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"buh" poems
Lights off, ma bad-ass homies are juz drank, buh then I saw ya dancing in da club. Ma head was blown, let's kick it! Cuz ya could be ma tight moll, o' let's juz put a bullet on the clock in these tight walls. If I'm wit ya, ma heart could fly so high like a G6, Imma be glad if ya be mine tho I ain't da niftiest sheik. And if loving ya could take ma life to da street, cuz of a set trippin, then ya could be a flower on ma Chicago Overcoat on ma big sleep. Miss me wit dat! Ma bad, buh I ain't gonna take ma words back, I ain't no good, buh Imma gangsta poet juz a poet wit rhyming words as AK, so Imma put sum shizzle down and write what it means. To me love is gangsta, family is gangsta, loyal is gangsta, if that's not gangsta, I don't wanna be gangsta. O' ma sheba, wazzup! Let's show 'em what is real luv. Then luv me less, until ya luv me more and let's live as gangsta poets in this gangsta world.
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Jul 13, 2013
Jul 13, 2013 at 11:12 PM UTC
Love Of A Gangsta Poet
Maybe if I'm buried beneath these sheets long enough I'll melt into them Chained to the bed By a fatigue dressed in fuzzy pink handcuffs With your name scrawled on the side Ravaged the light from me So if I don't see the sun for long enough I'll convince myself I'm not real A figment of someone's imagination Sent to tell them their taxes are due Their fly is undone Convince myself that if I stay still for long enough I'll slow my body to a leaking faucet Lethargic sleeping pill slow motion My heart will beat the way I imagine yours does buhhh boom What a heart you have buh boom A beat As though living is an art I could just master buh boom Like loving was the art you couldn't grasp buh boom Maybe if I dream about you enough I'll stop having these nightmares about being alone buh boom Or maybe if I peer over the edge of the bed It'll look less like a cliff than I thought Buh Boom Maybe my feet could find the floor You once swept out from under me Buh Boom Maybe I will stand without your hand to steady me BUH BOOM Maybe I never needed you much at all
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May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 3:50 AM UTC
Recovery in G flat
He lifted his hand, it shook. He leaned towards speech, halting. A stroke confined his feet to shuffled, prayerful, praises. The day pushed dusk through blinds. “How you buh, beautiful?” (a rasp). “You take your meds?” the nurse said. “How you… to… today?”, finger pointing (reminded of it's hook). She smiled and smoothed his bed "You flirtin’ again? You bad man.” Once he'd made a vow, an oath in Auschwitz-Birkenau: Forced to pick gold from charred teeth, he pledged to sidestep death… to live! And walk - in love - to the Sabbath. Copyright © 2003 Gary Brocks
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Aug 28, 2018
Aug 28, 2018 at 9:22 PM UTC
THIS IS ALL I KNOW OF MORRIS
Guep seeb do fug Uptoob queev buh Luft goo dub ug Fleeg dahs luh Obku *** qwuarsh Fab go mud marsh Me go fabroso Egvar seeg lu Xybahso Imba go mu Cabbo de Ogg be
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Aug 16, 2011
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:29 PM UTC
Coolio Awesome Poem
jump, skip, hop, then POP! August 2, 2011 So here's a playful tune to make your body swoon. Shake and bake those hips pucker up and lick your lips. Because tonight, we're dancing! da lada dee da daaa laaa la laa ohhhh I love the way you move like that jumpin' 'n jivin', you're one cool kat. So now we're getting down laughing so much, are you a clown? In our serene meadow, together, we're prancing! Lemme catch you off guard, sweep you off your feet this is the most romantic way I could think of for us to meet. Now don't get me wrong, I mean I dress to impress but girl, for you, I'd much rather wear less. If you know what I mean, hiding my eyes glancing! Excuse me mam, but I don't mean to be rude or have you think my humor is too crude. But for a special lady, lady, lady, oh so cute I'll give it my my all, gotta take aim, then shoot. Gotta get, gotta gotta, give you my all, all my romancing. Boop boop be doop buh bahhh tra lalalahhh Baby, so I've got you now forever maybe. Squeeze you so freaking tight, 'till your soul leaves. Enters my body and we intertwine, as it mentors. Me and teaches how to be we. koo koo cuh cahhh shoop doop la lahhh Jump, Skip, Hop, then POP!
