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"bucks" poems
The difference between actions and habits,      is often measured by the person you're asking.   One bump, one line, one half ounce . . . All shared by people you don't even give a **** about. These chemicals make me sick --               Limitless . . . Why quit?               When it's only ten bucks for a hit like this? Even Jesus Christ would have gotten addicted,               if drugs in his day were half this good. "Yeah, I'm smashed -- but I promise I can drive fine."       Walk and push the limits of a real fine line... If I don't **** myself, or someone else . . . I'm happy.        Stare death in his eyes, wink, and start laughing. Gasping as I swerve lanes -- Stay safe, get paid. Mundane daily. Living a-live . . . Eat. Sleep. Dream. Get laid.   Chase feelings.            *Please, just feel me now.                                     You know me, right?            Please, just feel me now.                                     You love me, right?* I want to melt with you -- let our souls collide . . . Dissolve the boundaries between students and teachers.         To bridge the gap in the great divide         No secrets between us -- bleed into the speakers. Feel the air in your chest, and ask God for a reason To stay or leave Him. He makes excuses . . .                                                     . . . Believe Him.
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Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 10:07 AM UTC
Limits of A Real Fine Line
The difference between actions and habits,      is often measured by the person you're asking.   One bump, one line, one half ounce . . . All shared by people you don't even give a **** about. These chemicals make me sick --               Limitless . . . Why quit?               When it's only ten bucks for a hit like this? Even Jesus Christ would have gotten addicted,               if drugs in his day were half this good. "Yeah, I'm smashed -- but I promise I can drive fine."       Walk and push the limits of a real fine line... If I don't **** myself, or someone else . . . I'm happy.        Stare death in his eyes, wink, and start laughing. Gasping as I swerve lanes -- Stay safe, get paid. Mundane daily. Living a-live . . . Eat. Sleep. Dream. Get laid.   Chase feelings.            *Please, just feel me now.                                     You know me, right?            Please, just feel me now.                                     You love me, right?* I want to melt with you -- let our souls collide . . . Dissolve the boundaries between students and teachers.         To bridge the gap in the great divide         No secrets between us -- bleed into the speakers. Feel the air in your chest, and ask God for a reason To stay or leave Him. He makes excuses . . .                                                     . . . Believe Him.
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(Part 1: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/738250/almond-eyes/) Come spring, she leaped across the grassy dune. In her ageing almond eyes, fresh wisdom strewn. Unthought of now- he who had once been her all. In a forbidden forest, a smiling lean buck stood tall. Come summer, standing afar she did quietly spy; Studying his ways from the curious corner of her eye- How chilled he liked his water, how green his grass… A polite little nod if ever he happened to pass. Come monsoon, away she cast the lessons of the past. Throughout their graze, on him her gaze. Playful fights they feign; adorable moments in the rain. She’d fallen tame; her clumsy hooves not to blame. Come winter, cold truths in the icy winds blew her way. Her lean, smiling buck wasn’t really hers per se. He smiled much the same at myriad doe and antelope, Yet, in her shivering heart flickered the scantiest of hope. Come fall, she finally forsake her futile trail. Turned her back with a swish of her bushy tail. Beaming with sheer joy, she hummed a halcyon tune twice over. For bucks would come and bucks would go, but the river’d go on forever.
