BEHAVIOUR, I KILLED HIM IN ME, HOW ABOUT OTHERS CHANGE
UMMMMMMMMM SAVE US FROM THESE ONLINE KILLERS UMMMMMMMMM THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE SAVE OUR YOUNG, UMMMMMMM THEY ARE TREATED LIKE TOYS UMMMMMMMMM STOP THESE INTERNET PREDATORS, UMMMMMM FROM GETTING THEIR WAY WITH VICTIMS UMMMMMMMMM THE COMPUTER ISN’T A TOY, IT CAN BE DANGEROUS, DON’T LET MY OLD ME, IN ANY OF YOU I DON’T WANT PEOPLE GETTING ME WRONG UMMMMMMMMM I WANT ANY SIDE OF KIDNAPPER OUT OF ME UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE COUNCIL BRETT’S FAMILY UMMMMMMMMMM PLEASE COUNCIL BRETT’S FAMILY UMMMMMMMMM THESE INTERNET PREDATORS MUST BE STOPPED, UMMMMMMMM BURT IT’S HARD TO STOP THEM UMMMMMMMMM YOUTUBE IS FUN AND UMMMMMMMMM DONE IN THE RIGHT WAY, FACEBOOK IS FUN UMMMMMMMMM YOUNG DUDES, BE CAREFUL, UMMMMMMM YOUNG DUDES BE CAREFUL UMMMMMMMMM DON’T MAKE STRANGE FRIENDS, UMMMMMMM CHOOSE YOUR MATES CAREFULLY UMMMMMMMMMM CAUSE, THIS IS A HORRIBLE EVENT UMMMMMMM HELP GIVE EVERYONE PROPER COMPUTER CLASSES UMMMMMMMMMM ON HOW TO HAVE FUN ON COMPUTER UMMMMMMM MY DAD WHO DIED AND BORN AGAIN AS ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL UMMMMMMMMMM ALWAYS TRIED TO UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY UMMMMMM DON’T LET INNOCENT BOYS BE CAPTURED BY COMPUTER GEEKS UMMMMMMMMMM NO COMPUTERS ARE FUN, SOCIAL MEDIA IS FUN UMMMMMM BUT PREDATORS ARE DANGEROUS UMMMMMMMMMM DON’T LET WHAT HAPPENED TO BRETT, HAPPEN TO YOU, UMMMMMMMM TECHNOLOGY IS FUN, UMMMMMMM TECHNOLOGY IS FUN UMMMMMMMMM BUDDHA ATHENA AND CROBUS, WHO IS ME, TO STOP ONLINE PREDATORS, GET THE HANDS ON OUR YOUNG UMMMMMMMMM EVEN IF THEY ARE YOUNG THEMSELVES, UMMMMMMMMMM YEAH, BRING US PEACE FROM STUPID PREDATORS UMMMMMMMMMM I AIN’T COOL TO **** UMMMMMMMMMM LIKE THE MAN DOING BURNOUTS IN THE CARPARK UMMMMMMM IT MIGHT LOOK FUN UMMMMMMMMMM BUT IT COULD’VE KILLED THAT LADY, UMMMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT, UMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT UMMMMMMMMMMM IS IT REALLY WORTH IT, TO **** FOR TECHNOLOGY, UMMMMMMMMM IT DOESN’T IMPROVE THE WORLD UMMMMMMMM TO SEE ONLINE PREDATORS, GET THEIR WAY, UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM
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Mín trega rapul við vegur av vatnast, og blóðig gráta niðast báði og mín føvningur. Mín glæstri oygdur svíkja mín ektaður grunur, for Í føla so dimmi, álvuligur. Innan Í skjóla. Og innan har, Í fella burt, sum um Í hava tær doyggja, og fella, um enn sum a dreygur fella. Tú bjarga meg frá sjálvur. Innan mín dimmi dagur, tú kom for meg. Mín lethe. Mín ást. Mín vindrongur. Takkar. ~Translation~ My pain falls by way of tears of water from my eyes, and ****** tears down both of my arms. My shining eyes betray my true thoughts, for I feel so dark, not very happy. Inside I hide. And in there, I swooned away, as if I had been dying, and fell away, even as a dead body falls. You save me from myself. In my darkest days, you came for me. My lethe. My love. My friend. Thank you. (Inspired by Turid Torkilsdottir by Tyr and also one small part taken from "Dante's Inferno" The Epic Poem.)
