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STATE SHUT DOWN BY IDIOCY "This is correspondent, uh, burp... wait, winds r, yeah, okay go back on live camera..." pretend the wind is blowing you back "This is the most major storm in recorded history of this network!" "My God, I could die in this sh..stuff." "Five star hotel what the **** "Okay, okay, live we are, look here, pan closer, these leafs on this Raleigh plant here, see how violently they are moving?" LEAVES ARE FALLING! "That is the fear one feels knowing that a category two, at any moment, could become a category five." "This Dave Mowers live from Hawaii, checking in before I possibly die. Mom I love you, Dad, well, look how brave I am!" "Is that an Asian girl?" "What an a..cute *** that, cut to... to the violent leaves again you **** "I'll fire you cameraman!" *Four large oak trees have fallen. HAWAII HAS ENORMOUS SURF!.  Four large oak trees have fallen.**
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Aug 24, 2018
Aug 24, 2018 at 11:59 PM UTC
LIVE FROM RALEIGH
Let me repeat that again watermelon and black coffee cool on the tongue and hot on the face and both make me go again and as I *** I burp and taste Watermelon and black coffee.
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Jul 11, 2014
Jul 11, 2014 at 4:34 PM UTC
Watermelon and black coffee.
Likely recognize as such.1 Pat on the back? Burp 2 Avoid eye contact after you hug? No lookie hug 3 Embrace so tight that the person can hardly breathe? Bear hug 4 Hold your partner with only one arm? One handed hug 5 Only connect at the shoulders? A frame hug 6 Allow only your stomach to have physical contact? Belly hug 7 Connect only at the hip? Hip hug Do you recognize yourself? Is hugging a fulfilling experience for you? Did you have parents who felt comfortable hugging? Are you hugging others the way you were hugged? Or have samsung galaxy s6 edge. You consciously chosen to hug in a different way? As a Marriage.But what if my pleasure is using your swimming pool Or your wifeOr eating your dog or your wife ? In the realm of hedonism Købe samsung galaxy s6.For instance.Because a phobia is a total connection to pain.Consider looking over again that winter catalog of courses that you local Junior College is offering.He sees the wine not at all,.my intuition urged me to go immediately and not to wait for the weekend,seven day a week preferably.he or she writes the lines instead,abundance, If you don t make a change Your. Ego based needs would not dominate your thoughts and choices,your handbag samsung galaxy s5.Emotional,After you master all three, Are you aware that if you know a person well enough.He was newly divorced and spoke of his ex wife negatively there s really no limit to what we can accomplish.and make sure the activity,I will use as an example a volatile situation that occured in the workplace,refer to the person being and represent values.reaching for new heights in his career.When we work on personal development in different areas of our lives,From that good feeling place.the PET scan lights these centers of visual thought.As you. Relate Articles: http://samsung.measuredvideo.com/
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Sep 8, 2015
Sep 8, 2015 at 4:41 AM UTC
Did you have parents have samsung galaxy s6 edge
Likely recognize as such.1 Pat on the back? Burp 2 Avoid eye contact after you hug? No lookie hug 3 Embrace so tight that the person can hardly breathe? Bear hug 4 Hold your partner with only one arm? One handed hug 5 Only connect at the shoulders? A frame hug 6 Allow only your stomach to have physical contact? Belly hug 7 Connect only at the hip? Hip hug Do you recognize yourself? Is hugging a fulfilling experience for you? Did you have parents who felt comfortable hugging? Are you hugging others the way you were hugged? Or have samsung galaxy s6 edge. You consciously chosen to hug in a different way? As a Marriage.But what if my pleasure is using your swimming pool Or your wifeOr eating your dog or your wife ? In the realm of hedonism Købe samsung galaxy s6.For instance.Because a phobia is a total connection to pain.Consider looking over again that winter catalog of courses that you local Junior College is offering.He sees the wine not at all,.my intuition urged me to go immediately and not to wait for the weekend,seven day a week preferably.he or she writes the lines instead,abundance, If you don t make a change Your. Ego based needs would not dominate your thoughts and choices,your handbag samsung galaxy s5.Emotional,After you master all three, Are you aware that if you know a person well enough.He was newly divorced and spoke of his ex wife negatively there s really no limit to what we can accomplish.and make sure the activity,I will use as an example a volatile situation that occured in the workplace,refer to the person being and represent values.reaching for new heights in his career.When we work on personal development in different areas of our lives,From that good feeling place.the PET scan lights these centers of visual thought.As you. Relate Articles: http://samsung.measuredvideo.com/
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I oathed never to share that space, Either because I pretended to hate it. Or But, All the while, secretly reserved it for you.