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Sep 5, 2016
Sep 5, 2016 at 3:41 PM UTC
Almond Eyes. (Part 2)
( i ) I lucked out on table 4 last night window seat baseboard heat with intimate passages from Ginsberg in his purest and most evident form Cover-all Carl was draped in his usual garb (turning pages of yesterday's news) animating, culturing, bantering on the fate of the Greek barber (in an accent of which I'm not so sure) His cronies looked on (with a twisted conviction) countering with their own tales of ingovernance and woe *did you know that Panasonic lost 5 billion last quarter?* The evening moved in time lapse... with painted winds, streaming lights and a host of high school girls running cold Maleah passed on her late shift (checking the pile and trough), patronized the boys and called it a night ( ii ) The bald man is back at it again bickering at the till (something about a cold free coffee or 99 cents or the coloured guy behind him who got it hot) a kind Filipino is trying to get it done (at 8 bucks per) losing her cool and shedding a quiet tear Wonder what the Purewals or Haitians or Cossacks would have to say about this grim public reminder, wonder what this sad f*ck will do tonight... without his bus pass or sling sack or broken Turkish stems
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Jan 7, 2017
Jan 7, 2017 at 2:37 PM UTC
Fate of the Greek Barber
Dope, money, and hoes [x9] [Verse 1: Da$h] Ain't write it, thought of this when I was drunk driving Like I had a license, been swerving through the intersect Just to make the ******* wet, breakfast: yac and cigarettes Feds about the only threat, spit nasty like my throat is strep She working at the pyramid, shake her **** for some bucks from Tut Pharaoh to the marrow, Cleopatra roll my dutch Dour blunts they double stuffed, got a ***** stupid chopped Used to squad these faggots' wives, the ******* that I used to pop Wear the **** I used to cop, respect your elders lil ***** Ain't even of age to drink, I get your ** to buy me liquor 'Linquent **** I live for it, they tryin but might die for it These drugs got my brain, money got my mind finding fun in crime ******* love my rhymes, to be honest I love their mouth at campuses Looking for talents just like I'm a college scout Ask her what she shout, I’m ashin' her on the ******* couch [Verse 2: Da$h] Dope, money, and hoes, getting dope money from shows She sniff her coke then she blow, **** it, I don’t judge it though Sugar free, no love for sure, just put 'em on Sepulveda Benefits and bank rolls, all a ***** really want from her And when she bring it back, call my brother hit the trap Invested in a couple packs, will probably see a couple stacks from what he talkin Money hulking like Bruce Banner Panarama day dreaming, While she downin' my ***** on camera Life's in action, piping, smashing whatever you call it Smoke a 'Port and I'm off but they ******* think I lost it And my dog facing blunts while I feed my pups bath salts Infiltrate my castle, take your face like it's a mask boss Pass raw flesh and bone, money long like small intestines Homes I'm taking breakfast, long as getting checks involved H´z ***** Cause if you ain't know, AraabMuzik
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Nov 19, 2013
Nov 19, 2013 at 12:16 PM UTC
Dope, Money, and Hoes
Dope, money, and hoes [x9] [Verse 1: Da$h] Ain't write it, thought of this when I was drunk driving Like I had a license, been swerving through the intersect Just to make the ******* wet, breakfast: yac and cigarettes Feds about the only threat, spit nasty like my throat is strep She working at the pyramid, shake her **** for some bucks from Tut Pharaoh to the marrow, Cleopatra roll my dutch Dour blunts they double stuffed, got a ***** stupid chopped Used to squad these faggots' wives, the ******* that I used to pop Wear the **** I used to cop, respect your elders lil ***** Ain't even of age to drink, I get your ** to buy me liquor 'Linquent **** I live for it, they tryin but might die for it These drugs got my brain, money got my mind finding fun in crime ******* love my rhymes, to be honest I love their mouth at campuses Looking for talents just like I'm a college scout Ask her what she shout, I’m ashin' her on the ******* couch [Verse 2: Da$h] Dope, money, and hoes, getting dope money from shows She sniff her coke then she blow, **** it, I don’t judge it though Sugar free, no love for sure, just put 'em on Sepulveda Benefits and bank rolls, all a ***** really want from her And when she bring it back, call my brother hit the trap Invested in a couple packs, will probably see a couple stacks from what he talkin Money hulking like Bruce Banner Panarama day dreaming, While she downin' my ***** on camera Life's in action, piping, smashing whatever you call it Smoke a 'Port and I'm off but they ******* think I lost it And my dog facing blunts while I feed my pups bath salts Infiltrate my castle, take your face like it's a mask boss Pass raw flesh and bone, money long like small intestines Homes I'm taking breakfast, long as getting checks involved H´z ***** Cause if you ain't know, AraabMuzik
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Three hundred bucks, is her asking price, Knowing myself, I never think twice. She's to me, worth every single dime, Though technically a severe crime. Im not an awful fella alright, Only hooked on women of the night.