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Dec 24, 2013
Dec 24, 2013 at 7:27 PM UTC
MULTI PROLOGUE TO LOVE SERIES (4/9): ___________ jump, skip, hop, then POP!
Everyday As I am lifted from The depths of Bullet transportation Up And Out To the busy city street Leading me to where I'm supposed to go The word Conveyor Belt Comes to mind Every face The same As the day before Clouds white and stained Stupid, unworthy pillows That the angels won't even touch - They prefer that Tempurpedic stuff Expensive taste Those angel's have God must have Rubbed off on them The belt spins The bolts are stainless Shining naked like a New born baby in the Sacramento River sunlight The oil thicker Than the first mud of Earth Thicker than one-hundred faceless Soldier's blood Mixed to perfection With sympathy and Black newspaper ink Thick as the human heart In its final moments The last three beats Echoing loud like the screams Within the insane asylums and Delivery rooms: Buh-bump, Buh-bump, Buh-bump. Then, At long last, Silence
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Nov 12, 2012
Nov 12, 2012 at 5:56 PM UTC
Applause for The Crazies
You see me day by day at the corner Pockets in hand Shelves of rotting produce cardboard boxes 20 cent sweets that past their sell by date a year ago.. Diligently you see me, come rain or high waters I stand there pockets in hand From dusk till dawn Broken lips that whistle all day Zimba chips, Cool time, packet tamaties. A tune the little ones love to hear No choice I have, ends meat is all I crave But you brand me as a low class citizen. Education I have not The Class room smarts they say I can't construct a well thought out sentence With concords alliteration and all those linguistic devices. But I know how to communicate I can't solve Linear Equations or know who pythagoras is Buh I give you correct change to the last decimal. I give you tabs that your hyper markets and pick & pays stores will never allow. But you still brand me as a low class citizen Any mischievous activities occur I'm the first to wear the blame. And no apology is afforded to me The man at the corner The robs I wear are not to my liking but are a testament to my financial struggle. All you see is a **** Bo tsotsi. Does a mans status really revolve around money. How I wish my luck will change with those 7 miniature ***** But still you'll find me, the man at the corner. You pass me by in your luxury cars with your fancy titles. I have only known Bra Dross. Well that's sufficient for me Buh still with your discerning eyes feel like shackles to my navel constricting my ambition to pass on my name But still you find me, the man st the corner I excepted my fate buh still looking forward to my better day Next time you see the. Man at the corner Leave a greet for him, share a smile with him He is just a man A man at the corner who said no to un lawfulness
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Jul 10, 2014
Jul 10, 2014 at 8:16 AM UTC
The man at the corner
You see me day by day at the corner Pockets in hand Shelves of rotting produce cardboard boxes 20 cent sweets that past their sell by date a year ago.. Diligently you see me, come rain or high waters I stand there pockets in hand From dusk till dawn Broken lips that whistle all day Zimba chips, Cool time, packet tamaties. A tune the little ones love to hear No choice I have, ends meat is all I crave But you brand me as a low class citizen. Education I have not The Class room smarts they say I can't construct a well thought out sentence With concords alliteration and all those linguistic devices. But I know how to communicate I can't solve Linear Equations or know who pythagoras is Buh I give you correct change to the last decimal. I give you tabs that your hyper markets and pick & pays stores will never allow. But you still brand me as a low class citizen Any mischievous activities occur I'm the first to wear the blame. And no apology is afforded to me The man at the corner The robs I wear are not to my liking but are a testament to my financial struggle. All you see is a **** Bo tsotsi. Does a mans status really revolve around money. How I wish my luck will change with those 7 miniature ***** But still you'll find me, the man at the corner. You pass me by in your luxury cars with your fancy titles. I have only known Bra Dross. Well that's sufficient for me Buh still with your discerning eyes feel like shackles to my navel constricting my ambition to pass on my name But still you find me, the man st the corner I excepted my fate buh still looking forward to my better day Next time you see the. Man at the corner Leave a greet for him, share a smile with him He is just a man A man at the corner who said no to un lawfulness
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look a rain drop see falling from the sky it'll hit the ground wave your hand buh-bye up there in the sky right now it's high falling from above is it going to die? when angels cry sometimes in july like people in a way it's easy to see why i need more time today it rains again i have to say more its almost six a.m. soul mind and flow your heart will race while rain drops fall in a glorious dance so many of them we call it bad weather weak on their own a strong force together a waterfall of thoughts something to ponder back to the story bright light and thunder this drop is me that one is you came out from a cloud from an ocean of blue form an allegiance create a cirlce of life two drops of water we are falling in love ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ rain drops fall over and over come down go up no end to this story rain drops fall over and over phenomenon i call free falling
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Jun 4, 2016
Jun 4, 2016 at 11:26 AM UTC
Rain Dance (Free Falling)
One message reacived...... is it from my mum.. Is it from the landlord is it from my dad is it from my girlfriend.. After opening the text i could nt bealive my eyes....why cant she let me stay in peace why does she keep on bothering my marriage...her name is tracey a girl i had been dating buh just dumbed me because i was not rich.... And i left her even though i loved her with all my heart....i knew that the love i felt for her will never fade away....but soon enough i came to find my true love... tracey's love was first love...and first love never dies but true love comes and buries it alive.......i met my true love her name is melissa i love her but not the way i do for tracey but their is no turning back i am married...and thats why i cant reply traceys text even though i love her...