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Jul 26, 2011
Jul 26, 2011 at 6:57 AM UTC
Mín Lethe ~ My Lethe
Her breath tasted like an odd combination of **** ***** orange juice and menthols Her stubble scratched at my chin Her hands gripped my waist (almost as hard as mine gripped hers) She laughed at I got drunker My back was bruised from the fence at the edge of the stage where she pressed into me where the mass of dancing bodies pressed into her from behind I loved those bruises when morning came And maybe there's something wrong with me but the fact that she had two hickeys on her neck both the size of my palm both still purple Only made me want to kiss her more And maybe there's something wrong with me but I knew how to move my body How to rub our hips together My body was an expert already but my lips were so inexperienced I drove home that night and I didn't think about you How you'd turn your cheek when we tried to kiss But you'd stick your hand down my pants with excitement How I was always your ***** little secret, But she held my hand in public I didn't think about your combination of Apple Cinnamon Lotion Tea Tree Oil Shampoo and Mango Burt's Bees Chapstick I thought instead of how her cherry red lipstick stained the end of my cigarette And reminded me that I Don't love you Anymore.
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Apr 24, 2017
Apr 24, 2017 at 10:10 PM UTC
My First Kiss Went a Little Like This
The long white curtain is still hanging on. The baby still sleeping somewhere in all of that. I don’t mind a thing. I don’t mind at all. See how slow and good it can be? He says and points to my gizzard. The one he insists upon me having. The same one I have given up insisting I don’t. I’m addicted to the pith and gaff of his arguments, how stalwartly he rows them down the narrow passage of our trying not to hurry banter. I curl into the slow lilt of how he doesn’t mind strolling around inside of promises, like Burt showing Mary Poppins another chalk Paris. Look! A riverboat! Lights and parasols. Pretty lovers laughing on the prow. We’re both still wearing your T-shirt inside the stewpot dreaming we do between sex. Aprons and porches, babies and waterfalls. The kinds of props you bandit from other people’s dreams. Shorthand for lovers, with an hour to prove they exist.
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Jan 14, 2012
Jan 14, 2012 at 7:12 AM UTC
A Something Affair
before you make another rash decision (before my heart falls right out of my toes) think about the night you showed up on my doorstep wrapped up in your oh my god i need you's eyes big and bloodshot and my heart on your tongue i’m a believer in the past but my lungs shouldn't breathe out nostalgia, rather than carbon dioxide I've killed too many plants and frankly I'm starting to die myself check your winter coat pockets and make sure that tucked away with your peppermint wrappers and crumpled parking passes there aren't any memories too good to forget (I couldn't forget you if I tried) i bet if i went through your shelves i’d find my ponytail holders and Burt’s bees kisses and words that read “we loved each other before we even knew we did” so lets stop the running and the faking and the decision making lets just be
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Apr 14, 2016
Apr 14, 2016 at 11:16 AM UTC
Untitled
When Oedipus sees a ****** love And holds hands in his womb You'll find me ripe with love Mary's little protégé Glowing with hatred. ................................................ She comes up gasping for air A lucid smile plastered on her pure face Finely ground, strong as coffee, worn and burt. A sacrilegious offering. ................................................ It's days like this When the air is sharp and rips my lungs with glass (sharper than his eyes once were) That I mistake myself for a ***** ................................................ For infinity, or so, I will walk this coast One step after another Feet friendly with the hard ground Back burning with arrows flung down from a suspended Hell. ................................................ Is Hell a place or state of mind?
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Aug 21, 2011
Aug 21, 2011 at 1:22 AM UTC
Ironic
There once was a **** called Burt Who said that he'd never been hurt He falls for The Prom Queen Who ****** the whole ball team Poor Burt now knows she's a flirt.
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Feb 18, 2014
Feb 18, 2014 at 2:34 PM UTC
A Limerick
Where I’m From I am from mosquito lotion From Burt’s Bees and soft jazz. I am from dancing with my grandfather on the wooden floor (My feet, bare, pink with tiny toes Stepping on his shiny shoes as we twirled.) I am from the rainy mornings The hiding places Where no one thinks to look, And I sit and wait - alone but not lonely. I am from the indecisiveness and good humour From the boy who owned only wooden shoes and the lady with the diamonds I’m from forget me nots, And the kiss me goodnights. I’m from the hurt knees and Starry Starry Nights With a special dedication to you And I’ll believe in what I want to, thank you very much. I am from the middle seat to the left of the dinner table, Second-is-best and Jollibee. From the comfortable silence To the “authentic” family ghost stories. The childhood my father gave up to be able to grow up And support his family. I am from the crumbly track, Fastening sharp spikes on the bottom of my shoes, The jumpy nerves as I approach my starting block. From the thump of my heart, my shoes slapping the ground in a rhythm I know so well. From the rush, the thrill of crossing that finish line. Watching the day surrender to night, my team stands beside me. And still I am running On my shelf I keep a blank notebook Waiting to be filled with secret fears, adventures and bigger-than-life dreams. No one knows it exists. If they find it, they’ll know I want to escape. I am from these fitful nights, The toss and turn but don’t wake me ups. The wanting to be a dream catcher, not just a dream passerby. In dreams I find no one molding me for a legacy, for a perfect GPA, for a successful future; Complete control.