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Dec 4, 2021
Dec 4, 2021 at 7:43 PM UTC
Recovered Fragments: Tampered Papyrus 78
I have a boyfriend I shout to myself, Pinching my upper thigh And blinking away from The sight of them. She giggles and I notice Her laugh is lopsided And she's too short To be that loud. Her shoulders are too far forward And even I notice the Gross stain on her Upper left canine Between her braces That are bright, neon green. She's my best friend. I don't mean to think of her in that way, I love her like a sister. But it pops into the front of my brain When I see them together. I don't even like him In that way Anymore. I have a boyfriend, And all he was Was a whispered fifth grade crush. That's what I tell myself. He looks at her like She's a million bucks. Her crooked teeth Earn her six cents, In my opinion. I take it back within a second, But the thought was still there. Jealousy makes me into a monster.
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 10:18 PM UTC
Jealous
If you're ever on the riverside where the sun beats your head you would see the old man selling hats of palm leaf but you care not to notice him having already smelled the sea and too keen to cross the river travel southward on the island till the saline wind scalds your eyes your skins itch to jump into the waves yet the man with the palm leaf hats would not cease to tell you how burning would be the sun on the sands and so badly you need to protect the head by parting bucks that mean nothing to you but a world to the mouths he feeds and before you stamp on him a final no she has one atop her hair beneath which her eyes flutter like butterflies her sun rouged cheeks untimely blush and two born anew lovers merrily head for the sea having bought romance for forty bucks.
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Apr 29, 2016
Apr 29, 2016 at 4:56 AM UTC
Palm Leaf Hat
freshman year Happy, scared, young, full, and ready for whatever it is thats about to hit you. You loose your bestfriend, and your virginity. You gain a new clique, and a body count. sophomore year your freshman expertise kick in and you think youve got the feel for the highschool life. You fail chemistry, and go to your first party. *you are now a **** You think youre cooler than your ex bestfriend because you have ten bucks saying that shes never had a boy see her underwear or that shes never been as drunk at you. junior year You spent your summer in therapy, in and out of mental hospitals because your eating disorder became deadly, and all of the friends you partied with cut you off because your newest bestfriend convinced you to sleep with one of their exs. You come back to school as dead as you have ever been and you spend every lunch period in the art room painting your sorrows away and you spend every night at home doing the same only this time your wrist becomes the canvas. seinor year Your down to one medication a day now and you have commited social suicide all summer by staying in to gaurd yourself from turning to drugs and alcohol again to hide the pain. Graduation is arround the corner and you realize you could finally be happy once this is all over.
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Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 12:02 AM UTC
Highschool
I'm a simple man A country boy north of the Mason Dixon I don't look for much There's only the little things I that I yearn Like the love of a good woman and a smooth whiskey Maybe a reliable old truck and some folks that would miss me I'm comfortable anywhere I go From the corn fields of Illinois, to the mountains of Tennessee I travel light, some blue jeans and some shirts Perhaps with a few bucks for a little fun I listen to some old country every day Like No Show, Hank and Mr. Conway I'm cut from old school cloth Just like my folks before me Yeah, I'm not fancy I just am who I am A lover and a fighter A son, brother, uncle, and lover
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Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 8:43 PM UTC
Country
Trump's next speech - - **We the people, aside of me believe in order to convince a perfect union only the rich deserve to survive, will give each and every citizen fifty bucks if they don't let Latinos in**
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Jun 30, 2015
Jun 30, 2015 at 8:13 AM UTC
Preposterous Politics
Julie had never been one to partake in Girly things, dollies and frills Julie was one of those tomboy like girls Who looked out for adventurous thrills She loved riding bikes, down the hill at high speed Screaming loud with her hands in the air But Julie could not play in organized sports Her mum said the cash wasn't there She sat on the  sidelines and watched all the games To not play the game was a sin But Julie Macado would spend her whole life On the outside of things looking in. She knew all the players on all of the teams She wanted so badly to play But Julie Macado would learn pretty fast She was one of the have-nots that day In gym she was better than all of the guys She sank every shot that she tried But organized sports was just out of her league She was still sitting on the outside Her friends that she played with said "Go see the coach", maybe he'll let you join up When she told her poor mother that that's what's she'd do Her mother told her to shut up "I've done my best girl, to give you a life" "And charity...I'll never take" "If you're gonna play then you'll pay your own way "For you learn more when somethings at stake" So Julie went out, hustled, working part time Doing all that she could to make bucks But, when she had enough money to finally join in The season was done...and that ***** Even though she had shown she could be on the team She was finished and did not begin Poor Julie Macodo was still not on the team She was still outside looking in She worked all that summer making money galore She'd be ready to sign up that fall She had enough money to pay for herself She was going to play basketball Her mum lost her job in early July The plant that she worked at had closed Now she too was outside looking in at the others They would move...that was what she supposed Again Julie Macado would miss out again All of her money she gave to her mom She would be an outsider for all of her life Never playing a game...'cept for fun Even though she was better than all in her school She would never be in looking out Until that one day, when a man from Kentucky Had come up to Freeling to scout He'd heard of this girl, who could shoot from the floor She had skills that he had seldom seen He signed her on up to a four year free ride It was all like a really good dream He told her of how, he had gotten a letter About a young girl ..that was her It was written in crayon and a little bid blurry And it stated out with a Dear Ser, the spelling was bad, but he read it completely It told of how Julie could play But she had not school record, no history so He set out to see the girl play He contacted the school and he asked them for game films They said she played only in gym So he set out directly to see for himself The decision would be up to him Now, Julie Macado has realized her dream Her life is all set to begin She did it herself, with a note from her Mother She was no longer out looking in.