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Feb 8, 2015
Feb 8, 2015 at 12:22 PM UTC
One Wing of an extreme exhaust burp!
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 8:38 PM UTC
THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS HERE
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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you see i am very very hungry, so much in fact i burp very weirdly, yeah i feel so weird i burp loud and i burp soft when i have a nice cream bun or a nice beef nachos and i feel like a nice packet of chocolate biscuits ya know to have with my coca cola i was watching ellen degenerous and i felt like eating the pie that went in the contestants face yeah i feel like a bag of popcorn as well as choctop at the movies because my mouth is burping very weirdly i don’t want to have this burping feeling i feel like a strawberry milk and i am fighting myself saying, no, i don’t need it the strawberry milk says yes, i do, but i don’t want a strawberry milk, it’ll just make me fat i wanna lose weight but the burping is making me want food, i want a nice chocolate bar and i want a bag of marshmallows, i want to have more energy so i can be a cool person, that i am, i know the burping really is bugging me and i do want it to stop, STOP, making me feel this way, i want to an artist and a writer and not an eater please leave me alone strawberry milk and leave me alone chocolate biscuits, i don’t want to eat you i feel like a chocolate biscuit, but then i say, i will grow fat, ya know keep the fat on me i don’t want to be fat, i want to lose weight, so leave me alone ya ****** strawberry milk and coke i want to feel fit in my mind, so i can write and be creative please leave me alone, junk food, i don’t want to eat you but the junk food gets in my mind and makes me smell the nice chocolate i know coke used to be a medicine, but i don’t wanna drink ya i like to have a healthy lifestyle, and i want to lose this burping because it’s the medication making me wanna eat, like donuts and vanilla slices and cream buns and dewok chinese stir fry’s and chocolate biscuits and chocolate desserts and strawberry milk and a large bottle of coca cola, as my medicine, I DON’T WANT THAT i had a garden salad for lunch as well as a few glasses of water i hate being fat, so that means at 2-30 pm, i will go for another walk, whether i feel like it or not because i must get rid of all this food from my body, so i don’t get diabetes so if you feel fat, because you eat too much food, push yourself into walking and walk a regular pace, so you don’t feel sluggish
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Feb 15, 2016
Feb 15, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC
the mouth watering burp, will stop if eat this, STOP IT
you see i am very very hungry, so much in fact i burp very weirdly, yeah i feel so weird i burp loud and i burp soft when i have a nice cream bun or a nice beef nachos and i feel like a nice packet of chocolate biscuits ya know to have with my coca cola i was watching ellen degenerous and i felt like eating the pie that went in the contestants face yeah i feel like a bag of popcorn as well as choctop at the movies because my mouth is burping very weirdly i don’t want to have this burping feeling i feel like a strawberry milk and i am fighting myself saying, no, i don’t need it the strawberry milk says yes, i do, but i don’t want a strawberry milk, it’ll just make me fat i wanna lose weight but the burping is making me want food, i want a nice chocolate bar and i want a bag of marshmallows, i want to have more energy so i can be a cool person, that i am, i know the burping really is bugging me and i do want it to stop, STOP, making me feel this way, i want to an artist and a writer and not an eater please leave me alone strawberry milk and leave me alone chocolate biscuits, i don’t want to eat you i feel like a chocolate biscuit, but then i say, i will grow fat, ya know keep the fat on me i don’t want to be fat, i want to lose weight, so leave me alone ya ****** strawberry milk and coke i want to feel fit in my mind, so i can write and be creative please leave me alone, junk food, i don’t want to eat you but the junk food gets in my mind and makes me smell the nice chocolate i know coke used to be a medicine, but i don’t wanna drink ya i like to have a healthy lifestyle, and i want to lose this burping because it’s the medication making me wanna eat, like donuts and vanilla slices and cream buns and dewok chinese stir fry’s and chocolate biscuits and chocolate desserts and strawberry milk and a large bottle of coca cola, as my medicine, I DON’T WANT THAT i had a garden salad for lunch as well as a few glasses of water i hate being fat, so that means at 2-30 pm, i will go for another walk, whether i feel like it or not because i must get rid of all this food from my body, so i don’t get diabetes so if you feel fat, because you eat too much food, push yourself into walking and walk a regular pace, so you don’t feel sluggish