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Jul 19, 2012
Jul 19, 2012 at 11:14 AM UTC
Where I'm From
Where I’m From I am from mosquito lotion From Burt’s Bees and soft jazz. I am from dancing with my grandfather on the wooden floor (My feet, bare, pink with tiny toes Stepping on his shiny shoes as we twirled.) I am from the rainy mornings The hiding places Where no one thinks to look, And I sit and wait - alone but not lonely. I am from the indecisiveness and good humour From the boy who owned only wooden shoes and the lady with the diamonds I’m from forget me nots, And the kiss me goodnights. I’m from the hurt knees and Starry Starry Nights With a special dedication to you And I’ll believe in what I want to, thank you very much. I am from the middle seat to the left of the dinner table, Second-is-best and Jollibee. From the comfortable silence To the “authentic” family ghost stories. The childhood my father gave up to be able to grow up And support his family. I am from the crumbly track, Fastening sharp spikes on the bottom of my shoes, The jumpy nerves as I approach my starting block. From the thump of my heart, my shoes slapping the ground in a rhythm I know so well. From the rush, the thrill of crossing that finish line. Watching the day surrender to night, my team stands beside me. And still I am running On my shelf I keep a blank notebook Waiting to be filled with secret fears, adventures and bigger-than-life dreams. No one knows it exists. If they find it, they’ll know I want to escape. I am from these fitful nights, The toss and turn but don’t wake me ups. The wanting to be a dream catcher, not just a dream passerby. In dreams I find no one molding me for a legacy, for a perfect GPA, for a successful future; Complete control.
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I always carry a pen in my pocket. I watch I Love Lucy reruns when I’m upset. Chocolate is my obsession, my “péché migon.” I listen to quiet chatter and music without lyrics when I’m trying to focus. I am far from a picky eater, but I cannot stand ketchup or licorice. Watching Gilmore Girls religiously for five years taught me that life is too short to talk slowly enough for people to understand you. I find the world hilarious. Making it easy for people to laugh with me is my goal. I ogle over Ducky from Pretty in Pink with my best friend every time I need a reminder that not all boys are **** I want to walk down the aisle holding a bouquet of stargazer lilies, as my mom did before me, and I lose myself in Degas’ “L’étoile” every so often. Burt’s Bees honey lip balm reminds me of my childhood Winnie-the-Pooh scratch-and-sniff book. Every cup of Constant Comment tea, pair of jeans that fits perfectly, night spent listening to rain hit the roof, and run through damp grass with bare feet reminds me that life is beautiful. Once, I ate so much pineapple I burned the lining of my mouth. I cried the first time I heard “Save Us” by Cartel and saw the ending of Cyrano de Bergerac in French. I am going to marry the genius who invented cinnamon brown sugar Pop Tarts. Everyday, when I leave the house, I blow a kiss to the picture of Walter Payton my dad hung above the doorway to our garage. When on vacation, my family and I buy pastries and coffee and walk in front of a jewelry store, attempting to recreate the scene from Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Life should be a little crazy most of the time. I may seem difficult to live with, but I’ve shared a room with my little sister for fifteen years, and she only hates me sixty-three percent of the time. I hope that you are up for a few good laughs and an extraordinary year.
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Mar 27, 2012
Mar 27, 2012 at 7:37 PM UTC
dear somebody,
I always carry a pen in my pocket. I watch I Love Lucy reruns when I’m upset. Chocolate is my obsession, my “péché migon.” I listen to quiet chatter and music without lyrics when I’m trying to focus. I am far from a picky eater, but I cannot stand ketchup or licorice. Watching Gilmore Girls religiously for five years taught me that life is too short to talk slowly enough for people to understand you. I find the world hilarious. Making it easy for people to laugh with me is my goal. I ogle over Ducky from Pretty in Pink with my best friend every time I need a reminder that not all boys are **** I want to walk down the aisle holding a bouquet of stargazer lilies, as my mom did before me, and I lose myself in Degas’ “L’étoile” every so often. Burt’s Bees honey lip balm reminds me of my childhood Winnie-the-Pooh scratch-and-sniff book. Every cup of Constant Comment tea, pair of jeans that fits perfectly, night spent listening to rain hit the roof, and run through damp grass with bare feet reminds me that life is beautiful. Once, I ate so much pineapple I burned the lining of my mouth. I cried the first time I heard “Save Us” by Cartel and saw the ending of Cyrano de Bergerac in French. I am going to marry the genius who invented cinnamon brown sugar Pop Tarts. Everyday, when I leave the house, I blow a kiss to the picture of Walter Payton my dad hung above the doorway to our garage. When on vacation, my family and I buy pastries and coffee and walk in front of a jewelry store, attempting to recreate the scene from Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Life should be a little crazy most of the time. I may seem difficult to live with, but I’ve shared a room with my little sister for fifteen years, and she only hates me sixty-three percent of the time. I hope that you are up for a few good laughs and an extraordinary year.