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May 5, 2012
May 5, 2012 at 6:20 PM UTC
Outside Looking In
Julie had never been one to partake in Girly things, dollies and frills Julie was one of those tomboy like girls Who looked out for adventurous thrills She loved riding bikes, down the hill at high speed Screaming loud with her hands in the air But Julie could not play in organized sports Her mum said the cash wasn't there She sat on the  sidelines and watched all the games To not play the game was a sin But Julie Macado would spend her whole life On the outside of things looking in. She knew all the players on all of the teams She wanted so badly to play But Julie Macado would learn pretty fast She was one of the have-nots that day In gym she was better than all of the guys She sank every shot that she tried But organized sports was just out of her league She was still sitting on the outside Her friends that she played with said "Go see the coach", maybe he'll let you join up When she told her poor mother that that's what's she'd do Her mother told her to shut up "I've done my best girl, to give you a life" "And charity...I'll never take" "If you're gonna play then you'll pay your own way "For you learn more when somethings at stake" So Julie went out, hustled, working part time Doing all that she could to make bucks But, when she had enough money to finally join in The season was done...and that ***** Even though she had shown she could be on the team She was finished and did not begin Poor Julie Macodo was still not on the team She was still outside looking in She worked all that summer making money galore She'd be ready to sign up that fall She had enough money to pay for herself She was going to play basketball Her mum lost her job in early July The plant that she worked at had closed Now she too was outside looking in at the others They would move...that was what she supposed Again Julie Macado would miss out again All of her money she gave to her mom She would be an outsider for all of her life Never playing a game...'cept for fun Even though she was better than all in her school She would never be in looking out Until that one day, when a man from Kentucky Had come up to Freeling to scout He'd heard of this girl, who could shoot from the floor She had skills that he had seldom seen He signed her on up to a four year free ride It was all like a really good dream He told her of how, he had gotten a letter About a young girl ..that was her It was written in crayon and a little bid blurry And it stated out with a Dear Ser, the spelling was bad, but he read it completely It told of how Julie could play But she had not school record, no history so He set out to see the girl play He contacted the school and he asked them for game films They said she played only in gym So he set out directly to see for himself The decision would be up to him Now, Julie Macado has realized her dream Her life is all set to begin She did it herself, with a note from her Mother She was no longer out looking in.