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Sep 20, 2015
Sep 20, 2015 at 7:42 AM UTC
***confused**
M done Wasting my life Wasting my time Wasting my prayers Wasting my hopes And my words On You Bye Mr.XXX
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Jun 17, 2014
Jun 17, 2014 at 7:48 AM UTC
Buh-Bye
(_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this virtual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from One… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_1st Verse_) I hate social media Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat And all that crap cause Hey? It’s misleading our ******* Generation Look at our youth today They can’t look up from their tabs cause they’re too much obsessed with what’s going on Gossips and all that stupidity Hey, I’ve got a new pair of shoe, I gotta post that And hey, look at That girl on beach Ain’t she cool? I gotta double tap that You see? Our youth are too much engrossed in ‘looking and acting cool’ than in being true To who they really are I mean they’re acting rich online buh those **** Kids are struggling offline And what’s this thing about having friends You’re never going to meet? Not now, not ever? (_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this vertual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from One… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_2nd Verse_) Friends who’ll never be there for you Physically or emotionally Friends who will never understand How you really feel Friends from the other side of your screen I mean, **** social media What’s the use of having Four-Thousand friends buh they will never be there for you? What’s the use of uploading Thousands of filtered photos just to look cool? ***** you should get out to the sun, life is perfect, it doesn’t need to be filtered And so, my dear sisters You don’t need that crop top to look beautiful You already are You don’t need that mini-skirt to look fabulous You already are Don’t let social media dictate to you What should be social Don’t feel left out if you can’t afford those heels you saw Natalie with last week Chances are, they were be borrowed Don’t feel left out if you can’t come up with a catchy on fleek nonsense Chances are, it was copy pasted And you know what? Part of the reason why I hate social media is because it has revolutionized our thinking abilities We’re now thinking in terms of likes comments and shares (_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this virtual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from one… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_3rd Verse_) **** Social Media It’s sad to realize that people’s worth is now measured in terms of likes It’s sad to realize that you can be a celeb online But a freaking ******* offline You can be a ******* player online But a freaking loser offline Social Media has become a platform of hiding who we really are We’re hiding our traits behind those screens **** Social Media You ain’t giving us a chance To be ourselves Fake accounts, fake profile pictures **** Social Media You’re only giving us a chance To manifest and present Our alter egos And you’re getting it all wrong We’re now more like, who we dream to be Than who we really are (_Post chorus_) I hate Social Media But when all is said and done I’m still gonna post this online Cause at the end of the day? I still want you to subscribe
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May 21, 2018
May 21, 2018 at 12:59 AM UTC
illusion
(_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this virtual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from One… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_1st Verse_) I hate social media Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat And all that crap cause Hey? It’s misleading our ******* Generation Look at our youth today They can’t look up from their tabs cause they’re too much obsessed with what’s going on Gossips and all that stupidity Hey, I’ve got a new pair of shoe, I gotta post that And hey, look at That girl on beach Ain’t she cool? I gotta double tap that You see? Our youth are too much engrossed in ‘looking and acting cool’ than in being true To who they really are I mean they’re acting rich online buh those **** Kids are struggling offline And what’s this thing about having friends You’re never going to meet? Not now, not ever? (_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this vertual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from One… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_2nd Verse_) Friends who’ll never be there for you Physically or emotionally Friends who will never understand How you really feel Friends from the other side of your screen I mean, **** social media What’s the use of having Four-Thousand friends buh they will never be there for you? What’s the use of uploading Thousands of filtered photos just to look cool? ***** you should get out to the sun, life is perfect, it doesn’t need to be filtered And so, my dear sisters You don’t need that crop top to look beautiful You already are You don’t need that mini-skirt to look fabulous You already are Don’t let social media dictate to you What