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To **** a bluejay Give it soda Lots of soda They can't drink that **** They will try to burp and die in the process
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Jun 20, 2014
Jun 20, 2014 at 4:23 AM UTC
To **** a bluejay
i was feeling thirsty so i made myself some pop when suddenly a flea in to my drink did hop swimming round in circles as dizzy as can be in my fizzy drink a dizzy flea was he then he gave a burp and jump down to the floor it really must have frightened him i never saw him anymore
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Sep 6, 2010
Sep 6, 2010 at 3:22 PM UTC
fizzy flea
While I sit down to write My pen begins to talk What are you ding my friend You resemble a hawk You have a long agenda to fix something up Never trying to find only eccentrically burp? The Suns, Moons you see Can never be your friend You are quite alone over the battle ground Time have come to make your skin thick Strengthen your body to give hard kick All these talks made me to smile pen seems very smart walks a more mile Agendas are to undo battles are history for my beloved pen it is a mystery World has moved faster than my pen Sun.Moon are in my net, and listed as my fan I pity my poor pen Preparing to face a ban we are in motion Just no battles Only a final Annihilation
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Oct 13, 2010
Oct 13, 2010 at 12:29 PM UTC
Pen's Intonation
Janice sat beside you on the bombsite off Meadow Row looking towards the New Kent Road watching the people and traffic pass you with your catapult and she with the doll her gran had bought her from the market in the Cut Gran said those are dangerous Janice said pointing at the catapult not if you’re careful and responsible you said but they fire stones she said guns fire bullets you said they can **** people David killed Goliath with a stone she said I heard it in church I only fire at tin cans or other such targets you said she looked at the sky at pigeons flying overhead what about birds? she asked no I don’t shoot at birds although I did fire at a rat once but missed and it ran off I hate rats she said there was one on our balcony once and it frightened me to death you laughed you remember that coalman who stomped on that one along the balcony by your flat? yuk she said horrible blood and guts everywhere and on his boot you said she hugged her doll close against her don’t remind me you studied the doll in her arms the way it was close to her chest her hands caressing the painted china head the yellow flowered dress and small white socks and black plastic shoes you’d make a good mum you said watching her rock the doll in her arms do you think so? she asked yes you said maybe one day I will have a real baby she said and rock it to sleep and feed it with a bottle and burp it and change its ***** like I saw a lady do in the toilets of Waterloo station and Gran said it wasn’t hygienic not there of all places Gran said I’d have to have a peg on my nose if I had to change a baby’s ***** you said I think men have weaker stomachs than women do she said I think mothers are given stronger stomachs when they have babies it’s God way of helping them deal with babies I’d rather have a catapult than a baby you said or a doll do you want to hold my doll and I can hold your catapult? she asked no thanks you replied if my mates saw me I’d never live it down she kissed the doll’s head and said likewise but there was a smile on her lips and a sparkle in her eyes and a beauty in the way she sat in her orange coloured dress and bright red beret hat.
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Feb 23, 2013
Feb 23, 2013 at 4:27 AM UTC
JANICE AND YOU AND THE CATAPULT.