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I watch her climb of top As she mounts me I slowly fill her up she rides me I love the way she bucks My explosion starts to erupt Her body quakin An eruption exploding my hot lava seeping in as it over runneth her cup
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Apr 14, 2022
Apr 14, 2022 at 2:59 PM UTC
Lava
Wrenches clanging, knuckles banging A drop of blood A  new part here, and old part… there A hotrod had been built! A patchwork, mechanical, quilt I drove past the banner that said “Welcome Race Fans” Took a new route, behind the grandstands And through my chipped window, I thought I could see Some of the racers were laughing at me I guess chalky grey primer is not to their taste But I put my bucks mister in the right place I chugged-popped past cars that dealers had sold Swung into a spot, next to something old Emerging with interest from under his hood My neighbor said two words, he said “sounds good” The voice on the loudspeaker tells us we’re up Pre-staged, staged, then given the green The line becomes blurred between man and machine Bones become linkage Muscle, spring Fear, excitement Time distorts …. Color disappears … Vision narrows… Noise ---  becomes music Speed --- satisfaction
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May 1, 2017
May 1, 2017 at 11:36 AM UTC
Race Day
Drivin’ with the kids in tow Windows down, nowhere to go Hands outside, feel wind blow On country roads, fields passin’ slow. Saw a hayrack sittin’ by a fence “Rocks for Sale – Fifty Cents” Thought I, it makes no earthly sense To demand for rocks some recompense. But the sign - unique enough to hail (I protested - but to no avail) The missus and the kids prevailed A sale you see, is still a sale! Before day and feelings I did mar Realizing for the course it’s par I turned around and stopped the car It’s what I’ve become, and whom we are . To the rack and rocks the kids did sprint I got closer, had to squint So I could read the finer print Kids might have seen, but care they din’t. Said the bigger rocks did cost a buck I knew then that I was out of luck Between a hard place and a rock I’m stuck ‘Twas bait and switch, and smelled like muck. But the kids had picked from rocks galore Put them in the trunk to store The rack was less some rocks times four And the coffee can had four bucks more! PwL 5/16/15
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May 16, 2015
May 16, 2015 at 11:43 PM UTC
Rocks
I'm taking it kinda hard-- Not having you around any more. Sometimes my heart stops And I have to remind myself That living isn't just a thing I have to do But something I want Even more than getting you back. So to that end, I gave all your favorite records To the local vinyl shop And donated your sweaters To the thrift store down the street And sold your bike for twenty bucks To the neighborhood paper boy And finally bought myself A new set of dishes (after breaking All of yours). I think I'm finally ready to say Regardless of what you think of me, My life is my choice. Like the poetry I write just for me, I'll live each day in just the same way: For me.
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Jul 1, 2014
Jul 1, 2014 at 5:32 PM UTC
Choices
JEWELS IN THE DEEP GROUND MAKING US DIG ALL NIGHT GOLD MAKING US RICH DIMONDS MAKING US BLING AS JEWELRY MAKING US FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS
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Mar 5, 2014
Mar 5, 2014 at 1:48 PM UTC
JEWELRY
Giannis Antetokounmpo Drinks Ouzo In his Greek Freak Pumpkin Spiced Latte The grande size is $5.25 USD Salary of Giannis Antetokounmpo $24.16 million USD Per year One USD per meal (Meal Math) $24.16 million USD feeds 1,655 families of four per year GO BUCKS GO!
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Sep 14, 2018
Sep 14, 2018 at 3:48 PM UTC
Bucks Starbucks
Every time the bucks went clattering Over Oklahoma A firecat bristled in the way. Wherever they went, They went clattering, Until they swerved In a swift, circular line To the right, Because of the firecat. Or until they swerved In a swift, circular line To the left, Because of the firecat. The bucks clattered. The firecat went leaping, To the right, to the left, And Bristled in the way. Later, the firecat closed his bright eyes And slept.
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Earthy Anecdote
I'm a poet, beatboxer, Gamer, Expert procrastinator Hated Loved But not loved by you apparently. You Who sits behind the screen like a little ***** Makes your profile private So I can't respond to things like "Exactly what I'd expect a 16 year old little ***** to say" You only make me mad by your nature Probably a 50 year-old ********* and troll Who gets off by taunting younger ones Because he's too much of a **** to pick on someone His own size and age, Having no friends or relatives that love him Nobody that respects the ******* he is Probably does drugs Dropped out of school the year he learnt the word **** Didn't follow much of a lifestyle Blew kids off for twenty bucks I mean, money is money Shares his mothers basement with twelve cousins, Male and female, That he ***** on the daily The only action he really gets And when they aren't there Climbs out of his trollhole To **** with the wrong people They call me Phoenix Because I roast beats And pedophiles Like yourselves You got a reaction Question is, Was it what you expected?