should be social Don’t feel left out if you can’t afford those heels you saw Natalie with last week Chances are, they were be borrowed Don’t feel left out if you can’t come up with a catchy on fleek nonsense Chances are, it was copy pasted And you know what? Part of the reason why I hate social media is because it has revolutionized our thinking abilities We’re now thinking in terms of likes comments and shares (_Hook_) The way we be online, stocking, posting are our way to spend time… Be aware from this virtual world, Its nothing but the drag, To zero from one… There are some good to things do, But fake virtuality on your mind (_3rd Verse_) **** Social Media It’s sad to realize that people’s worth is now measured in terms of likes It’s sad to realize that you can be a celeb online But a freaking ******* offline You can be a ******* player online But a freaking loser offline Social Media has become a platform of hiding who we really are We’re hiding our traits behind those screens **** Social Media You ain’t giving us a chance To be ourselves Fake accounts, fake profile pictures **** Social Media You’re only giving us a chance To manifest and present Our alter egos And you’re getting it all wrong We’re now more like, who we dream to be Than who we really are (_Post chorus_) I hate Social Media But when all is said and done I’m still gonna post this online Cause at the end of the day? I still want you to subscribe
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but i didn't feel a buh-boom no profound i am just a pulsing you
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Jun 10, 2016
Jun 10, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC
i became keenly aware of my heartbeat
I enjoy words Little words that fit unto tiny cubbeyhole spaces, a word like Key, something you could fit into a pocket, makes other words rhyme and think about secrets and doors. A wooden frame, gateway to another room or someplace else, it opens and closes and clicks and turns and clinks and all from that tiny three letter word. Large words that stretch and yawn and roll around in your brain marble like trying to fathom and plumb their bottoms. A word like Miasma. Miasma Miasma. What does that make you think of. Like a big stinky cloud, it creeps along the ground because it's heavier than air, something soup like, but I've never heard that word used to describe a soup. Or really used for much of anything at all. It's not a word people say or write to each other. Miasma. That's sad. It's a beautiful word. An interesting word. "Normal" words, everyday words like buttons. Makes me think about a button on your coat. Maybe it's blue or one of its shades like cobalt navy or azure. And it's popped off and rolled away under a couch or in a crack somewhere. And we all agreed that that Buh sound was what those round objects made of all sorts of materials that hold your shirt closed, that sound is what that thing is going to start with... buh tuns... or **** tons... how strange. That we all agreed that.
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Aug 13, 2018
Aug 13, 2018 at 3:34 AM UTC
Miasma
Okay, I am sold all those pictures reveal exactly what I had to see. A picture may be worth one thousand words, but the only words I have for you: Buh-Bye
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Feb 1, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 at 1:02 PM UTC
Photographs
She warned me, of "is" becoming "was" I thought, just enjoy this "is" and let it slowly become "was" Now I'm lost, for the cause of "is" becoming "was" was to be for a better cause Or so I thought It happened, I knew it wasn't going to be the best experience Buh me and bro always said to ourselves, it will become a memory I tried as much as possible to be the ideal meaning of obedience Buh with them, you still have to act careful carefully And so we were told, I should be weary for I don't know what truth people will unfold Old, bewildered by the statement behold, were the people who were making my current "is" cold She oughta know, that her seedling isn't one to go with the flow And now, the bow, the phone, the words, the arrow With all I was told, I couldn't have been trusted enough that there's a reason I'm bold My bold, mistaken for disrespect to my older foes I wasn't expecting someone so close to misinterpret my bold Buh a little distance, messed us up way too low Sigh, what more could she have said Manipulative was all she said buh all the abusive words combined couldn't have meant what she meant They can't handle someone who wouldn't be submissively controlled because I'm a product of their rent I'm hurt, she's hurt, buh this time, I deserve some respect With all you told me, you really think I'll go out with just anyone From everyone to anyone, I made you understand this dude is still a number one It's fine if I'm to be sealed in like they wish, I just need one good reason why you and them do what you did Bet you didn't know this side of me still exists The one that takes up a pen and paper when he's truly sick of how different things persists I thought it died, cos we've never made it to this level I just realized the closest people are the ones that bring out my rhythmic rebel