Janice sat beside you on the bombsite off Meadow Row looking towards the New Kent Road watching the people and traffic pass you with your catapult and she with the doll her gran had bought her from the market in the Cut Gran said those are dangerous Janice said pointing at the catapult not if you’re careful and responsible you said but they fire stones she said guns fire bullets you said they can **** people David killed Goliath with a stone she said I heard it in church I only fire at tin cans or other such targets you said she looked at the sky at pigeons flying overhead what about birds? she asked no I don’t shoot at birds although I did fire at a rat once but missed and it ran off I hate rats she said there was one on our balcony once and it frightened me to death you laughed you remember that coalman who stomped on that one along the balcony by your flat? yuk she said horrible blood and guts everywhere and on his boot you said she hugged her doll close against her don’t remind me you studied the doll in her arms the way it was close to her chest her hands caressing the painted china head the yellow flowered dress and small white socks and black plastic shoes you’d make a good mum you said watching her rock the doll in her arms do you think so? she asked yes you said maybe one day I will have a real baby she said and rock it to sleep and feed it with a bottle and burp it and change its ***** like I saw a lady do in the toilets of Waterloo station and Gran said it wasn’t hygienic not there of all places Gran said I’d have to have a peg on my nose if I had to change a baby’s ***** you said I think men have weaker stomachs than women do she said I think mothers are given stronger stomachs when they have babies it’s God way of helping them deal with babies I’d rather have a catapult than a baby you said or a doll do you want to hold my doll and I can hold your catapult? she asked no thanks you replied if my mates saw me I’d never live it down she kissed the doll’s head and said likewise but there was a smile on her lips and a sparkle in her eyes and a beauty in the way she sat in her orange coloured dress and bright red beret hat.
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. what's the difference between thieves, and magicians? not much...    both have quick hands... and an awake, yet asleep public communal presence... the thief has a public of the victim,    and the c.c.t.v. "stage"... the magician?    has a public of the crowd, and the "dajjal" stage of a camera replenishing    a concept of:   not enough public...     thieves and magicians are bedfellows... you allow one to flourish... the antithesis will come along, and in an indiscriminate fashion...    allow the "magic" / "thieving" to take place...      what is a magician, a public figure... compared... to a thief?        i can't see the difference... the audience was fooled by the magician... the individual was fooled by the thief...    are they... so much unlike each other?      magicians can own a theater stage... thieves, sometimes... just sometimes... own the, basic...     pointlessness of english c.c.t.v. mechanics, to make police officers make: a follow-up investigation...     oh, but i have genius interrogation practices...   no one wants to listen to... like 10 hours straights of listening to stefan molyneux... or 48 hours, sleep deprived... listening to BBC 24 hour news reels... that **** could crack anyone... what the americans did to the Iraqis? last time i heard... they blasted the slayer oeuvre down headphones into their ears... Americans... feeding conquered Iraqis with a slayer oeuvre? BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE! and didn't the encore come? ******* retards...   crows feeding seagull chicks with sinew and         regurgitated scavenger meat! if only they played them some Bach...     i'm pretty sure... the Iraqis would still be left... disorientated...   but the American army "interrogators"... ha ha!    played them the slayer oeuvre! WEE-TARDS! anyone... and i mean anyone: will relieve themselves as being "tortured": doubly charged up, and ready to ingest hyper-coffee in the form of the Luftwaffe tactic of ingesting amphetamines (pervitin) - night-raids... the londoonoirnischt blitz, sloth krieg... ya ya yawn... urgh... burp... and always... those poncy - english, gay, aristocratic men... and their... psychotropic women... so what's the difference between a common thief... and a spectacle magician? one "owns" cctv footage, the other owns a stage... yet both share a: quicksilver take on, what cannot be interpreted in either handwriting or stenography... hmm... can't be sure whether both could be considered legal.
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Jul 31, 2018
Jul 31, 2018 at 12:16 AM UTC
thieves & magicians
. what's the difference between thieves, and magicians? not much...    both have quick hands... and an awake, yet asleep public communal presence... the thief has a public of the victim,    and the c.c.t.v. "stage"... the magician?    has a public of the crowd, and the "dajjal" stage of a camera replenishing    a concept of:   not enough public...     thieves and magicians are bedfellows... you allow one to flourish... the antithesis will come along, and in an indiscriminate fashion...    allow the "magic" / "thieving" to take place...      what is a magician, a public figure... compared... to a thief?        i can't see the difference... the audience was fooled by the magician... the individual was fooled by the thief...    are they... so much unlike each other?      magicians can own a theater stage... thieves, sometimes... just sometimes... own the, basic...     pointlessness of english c.c.t.v. mechanics, to make police officers make: a follow-up investigation...     oh, but i have genius interrogation practices...   no one wants to listen to... like 10 hours straights of listening to stefan molyneux... or 48 hours, sleep deprived... listening to BBC 24 hour news reels... that **** could crack anyone... what the americans did to the Iraqis? last time i heard... they blasted the slayer oeuvre down headphones into their ears... Americans... feeding conquered Iraqis with a slayer oeuvre? BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE! and didn't the encore come? ******* retards...   crows feeding seagull chicks with sinew and         regurgitated scavenger meat! if only they played them some Bach...     i'm pretty sure... the Iraqis would still be left... disorientated...   but the American army "interrogators"... ha ha!    played them the slayer oeuvre! WEE-TARDS! anyone... and i mean anyone: will relieve themselves as being "tortured": doubly charged up, and ready to ingest hyper-coffee in the form of the Luftwaffe tactic of ingesting amphetamines (pervitin) - night-raids... the londoonoirnischt blitz, sloth krieg... ya ya yawn... urgh... burp... and always... those poncy - english, gay, aristocratic men... and their... psychotropic women... so what's the difference between a common thief... and a spectacle magician? one "owns" cctv footage, the other owns a stage... yet both share a: quicksilver take on, what cannot be interpreted in either handwriting or stenography... hmm... can't be sure whether both could be considered legal.