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a while back, i grew a mustache. i thought maybe, just maybe it would make me a better person. like Burt Reynolds. the power of the mustache, the responsibilities were not known to me. one look in the mirror, and i knew... money would no longer be an issue. ladies? no problem. i went out and bought a $1200 camera, on a whim. that was all my money, and like a child with a new toy i was distracted for a short while. guess it was worth it. as it turns out, i could not handle the power. now my money is gone, and the ladies did not dig it. so i sit here, with a razor burn and a thousand pictures of empty beer-bottles. what a fiasco.
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Jan 10, 2014
Jan 10, 2014 at 11:59 PM UTC
i am no Burt Reynolds
oh see, i will take this outlet [this two pronged outlet one of you and one of me] to reply because i picked up the phone today and called someone else thinking "oh hell i'll warm up a bit before i dive into this- i mean, i want to get my personality right don't i? I MEAN DON'T I?!?!?!? WHO THE HELL AM I ANYMORE?!?!?!?!" panic set in. i called my dad. he's always calming. we talked about christmas **** what he wants. what mom wants. it calmed me down. i figured out who i am: i'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, not breaking character til we're done the DVD commentary. [paraphrased of course cuz I don't plagiarize.] i'll call you but how late will you be awake? i'll call you but what are you doing right now? i'll call you but why am i nervous? i'll call you but aren't we all one Being? i'll call you but but but but but but burt but but but but but but but but but don't you have home work or something better to do than listen to me preach and flap flap flap flap and not hug me again and not listen to me or are you listening to me or am i neurotic or is it all smoke and mirrors and seriously i'm coughing uncontrollably and you'd think i'm crazy but it's that holiday season and for the next handful of weeks i've got a handful of excuses of why and how and what and how but burdens only stack up and i've released literally every single one except i'm still replaying josh ritter in my head and the car ride home from that purple chair and the walk around the duck. [not stopping for breathing or trimming my toe nails, which started growing again.] and LA and Delaware and pencilwania and where we met on that pier at that show in socal and house of blues and mini golf and lists and names and places and "there's no hell when you die, so don't look so worried." and i'll call you but will you answer?
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Nov 30, 2014
Nov 30, 2014 at 10:26 PM UTC
i'll call you
oh see, i will take this outlet [this two pronged outlet one of you and one of me] to reply because i picked up the phone today and called someone else thinking "oh hell i'll warm up a bit before i dive into this- i mean, i want to get my personality right don't i? I MEAN DON'T I?!?!?!? WHO THE HELL AM I ANYMORE?!?!?!?!" panic set in. i called my dad. he's always calming. we talked about christmas **** what he wants. what mom wants. it calmed me down. i figured out who i am: i'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, not breaking character til we're done the DVD commentary. [paraphrased of course cuz I don't plagiarize.] i'll call you but how late will you be awake? i'll call you but what are you doing right now? i'll call you but why am i nervous? i'll call you but aren't we all one Being? i'll call you but but but but but but burt but but but but but but but but but don't you have home work or something better to do than listen to me preach and flap flap flap flap and not hug me again and not listen to me or are you listening to me or am i neurotic or is it all smoke and mirrors and seriously i'm coughing uncontrollably and you'd think i'm crazy but it's that holiday season and for the next handful of weeks i've got a handful of excuses of why and how and what and how but burdens only stack up and i've released literally every single one except i'm still replaying josh ritter in my head and the car ride home from that purple chair and the walk around the duck. [not stopping for breathing or trimming my toe nails, which started growing again.] and LA and Delaware and pencilwania and where we met on that pier at that show in socal and house of blues and mini golf and lists and names and places and "there's no hell when you die, so don't look so worried." and i'll call you but will you answer?
