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the hangover is a losers' complaint... what's with these hiccups?        it's a bit like feeling guilty     listening to the bangles....    because musical preferences   are "second" to your sexuals ones;        i'm going to **** this penguin... you tackle the giraffe...               the **** is up with hiccups?!        i'm not choking... i'm not practicing                            rich girls' eating disorder... i'm starting to think that i'm     actually boxing, i.e. someone's             punching me in the stomach...     hiccups!                           hiccups!                                                        hiccups!          a music reference to the 19          80s...             hip to be square...                                    walk like an egyptian... puff the hooka pipe... puff the viper...                  ******* hiccups... that are     180 in terms of hook-ups...               getting punched in the stomach or the ******* neck...     ostrich...                           head in the sand...             hiccups?                                     am i trying to burp? i really feel like                        farting, easing a **** out.... gonna be swiss... and ease that **** out... to be honest...           clocking somehow into uni...                          hiccups!             to be honest hiccups aren't funny..    they're not as funny as coughs... or farts...                            hiccups aren't funny.
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 2:26 PM UTC
******* hiccups
the hangover is a losers' complaint... what's with these hiccups?        it's a bit like feeling guilty     listening to the bangles....    because musical preferences   are "second" to your sexuals ones;        i'm going to **** this penguin... you tackle the giraffe...               the **** is up with hiccups?!        i'm not choking... i'm not practicing                            rich girls' eating disorder... i'm starting to think that i'm     actually boxing, i.e. someone's             punching me in the stomach...     hiccups!                           hiccups!                                                        hiccups!          a music reference to the 19          80s...             hip to be square...                                    walk like an egyptian... puff the hooka pipe... puff the viper...                  ******* hiccups... that are     180 in terms of hook-ups...               getting punched in the stomach or the ******* neck...     ostrich...                           head in the sand...             hiccups?                                     am i trying to burp? i really feel like                        farting, easing a **** out.... gonna be swiss... and ease that **** out... to be honest...           clocking somehow into uni...                          hiccups!             to be honest hiccups aren't funny..    they're not as funny as coughs... or farts...                            hiccups aren't funny.
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 2:26 PM UTC
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