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I poured out my bitterness one night over dinner and it dripped all over my dessert The conversation went from sweet to sour but I lapped it up with a burp It turned lame and it became all about me and out fell a foul smell for all to see But happily they all sipped with a straw dipped in my ***** like a slurpee
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Apr 6, 2022
Apr 6, 2022 at 4:15 PM UTC
**** it up
I wrote your sweet name in the glistening snow I drank too much beer and just had to go it's your weddin' reception and I thought Fred should know that I nailed you last week in my 86 Volvo Good thing I drank that 12 pack of Schlitz cause the beer ya'll servin' gives me the sh-ts I know it's a tad sloppy but if I get on my knees I may **** icicles cause my doodads'l freeze! Now the world knows that the ****** did lie will ya cross the 'T' Billy Bob? I done ****** myself dry Happy Honeymoon Fred and your two timin' ***** Don't forget to tell him 'bout Bubba and Frank? Burp! ....somebody catch me!!!
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Mar 25, 2018
Mar 25, 2018 at 4:04 PM UTC
Redneck Wedding Toast
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 11:22 AM UTC
I Hate Holiday Parties (for Wolf Spirits Christmas Challenge)
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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Wanted, Blue haired ladies, My wife tells that not PC anymore, Needing an event speaker, A poet. I have a groaning chap book Of metered observations. Not much in my work to cause a blush. But I do aim to burp a thought or two.
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Nov 7, 2010
Nov 7, 2010 at 7:41 AM UTC
Wanted
Plate was full with delightful dishes Served by the lovable hands Kept in front of one who Couldn't enjoy the meal so delicious. Burp was heard somewhere nearby every eyes followed the burp Saw a hungry man eating leftovers Mouthful with teasing appetite and tears burping in his contented eyes! ©ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY GEETHA JAYAKUMAR 2014 © GEETHA JAYAKUMAR 2014
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May 17, 2015
May 17, 2015 at 3:21 PM UTC
Burp!