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i am an adult, and i am ok i hate old misery gutses winging all day you see i am a cool adult oh yeah i live my life to the full, like it’s a big adventure people are calling me a big fat boy, and i hate it so much burt i am a cool adult anyway i think i am better than anyone else cause i like helping the homeless while i asm trying to get people to help the poor with me so they don’t be a **** that they are today you see i hate pats voice in my head cause i really liked him, and they are trying to turn me off him ya see like i know i am an adult, but i am not awn old biddy i don’t wanna be a cool kid, cause cool kids bully, and i am no bully i love my life too much to bully anyone my dad was a weird kind of fellow, treating me like the cool kid, i never wanted to be when i was young i wanted to be a cool kid, now an adult i am an adult, i told my dad, in the cosmos and dad is now a little girlie, betty, oh dear betty ya see, i am living my life right buddy ole chum ole pal i am an adult adults don’t discipline adults are creative like me adults are nice like me i like patrick when we were younger we joked around together about TV shows and watched FOOTY together and partied together, and cause of all that, i was wanting pat to come to the nightclub or the club with me that is when his voice started saying, I AM NOT YA DADDY please, i am not trying to force patrick to be my daddy i thought we were good mates or friends please don’t give me delusions like dad, patrick was nice to me i am living alright without him as a mate, but it would be great to get rid of that daddy figure, out of him, and me because dad is dead, and i went crazy before dad died, ok throwing my iPad over the balcony, i still like computers i am no woosey for life, dad hated that, i felt it was the reason why he died so he can tease me with his next life i hate dad putting his daddy in my mate patrick, because, my mental illness still forces me to be crazy only rich arrogant ***** are nasty to me dad was a **** ok i never really made him smile if anything, i want dads next life to sort of make him understand what i visioned, but in the next 6 years, ok i will help the force treat dad like a shy girl how does it feel DAD
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Feb 22, 2015
Feb 22, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC
turn dad to betty the shy girl, no harm to betty campbell who is dad
i am an adult, and i am ok i hate old misery gutses winging all day you see i am a cool adult oh yeah i live my life to the full, like it’s a big adventure people are calling me a big fat boy, and i hate it so much burt i am a cool adult anyway i think i am better than anyone else cause i like helping the homeless while i asm trying to get people to help the poor with me so they don’t be a **** that they are today you see i hate pats voice in my head cause i really liked him, and they are trying to turn me off him ya see like i know i am an adult, but i am not awn old biddy i don’t wanna be a cool kid, cause cool kids bully, and i am no bully i love my life too much to bully anyone my dad was a weird kind of fellow, treating me like the cool kid, i never wanted to be when i was young i wanted to be a cool kid, now an adult i am an adult, i told my dad, in the cosmos and dad is now a little girlie, betty, oh dear betty ya see, i am living my life right buddy ole chum ole pal i am an adult adults don’t discipline adults are creative like me adults are nice like me i like patrick when we were younger we joked around together about TV shows and watched FOOTY together and partied together, and cause of all that, i was wanting pat to come to the nightclub or the club with me that is when his voice started saying, I AM NOT YA DADDY please, i am not trying to force patrick to be my daddy i thought we were good mates or friends please don’t give me delusions like dad, patrick was nice to me i am living alright without him as a mate, but it would be great to get rid of that daddy figure, out of him, and me because dad is dead, and i went crazy before dad died, ok throwing my iPad over the balcony, i still like computers i am no woosey for life, dad hated that, i felt it was the reason why he died so he can tease me with his next life i hate dad putting his daddy in my mate patrick, because, my mental illness still forces me to be crazy only rich arrogant ***** are nasty to me dad was a **** ok i never really made him smile if anything, i want dads next life to sort of make him understand what i visioned, but in the next 6 years, ok i will help the force treat dad like a shy girl how does it feel DAD
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(Try singing this poem to Dionne Warwick's version of "Alfie," by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.) Somehow you went wrong, Lindsey.° Don't you feel like the president's chump? Don't you feel he's wrong, stringing you along, Lindsey? Strange things happen when you deal with Trump. You once said he was unfit, And if he was so unfit, Lindsey, Then what happened to make him the man? There can be no doubt what this is about, Lindsey. How did a foe become his biggest fan? I guess it doesn't matter if you've got no pride, Lindsey. How can you live with yourself? Can it be that Putin has some dirt on you, too, That you want to hide, Lindsey? Your odd behavior baffles us, Lindsey. Wait till you're thrown under the bus. You will be, Lindsey. If a fool is what you want to be, Say good-bye to dignity, Lindsey. Lindsey… -by Bob B (10-28-19) °Lindsey Graham, Senator from South Carolina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YidCdaLPPR8
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Oct 28, 2019
Oct 28, 2019 at 10:35 AM UTC
Somehow You Went Wrong, Lindsey
though strictly Fermi, and oh...(en Rico) plus sun dre other parvenues, a rapture surges thru me, when audibly communicating, enunciating, and speaking English words as if hi ken run a marathon, or zip to the moon, (take as cheesy tong in cheek) from this pun gent, who relishes reading for my eyes and ears asper myself, which purported nun sense ink reese sees learn'n den earn an award, especially wash'n black board den breathing intelligent dust from eraser head could awk cord, I utter Hieronymus Bosch, bing enamored, and aye actually confess tubby a model United Nations chimp pan zee, and/or other type of survey monkey hook can huff ford Old Rotten Gotham horde sliding down into the behavioral sink... exclaiming "oh me jack lord" and getting rescued then getting less on, sans get'n taut how (muss elf George Eliot) tubby comb moored flossed, milled, and taut tubby trained for Operation Ready Date by a coop pull oof oot standing chap, named Adam West, who poured salty epithets (reminding me, as they roared that life iz brutal, short and nasty), part tickly ne'r the end wharf hew scored and majority got de toured until emotionally, physically, and spiritually enlightened By Rabindranath Tagore and Burt Ward.