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Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016 at 4:01 AM UTC
Callout Woody and R
(you do you, baby boo, i know moms who rather write poetry and spend five bucks on their kids’ mouths lolol) always the act of forgetting the people behind the screen, when you blame me like mingling with lanceheaded dreams delivering pointless blows spelling it like im incomplete unless i bring all of myself to the table alone & the room’s clean, and the kitchen’s clean the birds sing and the sunlight’s cold and bright seems like everything’s where it’s supposed to be when you’re not around now what a paradox that is
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Mar 20, 2018
Mar 20, 2018 at 12:23 PM UTC
paradoxical lee
Smokey the bear had fought lots of fires, he was a good guy, didn't have any priors. But after so many years committed to the job, Smokey started to feel as if he would sob every time he got a message calling him back to work, to put out a fire started by some drunken **** No matter how many fires Smokey put out, it never seemed to gain him any social clout. His so called “friends” never invited him to hang though all Smokey wanted was to be one of the gang. They would hold fancy dances and dress in their best, but poor lonely Smokey was never a guest. He rented a tux and showed it to one guy, who immediately retorted with quite the rude reply! “Are you kidding,” he said, “Smokey tuxes aren’t for bears, besides, you’d have to return it all covered in hair!” “No,” the guy said, “It’s best you stay home,” “Besides, I know you don’t mind hanging out alone!” But Smokey did mind, he minded a lot, and later that night, he had a brilliant thought. “I’ll go to that party and show them, they’ll see, you can’t just leave out a fun bear like me.” However, Smokey's idea did not go as planned, his first mistake being that he arrived in a van. A van that looked like something a molester would use while trolling the streets for a child to choose. Smokey’s second mistake was his puke yellow tux, the one he had bought for only two bucks. When he finally entered people gasped in surprise, unable to believe the strange thing before their eyes. There Smokey stood, all covered in yellow, holding a cane and top hat he thought made him quite the “fancy fellow.” After a moment of silence there was a loud roar, as laughing people asked, “What look were you going for?” Embarrassed, Smokey tried to claim the whole thing was a joke, Stuttering, “C’mon you guys know I’m quite the funny bloke!” Eyes brimming with tears Smokey decided to leave, but this embarrassed bear had something up his sleeve. “I hate them,” he thought, standing outside, and decided to make sure none of them would have a ride. So he slashed all their tires while giggling with glee, Thinking, "Now they’ll feel bad for laughing at me!” But this was not enough, Smokey wanted to do more, so he grabbed a gas can and started to pour. He saturated the grass, the trees and the flowers, and then sparked a fire that would burn on for hours. This was one fire Smokey would not put out, he simply stood, and then laughed as he heard the first shout.
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Nov 4, 2012
Nov 4, 2012 at 10:31 PM UTC
fatal fires
Smokey the bear had fought lots of fires, he was a good guy, didn't have any priors. But after so many years committed to the job, Smokey started to feel as if he would sob every time he got a message calling him back to work, to put out a fire started by some drunken **** No matter how many fires Smokey put out, it never seemed to gain him any social clout. His so called “friends” never invited him to hang though all Smokey wanted was to be one of the gang. They would hold fancy dances and dress in their best, but poor lonely Smokey was never a guest. He rented a tux and showed it to one guy, who immediately retorted with quite the rude reply! “Are you kidding,” he said, “Smokey tuxes aren’t for bears, besides, you’d have to return it all covered in hair!” “No,” the guy said, “It’s best you stay home,” “Besides, I know you don’t mind hanging out alone!” But Smokey did mind, he minded a lot, and later that night, he had a brilliant thought. “I’ll go to that party and show them, they’ll see, you can’t just leave out a fun bear like me.” However, Smokey's idea did not go as planned, his first mistake being that he arrived in a van. A van that looked like something a molester would use while trolling the streets for a child to choose. Smokey’s second mistake was his puke yellow tux, the one he had bought for only two bucks. When he finally entered people gasped in surprise, unable to believe the strange thing before their eyes. There Smokey stood, all covered in yellow, holding a cane and top hat he thought made him quite the “fancy fellow.” After a moment of silence there was a loud roar, as laughing people asked, “What look were you going for?” Embarrassed, Smokey tried to claim the whole thing was a joke, Stuttering, “C’mon you guys know I’m quite the funny bloke!” Eyes brimming with tears Smokey decided to leave, but this embarrassed bear had something up his sleeve. “I hate them,” he thought, standing outside, and decided to make sure none of them would have a ride. So he slashed all their tires while giggling with glee, Thinking, "Now they’ll feel bad for laughing at me!” But this was not enough, Smokey wanted to do more, so he grabbed a gas can and started to pour. He saturated the grass, the trees and the flowers, and then sparked a fire that would burn on for hours. This was one fire Smokey would not put out, he simply stood, and then laughed as he heard the first shout.