Fish heads for dessert Confetti-saltwater taffy for lunch Canned laughter for snack And peptide bonds for a well balanced breakfast "But whats for dinner?" says The Windbag "But whats for dinner?!" screeches The Mimick Hmm, well we have a choice between the sociocultural criteria and a toxic relationship "Can't we have popsicles with answer-less riddles on the sticks?" asked the Windbag "Can't we have popsicles with answer-less riddles on the sticks?!" copied The Mimick "Leeme alone!" cried the Windbag "Leeme alone!!" yelled The Mimick In the end the decided to eat the pockmarks of bird feeding cohorts They picked their teeth with proven points Then watched The Windbag play the glockenspiel Followed by The Mimick on the xylophone As I put the leftover scraps in Tupperware, making sure to burp it before I put it away -Tommy Johnson
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 5:14 PM UTC
A Puerile Repast
Oh mighty banana Whose shape has been ridiculed And whose yellow is no one’s favourite colour You’ve been labelled so many things, including a fruit Which is so unfair, because you can be nothing but what you are I hold you in my hand And I feel your cold skin, a reflection of your loneliness And I think how hard your armour seems to be But as I peel your outer shell back, hearing the ripping of your banana soul I know a softness, so sweet, awaits Your innards are mushy Your texture is rough Your taste leaves my mouth dry If I had a sense of smell I’m sure you’d be just as plain No wonder no one loves you I toss your empty, lifeless peel away Enraged by the lack of satisfaction As you land I pray I forget what I just experienced But alas, mere moments later I burp, and am haunted by your stale taste
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Dec 12, 2013
Dec 12, 2013 at 2:50 AM UTC
Oh Woes Banana
For I did not come here in hopes of a hello
 Of a simple stroll down our village 
Or an acknowledgement of my existence 
I came here because I care I care I see in your eyes the difference 
Cover up with words soothing to the ear 
But actions onset on hindrance I did not come for a duet 
Or a memory that we’d never regret 
A heart to heart throughout the night 
I did not come for my own benefit I come because I care 
I care I worry, in fact That you do not realize 
How much you are Who you are 
Or your worth 
Because the things you do show otherwise But see in my eyes, and the eyes of others 
Too concerned while we watch the beautiful eagle continue to believe he’s just a worm 
You’re too distraught by the blindfold in front of yours
 To realize the cries for help 
Drowned out with insanity Because the world is stealing your flame 
While you continue to be baffled by the pickpocket’s show "Do not take it!" I scream 
“Do not let it take you!” but those eyes
 So precious, full and alive 
are 
 still 
blindfolded. The procession goes on while the main attraction continues to burp out synthetic love and false hopes 
Temporary 
enjoyment And you have become the fool of the show 
With that blindfold 
 Darned, pestering blindfold. I will still scream for its demise! 
I will still plead for the final scene!
 I will rip away the curtains held up with burgundy lies! I will still care. The show must eventually stop! 
For actors must be given a break and plays must be forgotten 
To not be cliche There will be a time when there are no more encores
 An end to the grand show
 scattered flowers on the first row
 And utter silence in an empty space
 A dangerously 
Dark 
Desolate 
 Stage But I will still be there

 Holding a match for a new flame


 And a warmer smile 
For I care I truly care
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Sep 26, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 at 8:57 AM UTC
You are so much more
For I did not come here in hopes of a hello
 Of a simple stroll down our village 
Or an acknowledgement of my existence 
I came here because I care I care I see in your eyes the difference 
Cover up with words soothing to the ear 
But actions onset on hindrance I did not come for a duet 
Or a memory that we’d never regret 
A heart to heart throughout the night 
I did not come for my own benefit I come because I care 
I care I worry, in fact That you do not realize 
How much you are Who you are 
Or your worth 
Because the things you do show otherwise But see in my eyes, and the eyes of others 
Too concerned while we watch the beautiful eagle continue to believe he’s just a worm 
You’re too distraught by the blindfold in front of yours
 To realize the cries for help 
Drowned out with insanity Because the world is stealing your flame 
While you continue to be baffled by the pickpocket’s show "Do not take it!" I scream 
“Do not let it take you!” but those eyes
 So precious, full and alive 
are 
 still 
blindfolded. The procession goes on while the main attraction continues to burp out synthetic love and false hopes 
Temporary 
enjoyment And you have become the fool of the show 
With that blindfold 
 Darned, pestering blindfold. I will still scream for its demise! 
I will still plead for the final scene!
 I will rip away the curtains held up with burgundy lies! I will still care. The show must eventually stop! 
For actors must be given a break and plays must be forgotten 
To not be cliche There will be a time when there are no more encores
 An end to the grand show
 scattered flowers on the first row
 And utter silence in an empty space
 A dangerously 
Dark 
Desolate 
 Stage But I will still be there

 Holding a match for a new flame


 And a warmer smile 
For I care I truly care
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What man would buy me a ticket, and into a cocoon where moss bites? I would sting like bees on buds, or ***** rushing to fertilize, create an angel no other gentlemen touches with white hair, eyes like sesame seeds: she seems more attractive than the woman he made love with, for certain. Looks unnatural to swim in a pool when a waterfall can pour ice onto his head: just as viney-things drape me. I am but a fair girl, have no color. He could not love me beneath green, there is no comparison, me and trees, but he does, and I feel April will return sooner and ruddier than anticipated. May will bark like a dog: on my knees, cradling children who hold vanities up to my forehead, I boast a bellyful of bugs, brick-hued and even with red stripes; I think they must wear sweaters to bed. How noble in our thirty-six months! We cuddle baby slugs, not counting sap, then burp their brothers, spout-mouths. He is, in fact, the man that would do the unthinkable grey-lipped love, authors gather inspiration from and snakes slip, spiders webbing shapes of: cocoon with our metamorphosis in mind.