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Mar 16, 2018
Mar 16, 2018 at 2:11 AM UTC
The Rapture When Reading Aloud
Silver alert, silver alert the gold Ford is gone we hope she's not hurt Silver alert, silver alert Grandmas run off with her new boyfriend Burt Silver alert, silver alert Burt's a gold digger a real piece of dirt Yes silver alert, yes silver alert we hope the cops find her with her monies unhurt Oh my, silver alert, silver alert don't spend our inheritance on Burt, the pervert
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Feb 27, 2018
Feb 27, 2018 at 10:10 AM UTC
Silver Alert (sorry Burl Ives and Johnny Marks)
I am. I am the sun, the wind, the stars and the clouds. 
I am the 
Loser 
 The 
Winner 
And the 
Achiever. 
I am the tragedy that no one has had the courage to face yet. 
 I am
The songs that you sing at night. 
Soft and sweet. 
I am the bass that you hear in your truck. 
Loud, aggressive.
Pugnacious. 
 I am a dreamer. I’m the only one left. 
 The only one willing to go out and say that 
I 
Am 
Everything that I want to be. 
I am everything. 
I am the shape of an hourglass. 
 With the skin of a dancer, in the sun all day. 
 I have the eyes of an Egyptian story teller. 
 Greens. Browns, burt oranges, and gold. 
 I am tall, and strongly built. 
I am beautiful. 
 I am me. 
I don’t care if you do not have the same opinion as myself, you’ll get over it. 
I am important. 
 Smart. 
 Driven. 
I am
 All the things I have accomplished. And hope to accomplish. 
I am. 
Simply 
Indefinitely 
 Me.
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Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM UTC
I am.
get on your knees; this position, supplicative and ****** is one you will come to own over the course of lovers both male and female and religions both Christianity and Islam. you forgot what it was like, always being different; you were the only nonwhite kid in church for well over a decade, and when you urbanized, finding a new, ethnically homogenous clique to call your own, you thought you were Home. then he kissed you, and your sexuality fractured into a thousand tiny pieces bearing the cool pressure of his lips against yours and the flavor of Burt's Best Bees Lip Balm and the acrid aftertaste of Godiva Dark Chocolate. you haven't felt so alone since your kindergarten years, and yet- You Are Free, for the first time in a long time.
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Feb 12, 2014
Feb 12, 2014 at 1:34 PM UTC
You Are Free
these guys i knew were joy that Burt drew an intel from the skull that blitz found Congo with stationery a gorilla strong that Marshall Square threw the gis with bib and tucker home
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Feb 14, 2021
Feb 14, 2021 at 4:10 PM UTC
bib & tucker
this is the story of cedric hyde-fleet the most un-cowboy cowboy you ever would meet cedric was english, not british you see but, being a cowboy was what he wanted to be he was from england as i said before never ridden a horse and well, what's more his image of cowboys was of those on tv but, being a cowboy was what he wanted to be he was all set to travel and leave his home land out to the west but, he was allergic to sand the dust would wreak havoc with his pale, flaky skin ten miles from home was the furthest he'd been he had a six shooter which he'd nicknamed Old Burt but, he didn't have bullets they made his ears hurt the smell of the powder and the noise of the gun made cedric wonder if this would truly be fun he needed a cream for the chafing down there and a specialized hat to protect his thin hair a brush wouldn't do he would need a nice comb he reacted to flannel so he'd get shirts from rome he'd fly out from london head out west to a ranch find a town just like gunsmoke and a bar....the long branch but, his stomach was tender hard liquor was out and the salt in the food would just trouble his gout but, cedric hyde-fleet was determined to go to the united states to join a wild west show he'd start out learning riding how to shoot, and all that he'd learn about cattle he had his own hat he was the most un-cowboy cowboy they would have in the west but, with his dedication he would soon be the best he would get all equipped from dolce and gabbanna his shirts and socks matched his silk plaid bandanna now, cedric hyde-fleet never ever left home never got on the horse or got shirts made in rome the things that he wanted were the things that he'd seen and he forgot about cowboys when he first saw ....The Queen
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Feb 14, 2015
Feb 14, 2015 at 12:39 PM UTC
the un-cowboy like cowboy
this is the story of cedric hyde-fleet the most un-cowboy cowboy you ever would meet cedric was english, not british you see but, being a cowboy was what he wanted to be he was from england as i said before never ridden a horse and well, what's more his image of cowboys was of those on tv but, being a cowboy was what he wanted to be he was all set to travel and leave his home land out to the west but, he was allergic to sand the dust would wreak havoc with his pale, flaky skin ten miles from home was the furthest he'd been he had a six shooter which he'd nicknamed Old Burt but, he didn't have bullets they made his ears hurt the smell of the powder and the noise of the gun made cedric wonder if this would truly be fun he needed a cream for the chafing down there and a specialized hat to protect his thin hair a brush wouldn't do he would need a nice comb he reacted to flannel so he'd get shirts from rome he'd fly out from london head out west to a ranch find a town just like gunsmoke and a bar....the long branch but, his stomach was tender hard liquor was out and the salt in the food would just trouble his gout but, cedric hyde-fleet was determined to go to the united states to join a wild west show he'd start out learning riding how to shoot, and all that he'd learn about cattle he had his own hat he was the most un-cowboy cowboy they would have in the west but, with his dedication he would soon be the best he would get all equipped from dolce and gabbanna his shirts and socks matched his silk plaid bandanna now, cedric hyde-fleet never ever left home never got on the horse or got shirts made in rome the things that he wanted were the things that he'd seen and he forgot about cowboys when he first saw ....The Queen