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Oct 17, 2024
Oct 17, 2024 at 2:25 PM UTC
Am I *******
She warned me, of "is" becoming "was" I thought, just enjoy this "is" and let it slowly become "was" Now I'm lost, for the cause of "is" becoming "was" was to be for a better cause Or so I thought It happened, I knew it wasn't going to be the best experience Buh me and bro always said to ourselves, it will become a memory I tried as much as possible to be the ideal meaning of obedience Buh with them, you still have to act careful carefully And so we were told, I should be weary for I don't know what truth people will unfold Old, bewildered by the statement behold, were the people who were making my current "is" cold She oughta know, that her seedling isn't one to go with the flow And now, the bow, the phone, the words, the arrow With all I was told, I couldn't have been trusted enough that there's a reason I'm bold My bold, mistaken for disrespect to my older foes I wasn't expecting someone so close to misinterpret my bold Buh a little distance, messed us up way too low Sigh, what more could she have said Manipulative was all she said buh all the abusive words combined couldn't have meant what she meant They can't handle someone who wouldn't be submissively controlled because I'm a product of their rent I'm hurt, she's hurt, buh this time, I deserve some respect With all you told me, you really think I'll go out with just anyone From everyone to anyone, I made you understand this dude is still a number one It's fine if I'm to be sealed in like they wish, I just need one good reason why you and them do what you did Bet you didn't know this side of me still exists The one that takes up a pen and paper when he's truly sick of how different things persists I thought it died, cos we've never made it to this level I just realized the closest people are the ones that bring out my rhythmic rebel
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You ride like normal Buh inside is a soul so lost. All the guys u met Had a peep in your dros. Don't take the blame It's not your fault. It's hard to find a knight In a shinny armour. Buh Was it hard to say no? To the whole show? U let them have thier way. In the end Non ever stayed. Cool girl..... Ah feel for u. Am not here to Highlight ur imperfection Buh young gal Y don't u leave this death section Lemi Introduce u to a new section To a man hu carried all Your life burdens.. JESUS CHRIST
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Jun 24, 2015
Jun 24, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC
Goodman
The world is funny. And the joke is on mankind. Haha. Buh dum tsss!
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Dec 8, 2013
Dec 8, 2013 at 8:21 AM UTC
I'll be here all week.
Oh self, gardener of mistakes. The trees I planted grew sideways, giving shade only when I need it, never when I want. Oh her, gardener of nervous hearts. The tiny little buh-bump, buh-bumps of the night haunt my mind. But they leave me thinking she's got countless petals and seeds trespassing in me. And I am still learning if I should embrace them in the soil, Or if I should dig them up before I get too attached.
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Dec 7, 2017
Dec 7, 2017 at 4:33 PM UTC
Foreigner in my Gardens
**POETRY IS DEAD ONLY HOUSE MUSIC NOW BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH FOLLOW MY BLOG TO UNLOCK THE LOVE POEM SECRET JUIC OF OUR TIME: https://medium.com/@asshole_iguana_man
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Oct 31, 2021
Oct 31, 2021 at 10:36 PM UTC
ALL POETRY IS DEAD
I CAN'T FAIL!!! ... ... ... Jump in, Failure is high, the way that it holds, it's grasps to the souls, feels like a real ongoing demise It puts you on low, it throws you to grow, buh ***** it I know, I have to decide Which way that I go, which feeling to show, when all of the "No's" are filling inside I'm not my own foe, but inside the dough, of being above is a big compromise My peak on the rise, look in my eyes, you will see this time, I've come to realize It wasn't a plan, I wrote this just now, The grim on my face, says I've got to be wise Needless to write, I gotta sit down, move at the world's pace and move to the side The failure that's flirting, distractions that are lurking, I gotta keep burning, the zeal inside I ain't recording, but it feels like there's nothing that's gonna stop me from reaching my prime Maybe that's why, all of a sudden, I feel it urging to put words that rhyme When I enter this time, I'm cooking so hard, that I don't look picture perfect but rather look fried Cos since I'm alive, I just don't see why, I should be behind, when I need to arrive
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Oct 17, 2024
Oct 17, 2024 at 2:16 PM UTC
I CAN'T FAIL
Is it possible to procrastinate sleep or is it just cause I want someone to talk to me so much that I don't sleep? Literally, I'm just laying around here Doing everything but sleeping At such a late hour And trying not to think of you. Gosh... Is it so hard not to reply to what you have clearly read? I just want a conversation with you But that's clearly not happening anytime soon so Buh-bye.