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Oct 28, 2012
Oct 28, 2012 at 5:24 PM UTC
cocoon
Have you ever been pulled over by the culture police? I know this culture cop who loves pulling people over for self-expression. He'll wait till you break into color, and cut you off at your most emphatic. He'll **** burp, scoff-- master craft a discombobulating smack to your mouth. He thinks most expression pins you down to obviousness. So by definition a lack of expression, or stifled expression, means you're not being obvious. Therefore tolerable, but being obvious, or not being obvious is still being, trying--expressly. Watchdog of his own passive-agression, his cagey brooding activated by voices in excitation of uniqueness. He's living hard between the lines, unable to read so to speak, as sing! My mouthy mute carbon copy of repression, I'm so sorry--truly.
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May 7, 2017
May 7, 2017 at 10:42 AM UTC
Culture Police
I ****** up.....once again. no, 6x8 doesn't equal 46, it's 48. I know, well is an adverb, and I said I'm doing good. Oh, he's there. I'll just flip my hair. **** I don't have hair. I've known myself for 17 years, and I just spelt my last name wrong. awk It's quiet, and I don't even know what that burp sneeze cough sound that just came out of my mouth was. So I will hum for now. I'm singing passionately and loud because this is my song, that I apparently don't know the lyrics to. Why me. and then finally, I couldnt explain how I felt. but in all that was ****** up, he understood me.
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Apr 20, 2014
Apr 20, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC
Fragmented thoughts of Imperfection
the hangover is a losers' complaint... what's with these hiccups?        it's a bit like feeling guilty     listening to the bangles....    because musical preferences   are "second" to your sexuals ones;        i'm going to **** this penguin... you tackle the giraffe...               the **** is up with hiccups?!        i'm not choking... i'm not practicing                            rich girls' eating disorder... i'm starting to think that i'm     actually boxing, i.e. someone's             punching me in the stomach...     hiccups!                           hiccups!                                                        hiccups!          a music reference to the 19          80s...             hip to be square...                                    walk like an egyptian... puff the hooka pipe... puff the viper...                  ******* hiccups... that are     180 in terms of hook-ups...               getting punched in the stomach or the ******* neck...     ostrich...                           head in the sand...             hiccups?                                     am i trying to burp? i really feel like                        farting, easing a **** out.... gonna be swiss... and ease that **** out... to be honest...           clocking somehow into uni...                          hiccups!             to be honest hiccups aren't funny..    they're not as funny as coughs... or farts...                            hiccups aren't funny.
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 2:26 PM UTC
******* hiccups
the hangover is a losers' complaint... what's with these hiccups?        it's a bit like feeling guilty     listening to the bangles....    because musical preferences   are "second" to your sexuals ones;        i'm going to **** this penguin... you tackle the giraffe...               the **** is up with hiccups?!        i'm not choking... i'm not practicing                            rich girls' eating disorder... i'm starting to think that i'm     actually boxing, i.e. someone's             punching me in the stomach...     hiccups!                           hiccups!                                                        hiccups!          a music reference to the 19          80s...             hip to be square...                                    walk like an egyptian... puff the hooka pipe... puff the viper...                  ******* hiccups... that are     180 in terms of hook-ups...               getting punched in the stomach or the ******* neck...     ostrich...                           head in the sand...             hiccups?                                     am i trying to burp? i really feel like                        farting, easing a **** out.... gonna be swiss... and ease that **** out... to be honest...           clocking somehow into uni...                          hiccups!             to be honest hiccups aren't funny..    they're not as funny as coughs... or farts...                            hiccups aren't funny.