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'll Never Fall In Love Again Lyrics from Close To You "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" is track #1 on the album Close To You. It was written by Bacharach, Burt / David, Hal. Here to remind you, here to remind you Here to remind you, here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love again, I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a guy You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never phone you I'll never fall in love again, I'll never fall in love again Don't tell me what it's all about 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad, I'm out Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far, at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again, I'll never fall in love again Don't tell me what it's all about 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad, I'm out Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm have here to remind you Here to remind you, here to remind you, oh, here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far, at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again, I'll never fall in love again
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 5:22 PM UTC
I WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN BY THE CARPENTERS
BURT REYNOLDS SENSE OF HUMOUR WAS DEFINITELY ONE OF A KIND HE HAD A QUICK WIT AND AN OUTSTANDING INTELLIGENT MIND HE HAD A HEART OF GOLD HIS MOVIES WERE REALLY JUST GREAT THE BEST MOVIE  OF ALL WAS THE CANNON BALL RUN IN THIS THERE IS NO DEBATE HE WILL REMAIN A SCREEN LEGEND AND A GREAT ACTOR OF HIS TIME WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SCREEN PRESENSE HIS LEGACY WILL ALWAYS SHINE REST IN PEACE BURT REYNOLDS
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Sep 8, 2018
Sep 8, 2018 at 12:41 AM UTC
BURT REYNOLDS
every single day there are things that make me think "huh, I should write about this" and I make a mental note of it and then I forget all about it until the next day when I see patches of green moss creeping along the cold cement sidewalks or the warmth of his hand against the small of my back as we boogie down on the dance floor at the Mineshaft to Come On Eileen playing spin the bottle in a haunted hotel room at four in the morning and hoping to land on the same girl over and over and over again cause her lips taste like cigarettes and Burt's Bees peppermint chapstick and I just ******* crave that **** ya know? I crave the things that make me want to write, that make me feel inspired, that make me feel human and at the end of the day it doesn't matter if I write any of it down because I still felt it and I still love it and it still happened and it still counts life still ******* counts -
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Nov 5, 2016
Nov 5, 2016 at 9:21 PM UTC
11.5
A cherry fencing: Croton hedges. Pile wood and bricks made up the circumferences: I have seen rooftops rusting after weeks of heavy rain Shirtless cyclist speed passes the old brick house Where no children seem to exist on the main road; Where the lambs can be seen grazing on dry lawns, As the sun ray reflects on your camera lens: I promise to call you back later before you drift deeper into a slumber. Depression, confession and denial, Reality never seems to exist in your world There is no solution for chronic unhappiness: only daily words of kindness to ease the madness *Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom. Quote - Rabindranath Tagore* Did you deserve it, did you deserve to be treated this way You should have marry the good daughter, She would have eventually Turn out to be the good wife: I am in another town Thinking of you day by day, hour by hour Composing a poem while observing, the good, the bad, and the ugly Of what family does to each other mental impairment? A family in harmony will prosper in everything As the stories were told Where the beauty used to grow now hatred follows by the village carpenter putting bolts on the front door To keep the enemy within: as it was broadcast in the recording: “There wasn’t any bolts were on the front door Burt, you said”. The law is that nothing should be done so on the property” The rose petal crumbles back to the soil, as she said that he was sick in his head: just like the dead locks on the carpenter head The garden hose slowly rolled back in a circle. By the sound of her voice The suffering was so obvious, the abuse was publicize You drifted back in time: To a place where you felt happiness You drifted back to me: back to lovely memories Never mind our outlook on life leads to two different journeys Broken hearts, and disappointments We encounter so many injuries and they heal But broken hearts never mend: The more I begin to suspect there is no such thing as unhappiness; there is only ungratefulness.”
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Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017 at 9:06 AM UTC
The Enemy Within
A cherry fencing: Croton hedges. Pile wood and bricks made up the circumferences: I have seen rooftops rusting after weeks of heavy rain Shirtless cyclist speed passes the old brick house Where no children seem to exist on the main road; Where the lambs can be seen grazing on dry lawns, As the sun ray reflects on your camera lens: I promise to call you back later before you drift deeper into a slumber. Depression, confession and denial, Reality never seems to exist in your world There is no solution for chronic unhappiness: only daily words of kindness to ease the madness *Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom. Quote - Rabindranath Tagore* Did you deserve it, did you deserve to be treated this way You should have marry the good daughter, She would have eventually Turn out to be the good wife: I am in another town Thinking of you day by day, hour by hour Composing a poem while observing, the good, the bad, and the ugly Of what family does to each other mental impairment? A family in harmony will prosper in everything As the stories were told Where the beauty used to grow now hatred follows by the village carpenter putting bolts on the front door To keep the enemy within: as it was broadcast in the recording: “There wasn’t any bolts were on the front door Burt, you said”. The law is that nothing should be done so on the property” The rose petal crumbles back to the soil, as she said that he was sick in his head: just like the dead locks on the carpenter head The garden hose slowly rolled back in a circle. By the sound of her voice The suffering was so obvious, the abuse was publicize You drifted back in time: To a place where you felt happiness You drifted back to me: back to lovely memories Never mind our outlook on life leads to two different journeys Broken hearts, and disappointments We encounter so many injuries and they heal But broken hearts never mend: The more I begin to suspect there is no such thing as unhappiness; there is only ungratefulness.”