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Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 10:16 PM UTC
Thoughts (idk what number)
A feeling Stirring Beating Buh-boom buh-boom A dance Partners Warming One two one two
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Apr 10, 2019
Apr 10, 2019 at 10:28 AM UTC
Love dance
*(Try to imagine Donald Trump on a stage in a tuxedo with a top hat and a cane.)* (1) "I've spent many years On a stage of sorts. Including all the times I've spent in the courts. But now I'm on the biggest And grandest stage of all And on a constant high, Though not from alcohol. Since being president Is not an easy task, To help me run this country, There's ONE thing that I ask: "Please… Can… You… Give me a break? Come on and Give me a break. They say to take it on the chin, But hey! I never thought I'd win. So give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For Pete's sake Give me a break! (2) "People say they want To see my tax returns. Every time I hear that, Oh, my stomach churns. Buh-lieve me: no one's being Taken for a ride. But my financial matters Are…um…classified. There was no collusion With Putin. Can't you see? We JUST exploited his Dislike for Hillary. "So… Come… On… Give me a break-- A beautiful break! I will fix this world. And how! You know I'm the cat's meow. Just give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For goodness' sake Give me a break! (3) "If Congress pats my back, I'll give theirs a pat. If Dems did, too, then I Would hug a Democrat. Loyalty’s important, So if I get the urge, I might just have to give The FBI a purge. I wish the prying media Would try to be my friend And write what pleases me. Of course that would depend. "If… They… Would… Give me a break-- A big giant break! I've the right to ridicule Anyone I think a fool. So give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For God's sake Give me a break! (4) "So what if Flynn's a liar And Spicer is a **** And Bannon is a racist And Sessions is a rube? Ivanka and Trump Junior Will pick up any slack. I've got Kelly whipped, And Sarah has my back. I even have the white Supremacists at my feet. To stir up all my base, All I do is tweet. "ONE… MORE… TIME… Give me a break-- A fabulous break. Kim Jong Un has got to go. Call me Mr. Dynamo! Just give me a break-- A HUGE, gorgeous break. Come on! Just Give me a break!" -by Bob B (1-2-18)
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Jan 2, 2018
Jan 2, 2018 at 9:36 AM UTC
"Give Me a Break!"
*(Try to imagine Donald Trump on a stage in a tuxedo with a top hat and a cane.)* (1) "I've spent many years On a stage of sorts. Including all the times I've spent in the courts. But now I'm on the biggest And grandest stage of all And on a constant high, Though not from alcohol. Since being president Is not an easy task, To help me run this country, There's ONE thing that I ask: "Please… Can… You… Give me a break? Come on and Give me a break. They say to take it on the chin, But hey! I never thought I'd win. So give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For Pete's sake Give me a break! (2) "People say they want To see my tax returns. Every time I hear that, Oh, my stomach churns. Buh-lieve me: no one's being Taken for a ride. But my financial matters Are…um…classified. There was no collusion With Putin. Can't you see? We JUST exploited his Dislike for Hillary. "So… Come… On… Give me a break-- A beautiful break! I will fix this world. And how! You know I'm the cat's meow. Just give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For goodness' sake Give me a break! (3) "If Congress pats my back, I'll give theirs a pat. If Dems did, too, then I Would hug a Democrat. Loyalty’s important, So if I get the urge, I might just have to give The FBI a purge. I wish the prying media Would try to be my friend And write what pleases me. Of course that would depend. "If… They… Would… Give me a break-- A big giant break! I've the right to ridicule Anyone I think a fool. So give me a break. Yes, give me a break. For God's sake Give me a break! (4) "So what if Flynn's a liar And Spicer is a **** And Bannon is a racist And Sessions is a rube? Ivanka and Trump Junior Will pick up any slack. I've got Kelly whipped, And Sarah has my back. I even have the white Supremacists at my feet. To stir up all my base, All I do is tweet. "ONE… MORE… TIME… Give me a break-- A fabulous break. Kim Jong Un has got to go. Call me Mr. Dynamo! Just give me a break-- A HUGE, gorgeous break. Come on! Just Give me a break!" -by Bob B (1-2-18)
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