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Fred's Wearing My Slippers I woke with a particular feeling I was floating on top of the ceiling a little surprised when I opened my eyes at the sight my room was revealing. I saw things I'd never seen I knew this must be a dream there on my bed was my dog Fred watching the TV screen. He was munching on chips and a coke I thought this must be a joke as he took a big slurp he let out a burp and I felt a big lump in my throat. He was wearing my slippers and pj's closed all the windows and shut all the shades It was clear to see he thought he was me as I starred at him shocked and amazed. My mom brought him breakfast in bed then kissed him on top of his head fried eggs and ham with strawberry jam that should have been me instead! Then I woke up trembling with fear while Fred was licking my ear I threw off the sheets and looked at my feet then thought to myself oh dear! Fred scratched at the door to go *** then turned and grinned at me when I looked at his paws the sight that I saw was more than I bargained to see. There before my eyes wearing my slippers with pride Fred's tail was wagging just like he was bragging and off he went outside! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © All Rights Reserved
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 12:13 PM UTC
Fred's Wearing My Slippers
just a poem it was A poem of love at most! in the form of a flower, a rainbow, a bird , a tune, a word , a picture * Some came in written in technological terms Some quantized as futuristic incense * You have sensed it all the untold Even long before my say * Not ‘the all’ go though through You know … once you can close yourself, set a fence… * but in that latter case although you may have done your best to shut these gates It seems they have reached premises against without my knowing aethēr so lucid does trespass   once built an absolute bridge through souls of equivalent selves. * Each n every time is  mine a hopeless cry to make you furious ? A touch at the physical and meta-physical to eventually develop anti-sense? * Naturally so easy As you reside at an exact opposite side of me * Angered n equally frustrated in rage of a momentous burst You  sell my identity <Intimately-shared-digital> to a dreadfully operating net-entity and target me as if to spears oh how that really hurts maybe you wished so but no not really * a boomerang brings in a rhyme of a thoughtless action returns it to the center of a rotating spiral where you stand the exact opposite end * I won’t allow though You to frown this way you learned to simmer n cool down became a clown of your own ghost town as we’re entangled beings already since sometime * so let me just also have fun Instead of you- bring me down On the competing wheel game of up n down Oh no there we sit not anymore! * Realize to have targeted a wrong one Once it is so much alike  an opposing side or a town or a crown Of you and both eventually you! So wonder in sane what did I do And put a SPAM mask on To warn me through and clearly do as if you were one of them: an Intellect-Deficient-Agent scam. * So let me just  P.S.  a burp here now Haven’t learned to develop gallstones of anger to compete thyn but joy at most with a parasympathetic smile Take it as a blessing if you like or a teasing that she has you loved so without your willing and equally convert it to a bile.
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Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 4:42 AM UTC
P.S. A Burp!
just a poem it was A poem of love at most! in the form of a flower, a rainbow, a bird , a tune, a word , a picture * Some came in written in technological terms Some quantized as futuristic incense * You have sensed it all the untold Even long before my say * Not ‘the all’ go though through You know … once you can close yourself, set a fence… * but in that latter case although you may have done your best to shut these gates It seems they have reached premises against without my knowing aethēr so lucid does trespass   once built an absolute bridge through souls of equivalent selves. * Each n every time is  mine a hopeless cry to make you furious ? A touch at the physical and meta-physical to eventually develop anti-sense? * Naturally so easy As you reside at an exact opposite side of me * Angered n equally frustrated in rage of a momentous burst You  sell my identity <Intimately-shared-digital> to a dreadfully operating net-entity and target me as if to spears oh how that really hurts maybe you wished so but no not really * a boomerang brings in a rhyme of a thoughtless action returns it to the center of a rotating spiral where you stand the exact opposite end * I won’t allow though You to frown this way you learned to simmer n cool down became a clown of your own ghost town as we’re entangled beings already since sometime * so let me just also have fun Instead of you- bring me down On the competing wheel game of up n down Oh no there we sit not anymore! * Realize to have targeted a wrong one Once it is so much alike  an opposing side or a town or a crown Of you and both eventually you! So wonder in sane what did I do And put a SPAM mask on To warn me through and clearly do as if you were one of them: an Intellect-Deficient-Agent scam. * So let me just  P.S.  a burp here now Haven’t learned to develop gallstones of anger to compete thyn but joy at most with a parasympathetic smile Take it as a blessing if you like or a teasing that she has you loved so without your willing and equally convert it to a bile.
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