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I'm watching, waiting, anticipating, contemplating my memory, is this a nightmare I keep reliving? or a gift of thought I keep receiving, deceiving, isn't it? For when the clock turns round, and falls to the ground, breaks, no sound? Does this mean the events were never meant to be? since when has twilight lasted forever? a twisted fate, a false reality, The eternal eerie feeling brutally pushing back the happy warm embrace of the sun. this is true fright amongst fears, so tragic, it drives you to tears. but wait, because there is a sunny day, where the warm rays make you feel like the earth was made for you and only you, but why? why would you question if that day would ever come, or if the earth was round, or why at night the moon shyly shows it's face, only to start hiding again in the morning. You know that if all the comets in the universe had a hurtful name written on it, they would all be pointed at you, and the impact would cause fireworks, and sparks for other people to smile and laugh at, but after the show is done, the heat has cooled, and the rubble settled, there is nothing left but ashes, burt so badly by the heat of the moment that you can never see the shine or glow it once had, this is an event you can never recover from, cant fix, and cant rebuild, so all you can do is scoop up the pain, the emotion, and memories, and put them all down on the field, in a pile of sorrow, and lay down next to them, and keep them company, until you decide to blow them away, get up, and start again, to start a story on a clean slate, until you look up, only finding yourself to still be waiting in twilight for the golden day to arrive, But what you don't know, is that this day will never come if you sit and wait for it, hard work and perseverance, those are the only things that will release the joyous feelings, because the sun's power is inside of you, and all along you have been the key to your own happiness, but when you decide to break the lock, and conquer twilight, is up to you.
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Oct 1, 2014
Oct 1, 2014 at 4:15 AM UTC
Twilight
I'm watching, waiting, anticipating, contemplating my memory, is this a nightmare I keep reliving? or a gift of thought I keep receiving, deceiving, isn't it? For when the clock turns round, and falls to the ground, breaks, no sound? Does this mean the events were never meant to be? since when has twilight lasted forever? a twisted fate, a false reality, The eternal eerie feeling brutally pushing back the happy warm embrace of the sun. this is true fright amongst fears, so tragic, it drives you to tears. but wait, because there is a sunny day, where the warm rays make you feel like the earth was made for you and only you, but why? why would you question if that day would ever come, or if the earth was round, or why at night the moon shyly shows it's face, only to start hiding again in the morning. You know that if all the comets in the universe had a hurtful name written on it, they would all be pointed at you, and the impact would cause fireworks, and sparks for other people to smile and laugh at, but after the show is done, the heat has cooled, and the rubble settled, there is nothing left but ashes, burt so badly by the heat of the moment that you can never see the shine or glow it once had, this is an event you can never recover from, cant fix, and cant rebuild, so all you can do is scoop up the pain, the emotion, and memories, and put them all down on the field, in a pile of sorrow, and lay down next to them, and keep them company, until you decide to blow them away, get up, and start again, to start a story on a clean slate, until you look up, only finding yourself to still be waiting in twilight for the golden day to arrive, But what you don't know, is that this day will never come if you sit and wait for it, hard work and perseverance, those are the only things that will release the joyous feelings, because the sun's power is inside of you, and all along you have been the key to your own happiness, but when you decide to break the lock, and conquer twilight, is up to you.
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I listen to your dream man. And paid close attention too. I laugh. But I didn't say a word. As you talked about your dream man. You mention Tom Cruise for his charm. You mention Brad Pitt for his looks. Even threw in Blair Underwood for his smile. I listen closely. I didn't laugh or disagree. I feel none of them is better than me. You mention Antonio Banderas for his voice. And the toughness of Clint Eastwood. And the southern charm of Burt Reynold too. These are the qualities that you seek in the man for you. I listen. I listen. As you went through many formation of your idea guy. And I still none of them is better then me. Cause they was men names you mentioning as a challenge to me. Now address all of my best qualities. I'm generous. I'm compassionate. I'm lovable. And a charmer too. And have a voice of gold that rival James Earl Jones. And I know this. None are better than me
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Feb 7, 2013
Feb 7, 2013 at 8:54 AM UTC
Your Dream Man(None Are Better)