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Someone said my monkey's dead, But confusion hit their head, Made them think that this is true, I'm in a funk, what can I do? Then they soon told my neighbors, yes, Put my monkey to the test, Called the papers just long enough to say, Yes, my monkey ran away. I searched high, and I searched low, Dropped a rock upon my toe, Hit my head on a doorway hard, Couldn't find my monkey in the yard. Traveled to the mountains nearby, Looking for monkey made me cry, Saw the clouds come floating by, A speck of dirt flew in my eye. Checked the traveling circus troup, For details on missing monkey scoup, Learned that he had traveled through, What am I supposed to do? Boarded a boat set for the Indian Ocean, Got sea sick from the crazy motion, Tried to eat, but it all came up, Couldn't drink the swirl in my cup. Once in Africa, deep in the jungle, Searched for monkey and took a tumble, Found a panther hiding in the bush, Felt flat hard upon my **** So, no monkey, not anywhere, Does the world so truly care? Waited patiently in a Star Bucks shop, In came monkey and my coffee I dropped. Called him by his first name, Charles, Saw him stare and then he snarled, Ran so fast for the door, he did, What a silly and audacious kid. Ran pursuit down a cobbled stone road, Saw my monkey drop his precious load, Screamed at him to stop and say, Where he goes on this very day. When my breath was heavily panting, Stopped my call and my ranting, Figured if he so desperately was going, No more to care and no more knowing. Monkey, monkey where are you? Are you hiding in the zoo? Will you ever be around? You're a silly, slippery clown.
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Feb 19, 2011
Feb 19, 2011 at 5:33 AM UTC
Monkey, Monkey Where Are You?
Someone said my monkey's dead, But confusion hit their head, Made them think that this is true, I'm in a funk, what can I do? Then they soon told my neighbors, yes, Put my monkey to the test, Called the papers just long enough to say, Yes, my monkey ran away. I searched high, and I searched low, Dropped a rock upon my toe, Hit my head on a doorway hard, Couldn't find my monkey in the yard. Traveled to the mountains nearby, Looking for monkey made me cry, Saw the clouds come floating by, A speck of dirt flew in my eye. Checked the traveling circus troup, For details on missing monkey scoup, Learned that he had traveled through, What am I supposed to do? Boarded a boat set for the Indian Ocean, Got sea sick from the crazy motion, Tried to eat, but it all came up, Couldn't drink the swirl in my cup. Once in Africa, deep in the jungle, Searched for monkey and took a tumble, Found a panther hiding in the bush, Felt flat hard upon my **** So, no monkey, not anywhere, Does the world so truly care? Waited patiently in a Star Bucks shop, In came monkey and my coffee I dropped. Called him by his first name, Charles, Saw him stare and then he snarled, Ran so fast for the door, he did, What a silly and audacious kid. Ran pursuit down a cobbled stone road, Saw my monkey drop his precious load, Screamed at him to stop and say, Where he goes on this very day. When my breath was heavily panting, Stopped my call and my ranting, Figured if he so desperately was going, No more to care and no more knowing. Monkey, monkey where are you? Are you hiding in the zoo? Will you ever be around? You're a silly, slippery clown.
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Wanna know what ***** **** paying for fifty Buck's in gas And only getting twenty five bucks worth, gas station scammers
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Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 9:40 PM UTC
Scamming for gas
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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Feb 14, 2018
Feb 14, 2018 at 2:51 PM UTC
TO MY VALENTINE Ogdon Nash three versions
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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I was flying home from Denver and the man next to me ordered 3 double vodkas slipping the stewardess a hundred bucks by the end of the flight he was asking me to come home with him he had a sheepskin bed throw that would keep us perfectly warm this chill winter night I refused called him a drunk freak and giggled when he stumbled down the escalator and split a **** in his forehead that cracked like like Easter smothered in chocolate frosting
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 7:13 PM UTC
dream after wedding planning